Due to the deep split among the Christians to decide on a President, the Government headed by a Muslim has adopted 700 new decrees without the signature of the President.

Michel Hayek, the man who predicted the assassinations of Rafic Hariri, Gebran Tueiny and General Francois Hajj as well as the Cedar Revolution and the Naher el-Bared mini-war will once again announce his new predictions for the year 2008 on LBC-TV on New Year’s Eve.

Many Catholic and Maronite Priests are reporting to their Bishops that they have been receiving threats and are being cursed inside the confession chamber by people who do not support the interference of the Church in Politics.

Eternal Dictator and Parliament Hostage Taker Speaker Nabih Berri postpones the appointment of the “President” till January 12, 2008. Under which law: no one knows! But hey, what the hek. After all, this is YOUR Lebanon. These are YOUR Politicians. You got bribed $100 or had your front alley asphalted during elections to have such Politicians rule you: Now YOU the PEOPLE of Lebanon MUST PAY the PRICE.

As-Safir Daily reports that French President Nicolas Sarkozi washes his hands from the moving sands of Lebanese Politics and Arab sources express their concern for a new Civil War in the Lebanon!