Saturday, November 17, 2007

The US Embassy in Lebanon issues a warning to all its Citizens to restrict their movement in and to Lebanon between November 20, 2007 and November 26, 2007 and beyond if elections do not take place on November 24, 2007.

Independent Observers compare Lebanon to a sick man in intensive care unit (ICU). He can only come out of it either dead or alive!!!

Majority Leader Al-Wali Jumblat calls Eternal Speaker Nabih Berri. Outcome is TOP SECRET as usual at the expense of their respective Lebanese herds.

Reports reveal that the Chief Procrastinator Nasrallah Sfeir have sent a list of half a dozen Presidential Candidates to Berri and Hariri.

A precarious calm hovers at the Balestinian camps of Shatila and Bourj Barajneh.