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-1- No Elections. Lebanon is moving towards the Abyss. Only GOD Can Now Save Her.

-2- Prime Candidate Michel Aoun Concedes and Nominates Ancient Prostate Age Over the Hill Pierre Daccache for President.

- 3- The Lebanese Army Command Warns All Media Outlets Not to Publish irroneous News.

36 Hours… and Lebanon will be either Dead or Alive!

A large demonstration of Lebanese Youth entitled “ENOUGH” took place in front of the Parliament against what the “Politicians” are doing to the People of Lebanon.

Last night meeting between Majority Tycoon Saad Hariri and Minority Chieftain Michel Aoun let to … more jokes on the People of Lebanon…

French President Nicolas Sarkozi is said to be personally leading the last minute effort for a settlement to the Lebanese Presidential “Elections”.

As usual with the first rain pouring over Lebanon, all roads are blocked due to lack of maintenance by the Government and Municipalities… Unfortunately, the People of Lebanon are too busy preparing to defend the lives of their respective Leaders instead of demanding their basic rights.