Monday, December 31, 2007
Heavy machine gun fire was heard in the outskirts of the Lebanese Capital overnight originating from Balestinian Terror Camps in the Southern and Western Sides of Beirut.
France’s President Sarkozi is wishy washy about his relations with the Syrian dictatorship. On the one hand Sarkozi says that he stopped all communications with Syria until Syria gets its hands off the Lebanon while on the other hand, Sarkozi has kept his Ambassador in Syria and has asked Syria to cooperate with the World to obtain a successful presidential elections in the Lebanon!!!!
At the end of its visit to the Syrian Capital, the US Congressional delegation headed by Senators Specter and Kennedy has announced that Syria is ready for peace with Israel. Dream-on Gullible Honorables. . .
Well known Lebanese Journalist Maggy Farah predicts that the Presidential Elections will not happen until the Parliamentary Elections take place. . . Somewhere in time. . .
RAPIO will be back on January 2nd 2008. HAPPY NEW YEAR EVERYONE!
RAPIO will not be published on January 1st 2008 and will return as Free as ever on the 2nd of January.
The Head of the Lebanese Industrialists Jack Sarraf has called for an early Parliamentary Elections in 2008 to get new Deputies. Good Luck Ya Man!!!!
Russia joins the US and France in blaming the Lebanese Minority for blocking all efforts to appoint a President.
The Arab League Secretary General calls for an Arab meeting to discuss the Lebanese situation. In return, eternal speaker Nabih Berri sent an open reply to the Arab League stating “when the Arabs resolve their differences, then the problems in Lebanon will be resolved.”
Saturday, December 29, 2007
Michel Hayek, the man who predicted the assassinations of Rafic Hariri, Gebran Tueiny and General Francois Hajj as well as the Cedar Revolution and the Naher el-Bared mini-war will once again announce his new predictions for the year 2008 on LBC-TV on New Year’s Eve.
Many Catholic and Maronite Priests are reporting to their Bishops that they have been receiving threats and are being cursed inside the confession chamber by people who do not support the interference of the Church in Politics.
Eternal Dictator and Parliament Hostage Taker Speaker Nabih Berri postpones the appointment of the “President” till January 12, 2008. Under which law: no one knows! But hey, what the hek. After all, this is YOUR Lebanon. These are YOUR Politicians. You got bribed $100 or had your front alley asphalted during elections to have such Politicians rule you: Now YOU the PEOPLE of Lebanon MUST PAY the PRICE.
As-Safir Daily reports that French President Nicolas Sarkozi washes his hands from the moving sands of Lebanese Politics and Arab sources express their concern for a new Civil War in the Lebanon!
Friday, December 28, 2007
WARNING: General Michel Sleiman and the prestige of the Army Command are at stake similar to the Presidency of the Republic.
For unknown reasons, the United Nations has asked the Lebanese "Authorities" NOT to publish the photos of the two suspects who blew-up Army Major General Francois Hajj on December 12, 2007!
The Lebanese are living in denial and refusing to believe that a Big Bang is heading towards them…
Thursday, December 27, 2007
Wednesday, December 26, 2007
US Senator Spector has revealed that the Israeli Prime Minister has issued a new letter to his surreptitious Syrian ally Bashar Assad for both countries to resume the “PEACE” talks at the expense of the Lebanon… As usual.
The Traffic in and around the Lebanese Capital of Beirut has become unbearable due to the bad planning of the various Shopping Malls. Unfortunately, the Politicians get bribed and they let these large commercial centers open regardless of their eventual effect on the PEOPLE of the Lebanon.
The future of the Druze and the Christians of Lebanon is either to get the hell out of Lebanon or for each to establish a canton within the 10,452km2.
Certain sectors of Beirut belonging to the Hariri Clan have placed posters stating that the Sunni Muslim Prime Minister “Saniora is the Head of the State”; thus eliminating the existence of the Maronite Christian Presidential Seat. The Christians deserve such a move because they are so divided that anyone can do anything with them.
Tuesday, December 25, 2007
Monday, December 24, 2007
In yet another attempt to break-up the Lebanese Army, unknown elements have placed pictures of Army Commander Michel Sleiman all over the capital subtitled “The Real General”. This is seen as an attempt to instigate Army Officers close to Minority Chieftain General Michel Aoun against their fellow Officers loyal to Sleiman.
Heavy clashes erupted among Balestinian Terror Groups in the Terror Camp of Burj Barajneh. As usual, the Lebanese Authorities do not have any permission to enter the camp and investigate.
Sunday, December 23, 2007
The Majority is heading towards the election of Army Commander General Michel Sleiman in order to create a schism within the Lebanese Army Officers because Former Army Commander and current Minority Chieftain General Michel Aoun still has a strong support within the Lebanese Army. Also it is worth noting that Sleiman served under Aoun.
Saturday, December 22, 2007
Independent Observers have noticed that the top Three Military Leaders in the Country: Generals Michel Aoun, Michel Sleiman and Francois Hajj have been either burned politically or burned physically!!!
Babysitter France proposes to host a Little Boys’ meeting in France for Saad Hariri, Nabih Berri, Walid Jumblat and Michel Aoun.
Lebanon will not have a President till the Balestinians are settled in the 10,452km2 and a federation is created for her Minorities to co-exist.
Friday, December 21, 2007
All Talk No Action… As Usual…
Commentary
The Palestinians in Lebanon: They are here to stay. Like it or not. If one follows carefully and with an open mind, the chain of events in the Lebanon, one can conclude that all Roads are leading to the implementation of the Balestinians within the 10,452km2. The latest such proof is the fact that Lebanon is left without a President (whose main role is to safeguard the constitution of the country; or at least what is left of it). The Kissinger plan is moving ahead. All the Lebanese Leaders who had the balls (Baydhats in Arabic) to stand-up to the World and say “No to the Balestinians in Lebanon” have been eliminated one after the other starting from Kamal Jumblat till the latest gruesome murder of Army General Francois Hajj who eradicated the Balestinians from a Tripoli Terror Camp. The West, Syria, Iran, Saudi Arabia and Israel all have one common objective in mind: They are leaving the country without a Christian President on purpose so that a Sunni Muslim Prime Minister, assisted indirectly by a Shia Muslim Speaker of the House, work around the constitution surreptitiously in order to instill the Balestinians in the Lebanon; this time officially. It will be the Sunni PM who will give the Balestinians their Lebanese Citizenship. Meanwhile, YOUR present Leaders are selling you to the highest bidder.
YOU READ IT HERE FIRST ON RAPIO
Thursday, December 20, 2007
US Undersecretary of State Welsh has taken over the Babysitting efforts previously undertaken by the French Foreign Affairs Minister Kouchner due to the failure of the latter to come-up with a positive resolution which satisfies all the crying babies in the Lebanon!
As it appears from the last 24 hour political bickering, there may not be a “Presidential Appointment” as scheduled for this Saturday!
The Lebanese Authorities have arrested over 30 Terrorists belonging to Al-Qaeda who infiltrated from and are, as usual, supported by Syria in the Eastern Region of the Lebanese Beqaa Valley.
Wednesday, December 19, 2007
RAPIO has in recent days visited various hot points in the Lebanon. It appears that most of the silent Lebanese people, who are not Blind Followers of the Politicians, have in turn become numb and hopeless as the Warlords and Feudal Families, Agents of either Syria, Iran, Israel, Saudi Arabia, the US or France have taken 100% control over the lives and souls of this Silent sector of the Lebanese society and educated elite… Shame … Shame … Shame…
The Lebanese press is expecting the arrival of US Secretary of State C. Rice to Beirut in the next 24 to 48 hours to ensure enough political and diplomatic pressure is exerted in order to “Appointment” a “President” this up-coming Saturday!
Tuesday, December 18, 2007
“We Don’t Want to Die For You Anymore… You Die For Yourselves” – Majida l-Roomy.
To listen to Majida’s entire speech as she lashes out on all Politicians in the Lebanon, please click on the link below or on the top right corner. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wYFvpZ3eEJs
Today, the Conflict in Lebanon is over how many Ministers each Feudal Leader and Warlord must have in the next Government once a President is appointed.
As it stands now, the Hariri Clan is demanding 14 Dudes while the Minority wants 11 and 5 of the lucky lackeys will be Followers of the Next “President”!!!
Reliable Sources are revealing that the Gemayel Feudal Family has pushed pro-Syrian Kataeb President Karim Pakradouni to resign in order to replace him with its Patriarch’s Amine Gemayel’s Youngest Son Sami.
Ironically though, Sami is also known to be close to Minority Chieftain Michel Aoun and favoring a Federal Republic of Lebanon; similar to Samir Jaajaa and Al-Wali Jumblat.
Even Saudi Arabia is now having its war against the Syrian Baath Regime… where else but in Lebanon… “Lebanon is like a whorehouse, whoever pays…. Can ride!” – Bashir Gemayel
Monday, December 17, 2007
“It is By Serving One Another that Thy Shall Become Free” –Camelot
Many Lebanese Newspapers predict that General Michel Sleiman will be appointed President today…. While the Saga continues…
Dare YOU still believe in these Politicians who are making fun of YOU.
The Majority supported by the US and France has decided to Boycott Minority Chieftain Michel Aoun.
Ad-Dyar newspaper reveals that Saudi Arabia has funded Majority Tycoon Saad Hariri with 3 Billion US Dollars! Is it possible that this Money could be used for buying Deputies’ Honor to Vote the Sunni and US way?
Syrian Pirates belonging to the Syrian Navy confiscate Lebanese Fishermen’s Nets in North Lebanon and chase the Fishermen back to their Port!
Sunday, December 16, 2007
The US, France and the UK are studying a scenario to appoint a President with a simple Majority of 1 vote which may lead to a major escalation in the Lebanon because the constitution requires 2/3 of the Parliamentarians to be present during the first round of elections.
Meanwhile, French President Nicolas Sarkozi had warned that tomorrow is the last chance the Lebanese have to appoint a President!
France refuses to have Michel Aoun negotiating on behalf of the Minority.
General Nabil Karaa has been appointed Director of Operations in the Army replacing the Late Francois Hajj who was killed last week.
Saturday, December 15, 2007
French Freshman President Nicolas Sarkozi issues an ultimatum to the Lebanese: “Monday is the last chance to have a President”…. OR WHAT?
Ya Monsieur Sarkozi: “Haven’t YOU realized yet that the Problem is not resting just in Lebanon but in Syria, Iran and Israel?” - RAPIO…
The Majority refuses to have a dialogue with Minority Chieftain Michel Aoun and insists on having it with Hezbollah.
In an interview from his flush Parisian suburb residence, Your New Feudal Lord Taymour Walid Jumblat acknowledges that his Father, Majority Leader, Al-Wali Jumblat committed several political mistakes in recent years.
Friday, December 14, 2007
Hajj was cowardly killed 2 days ago by Islamist Fundamentalists connected to international intelligence agencies.
Army Commander in Chief and Presidential Hopeful General Michel Sleiman as well as Minority Chieftain and Former Army Commander in Chief of the Army General Michel Aoun have both arrived to Harisaa to bid goodbye to their fallen Comrade. Majority Leader Al-Wali Jumblat was also present at the mass.
Majority Tycoon Saad Hariri rejects a French proposal requesting him not to become Prime Minister.
Meanwhile, the Majority is hesitating to negotiate the future of the Lebanon with the Minority appointed Chief Negotiator Michel Aoun.
Thursday, December 13, 2007
Wednesday, December 12, 2007
The Lebanese Army has cordoned the area of the explosion because Baabda is considered a military zone.
The explosion destroyed the Municipality Building in Baabda resulting so far in the death of Five (5) people.
NEWS FLASH = LEBANON BEING INSTIGATED FOR A NEW CIVIL WAR:
A Car Bomb went-off in the heartland of the Presidential Palace town of Baabda causing severe damage and a considerable number of casualties.
On the 2nd Anniversary of the Assassination of Gebran Tueni, Syrian Vice-President declares to the World that “Today, Syria’s allies in Lebanon are stronger than before, even when Syrian Army was there”!
Do We Need to Say More?
A Hand Grenade was thrown near a school in Ain El-Roummaneh last night.
The Presidency is at a stand still while French Foreign Affairs Minister and Babysitter Bernard Kouchner declares that France has exhausted all its efforts to help the Lebanese but to no avail...
The People of Lebanon have proven to the World that the Lebanese Cannot Rule Themselves and MUST always have a Foreign BOOT over their neck to be kept under control.
Tuesday, December 11, 2007
The Presidential Appointment has been postponed for the 8th time till Monday, December 17, 2007. Some even say it won’t take place before March 2008!!!
As such, the Momentum of General Michel Sleiman has been burned down.
Lebanon is heading to a complete constitutional and power vacuum if the Parliament is not convened by January 2008 at which time and legally speaking, the Parliament will no longer be able to convene to elect a President. So, in January 2008 the People of Lebanon may wake-up without a President, a Parliament that is a sitting duck and a Government that is hopeless.
Israel is now listed as the 4th largest Weapons Exporter in the World.
Monday, December 10, 2007
On this occasion, Singer Majida Roomy has lashed out on all the Bloody Politicians that the People of Lebanon keep supporting and keep dying for…
General Michel Sleiman has made it clear that he will not assume the Presidency if it is not made constitutionally.
Tomorrow’s session in the Parliament may end-up once more without a “President” because the Babies are still crying for a proper solution.
The bad weather has rendered many roads in the Lebanese inaccessible.
Say NO to YOUR Leaders Today... So YOUR Children Can Live in Peace Tomorrow!!!
Sunday, December 9, 2007
Saturday, December 8, 2007
A schism has surfaced in both Majority and Minority Camps. Lackeys from both camps are threatening to leave their respective Masters soon. This could be Boutros Harb and Bahij Tabbara quitting the Hariri Clan while Michel Murr and Hagob Pakradonian turning their back on Aoun.
UNIFIL Military sources reveal that a Sunni Radical Group is behind the assassination of Two Members of the Lebanese Majority.
Friday, December 7, 2007
NEWS FLASH = RAPIO has just learned that all Three Muslim Feudal Lords Nabih Berri, Saad Hariri and Walid Jumblat are meeting secretaly behind closed doors in the Parliament Building in order to decide the fate of the Future of the Lebanon at the expense of her Christian Community due to their STUPID disintegration and lack of unity.
Gentleman General Michel Sleiman: Will he be appointed Lebanon's 12th "President" Today!!!
Odds say He will since Eternal Speaker Nabih Berri did not postpone the appointment session scheduled for Friday, December 7th 2007.
Candidate Boutros Harb has withdrawn from the "Presidential" Race and has expressed deep disappointment for being a member of the Hariri Clan Majority.
Meanwhile, two conflicting reports are surfacing on the next Prime Minister. Minority sources are supporting one Candidate who is close to Saad Hariri (possibly Mohamad Safadi) while the Majority is favoring Hariri himself.
While all this shit is taking place, Hezbollah is concerned on who the next Army Chief of Staff will be as it wants a Dude who will not fight it or disarm it.
Heavy snow and thunderstorms are ruling Lebanon.
Thursday, December 6, 2007
Heavy tension prevails in Balestinian Camps in East and South Lebanon. Pro and Anti Syrian Balestinian Terror groups are on full alert in the Beqaa and Tyre.
Independent Observers are expressing deep concern with the evolution of the events in as far as the Appointment of General Michel Sleiman.
Sleiman is seen to be burned politically by the Lebanese Mafia ruling the country.
French babysitter Kouchner fails again and again and again from reaching a common denominator among the belligerents.
Minority Chieftain Michel Aoun meets potential PM Candidate and Billionaire Mohamad Safadi who is also a member of the Ruling Majority.
Safadi is seen to be distancing himself from the Hariri Clan in order to get a better chance with the Minority to become Prime Minister should a new President is appointed by next week.
Wednesday, December 5, 2007
Three Explosions occured in the Balestinian stronghold of Syrian lackey Terror Leader Ahmad Jibril in the Beqaa Valley. Ambulances are seen transporting the dead and injured from Lebanon into Syrian territories without permission from the Lebanese Authorities... As if the Lebanese Authorities ever existed...
News Flash = A Major Winter Storm is Expected to hit Lebanon with Snow at 1,000 meters.
Eternal Speaker Nabih Berri confirms to An-Nahar Daily that "It is a done deal; General Michel Sleiman is the President", expected to be appointed on Tuesday, December 11th 2007.
Babysitter Kouchner in Beirut – The Sequel!
Are the Politicians trying to burn General Michel Sleiman’s chances to become “President”?
It is reported that the Lebanese Electrical Company is on the verge of total collapse.
Tuesday, December 4, 2007
Meanwhile, Ad-Dyar daily reports that current PM Fouad Saniora refuses to have his Boss and Financier Saad Hariri replace him as prime minister!!!
What a country…
It is reported that Lebanon has 1025 cases of HIV positive (AIDS) for a population of nearly 4Million.
Lebanese Army Officers are not happy with the visit that Samir Jaajaa made to the offices of the Army Commander Sleiman in Yarzeh. Jaajaa is accused of having ordered the mass slaughter of dozens of Lebanese Army Officers in 1989.
Monday, December 3, 2007
The latest show of force, now that Sleiman is seen as the next President, is which political party should get which ministry.
Presidential Hopeful General Sleiman meets Unwanted President Minority Chieftain General Michel Aoun at the latter’s Residence in Rabieh. It should be noted that Aoun was Sleiman’s commanding officer nearly 15 years ago.
Kataeb Party President Karim Pakradouni and 22 members of the Politburo have submitted their resignation to Kataeb Supreme King Amine Gemayel.
Friday, November 30, 2007
Opposing or not convinced of the appointment of Sleiman are Dory Chamoun, Boutros Harb, Amine Gemayel and Samir Jaajaa.
Eternal Speaker Nabih Berri postpones the appointment session of the President till Friday, December 7, 2007.
Ad-Dyar newspaper reveals that Minority Chieftain Michel Aoun had a plan to topple the Government of PM Fouad Saniora had the latter rejected the nomination of Gen. Michel Sleiman to the Presidency.
It is reported that the Deputies of the Hariri Clan payroll will be moving from the Phoenicia Intercontinental Hotel to the Riviera Hotel shortly.
Thursday, November 29, 2007
Michel Sleimane = Another General Heads for the Presidential Palace.
Hezbollah rejects Sleiman’s Appointment to the Presidency.
The Shia Way or No Way.
Al-Wali Jumblat, yet in another 180 degree turn, is now re-calling for Hezbollah to keep its weapons till…Maybe it takes over the country ! ! !
The Islamic Republic of Iran presents the first submarine “Made in Iran”!
SAY NO TO YOUR LEADERS or PAY THE PRICE
Wednesday, November 28, 2007
The Majority hints at nominating Lebanese Army Commander General Michel Sleiman for the Presidency in a clear defiance to Ret. General and Minority Chieftain Michel Aoun.
One Dead and at least 12 people injured in machine gun battles in the streets of the Northern Lebanese City of Triploi overnight.
Pro-Hariri Clan and other Islamists are on a state of alert in West Beirut after the clashes that took place in Tripoli.
The Lebanese Army reinforces its already heavy deployment in the Batroun, Kesrouan and Beirut regions.
Independent Observers are reporting that a split is emerging between Al-Wali Jumblat and the Hariri Clan financed Majority on the one hand and another split between Michel Aoun and his Chief Ally chameleon Michel Murr. Jumblat is courting the Syrians again while Murr is courting Hariri’s Boy PM Fouad Saniora!!!
Tuesday, November 27, 2007
While the Maronites opposing Bkerke are flocking to Aoun’s Residence.
Samir Jaajaa calls Aoun a “Bishop and NOT the Patriarch”.
The End-result: a Divided Marounistan!
Al-Wali Jumblat is reported to be opening-up to the Minority coalition.
Monday, November 26, 2007
Minority Chieftain Michel Aoun asserts himself as the sole Christian Boss.
After Hariri Mocks Aoun from Bkerkeh, Aoun shut-off all dialogues with the Majority Tycoon!
The Minority is calling for a Ghandi style civil disobedience.
The Lebanese Army consolidates its grip in Marounistan.
Saturday, November 24, 2007
Maronite Warlord Samir Jaajaa informs his Muslim allies in the Majority that if they cannot face Hezbollah, HE (Jaajaa) is ready to face his archrival Michel Aoun.
Lebanese Government Sources confirm that Lebanon is NOT in a State of Emergency.
Lebanon Participates in the so-called Annapolis Peace Conference.
The Free Patriotic Movement of Minority Chieftain Michel Aoun objects to the meeting that took place between Sunni Muslim PM Fouad Saniora and Chief Procrastinator Sfeir at a time that Saniora has effectively replaced THE Maronite Christian President.
Emil Lahoud will go down in History as equivalent to Amine Gemayel: Two No Good Presidents who left nothing behind but negative memories and a Dead “Republic”.
Lebanon Without a Christian At the Helm For the First Time In Its Modern History Since It Was Created 64 Years Ago.
Majority Tycoon Saad Hariri informs Minority Chieftain Michel Aoun that it is impossible for the latter to become President.
Independent Observers indicate that the Problem is in the fact that the Muslims want to have a veto over the name of the President while depriving the Christians from doing the same with a Muslim Prime Minister or the Speaker of the House.
The situation in Lebanon could be leading towards the creation of a Federal country in line with many other countries inhabited by minority groups.
Friday, November 23, 2007
NEWS FLASH = OUTGOING "PRESIDENT" EMIL LAHOUD DECLARES A STATE OF EMERGENCY AND ASSIGNS POWER TO THE LEBANESE ARMY COMMAND COUNCIL EFFECTIVE ZERO HOUR NOVEMBER 24, 2007.
Acting Unconstitutionally, Eternal Speaker Nabih Berri May postpone Today’s Election Deadline for another Week!
The Lebanese Army sets roadblocks all over the Capital City of Beirut in a desperate attempt to maintain Law and Order.
The Majority Parliamentarians hiding in the Pheonicia Hotel has rejected the initiative proposed by Minority Chieftain Michel Aoun late last night on basis of unconstitutionality.
Aoun’s initiative basically called for:
1- The appointment of Pierre Daccache for President,
2- Saad Hariri agrees to appoint a Sunni Prime Minister from outside His Clan,
3- Early Parliamentary Elections based on Small District for proper Representation.
As of this write-up Five Possibilities could occur if Elections do not take place today:
1- Emil Lahoud Stays President (The US, Syria, Israel and Iran prefer a sitting duck to stay in power),
2- PM Fouad Saniora and the majority may opt to take power away from the Christian President and invest it in the hands of the Sunni Muslim Prime Minister. (A good possibility since the Maronites are divided over their own destiny),
3- A Military Council may be appointed as a care taker government by the current President which will be headed by the Army Commander and is comprised of 3 Muslims and 3 Christians,
4- Hezbollah may decide to take-over the country by force (Israel and Syria welcome this initiative because Israel ALWAYS prefers to deal with a united and strong enemy than an unknown one; while Syria and Hezbollah are one entity),
5- All the above (This possibility is the one that could lead the country into a major chaos).
TO ALL FREE LEBANESE: SAY NO TO YOUR LEADERS… IS YOUR ONLY WAY OUT!
Thursday, November 22, 2007
-1- No Elections. Lebanon is moving towards the Abyss. Only GOD Can Now Save Her.
-2- Prime Candidate Michel Aoun Concedes and Nominates Ancient Prostate Age Over the Hill Pierre Daccache for President.
- 3- The Lebanese Army Command Warns All Media Outlets Not to Publish irroneous News.
36 Hours… and Lebanon will be either Dead or Alive!
A large demonstration of Lebanese Youth entitled “ENOUGH” took place in front of the Parliament against what the “Politicians” are doing to the People of Lebanon.
Last night meeting between Majority Tycoon Saad Hariri and Minority Chieftain Michel Aoun let to … more jokes on the People of Lebanon…
French President Nicolas Sarkozi is said to be personally leading the last minute effort for a settlement to the Lebanese Presidential “Elections”.
As usual with the first rain pouring over Lebanon, all roads are blocked due to lack of maintenance by the Government and Municipalities… Unfortunately, the People of Lebanon are too busy preparing to defend the lives of their respective Leaders instead of demanding their basic rights.
Wednesday, November 21, 2007
Independent Analysts are optimistic about having a new President come Friday, November 23, 2007.
It is high time, WE the People, take our destiny in our own hands and away from OUR so-called political and religious Leaders as well as from Foreign interferences.
Warlords Nabih Berri and Michel Aoun clash verbally over the fact that Aoun stated that the President should be selected by the Christians and NOT by Berri and Hariri who are Muslims.
It is reported that Aoun also had a heated meeting with US Ambassador to Lebanon over the fact that the US policy is not allowing any role for the Christians of Lebanon in any future settlement.
French Foreign Affairs Minister Kouchner decided to baby sit the Politicians until a new President is appointed (not elected !!!!!).
French President Sarkozi is reported to have phoned his Syrian counterpart Assad to discuss the Syrian interferences in the Lebanese Affairs… Wake-up and smell the Coffee ya Monsieur Sarkozi…
Tuesday, November 20, 2007
News Flash = Lebanese Army Commander Michel Sleiman orders his troops to safeguard the People of Lebanon and not to listen to their respective Leaders.
Government orders the shutdown of all schools in the Lebanon starting tomorrow.
Lebanese Army on full alert in Beirut and Kesrouan ONLY.
Iran’s puppet Hezbollah calls for the formation of a 2nd Government within the next 24 hours to face the Government of the Hariri Clan headed by Saniora.
French Foreign Affairs Minister Couchner threatens to reveal the names of those who are blocking a settlement in Lebanon.
The election session scheduled for tomorrow is likely to be postponed till the 23rd of November; one day before the expiration of Emile Lahoud from his throne in Baabda. Meanwhile, reports indicate that Emile Lahoud may end-up staying in Baabda till further notice from his Masters in Damascus and Teheran.
Syria awaits the outcome of the Annapolis meeting before ruling on the Lebanon presidential affairs. Lebanon is a Joker in Syria’s hand.
PM Fouad Saniora and his Minister of Telecom Marwan Hamadeh reject the appointment of a Maronite to Head the privatization of the Lebanese telephone network.
Four Days separate Lebanon from Death or Survival.
Monday, November 19, 2007
20,000 Runners participated in the 5th Beirut International Marathon yesterday.
Respected Journalist, diplomat and deputy, Ghassan Tueny reveals in a live TV interview that Egyptian and Arab League Representative Aamr Moussa always ”screws-up the negotiations because he transmits erroneous information”.
Warlords Jaajaa and Aoun may create a new coalition to counter the unbalance appointment of Muslims in Government Jobs by Sunni Muslim PM Saniora who is controlled by the Hariri Clan on the one hand and by Shia Muslim Speaker Berri on the other.
The Christians of Lebanon are opposing the selection by Berri, Hariri and Syria of Robert Ghanem and Michel Edde, the lowest and least popular two Candidates for the Presidency.
Sunday, November 18, 2007
Heavy and intensive meetings from different groups and countries are taking place with Candidate Michel Aoun.
The foreign affairs ministers of France, Spain and Italy will be in Beirut this week to baby sit the Lebanese during the Presidential “Elections” period.
Venezuela’s Dictator Hugo Chavez threatens the US and the West of having the oil barrel reaching $200 if Iran’s nuclear stations are attacked. Great: like this the rich will get richer and the poor… poorer…
Saturday, November 17, 2007
Independent Observers compare Lebanon to a sick man in intensive care unit (ICU). He can only come out of it either dead or alive!!!
Majority Leader Al-Wali Jumblat calls Eternal Speaker Nabih Berri. Outcome is TOP SECRET as usual at the expense of their respective Lebanese herds.
Reports reveal that the Chief Procrastinator Nasrallah Sfeir have sent a list of half a dozen Presidential Candidates to Berri and Hariri.
A precarious calm hovers at the Balestinian camps of Shatila and Bourj Barajneh.
Friday, November 16, 2007
LBC TV bans an interview with its former Chief Samir Jaajaa.
As a result, a couple of hundred lackeys of Jaajaa took the streets of Ashrafieh and Kesrouan. The Army has spread in these 2 Areas.
Lackeys from Hezbollah and Hariri Future movement clashed in the town of Aaramoun, South of Beirut.
Majority Chief Al-Wali Jumblat has instructed his War Council to keep the roads of the Chouf District free of any Hezbollah fighters at any cost in case Hezbollah attempts to block them.
Minority Chieftain Michel Aoun declares that his Strong Parliamentary Block will not participate in the Presidential “Elections” unless HE is the Chosen One… Some Democracy!!!!
Thursday, November 15, 2007
Born: March 14, 2005
Dead: November 24, 2007
Cause of Death: The People of Lebanon
Pro-Syrian Opposition is calling for “peaceful” civil disobedience and road blocking.
According to Syria, all bids are off in any negotiations with France over Lebanon!
Independent Observers are expecting the return of full Syrian hegemony over the Lebanon within the next few months.
Lebanese security apparatus has arrested a Muslim Fundamentalist preparing to assassinate Hezbollah’s Grand Ayatollah Hassan Nasrallah.
Wednesday, November 14, 2007
A precarious calm hovers on all fronts in Lebanon.
French Foreign Affairs Minister Couchner is expected to baby sit YOUR “Leaders” next week until the Presidential elections take place. What a shame that we have to have a baby sitter to take care of our own business…
Couchner fails to obtain a list of Candidates from the Chief Procrastinator Sfeir. So! What else is new Yaba?
However, An-Nahar Daily reveals that Sfeir will submit a list to France within the next 48 hours comprising the names of Nassib Lahoud, Boutros Harb and Michel Aoun among others…
Former Lebanese Intelligence Chief Johnny Abdo confirms RAPIO’s previous statement that there will be no elections before the November 24, 2007 deadline.
Tuesday, November 13, 2007
Both Warlords Amine Gemayel and Michel Aoun have self-nominated themselves to head a transitional government to set-up parliamentary and presidential elections.
Aoun is said to be ready to face the U.S. at “any cost”.
The U.S. is said to be ready to sell Lebanon old rusty training military jets (for what?).
“The Shia Way or No Way” – RAPIO publisher, June 2006.
Monday, November 12, 2007
Hey Lebanese: Do YOU ever wonder to what happened to YOUR Cedar Revolution? Do YOU want the Syrian to come BACK? Do YOU always want to have foreign interferences in YOUR country?
“We are ready to change the face of the Region… The whole World cannot disarm Hezbollah” – Hezbollah Chieftain Hassan Nasrallah while addressing the World on national TV on November 11, 2007.
Lebanese Central Bank Governor and Presidential Hopeful Riad Salameh has been summoned to Bkerkeh to meet Chief Procrastinator the Patriarch.
“Why don’t you shut-up!” – King of Spain Juan Carlos addressing Venezuelan Dictator Hugo Chavez in yesterday’s meeting of Spanish speaking nations.
Sunday, November 11, 2007
On his part pro-Syrian Terror Master Ahmad Jibril has accused both Eternal Leaders and Warlords Samir Jaajaa and Al-Wali Jumblat for re-importing weapons from Israel into Lebanon.
Tight lips are kept behind the non-occurrence of the meeting that was scheduled to take place between Warlords Samir Jaajaa and Michel Aoun.
The Pope has warned that the Elections in Lebanon are detrimental to the existence of the country and its institutions.
Saturday, November 10, 2007
Impeach Cardinal Sfeir. Ignore All Politicians. Live Your Life Free. Do not Remain a Sheep under the mercy of Politicians, Clergymen or Foreign Governments.
France, in a frustrating voice, indicated that it is high time Cardinal Sfeir announces his list of Candidates.
It is reported that France could end-up appointing the President it sees as the most moderate because of Bkerke lack of action and decision making.
Hariri owned newspaper Al-Mustaqbal has reported that Syrian Lackey Balestinian Terror Leader Ahmad Jibril has warned that the Syrian Chief Secret Service Boss Assef Chawkat has sent into Beirut Balestinian terrorists to create another Nahr Bared battle between Hezbollah and the Balestinian Camps of Burj Barajneh and Chatila.
“RAPIO is voicing what many are only thinking” – RAPIO Reader.
Friday, November 9, 2007
The Syrian Alawite Baath regime has reprimanded several non-Alawite Syrian Army Officers for protesting against the additional power given to their Alawite fellow Officers.
“Foreign Policy” publishes a study naming Lebanon as one of the most unsuccessful countries in the world. The study is based on 3 elements: economic, social and political. Remember this next time YOU vote blindly for YOUR SAME LEADER!!!
Etienne Sakr the Chieftain of the Guardians of the Cedars has announced his Candidacy to the Presidency of the “Republic” of Lebanon.
Thursday, November 8, 2007
Warlord Samir Jaajaa said to be ready to meet his arch-rival Feudal Lord Sleiman Franjieh.
Was Ghassan Tueiny lying when he announced on TV last week that Cardinal Sfeir came-up with a list of Candidates who are not traditional politicians? Someone is NOT telling the TRUTH: Either Tueiny or Bkerke. YOU the people must judge how YOU are being toyed around with.
Crude oil prices are expected to reach the US $100 the barrel by the end of next week.
Wednesday, November 7, 2007
Ad-Diyar Daily on its part is reporting an eminent meeting between Warlords Jaajaa and Aoun.
As predicted by RAPIO, Chief Procrastinator Cardinal Sfeir has officially declared that he will not submit a list of Presidential Candidates. YO Sfeir Baby: From now on don’t blame the screw-ups of the Christians of Lebanon or the Presidency on the Moslems … YOU HAD YOUR CHANCE.
Russia has warned of a Civil War in Lebanon if the Presidential elections do not take place!!!!
Positive outcome has resulted from the historic meeting of the Catholic Pope and the Saudi King in the Vatican. Now we DO expect the Pope to return the visit to Mekkah.
Tuesday, November 6, 2007
Lebanese Police reports that 838 people have died on the roads of Lebanon due to car accidents so far this year bypassing all previous years.
The Lebanese Army has taken extraordinary security precautions at all governmental institutions till November 24th 2007 Election Day as many fear an armed take-over of the country by Hezbollah if no agreement is reached to Hezbollah's, Syria's and Iran's satisfaction.
For the first time in History, Saudi King Abdullah is set to meet with the Catholic Pope in the Vatican. The question remains: Will the Catholic Pope be ever allowed to visit Mekkah to make a courtesy return visit to the King?
Monday, November 5, 2007
Both Israel and Hezbollah are in a state of full alert along the Lebanese – Israeli borders.
Presidential Candidate Boutros Harb has acknowledged that the Presidential Elections could very well take place in the historic Druze town of Beiteddine.
Independent Observers have indicated that the People of Lebanon have given-up on relying on Chief Procrastinator Cardinal Sfeir to announce a list of Candidates for the Presidency.
Egypt has announced that there are too many foreign interferences in Lebanon.
As usual France blinked and has opened-up dialogue with the Syrian Baath regime over the future of Lebanon.
French Foreign Affairs Minister has warned of new assassinations before the elections.
Sunday, November 4, 2007
Lebanese Expat living in Mexico Carlos Helou is expected to become the world richest man by by-passing Microsoft Bill Gates.
Agence France Press (AFP) is reporting that Arab women are flocking into Lebanon to have their nose and breasts shaped like Lebanese pop singer Haifa Wehbeh’s nose and chest!!!
After Afghanistan, the United States, Iraq, Lebanon, Algeria, the United Kingdom, Spain, and Pakistan, Al-Qaida has announced the establishment of its newest base in Libya.
The World is focusing its attention on the civil upheaval at the foot steps of the Pakistani Government fearing the fall of Pakistan’s Nuclear Arsenal in the hands of extremists.
Saturday, November 3, 2007
France and the US keep pretending that they are putting pressure on Syria to leave Lebanon alone. No one believes these so-called words as it is time to put words into deeds.
Sleiman (Soussou) Franjieh met Hezbollah Supreme Ayatollah Hassan Nasrallah to discuss the Presidential elections.
Independent Observers are reporting the frustration of all Lebanese against Chief Procrastinator Cardinal Sfeir for refusing to nominate 2 or 3 or 10 Candidates for the Presidency. Well what do people expect from Sfeir? It is his nature to delay things or not to make decisions or worse to divide and rule…
Contrary to what was reported earlier by the Minority, the Students of the Lebanese Forces have announced their victory in the student elections at the St. Joseph University Last week.
Friday, November 2, 2007
Presidential Candidate Boutros Harb and ally of Hariri stated that Saad Hariri is NOT authorized to nominate a Candidate on behalf of the Majority.
Confirming that Aoun will not be the next President, Majority Tycoon Saad Hariri announces, after his long meetings with Aoun in Paris, that Aoun will simply play a major role during the next Presidential elections.
Beirut International Airport is reported to be at its lowest operational income ever since Israel and Hezbollah fought their war in Lebanon during the summer of 2006. As a result, many systems in the airport are rendered non-operational awaiting funding for repair or replacement.
Lebanese Pop Singer Big Lips Nawal Zoghbi is reported to have officially divorced her husband.
Thursday, November 1, 2007
Both “Leaders” met in Paris for 8 hours to split the cake (in the next Government) and eat it too !!!
Syrian pop Singer George Wassouf was arrested in Beirut for firing his automatic machine gun in public in Ain el-Mreisseh.
Lebanese Army Command issues a Press Release confirming that its Chief of Staff Gen. Michel Sleiman is NOT a Candidate for the Presidency.
Majority Leader Al-Wali Jumblat states that the decision for naming the President depends on Chief Procrastinator Cardinal Sfeir and NOT on Amal Eternal Feudal Leader Nabih Berri.
Wednesday, October 31, 2007
2 Car Bombs shook the Southern City of Saida.
Majority Tycoon Saad Hariri and Minority Chieftain Michel Aoun are both in Paris to meet within the next 24 hours.
Central Bank Governor Riad Salameh announces his Candidacy for the Presidency. A move seen by independent Observers as the 1st step for his appointment as President by both the majority and minority.
Samir Jaajaa and Michel Aoun blind followers are both claiming victory over the student body elections of the St. Joseph University.
Majority Leader Al-Wali Jumblat accuses Hezbollah and its allies for preparing to invade the Governmental Offices (Serail) should a President is appointed solely by the Majority by 50+1 votes instead of 2/3 of the votes as called for by the Constitution.
Tuesday, October 30, 2007
On his part, Syria’s Lackey in Lebanon Nasser Qandil stated that the pro-Syria Opposition is ready to withdraw its support of Aoun if the Majority withdraws its nominees (without naming them).
As a result of the above, Michel Aoun is reported to be very PISSED OFF.
France stated that it is in favor of keeping current President Emile Lahoud if there is no new President. Ya Habibi. . .
The Student Body elections in the various colleges at the St. Jospeh University (USJ) have given the Candidates of the Free Patriotiv Movement of Michel Aoun 56 seats while the Samir Jaajaa’s Lebanese Forces and their allies received 28 seats.
Correction: Yesterday, RAPIO reported that Michel Hayek predicted that Michel Aoun would become President. The fact is that Hayek did not say it.
Monday, October 29, 2007
The Lebanese Mafia is blocking attempts to reduce fuel prices in Lebanon.
Syria’s Lackeys in Lebanon are barking again. In fact, one of them threatened the US and the Lebanese to turn Lebanon into another Ghaza!
As expected, Chief Procrastinator Cardinal Sfeir is still silent about nominating Candidates for the Presidency.
Ireland has announced that it is pulling out its troops from UNIFIL.
New reports indicate that Hezbollah is slowly withdrawing its support for Aoun for the Presidency!
Sunday, October 28, 2007
European countries are planning to assist in the rehabilitation of Lebanese airports to admit military jets.
France is hinting that it could nominate the next President of “the Republic” of Lebanon!!!
Bkerke is now denying that it will nominate one person for the Presidency. Meanwhile, latest reports indicate that Two new candidates have been officially added to the Bkerke’s long list of Maronites seeking the Number One spot: Nayla Mouawad and Amine Gemayel.
After publicly nominating his boss to the Presidency two months ago, today, No. 2 man in the Lebanese Forces, George Adwan is confirming that Eternal Leader Samir Jaajaa is NOT a Candidate!!!
Saturday, October 27, 2007
A schism has surfaced anew between the Kataeb and the Lebanese Forces due to the nomination of the Latter of a Candidate for the Parliament to replace the late Kataeb Deputy Antoine Ghanem. This move is seen as an excuse for others (namely Dory Chamoun and Michel Aoun) to throw in their Candidates, possibly Kamil Chamoun Junior and Hikamt Deeb, for the Baabda-Aley Parliamentary seat.
Warlords Al-Wali Jumblat and Michel Aoun to meet within the next 48 Hours…We are so Lucky!
Warlords Ammounah Gemayel and a Representative of Hezbollah met in Bikfaya last night to isolate Jaajaa and Jumblat.
Al-Balad newspaper reports that while Feudal Lords Sfeir, Aoun, Berri, Hariri and Gemayel are optimistic about finding a peaceful solution to the Presidency, Feudal Lords Jumblat, Jaajaa and Franjieh are pessimistic about it.
As FIRST reported publicly on RAPIO, the all-Sunni Muslim Neo-Ottoman Regime of Turkey is set for an all out assault to occupy Northern Iraqi Kurdistan Region.
This will be the grounds for facing the all-Shia Muslim Iran in the next Regional War.
The Maronite Bishops announce that the Christian Presence in the Lebanon has dropped to a low 20% of the population.
Israeli Sources reveal that Israel and Hezbollah could be signing a “Peace Treaty” in the near future. Iran, on the part, has announced that Hezbollah is ready and qualified to assume the role of governance and responsibility of Lebanon. Put the two together and you can conclude that Israel and Iran agree on a Hezbollah take-over of the Lebanon.
Friday, October 26, 2007
Israeli Sources reveal that Israel and Hezbollah could be signing a “Peace Treaty” in the near future. Iran, on the part, has announced that Hezbollah is ready and qualified to assume the role of governance and responsibility of Lebanon. Put the two together and you can conclude that Israel and Iran agree on a Hezbollah take-over of the Lebanon.
Intelligence reports stipulate that Israel will attack Iran with Stealth fighter jets F-35.
PM Saniora is said to be adamantly opposed to the succession of the Army Chif of Staff Michel Sleiman to the Presidency of the Farm Republic.
Meanwhile, Gen. Michel Sleiman has denied that he has been approached by anyone country or official requesting him to become Mr. President!!!
Hezbollah lackey M. Raad informed Chief Procrastinator Cardinal Sfeir that the occupation of downtown Beirut by Hezbollah will seize once a President has been agreed on . . .
Al-Balad Daily paper has published its survey results for the Presidency showing Michel Aoun on top with 56% of the votes and Samir Jaajaa a distant second with 14%.
On its part, An-Nahar online survey shows Michel Aoun with 43% followed by Nassib Lahoud with 24% of the People’s Vote.
Thursday, October 25, 2007
Last night during a live interview on a national TV Station, Minority Chieftain Michel Aoun reveals that he has “no objection to face off against Samir Jaajaa in a parliamentary election session”.
Meanwhile, after his surprise meeting with Ammouneh Gemayel, Aoun is expected to meet Majority Tycoon Saad Hariri and Majority Leader Al-Wali Jumblat within a week’s time.
Lebanese Singer Sabah has revealed during an interview that she had a "love affair for 10 months with the late Lebanese President Elias Sarkis before he made President."
Wednesday, October 24, 2007
Today marks the ONE Month count down for Lebanon’s destiny. November 24, 2007 will either bring peace or total chaos to the land of the 10452km2…
An-Nahar net survey is continuing and it shows as of this report that Michel Aoun has 42% of the People's votes followed by Nassib Lahoud with 25% of the votes while a week ago the same survey source reported 31% for Aoun and 29% for Lahoud.
Nobody Feudal Lord Carlos Edde calls Chieftain Michel Aoun as “a danger for Lebanon”.
Eternal Speaker Nabih Berri has proposed a constitutional amendment. A move seen by independent Observers as the first legal step to elect a current very high ranking Government Employee as the next President of the “Republic”!!!
Meanwhile, Ammouneh Gemayel is still insinuating that he can be a Candidate for the Presidency.
Tuesday, October 23, 2007
News Flash = Syria's strong man within the Kataeb Party, Deputy Nader Sikkar nominates Amine Gemayel for the Presidency!
REMEMBER THIS BEFORE YOU TRUST & DEFEND YOUR LEADERS AGAIN:
You have No ElectricityYou have No Water
You have No Roads
You are living in one giant Russian roulette
Most of You are Unemployed
Most of You have left Lebanon
Most of You do not have a secured Retirement Plan
Hezbollah Chief Hassan Nasroullah has informed Maronite Chief Nasrallah Sfeir that Michel Aoun is his chosen Candidate for the Presidency.
Egypt has denied the allegations that the visit of Lebanese Army Chief of Staff Michel Sleiman is linked to his appointment as the next President ! ! !
Monday, October 22, 2007
Unconfirmed reports reveal that also last night, Sami Gemayel, the younger son of Amine Gemayel, has informed Eternal Leader of the Lebanese Forces Samir Jaajaa that he (Sami) is with 2/3 votes quorum for the elections of the President. A move seen as a split within the 14 March Camp which has been demanding a simple majority vote for the election of the President.
Kataeb Party President Chameleon Karim Pakradouni announces his resignation from the Party.
Italian Foreign Affairs Minister Dalima Dutti informs Eternal Speaker Nabih Berri of an up-coming assassination of a major Lebanese “Leader” that could lead the country into chaos.
Sunday, October 21, 2007
The Neo-Ottoman Government of Turkey proposes to mediate between the Baath Regime in Syria and the Unknown Regime in Lebanon.
Real Estate prices in Lebanon are continuing to edge-up rapidly despite the political quagmire that is hindering Lebanon’s future.
The Lebanese masses are bracing for a tough winter due to the fact that most, if not all, roads in the country are experiencing potholes left exposed to nature which could lead to severe accidents once the rain season begins. The people of Lebanon remain careless vis-a-vis their own future as no one is objecting to his/her so-called elected Deputy because the people are busy defending their “Leaders” instead of their own rights.
"The Independent" Daily reveals that the stolen weapons from US Army basis in Iraq are surfacing on the streets of Lebanon.
Saturday, October 20, 2007
Experts from the World Atomic Energy Agency are reviewing the aerial photographs taken by the Israeli Jets during their recent attacks on the Syrian Nuclear Power Plant in Deir Zorr near Damascus.
Self-imposed Life time Speaker Nabih Berri and Majority Tycoon Saad Hariri discussed the potentials of each Presidential Hopeful. Question: When will the Christians do the same… about the next Prime Minister and Speaker of the House??? Dream on… They can’t even decide on their (“Christian”) President…
Lebanon's Grand Mufti Sheikh Mohammed Rashid Qabbani called on Grand Procrastinator Maronite Cardinal Nasrallah Sfeir to pick the next president for Lebanon. Dream-on!
Lebanese Chief Justice Antoine Kheir is in New York meeting with UN Legal Officials over the up-coming trial of the murder of Rafic Hariri and the other Lebanese Martyrs who were murdered in vain ever since.
One too many Foreign Affairs Ministers are hovering their tails in the Lebanese Affairs; simply because the Lebanese cannot manage their problems themselves. . . . Shame Ya Shabab. Stop claiming to be the smartest people on earth!!! The Egyptian, Turkish, European Union, Italian and French Foreign Affairs Ministers are all in the Lebanon trying to find a solution for the Lebanese.
Friday, October 19, 2007
Eyewitnesses are reporting armed men in plain cloths all over the streets of Beirut.
Lebanese Daily Al-Liwa’a reports that the new Majority Candidates are Former Intelligence Chief Johnny Abdo, Nobody Fares Saayed and current Justice Minister Charles Rizk.
Lebanese Army Chief of Staff Gen. Michel Sleiman is edging one step forward towards becoming an interim President in the event elections do not take place by the deadline of November 24, 2007. Sleiman (technically a Government Employee) has left Beirut to Cairo after receiving an official and personal invitation from Egyptian Dictator Hossni Mubarak .
Thursday, October 18, 2007
Fighting erupted overnight in the so-called Christian Sector of Ain Roummaneh between lackeys of Michel Aoun and lackeys of Samir Jaajaa which prompted the Lebanese Army to intervene and to stop the jerks from further escalations.
The “Future” Leadership of the Christians in Lebanon in general and that of the Maronites in particular is dependent on the expected meeting between Sunni Muslim Saad Hariri and Shia Muslim Nabih Berri. The Question for the Maronites thus remains: TO BE OR NOT TO BE ?. . .
News Update: The US Ambassador to Lebanon has denied the report that the the US has officially requested the establishment of Lebanon as one of its newest Military Bases.
In a direct warning to Russia’s Chief V. Putin, US President G. Bush called for ALL nations (namely Russia) to avoid World War III by stopping their help to Iran from acquiring Nuclear Power.
Majority Leader Al-Wali Jumblat accuses Hezbollah of having “direct ties” with Israel.
Wednesday, October 17, 2007
On his part, Majority Leader Al-Wali Jumblat invited Nasroullah to open-up ties with the Hebrew State!!!!! (As if this act would allow Nasroullah to remain alive!)
Israeli intelligence sources reveal that the US is planning to convert a Northern Lebanese Airport into a Military Base for its troops. This could be the real reason behind Nayla Mouawad’s on-going trips to the US.
Zahleh Feudal Lord Elie Skaff reveals that PM Fouad Saniora has approved the sale of Thousands of Acres of land in the Christian Towns of Roumieh and Faqra to rich Arab Families, namely to members of the Saudi Royal family.
Tuesday, October 16, 2007
The Civil Terror in Lebanon has started anew. Terrorists have brought-in hand grenades into a Tripoli school courtyard currently occupied by Balestinians injuring at least 1 girl.
The Beirut Stock Exchange Market is Plummeting.
The Lebanese Army arrests 6 Balestinian Terrorists from Ain El-Helwi Terror Camp preparing to launch an imminent attack on the United Nations Soldiers in Southern Lebanon.
Majority Leader Al-Wali Jumblat demands additional Security measures around his Beirut Residence.
First Hariri, then Jumblat, now Nayla Mouawad is on its way to the USA to meet her Masters.
The Lebanese Parliament convenes for the 2nd time to “appoint” a new “President”. What a joke on the People of Lebanon!
And the Joke du Jour (but real story) is that the Lebanese Judicial System has issued a Warrant for Libyan Dictator Mouammar Qaddafi to be interrogated for the sudden and obscure disappearance of Iranian Born Shia Lebanese Warlord Moussa Sadr.
Monday, October 15, 2007
Unconfirmed sources reveal that Bkerkeh may end-up nominating Two Candidates for the Presidency: Samir Jaajaa and Michel Aoun!!!
Saudi Prince Khaled Bin Abdullah Bin Abdelaziz Bin Saoud, 60, dies mysteriously in St. Louis Hospital in the Northern Lebanese City of Junieh.
French Daily Le Figaro Publishes an article identifying French President Nicola Sarkozi as a “Mossad Agent”!!!
Minority Chieftain informs Bkerkeh that he is willing to accept ANY President who receives 2/3 of the votes.
Sunday, October 14, 2007
An Iranian Official denied the accusations of Majority Leader Walid Jumblat whereby Jumblat stated that Iran is on the verge to allow Hezbollah to occupy Beirut and take over the Government Seat! So: Whom do you think is a bigger liar?
The Majority and Minority Maronite Warlords have appointed Four 2nd hand politicians to follow-up on the so-called Bkerkeh initiative to re-unite the Maronites.
The Neo-Ottoman Chief Ordugan issues a warning to the US not to ratify the Congress’s call for the confirmation of the Armenian Genocide at the hand of the Turks.
Joke of the day: “I don’t use my connections to help me become President” – Nassib Lahoud!
Lebanese newspaper An-Nahar reports that Hezbollah has created a new Militia comprised of 50,000 armed men & women trained specifically to fight internal strives in the event they have to confront the March 14 Militias (under formation). Wlak Eh Kisssss ekhta manna balad...
Israeli Sources reveal that US President George Bush has decided to open direct diplomatic channels with the Syrian Baath Dictatorship while Majority Tycoon Saad Hariri returned empty handed from the Whire House!
Lebanese Forces Self-Imposed Eternal Leader Samir Jaajaa states that "our battle is not with Gen. Michel Aoun but with Hezbollah and with Syria and Iran."
The Neo-Ottoman Government unleashes its artillery against Kurdish Villages in Northen Iraq.
Saturday, October 13, 2007
Families of Lebanese Army Soldiers who were killed in Naher El-Bared Terrorist Camp block the return of the Terrorists’ relatives to the Camp.
Observers noted that the Majority Maronite Godfathers who met in Bkerkeh yesterday did not have one common statement and each spoke for him/herself!!! Unity will come from Hell in Lebanon- - -
Mafia Leaders from Both the Majority and Minority Camps exchange accusations of paramilitary training and preparation for War while the Lebanese People (aka the Sheep) keep defending their Godfathers instead of searching for their own benefits and future.
The Ottoman Empire from the West is preparing to rise from the Phoenix to face the Farsi Empire from the East. As a result, the first military assault is about to take place by the Turks against Northern Iraq to secure the oil fields before Iran attacks them on its way to invade Iraq in the next few months. You heard it here first on RAPIO.
Friday, October 12, 2007
- FLASH - JUST IN ==> Majority Leader Walid Jumblat reveals to the Press that he is aware of an Iranian Green Light for Hezbollah to invade all of Beirut and occupy the Seat of the Government.
- RAPIO wishes its Muslim Readers and Supporters a Happy Eid.
The Second Half of the Maronite Mafia Godfathers has gathered in Bkerkeh to determine the fate and future of the People.
After Majority Tycoon Saad Hariri returned from the US, now is the turn of the Leader of the Majority Walid Jumblat to report to his Masters and get instructions back from them to decide the future and the fate of the Lebanese People!
Syrian Dictator Bashar Assad reveals that Calm in Lebanon is far away!
Lebanon has reportedly released Israeli Agent Daniel Sharon.
Israel has developed an unmanned spy plane that can reach Iran. Meanwhile, 99.99% of the roads in Lebanon have potholes while many Lebanese still believe in their respective traditional “Leaders”…
When you wake-up in the morning, do you ever ask yourself the following question: “Is My Leader Working for My Benefits or His?”
Thursday, October 11, 2007
- The Big Deal Meeting between Chief Procrastinator Cardinal Sfeir and Opposition Chieftain Michel Aoun has taken place after it was postponed for so-called “Security Reasons”.
RAPIO had obtained reports that the meeting was actually postponed because of Syria’s Dictates on its Lackey Sleiman Franjieh who wanted to bring with him to Bkerheh the NO bodies other Syrian Puppets Emile Rahme and the widow of Elias Hobeika.
As of this wrire-up the meeting between Sfeir and the other so-called Maronite Chieftains is still scheduled to take place tomorrow.
Al-Akhbar newspaper reports that Rafic Hariri was assassinated by Islamist Militants and not by Syria!!! Al-Akhbar must know something that the UN does not!!!!
Israeli Sources report that the US is contemplating building a military base in North Lebanon. It should be noted that the last time the US was about to embark on a similar venture was during the election period of the late Bashir Gemayel back in 1982.
Former Lebanese Intelligence Chief Johnny Abdo stated that Lebanon is moving towards a constitutional vaccum!!!
Wednesday, October 10, 2007
- LBC TV Anchorman George Ghanem reveals to his close acquaintances that he witnessed the writing of the hand-written Memo for the reconciliation of the Christians by Cardinal Sfeir which was issued to both Aoun and Gemayel but which Gemayel had denied that it was written by Sfeir and therefore rejected it!
Ghanem, who is an opponent to Aoun, would not go public with this statement because he may end-up loosing his Prestigious Job with the pro-Gemayel TV Station.
Majority Leader Walid Jumblat invites Lebanese Army Commander Michel Sleiman to Dinner in his Beirut Residence; a sign seen as an overture to the Army Chief to become the next President because Jumblat has always been the ONE to oppose a military man from becoming President.
Dreamer Amine Gemayel has, without naming him, rejected to meet Minority Chieftain Michel Aoun in Bkerkeh.
Unconfirmed reports from Intelligence and military Observers indicate that the Luxurious 5-Star Phoenicia Intercontinental Hotel where several Majority Deputies are taking refuge to avoid Assassination, could very well be targeted by Terrorists who could fly in small planes into the Hotel Towers in a similar attempt to New York’s 9/11.
Tuesday, October 9, 2007
- Lebanese Authorities arrest 30 Terrorists close to Syria and Al-Qaida planning to blow-up the Lebanese Police Headquarters in Beirut along with several European and Arab Embassies.
The Vatican Pushes Chief Procrastinator Cardinal Sfeir to Re-Unite the Christians instead of Taking the Divide and Rule Principle.
The Council of Maronite Bishops has, for the Second time in a month, called for the evacuation of the occupied public spaces in Downtown Beirut.
Independent Observers Report the fact that ALL Assassinated Political Figures in the Lebanon since 1976 belong to ALL Sects and Religions except the Shia and Alawite Sects!!!RAPIO Supports the Call for a Public Referendum to Elect a President of the Republic provided that ALL Lebanese, including those in Diaspora are allowed to vote as well.
Monday, October 8, 2007
- NEWS FLASH= Inviations Issued to Christian Warlords Aoun, Jaajaa, Gemayel and Franjieh to meet Sfeir in Bkerkeh on Thursday, October 11, 2007.
- Former Lebanese Ambassador to Washington and current Secretary General of the Maronite League, Abdallah Bouhabib, has stated: “Immigration from Lebanon can be simple but we, the Christians shall fight to remain in it”!!!
Unconfirmed reports revealed that the Syrian Terror Regime has decided to handover the occupied Lebanese Shebaa Farms Region in South Lebanon to the United Nations. Believe it only when you see it!!!
Chief Procrastinator Cardinal Nasrallah Sfeir gives a Presidential Push (Piston) to Candidate Boutros Harb by naming him as a Man who can make a good President.
Former President and Dreamer Amine Gemayel has called on Syria to provide Lebanon with Intelligence Reports on the Assassins who blew-up and killed all the “Politicians” in Lebanon if these Assassins are truly Agents of Israel as claimed by Hezbollah’s Grand Ayatollah Hassan Nasrallah last Friday night.
Lebanese Forces Deputy Antoine Zahra has reported that the Deputies of he Lebanese Forces are now targeted for Assassination because no attempt has been made on anyone of them so far!!!!
Sunday, October 7, 2007
- History repeats itself: France has officially called for a Turkish Role in Maintaining Lebanon’s Stability.
Minority Chief Michel Aoun has conceded the Parliamentary Seat in Baabda District to the Brother of the late Kataeb Party Deputy Antoine Ghanem. Here we go again: ALWAYS brothers and children inherit the political roles of their respective dead brothers or fathers!!!!
Former Lebanese Ambassador to Washington, Abdallah Bouhabib has openly stated that the “US Administration supports the Extremists“among the Chieftains of the March 14 Coalition.
The US Administration has opened an investigation against Wadih Aabsi. Aabsi was awarded a US$100 Million Contract by the US State Department to build the New US Embassy in Saudi Arabia. Aabsi, is now accused and being investigated by the Bush Administration for financing the Free Patriotic Movement of Michel Aoun, dubbed by the US as “One of the Syrians Shoe Lickers in Lebanon”!!!! Ya Mama!!!
A Syrian Military Plane has crashed 3 miles West of the Capital City of Damascus killing all 3 crew members on board according to Eyewitnesses.
Saturday, October 6, 2007
- A Large Memorial Gathering is taking place in Fouad Chehab Stadium in Junieh to commemorate the Martyrdom of Lebanese Soldiers while on duty to Protect the Politicians of Lebanon from the Terrorists in Nahr Bared.
Majority Tycoon Saad Hariri and Hezbollah Grand Ayatollah Hassan Nasrallah agree with Minority Chief Michel Aoun to have Presidential Elections directly from the People!!!! THE BIGGEST PIECE OF CRAP EVER HEARD IN THE LONG LYING HISTORY OF LEBANESE POLITICIANS…
The fate of Hezbollah Grand Ayatollah Hassan Nasrallah’s weapons depends on the liberation of ALL Muslim Land from Israel and the United States!!!
Nasrallah is adamant in his latest address to the Sheeps (people) of Lebanon that Israel is the REAL killer who blew-up all the “Politicians” in Lebanon.
Majory Leader Walid Jumblat heads to Washington to meet Officials from various political, diplomatic and intelligence Agencies.
Minority Chief Michel Aoun calls for the resignation of the Heads of the Lebanese Police and Internal Intelligence Services as well as for the resignation of the Interior Minister.