After the failure of the so-called negotiations under the auspices of Chief Procrastinator Cardinal Sfeir, now, we have another clergyman who has volunteered to run the show among your Politicians! Shia Muslim Sheikh Kabalan has announced his readiness to oversee a dialogue between idiots from the Majority and their counter-idiots from the Minority camps.

WARNING: General Michel Sleiman and the prestige of the Army Command are at stake similar to the Presidency of the Republic.

For unknown reasons, the United Nations has asked the Lebanese "Authorities" NOT to publish the photos of the two suspects who blew-up Army Major General Francois Hajj on December 12, 2007!

The Lebanese are living in denial and refusing to believe that a Big Bang is heading towards them…