Saturday, October 27, 2007

JUST IN = The Maronite Committee entrusted with the nomination of the Candidates for the Presidency has ended its 10 days work and submitted its recommendation to its Boss, Chief Procrastinator Cardinal Sfeir.

A schism has surfaced anew between the Kataeb and the Lebanese Forces due to the nomination of the Latter of a Candidate for the Parliament to replace the late Kataeb Deputy Antoine Ghanem. This move is seen as an excuse for others (namely Dory Chamoun and Michel Aoun) to throw in their Candidates, possibly Kamil Chamoun Junior and Hikamt Deeb, for the Baabda-Aley Parliamentary seat.

Warlords Al-Wali Jumblat and Michel Aoun to meet within the next 48 Hours…We are so Lucky!

Warlords Ammounah Gemayel and a Representative of Hezbollah met in Bikfaya last night to isolate Jaajaa and Jumblat.

Al-Balad newspaper reports that while Feudal Lords Sfeir, Aoun, Berri, Hariri and Gemayel are optimistic about finding a peaceful solution to the Presidency, Feudal Lords Jumblat, Jaajaa and Franjieh are pessimistic about it.

As FIRST reported publicly on RAPIO, the all-Sunni Muslim Neo-Ottoman Regime of Turkey is set for an all out assault to occupy Northern Iraqi Kurdistan Region.
This will be the grounds for facing the all-Shia Muslim Iran in the next Regional War.

RAPIO wishes to remind its Readers of the following:
The Maronite Bishops announce that the Christian Presence in the Lebanon has dropped to a low 20% of the population.

Israeli Sources reveal that Israel and Hezbollah could be signing a “Peace Treaty” in the near future. Iran, on the part, has announced that Hezbollah is ready and qualified to assume the role of governance and responsibility of Lebanon. Put the two together and you can conclude that Israel and Iran agree on a Hezbollah take-over of the Lebanon.