Al-Akhbar Daily publishes a copy of the membership card of “Lebanese” Presidential Candidate Nassib Lahoud with the pro-Syrian Palestinian Terror Group As-Saiqa. The card clearly shows a photo of Lahoud with his ID No. 14102 and having the rank of “Fidayen” which means in today’s terms “Suicider ready to die”. Just a reminder: As-Saiqa is a Balestinian elite fighting machine trained and armed by Syria having committed mass killings of innocent Lebanese in the Beqaa Valey and the Damour Region of Lebanon between 1976 and 1982.

Ad-Diyar Daily on its part is reporting an eminent meeting between Warlords Jaajaa and Aoun.

As predicted by RAPIO, Chief Procrastinator Cardinal Sfeir has officially declared that he will not submit a list of Presidential Candidates. YO Sfeir Baby: From now on don’t blame the screw-ups of the Christians of Lebanon or the Presidency on the Moslems … YOU HAD YOUR CHANCE.

Russia has warned of a Civil War in Lebanon if the Presidential elections do not take place!!!!

Positive outcome has resulted from the historic meeting of the Catholic Pope and the Saudi King in the Vatican. Now we DO expect the Pope to return the visit to Mekkah.