Lebanese newspaper An-Nahar reports that Hezbollah has created a new Militia comprised of 50,000 armed men & women trained specifically to fight internal strives in the event they have to confront the March 14 Militias (under formation). Wlak Eh Kisssss ekhta manna balad...

Israeli Sources reveal that US President George Bush has decided to open direct diplomatic channels with the Syrian Baath Dictatorship while Majority Tycoon Saad Hariri returned empty handed from the Whire House!

Lebanese Forces Self-Imposed Eternal Leader Samir Jaajaa states that "our battle is not with Gen. Michel Aoun but with Hezbollah and with Syria and Iran."

The Neo-Ottoman Government unleashes its artillery against Kurdish Villages in Northen Iraq.