An-Nahar on Line is conducting a survey on 12 Presidential Hopefuls. As of this write-up Minority Chieftain Michel Aoun has received 31% followed closely by Syria and Saudia’s Strong Man Nassib Lahoud with 29%. Wishi-washi Boutros Harb is a distant 3rd with 16% of the votes. If you wish to vote for your next Master go to: http://web.naharnet.com/

Experts from the World Atomic Energy Agency are reviewing the aerial photographs taken by the Israeli Jets during their recent attacks on the Syrian Nuclear Power Plant in Deir Zorr near Damascus.

Self-imposed Life time Speaker Nabih Berri and Majority Tycoon Saad Hariri discussed the potentials of each Presidential Hopeful. Question: When will the Christians do the same… about the next Prime Minister and Speaker of the House??? Dream on… They can’t even decide on their (“Christian”) President…

Lebanon's Grand Mufti Sheikh Mohammed Rashid Qabbani called on Grand Procrastinator Maronite Cardinal Nasrallah Sfeir to pick the next president for Lebanon. Dream-on!

Lebanese Chief Justice Antoine Kheir is in New York meeting with UN Legal Officials over the up-coming trial of the murder of Rafic Hariri and the other Lebanese Martyrs who were murdered in vain ever since.

One too many Foreign Affairs Ministers are hovering their tails in the Lebanese Affairs; simply because the Lebanese cannot manage their problems themselves. . . . Shame Ya Shabab. Stop claiming to be the smartest people on earth!!! The Egyptian, Turkish, European Union, Italian and French Foreign Affairs Ministers are all in the Lebanon trying to find a solution for the Lebanese.