Flash: Head of Lebanese Police confirms that Biological Material has been found in the Balestinian camp of Nahr El-Bared which was occupied by Al-Qaeda before its total destruction by the Lebanese Army.

Hey Lebanese: Do YOU ever wonder to what happened to YOUR Cedar Revolution? Do YOU want the Syrian to come BACK? Do YOU always want to have foreign interferences in YOUR country?

“We are ready to change the face of the Region… The whole World cannot disarm Hezbollah” – Hezbollah Chieftain Hassan Nasrallah while addressing the World on national TV on November 11, 2007.

Lebanese Central Bank Governor and Presidential Hopeful Riad Salameh has been summoned to Bkerkeh to meet Chief Procrastinator the Patriarch.

“Why don’t you shut-up!” – King of Spain Juan Carlos addressing Venezuelan Dictator Hugo Chavez in yesterday’s meeting of Spanish speaking nations.