News Flash = PM Fouad Saniora addresses the Arab Dictators via live Television from Beirut. Saniora openly accuses Syria for interfering in Lebanon's internal affairs. During his speech thugs belonging to God knows which mafioso poured the night sky of Beirut with machine gun fire... Just at the end of the speech, several news media, televisions and wire services went off the air for reasons that shall remain unknown.

The Lebanese Police pulls back its blockade on showing Oscar Winning Anti-Iranian film Persepolis in Lebanon.

Also as of today, Lebanon is still the only country in the world (besides Saudi Arabia where there are no movie theaters) not to allow Dan Brown’s Da Vinci Code.

The Arab Summit starts its story telling today and Syria’s Bashar Assad is expected to address his fellow Arab Dictators a very sharp speech tomorrow.

Last night the Citizens of Dubai were hardly able to breathe due to the heavy smoke that is still pounding the Emirate following the massive explosion that took place earlier this week in a fire works warehouse.

A reconciliation meeting among the Maronites and their Church is being prepared for.

Samir Jaajaa and LBC-TV to reconcile their differences whereby Jaajaa would assume control over the news reporting.

The Arabs are as divided as ever over the Arab Summit in Syria whereby several Arab Kings and Dictators have decided to boycott the event to protest Syria’s on-going interferences in the Lebanon.

The irritating smell of TNT hovers all over Dubai in the UAE following yesterday’s massive explosion of a warehouse for fireworks.

A huge explosion near a Cement Factory in what may appear to be a warehouse for fireworks in Al-Quoz industrial area rocks Dubai in the United Arab Emirates at 7:05am. Eyewitnesses report that the Mushroom cloud that followed is hundreds of meters high.

Lebanon will not send any Representative to the Arab Summit to be held in Damascus at the end of this Month.

The story of a bomb on board a French Airliner in Beirut turned out to be a hoax.

It is a general consensus that Lebanon is officially the “Battle Ground of the US – Iranian Conflict”.

Just In = Lebanese Police ground a French Airliner at the Beirut International Airport for a possible bomb on board the jet.


The alliance between Michel Murr and Michel Aoun is seing its last days due to the fact that Murr wants his Boy Elias Murr to remain a Minister while Aoun wants guarrantees that Elias will not break ranks with the Opposition to join the Majority again!!! What a country...

Syria masses 3 Army Battalions along its borders with the Lebanon.

Eternal Speaker Nabih Berri calls for renewal of a new round of Talks among his fellow Lebanese Thugs (i.e. Lebanese Politicians).

Lebanese Journalist Magi Farah leaves LBC TV (Jaajaa) and Future TV (Hariri) to join O’TV (Aoun).

A lackey of Amal Movement was stabbed by unknown assailants in the Ashrafieh sector of Ras Nabeh overnight.

R A P I O wishes its Readers all over the Globe a HAPPY EASTER.

Precarious calm prevails in the Balestinian Terror Camp of Ain Helweh in Southern Lebanon.

Independent Observers wonder the reasons behind the constant machine gun shooting in the air each time a Political Thug (i.e. Lebanese Politician) appears on television.

Employees of the Middle East Airlines warn of a possible general strike at the Beirut International Airport if the Government decides to go with the Open Skies policy.

Minority Chieftain Michel Aoun attempts to iron-out his differences with Syrian Lackey Michel Murr.

Beirut Stock Exchange breaks downward streak on rumors of Bank Audi merger with an Egyptian Bank.

Real Estate prices are sky rocketing in the Beqaa Valley where land has historically been relatively inexpensive.

The political map of the majority and Minority is being re-shaped. Ahmad Fatfat, Mohamed Kabbara, Carlos Edde, Boutros Harb and Mohamed Safadi have distanced themselves from the Majority while Michel Murr is a forgotten soul within the Minority.

US reports reveal that Israeli schools were asked to finish their year by end of April 2008 instead of June 2008.

Millions of square meters of land are sold to Balestinians and Jordanians in the Byblos Area to build their future armed ghettos.

Majority Leader Al-Wali Jumblat asks the Arabs to request Syria’s recognition of Lebanon’s Independence and Sovereignty.

Clashes took place in the Druze town of Sharon in Aley between Lackeys of Al-Wali Jumblat, Talal Arslan and Wiam Wahhab.

Qatar opens its first Church for the Christians to practice their faith; thus leaving Saudi Arabia as the ONLY country in the world where churches are not permitted.

Qatar has also proposed a new initiative to resolve the Lebanese crisis. It basically sates that General Sleiman would be appointed President and Fouad Saniora would be appointed Prime Minister instead of Saad Hariri.

A van driver stabs 5 students in the Northern town of Halba and surrenders to the police.

Milad S. Barakat, a Lebanese from Wadi Chahrour held Prisoner for 16 years in Syrian jails was released by the Syrian Baath regime after repeatedly saying that it no longer holds any Lebanese in its primitive jails.

Michel Aoun, Al-Wali Jumblat and Samir Jaajaa have rejected the attendance of Lebanon to the Arab Summit in Damascus without a Maronite President presiding over the delegation. ONLY Ammounah (Amine) Gemayel is insisting that Lebanon be represented at the Summit … by HIM…

Question: On the 3rd Anniversary of the Cedars Revolution; How many Syrians does it take to screw-up Lebanon?

Answer: One = As long as there are Lebanese who prefer to co-exist with a Syrian rather than their fellow Lebanese… R A P I O

The most popular next Prime-Minister Leila Solh met with Pope Benedictus XVI in the Vatican.

US Secretary of State Conda Rice meets Lebanese Eternal Militia Warlord (or is it Lord of the War?) Samir Jaajaa in Washington, DC.

Long time Syrian Agent Michel Murr breaks away from the Parliamentary Coalition of Minority Chieftain Michel Aoun as Aoun.

8 US Universities have now joined Trinity College in Washington, DC in introducing a scholastic program to award college degrees in “Intelligence Work”. Trinity was the pioneer to start such a program nearly 3 years ago. Students learn the craft and analysis work of the Intel world. They are sent to foreign countries to practice their skills unofficially and then they would decide whether they wish to graduate with a degree in Intelligence and / or join one of the dozens of the Intel agencies in the USA.

The body of Kaldean Bishop Herro of Moussel, Iraq was found recently.

The fact Syria did not invite Lebanon to the Arab Summit is a CLEAR sign that is does NOT recognize Lebanon as an independent and sovereign state as Syria still believes that Lebanon is a Syrian Province. Wlak Fashar.

The Lebanese Embassy hosts a special power dinner for Eternal Militia Leader Samir Jaajaa.

Independent Observers wonder under what purpose did the Embassy undertake such an event?

Is Jaajaa considered a Minister, a Former Minister, a Deputy, a Former Deputy, an Official for the Embassy to host such an event?

Who is paying for such an Event?

Why Jaajaa gets to be hosted in the Embassy and a regular normal Lebanese like YOU is NOT?

The above questions have nothing to do with whether you like Jaajaa or not. These are protocol, diplomatic and legal questions which we believe shall remain unanswered.

One must give credit when credit is due: Syria has succeeded in overcoming Saudi, American and French pressures to allow Lebanon to have a President before the Arab Summit.

The story of the Shabrouh Dam has been forgotten. The Government built a dam but excluded the water distribution network to the houses; thus leaving hundreds of thousands of people without adequate water supply in Kesrouan.

A precarious calm prevails on all fronts in the Lebanon awaiting the outcome of the Arab Summit in Syria.

The Shia of Nabih Berri are blaming their own Spokesman and Representative Michel Aoun for delaying the Presidential Elections in Lebanon.

The shame and ridicule of the Politicians continue in Lebanon by postponing the elections of a President for the 16th time!!! Where else but in Lebanon...

The Majority prepares to celebrate the 3rd Anniversary of the Cedars Revolution on March 14th.

The US and Thai Police arrest a chief suspect in the murder of Rafic Hariri in a Thai Hotel.

Syrian Lackey Talal Arslan announces that Gen. Michel Sleiman no longer represents a Presidential Candidate. While speaking, his sheeps went to the street and fired Rocket Propelled Grenades in celebration… Believe it or Not…

The Majority wins most of the seats at the elections of the prestigious Lebanese Syndicate of Engineers and Architects.

After all the barking, Saudi Arabia receives an official invitation to attend the Arab Summit in Damascus.

Only Lebanon did not receive an invitation yet.

A Heat wave hits Lebanon.

The People of Kesrouan have woken-up to the fact that their new Shabrouh Dam is futile because the Lebanese Government did not build a water network to enable the water to reach the houses from the Dam!!!! Damn it…

Number One Priority of the Lebanese Leaders is to stay in Power at all cost.

Number Two Priority for them is to embezzle Public Funds as much as possible.

Number Three is to make sure no educated Citizen remains in the Lebanon.

Unconfirmed Report reveals that Washington has sent a clear message that it is ready to bomb Syria if the Latter insists on keeping Lebanon as hostage. We shall have to see if these words become deed…

Deputy Boutros Harb stabs Lebanese Army Commander Gen. Michel Sleiman in the back by announcing that he is a “compromise Candidate for the Presidency”.

Sunni Muslim PM Fouad Saniora announces that he does not find it embarrassing for him to attend the Arab Summit in Damascus at the end of the month instead of a Christian Maronite President.

The split among the Maronites in the Lebanon shows that Democracy and Diversity do NOT work in the Middle East especially vis-à-vis the West.

Israel is preparing a pretext to attack Hezbolla in Lebanon.

Just In = Samir Jaajaa arrives to the US where he is scheduled to meet US State Department, Congress, Pentagon, White House and UN Officials.

Earlier, Israeli AirForce Jets flew at low altitude over the Capital City of Beirut; thus breaking UN Resolution 1701.

Israeli PM Yehoud Olmert states that "Peace negotiations with Syria should be really considered". Need to say more? Now you know why the Syrian dictatorship will never be allowed to fall by the West nor by the Arabs nor by Iran and certainly not by Israel.

The Family of ex-Lebanese Forces Officer Samir Zainoun continues its lawsuit against Eternal Lebanese Forces “Leader” Samir Jaajaa. Zainoun's Family accuses Jaajaa of ordering the execution of their son during the war years of Lebanon and wonders how the Chief Maronite procrastinator Nasroulla Sfeir sent a priest to confess with Zainoun just seconds before his known execution instead of negotiating with Jaajaa to release Zainoun from the firing squad!!!

Jaajaa is known to have sent a delegate to the Zainoun Family and offered to pay US $1 Million to drop all charges against him.

An independent study in Lebanon reveals that any system for new parliamentary elections would lead to 36 Christian Deputies out of 64 who would be really elected by Christians while the difference of 28 would be voted in by Muslims in various areas of Lebanon.

The same study also shows that today’s so-called opposition would receive 68 seats of a total of 128 and the so-called Majority would get 60!

The Saudi Minister of Foreign Affairs meets unexpectedly his Iranian counterpart in Cairo airport to discuss the impasse over the Lebanese and Syrian issues.

Forbes Magazine names Hind Rafic Hariri as one of the youngest Billionaires in the World.

Unconfirmed reports of street armed clashes between Lackeys of Saad Hariri and other Beirutis in the Aisha Bakkar sector of West Beirut.

For the Nth time, US President Bush condemns Syria’s interferences in the Lebanon verbally but on the ground nothing is done to really stop it. No country has so far withdrawn its Ambassador from Damascus.

Funny how Iranian Dictator Ahmadi Najad visited officially Iraq under the direct protection of the US Marines!!!! As such, today Iraq, Syria, Lebanon and the Balestinian Territories have shifted from Arab dominance into an Iranian one with US-European blessing.

A new Cairo Agreement is being prepared to convene Lebanese Politicians in order to sell their conscience, land and people once again. The first Cairo Agreement was signed in 1968 which led to major disasters between Lebanese and Balestinians.

Lebanon has elected 21 years old Ahmad Sabbagh as her new Mr. Lebanon.

Israeli intel sources reveal that Syrian Special Units are preparing an assassination attempt on Lebanese Majority Leader Al-Wali Jumblat.

Amidst the high tension in the Lebanon, the cost of building construction is skyrocketing namely due to strong demand from Lebanese expats and the cost of building material.

Joke du Jour: The Head of the Lebanese Communist Party Khaled Hdadeh demanded that the US be declared an “Enemy State” of Lebanon similar to Israel. What an intelligent man this Dude is!

Everyone now awaits the first spark of the US - Iran War which could be ignited from Lebanon!

Saudi Arabia has asked its Citizens to leave Lebanon immediately.

Syria’s Chief Lakey in Lebanon, Nasser Qandil invites Al-Qaeda in Lebanon to attack USS Cole similarly to what happened to it when it was docked in Yemen.

Italian Intel foresees a new Terrorist attack against Italian UNIFIL soldiers in the Lebanon.

Lebanon has officially and stupidly punished herself by refusing to attend to French Writers and Book Fair in Paris because Israeli Writers were attending the exhibition. Once Stupid: Always Stupid.

After all the barking from the Lebanese and Saudi Governments, unconfirmed reports reveal that both the King of Saudia and the Lebanese PM (NOT President) will attend the Arab League summit in Syria.

The United States has dispatched the USS Cole to Lebanon under the pretext that it is to help peace and support for Lebanon against Syria!

Lat time the US Marines were sent to Lebanon as part of the multi-national force, they withdrew after the VERY FIRST ATTACK and left most, if not all, the FREE Lebanese exposed to Syria, Hezbolla and Al-Qaeda. So, please Mr. Bush do not fool the Lebanese anymore…

US Democratic Party Presidential Candidates Obama and Clinton's Senior Foreign Affairs Advisors, Polish born Zbigniew Breshinski and Iranian born Hassan Nemazee respectively, visit Syrian Dictator Bashar Assad to discuss future US-Israeli-Syrian relations.

Syria welcomes a Lebanese delegation to the Arab summit in Damascus headed by the Prime Minister Fouad Saniora and NOT necessary by a President of Lebanon!!!!

Syria accuses Saudi Arabia of lobbying against the attendance of the Summit in Syria. and guess Folks who is paying the price for this Syrian-Saudi Feud….

France re-opens its diplomatic channels with Hezbolla.

Lebanese Americans protest against the official meeting which has been scheduled to take place in the White House between the Leader of the so-called Free World George Bush and the Eternal Leader of the Lebanese Forces Samir Jaajaa.

London Police reveals that it toppled an assassination attempt against the Saudi King Abdulla during his visit to England in October 2007.

Arab Babysitter Aamr Moussa ends his diplomatic mission in Lebanon with a failure to achieve a positive result of the appointment of a President.

The Arab League Summit will meet in Damascus as scheduled BUT and for the very first time without its founding member: Lebanon.

Independent Observers now ask does this mean that Lebanon will also be out of the Arab League since she does not have a President to reside over her delegation.

R A P I O sends this open message to the Shia Community of Lebanon:
Not too long ago, the Shia of Lebanon lived as second class citizens due to the capture of power by the Maronites and the Sunni Muslims. Furthermore, the Shias have lived under the boot of the PLO and the Israelis for too long. Today, however it is the Shias who are holding the entire country hostage as a mean to take over the power via a war of psychological attrition.

Is this what YOU really want to achieve? Do you wish on the Others what the Others have done to YOU? The Lebanese, especially the Shia community, have the will to plan a positive future for their children and grand children but this cannot be achieved by a show of force under the pretext that the weapons are solely for use against Israel!!!

People who are NOT Shia cannot be fooled by this excuse or reason for keeping tons of light and heavy weapons in the hands of a single community while at the same time, the Shias claim that they wish to co-exist with the other communities in Lebanon.

O Shia: Don’t live with an Eye for an Eye especially that the People of Lebanon (NOT the Leaders) are not against you; or at least do NOT push the People to become YOUR enemy.

Just In - Joke Du Jour but... True Story: Get this Folks. Today, Lebanese Prosecutor Samih EL-Hajj has issued a Warrant of Arrest for Libyan Dictator Moammar Qaddafi accusing the Libyan Chief of kidnapping Shia Holyman Moussa Sadr over 20 years ago!!! Now is this how nations are built? And YOU wonder why people have and are still making fun of the Lebanese Politicians, Clergymen and Judicial system?


R A P I O sends this open message to the Sunni Muslims of the Lebanon:
O fellow Sunnis of Lebanon. Yes many of you may not like this open call to safeguard the Lebanon from Syrian or Israeli hegemony. Yes many of you will think that the Writer is a Aounist! Yes many of you will think that no one has the right to tell you what to do except Saad Hariri, Omar Karami, Mostafa Saad or the Balestinians… Well YOU are not very correct.

The Writer is a simple Lebanese fellow who is SICK and TIRED fom traveling the world just to stay safe away from his homeland because ever since 1958, the Sunni Muslims in Lebanon under whatever Leadership or Family Feudal Lords have repeatedly embraced a Foreign or an Arab entity to gain more power against their fellow Lebanese. All along, except since the brutal assassination of Rafic Hariri that the Sunni Community has realized that the 10,452km2 belong ONLY to the Lebanese and as such, they should be shared among ALL Lebanese. The days of Yasser Arafat and Gamal Abdel Nasser and YES even Hafez Assad are of the past and not the future; The Future that YOU believe in.

Time to engage in an honest and truthful dialogue among ALL Lebanese, including the smallest minorities so that you ALL live in peace and harmony. The time is now. Wake-up and smell the earth of Lebanon.

Street fighting between Traitors from the Syrian National Socialist Party and Warmongers from the Lebanese Forces took place overnight in the Northern town of Deddeh, Koura. Don’t try to find out the truth or how it started.

Saudi Investors withdrew nearly US $4.8 Billion in investment money from Lebanon during the past two years.

R A P I O sends this open message to the Druze of Lebanon:
Between the Jumbulatt and the Arslan Feudal Lords, the honorable Druze Community in Lebanon is falling apart. The Druze are the smallest but strongest community indeed but should the United States decide once again to sell Lebanon to the highest bidder as it once did back in 1975, the Druze will pay a dear price of possible extinction at the hands of the brutal Syrian or Israeli Armies. No one knows where the Druze really stand. Syria and Israel no longer trust the Leadership of the Druze due to its wishy-washy changes. The Arslans are historically anti-Syria; today they stand with Syria. The Jumbulatts have all along defended Syria’s Arabism while today; they consider Syria as their No. 1 enemy.

The days of Al-Hikmat [The Wisdom] as known among the Druze can no longer be used to fool the rest of the world. As such, O Druze: Wake-up and be ONLY Lebanese as this is YOUR ONLY true identity. Minorities in the Middle East such as YOU are a small price to pay for the West or Iran to gain a bigger Prize!

The Three Stooges Amine Gemayel, Saad Hariri and Michel Aoun have met once again with their Babysitter Aamr Moussa to iron-out their idiotic differences on who should or should not be President and Prime Minister.

Somehow, the Authorities in Charge of the Zahle Prison allowed 11 Prisoners to escape. Only 7 were caught back and the rest: guess who they belong to? were somehow not caught!!!! Very mysterious circumstances and R A P I O invites the Chief Justice to handle this case in person.

Soussou (Sleiman) Franjieh, Syria's No. 1 Lackey withdrew his support for the appointment of Army General Michel Sleiman to the Presidency.

Lord of Wars Samir Jaajaa challenges his fellow Warmonger Hezbolla’s Chieftain Hassan Nasroulla to a Live TV Debate to face the Nation.

R A P I O sends this open message to the Christians of Lebanon:
Today, the ONLY common denominator between the majority of the Christians in Lebanon and the pro Syrio-Iranian-Balestinian-Fundamentalist-Islamist-Baathist Minority is Michel Aoun in person. As such, a question is raised to all Christians in Lebanon: What will happen to YOU as soon as Michel Aoun dies? Will Samir Jaajaa absorb the warriors among You? Will the USA, France and the Vatican get YOU out of Lebanon in one piece? Will Hezbolla or the Hariri Muslims allow YOU to Live as true Christians? Will YOUR destiny end-up like the Christians of Egypt who live there as second class Citizens? TIME TO REFLECT AND MAKE A QUICK DECISION BECAUSE AOUN IS NOT GOING TO LIVE FOREVER…

The daily Al-Balad publishes the Lebanese Regions that are now heavily armed and no longer under the control of the Lebanese Authorities and they are:
North = Tripoli’s Bab Tebbaneh, Zghorta, Besharreh, Dhennyeh, Hermel.
South = All of it except Jezzine, Marjayoun and few Christian Villages.
Mount Lebanon and the Beqaa = Baakline, Barouk, Jabal Mohsen, Most of West Beqaa.
Beirut = The Southern Suburbs, Tareek Jdideh, Ras Nabeh (former greenline or demarcation line) and sections of downtown Beirut occupied by paramilitary tents.

It's Official Folks: Lebanon has become THE battle ground for the US-Iranian influance over the Middle East as well as for the Syrian-Saudi influence over the Muslim Community.

Hezbolla is openly complaining about the quantity and quality of weapons landing in Lebanon on daily basis which are being sold or distributed to various factions in order to fight the Party of God in an up-coming battle!!!

UNICERAMICS, one time Lebanon's largest industry has shot down due to lack of government support on its energy bill.

Lebanese Forces Warlord Samir Jaajaa has re-taken over the ownership and management of Radio Free Lebanon which was founded by the late President Bashir. His apparent next target is the Lebanese Broadcasting Company TV Station.

News Flash= The Embassy of Kuwait in Beirut has been vacated after receiving a threat from an unknown caller for an imminent shelling by mortar.

As such, Syria and its local Lackeys have started issuing surreptitious threats to empty Lebanon from Arab and Foreign Diplomatic missions in a similar move that took place during the dark years of the 1975 – 1990 War.

This move will be followed by evacuating the Lebanon from all Arab and Foreign Nationals.

Independent Observers noticed that both Deputy Strida Jaajaa, wife of Lebanese Forces Eternal Leader Samir Jaajaa as well as his Second in Command, Deputy George Adwan have completely disappeared from public eyes for a very long time while others believe that the two may have been dispatched by Samir Jaajaa to Washington DC to prepare for his up-coming trip to the United States.

R A P I O asks the media and the Lebanese Parliament to inform the public on the whereabouts of these two Public Figures.

A new blanket of snow is covering most of Lebanon closing several schools and businesses.

The price of an AK-47 Kalashnikov has reached a record high of US$1,000 per rifle while a snipping gun is now sold in Lebanon for $2,700. Who is selling and who is buying? And why?

A Syrian Special Forces Unit entered North Lebanon and shot dead a young Lebanese Citizen before it withdrew back into Syria. The reasons behind this crime remain unknown.

A Muslim meeting grouping Muslim Political and Religious Feudal Leaders is expected to take place tomorrow to discuss the street clashes that have been occurring in Lebanon.

The Court has ruled that Fath el-Islam is guilty of the bus explosion in the Christian village of Ain Alak a year ago.

A precarious calm prevails in Beirut since the security committee met under the auspices of the Lebanese Army.

France closes its Cultural Centers in both Tripoli and Saida fearing terrorist attacks on French properties in Lebanon.

Saudi Arabia warns its Citizens from traveling to Lebanon.

This comes amidst reports that King Abdulla of Saudia will not attend the Presidential Summit in Damascus next month so long as Syria does not allow the election of a President in the Lebanon.

Dubai is now cracking down on dress code and has ordered the removal of certain cloth items and T-shirts from Stores and Malls.

At least one Balestinian is Dead and over 20 people are injured in the heavy clashes that occurred last night.

Following the on-going Street fights in Muslim West Beirut, a security committee comprising representatives from the Army, Police, Syria’s lackeys Amal and Hezbolla s well as the so-called “Future” Movement was established and met to put an end to the sectarian / ethnic cleansing that is taking place there.

Pope Benedictus 16 (remember him?) is praying for a peaceful settlement in Lebanon !

JUST IN = The Lebanese Civil War – The Sequel has Started!

Street fighting is re-occurring on nightly basis in certain mixed Sunni-Shia Muslim sectors of West Beirut.

As of 18:00 hour local time, People are dying and many are hospitalized.

Several homes and retail stores are destroyed.

Snipers are taking up positions on building rooftops.

Reports reveal that Militants belonging to the Hariri Clan are fighting Balestinians in the Sabra and Chatila Terror Camps.

As usual, the Lebanese Army is interfering to separate the IDIOTS.

R A P I O calls on the Lebanese Government to declare a curfew in the neighborhoods which are witnessing the mini sectarian war.

The CIA reveals that Master Terrorist Imad Mugniah was eliminated by his own Leadership in Hezbolla and by the Syrians.


News Flash = A schism has surfaced in the Syrio-Iranian relationship after the death of Imad Mugniah in Damascus just few hours after he entered Syria whereby a mold has apparently infiltrated the Syrian Intelligence apparatus.

Over 20 people are injured following street fighting which erupted anew between Sunni and Shia Muslims in Barbir, Beshara El-Khouri, Sodeco, Mohamd El-Houd and Ras Nabeh in West Beirut.

Once again, the Lebanese Army had to interfere to separate the belligerents over night.

Hezbolla denies having its offices burned down as a result of the fighting.

After the earthquakes that hit Lebanon, the Lebanese are bracing themselves for a new snow storm which is expected to hit starting Monday at an altitude of 500 meters (1,500ft).

An-Nahar daily reports that street fights between lackeys of the Majority and the Minority took place overnight on the demarcation line in Ashrafieh’s Ras Nabeh sector. The Lebanese Army interfered to separate the belligerents.

11 People have been injured as a result of the last earthquake that hit Lebanon yesterday. Sveral others are living in tents.

Syrian Investigators are blaming Palestinian Intelligence Agents for the assassination of Master Terrorist Imad Mugniah in Damascus.

Both Hezbolla and the Israeli Army are on their highest alert.

Similarly, the FBI and the Police Departments in all major US Cities are on full alert in expectation of a possible Hezbolla attack on US territory.

News Flash = An Earthquake measuring 5.1 on the Richter shook-up Lebanon and the Capital City of Beirut at 12:35pm local time sending shockwaves all over. This is the 3rd but strongest trimmer in as many days to hit Lebanon.

Nearly 1,000,000 Supporters of the Majority took the streets of downtown Beirut to commemorate Hariti’s death…

During the funeral of Master Terrorist Imad Mugniah, Hezbolla Grand Ayatolla Hassan Nasroulla declares "an open global war on Israel".

Nasroulla replies back to Jumblat’s demand for a peaceful divorce from Hezbolla by saying “Those who want a divorce, they may leave this country and go live in Washington, DC”…

Lebanon is living a double jeopardy today as her people are in double mourning.

On the one side, it is the 3rd memorial of the murder of Rafic Hariri and 20 other Lebanese and on the other side, it is the funeral of Imad Mugniah, the most wanted terrorist on earth.

The saddest story is that Mugniah, who is responsible for the snipping of dozens of Christian Lebanese in the Seventies and Eighties and for the mass killing of hundreds of Westerners in Lebanon and South America is receiving a Hero’s Funeral.

Israel places its Army on high alert as it expects some retaliation for Mugniah’s death under the watchful eyes of the Syrian Intelligence apparatus!!!

In Denmark, 11 of its newspapers re-publish cartoons of the Prophet Mohammed in defiance of the World Muslim community and to express their freedom of speech. So: brace yourselves for more bloody reactions.

Just In = BINGO >>> Imad Mugniah, THE No. 1 Most Wanted Man on the hit list of Interpol, Mossad, FBI, CIA, and all Western Security Agencies has been expired by the car bomb that blew-up in Damascus this morning.

Hezbolla is mourning Moughanieh who will be burried in the Beirut Southern Suburbs tomorrow.

Imad Fayez Mugniyah (also spelt Moughnieh) (Arabic: عماد فايز مغنية‎; born December 7, 1962 killed Feb 12, 2008 ) was a senior member of the Hezbollah militant organization. He is alternatively described as the head of its security section, a senior intelligence official and as a founder of the organization. Sometimes described as a "master terrorist", Mugniyah has been implicated in the 1983 bombings of the U.S. Embassy, and U.S. Marine and French peacekeeping barracks, which killed over 350, as well as the 1992 bombings of the Israeli embassy in Buenos Aires and the kidnapping of dozens of foreigners in Lebanon in the 1980s. Mugniyah is included in the European Union's list of wanted terrorists.

According to his Lebanese passport application, Mughniyah was born in Tayr Dibba, a poor village in southern Lebanon. CIA South Group records state that he lived in Ayn Al-Dilbah; a ghetto in South Beirut. His father was a vegetable seller and during the civil war, his house was on the Green Line.

Little is known about his adolescence as he did not attract the attention of analysts until 1976 when he joined Yassir Arafat's Force 17.

His role at that time was as a sniper, targeting Christians across the Green Line. At some point he spent a year at the American University of Beirut.

Mugniyah has been implicated in many of terrorist attacks in the 1980s and 1990s, primarily American and Israeli targets. These include the April 18, 1983 bombing of the United States embassy in Beirut, Lebanon, which killed 63 people including 17 Americans.

He was later blamed for the October 23, 1983 simultaneous truck bombings against the French paratroopers and US Marine barracks. The attacks killed 58 French soldiers and 241 Marines.

Almost a year later on September 20, 1984, he attacked the US embassy annex building. The United States indicted him for the June 14, 1985 hijacking of TWA Flight 847, which resulted in the death of U.S. Navy diver Robert Stethem. He was also linked to numerous kidnappings of Westerners in Beirut through the 1980s.

He has been described as "tall, slender, well-dressed and handsome ... penetrating eyes," speaking some English but better French.

Analysts report that Mugniyah was vaporized under a tip from the Syrian Intelligence cooperating with the West to irradicate him in order for Syria to gain grounds in Lebanon with the United States.

Reuters has reported a car bomb near the Iranian college in Damascus.

Street fights in West Beirut between Shia and Sunni Mulims.

Another fight between Druze is reported in the Cjouf between Lackeys of Warlord Al-Wali Jumblat and Syrian Agent Wi’am Wahhab.

In a press conference, Chief Syrian Agent in Lebanon Nasser Kandil predicts the return of the Syrian Army to Lebanon. Unfortunately, the man is right: you know why? Because the BLOODY Lebanese are BLOODY divided once again… Not to say that Syria is an expert in igniting the fire and then it pretends to be putting it off.

The Military Court has charged 3 Lebanese Army Officers and 16 Soldiers as well as 60 Civilians with man slaughter over Black Sunday. The Army men are charged with the killing of 7 Lebanese Shia Protesters while NOT A SINGLE POLITICIAN OR CLERGYMAN WHO HAS BEEN INSTIGATING THESE INCIDENTS WAS CHARGED. BLOODY HELL OF A JUDICIAL SYSTEM… THERE IS NO BLOODY JUSTICE IN LEBANON AS LONG AS THE POLITICIANS AND CLEGYMEN ARE FREE RUNNING AROUND UNCONTESTED.

“It is impossible to co-exist with Hizbolla and we request an amicable divorce from them” – Al-Wali Jumblat on February 12, 2008.

Pro-US Lebanese Daily Al-Balad newspaper publishes its survey for the most popular Sunni Muslim to become the next Prime Minister. Leila Solh receives 43.5% of the votes followed by Saad Hariri with only 18.45%. Fouad Saniora and Tammam Salam have each gotten 8%. This clearly shows that Hariri does not command the majority of the People of Lebanon.

A Calm prevails in Lebanon after all the political and street barking by the various political and religious leaders.

Israeli Intelligence Reports reveal that The Syrian Military Intelligence is now conducting an aggressive campaign against PM Fouad Saniora accusing him of being “an Israeli Spy for the past 34 years”!!!

RAPIO has learned that Sami Gemayel, the only surviving son of feudal lord Amin Gemayel, has withdrawn his Candidacy to the Presidency of the Kataeb Party. Sami is known to have different political virews than his father and to be closer to Minority Chieftain Michel Aoun.

The Drums of War are playing. The People of Lebanon are wondering if the Real War has started!

Overnight Lebanon has seen multiple shooting incidents resulting in several injuries.

2 Druze Citizens are wounded in Aley due to a street fight.

In Muslim West Beirut, one person was injured during a shooting in Ain Tineh area near the residence of Nabih Berri.

Also in West Beirut, it is reported that unknown assailants have attacked the New TV station building as it reported anti-Hariri slogans.

In Tripoli, heavy shootings from pro-Hariri Lackeys have taken place in the skies in celebration instead of mourning the 3rd memorial of the assassination of Rafic Hariri. This is due to the fact that the young Majority Tycoon has taken-up residence in the North for a couple of days in order to rally his sheep.

Majority Leader Al-Wali Jumblat declares his readiness to sacrifice the blood of his Sheep and to burn everything around in order to fight Hezbolla.

Bkerkeh’s Master Nasroulla Sfeir has declared that next time, there may no longer be any extension for the election of a President and instead, the United Nations may be requested to appoint a Ruler for the Lebanon.

Majority Tycoon Saad Hariri states that he “did not feel that I was negotiating with a Representative of the Opposition” after his meeting with Minority Chieftain Michel Aoun.

Heavy machinegun fire flooded the skies of Muslim West Beirut while Saad Hariri was conducting a live interview on HIS “Future Television” station !!!

Stray bullets fallen from West Beirut has damaged cars in the Christian East Sector of Ashrafieh as well as broken glass in Ashrafieh’s prestigious ABC Mall.

Bkerkeh’s Master Nasroulla Sfeir refuses to resign.

IMAGINE:
Imagine Lebanon without any of its current Politicians and Clergymen…

Patriarch Sfeir favors the appointment of a Ruler for Lebanon by the United Nations and calls Hezbolla “A Problem”.

An-Nahar daily reveals that Warlord Samir Jaajaa will be heading to Washington for meetings in the Pentagon and the White House in March 2008.

Feudal Lords Gemayel, Hariri and Aoun met together with Arab Babysitter Aamr Moussa in the Parliament Building.

A new kind of war has been established by Syria in Lebanon. Syria has successfully split the Maronites by fueling the fire between warlord Soussou Sleiman Franjieh and his Religious Master Patriarch Sfeir.

Qatar withdraws its 205 soldiers contingent from the UNIFIL forces in Southern Lebanon without any notice or giving any reason to anyone.

Minority Chieftain Michel Aoun warns against a possible attack on Clergymen.
Majority Tycoon Saad Hariri on his part announces on live TV that he is ready for any confrontation that may arise!!! “HE is???” or “his Sheeps are????”

As-Safir daily states that “… (Saad) Hariri declares War on Syria and Iran.”

The car of ex-PM and Prostate Age Salim Hoss was hit by stranded bullets originating from celebrating Pro-Hariri Lackeys.

The People of Lebanon brace for the 14th of February as the Majority has called upon its supporters to take the streets to commemorate the 3rd anniversary of the assassination of Rafic Hariri and 20 Lebanese innocent bystanders.

Everyone awaits to see if the supporters of Michel Aoun will also join their compatriots in the Cedars’ Revolution once again… Happy Valentine Ya Shabaab!

A giant Memorial is set to be erected at the location of Hariri’s murder.

Syria’s Chief Christian Lackey in Lebanon Sousou Sleiman Franjieh accuses his Religious Master Patriarch Sfeir of giving his blessing for:
a- The elimination of Maronite Power from the Presidency during the Taef Accord,
b- The Syrian Air attack on the Presidential Palace in Baabda to eradicate Michel Aoun
c- Naturalizing the Palestinians in Lebanon and
d- Keeping the Maronites away from their villages in the Chouf Mountain till this hour.

The Majority calls on its Masses to assemble in Martyres’ Square on February 14 to commemorate the assassination of Rafic Hariri and the 20 other Lebanese which has since changed the nature of the Lebanon.

The Duo of Hezbolla and Minority Chieftains Nasroulla and Aoun faced the nation with over 2/3 of the population watching the television interview which was apparently pre-recorded and broadcasted last night.

Nothing new was revealed and you did not miss anything if you did not watch!

A MESSAGE TO ALL LEBANESE POLITICIANS:

IF YOU WANT TO FIGHT, THEN GO AHEAD DO IT AND GET IT OVER WITH BECAUSE THE PEOPLE ARE SICK AND TIRED OF YOUR DAILY BICKERING AND MENTAL ASSASSINATION OF THE NATION. GO KILL YOURSELVES. KILL YOUR OWN CHILDREN AND WIVES BUT LEAVE THE PEOPLE AND LEBANON ALONE. GO KILL YOURSELVES TODAY BEFORE TOMORROW SO WE CAN ALL LIVE IN PEACE AGAIN. HURRY AND DIE SO THE PEOPLE OF LEBANON CAN SURVIVE.
R A P I O

The Lebanese and most Diplomats braces for the outcome of up-coming two main events:

The reanimation of dialogue upon the arrival of Arab Babysitter Aaamr Moussa on Friday and the TV debate between Hassan Nasroulla and Michel Aoun.

Acting under pressure, Bkerkeh’s Master Sfeir sends his envoy Bishop Matar to Eternal Speaker Nabih Berri in order to submit his condolences for the death of Black Sunday. Why Berri? Is Berri their Godfather? Or are the dead all members of his paramilitary Amal movement?

Iraq issues its citizens personal identification card without listing their place of origin or religion. May the Lebanese Government do so as well before the country is fully emptied from its people…

The Duo Michel Aoun and Hassan Nasroulla will Face the Nation together on a TV interview scheduled for tomorrow night. It is not clear if this unprecedented event will be via a face to face live interview or pre-recorded while people were told that Aoun was ill or if it will be conducted by remote TV cameras via satellite.

Arab Babysitter Aamr Moussa has announced that he will be returning to Beirut on Friday to face the same bullshit…

Old time Libyan Dictator Moammar Qadafi, today a Saint in the eyes of “Western “Democracies”, has dropped his son Saif el-Islam as his heir and has given the title to his 4th son Muttassim Billah. Israeli Intelligence sources report that this sudden move by Qaddafi is due to Saif el-Islam’s connection and support to Al-Qaeda in Syria and Iraq. This move is also welcomed by the United States.

Iran launches its own first SPY satellite into space.

Both the United States and France have not sent in their new Ambassadors to Lebanon. Is it because there is no President to accept their ceremonial credentials or because they are expecting the worse to happen?

Lebanese Army Moral is at its lowest.
Colonel Samir Hajj, and Majors Maroun Abou Halloun and Youssef Haidar Ahmad are the 3 scapegoat Lebanese Army Officers who have been arrested to take the blame for black Sunday while the Clergymen and Politicians who instigated the massacre remain at large… Too bad… It would be nice that one day a clergyman or a politician is also arrested for what they are doing to the People of Lebanon…

Hezbolla calls for the execution of those who are found guilty of Black Sunday.

A Large symbolic 1 week Memorial Mass took place in Mar Mikhael Church yesterday.

Independent Observers are questioning the whereabouts of Defense Minister Elias Mur and Son of Godfather Michel Mur during this past week while the Army is being hit by unknown mercenaries.

3 Lebanese Army Officers have been arrested due to Black Sunday; meanwhile, the Politicians and Clergymen who instigated the riots remain loose so that they can destroy the country even further.

Street fighting is reported in Aaramoun between Lackeys of Shia Muslim Eternal Speaker Nabih Berri and Druze Muslims Lackeys of Majority Leader Al-Wali Jumblat.

On a bright side, Professional Strip Girls in Italy have decided to go on strike by wearing cloths instead of staying naked during their stage performances!

Two Lebanese Army soldiers were wounded when unknown mercenaries have attacked Lebanese Army check point in Gallery Semaan near the Beirut Southern Suburbs.

For some God knows reason, Army Commander Michel Sleiman is courting Syria’s Chief Lackey in Lebanon Wi’am Wahhab!

PM Fouad Saniora has contacted his chief political rival Michel Aoun to ask about his state of health as he is reported to be very ill.

Followers of Michel Aoun and Hassan Nasroulla are setting-up the scene for the Week’s Memorial of Black Sunday whereby the firsts will offer a mass in Mar Mikhael Church while the seconds will pray in a Mosque in Shiah.

Do YOU ever ask yourself the question: Why Do I Keep Defending My Leader while My Leader doesn’t even provide me and my family with electricity, water, proper roads, health insurance and security?

Feudal Lord Dany Chamoun states that Minority Chieftain Michel Aoun is unable to reach any agreement with anyone, including the Syrians.

A heavy sand and wind storm hits the Gulf Region of the Middle East resulting in delays in airline schedules.

Meanwhile, Lebanon is totally covered with snow which has reached Beirut and all the coastal areas as well turning the country into one big ice block by today due to the heavy northern winds.

SAY NO TO WAR
SAY NO TO YOUR CURRENT LEADERS

Hafez Assad Biographer Patrick Seal was leaked information from his new Syrian Master Bashar that the Syrians do not support to have a strong Army Commander Michel Sleiman for the Presidency; which clearly explains the mini-war that took place this past Sunday to discredit the Army.

30 people are reportedly arrested by the police following Black Sunday. The Police is also investigating and interviewing eye witnesses as well as journalists who were on site and have taken all films from CCTV around Mar Mikhael Church to review them.

Bassam Haidar, a Lebanese Businessman living in Nigeria, Spain and London will become the first Lebanese to go in Space shortly.

Another Lebanese who remains unnamed by the Police has been arrested while fleeing Dubai to Beirut after steeling Jewelry from a 5-Star hotel worth over US $200,000.

Burning of tires has moved from the demarcation line of Ain Roummaneh – Shiah to Basta in West Beirut.

The Snow storm has hit hard starting at an elevation of 600 meters (1,800 ft) and has been dubbed “General Snow”!

A ship has sunk off shore in Saida due to the bad weather and its crew has been rescued by United Nations forces operating in Southern Lebanon.

Army General and Presidential Hopeful Michel Sleiman continues his lobbying and damage control by visiting Hezbolla Grand Ayatolla Hassan Nasroulla.

Lebanon in a state of Shock!

Precarious calm hovers over Beirut while a heavy winter storm passes-by.

As usual, the Majority and the Opposition are blaming each other over the latest Mini-War while the people are either stunned, numbed or are still following their Masters… to the death.

The Opposition led by Hezbolla puts a good portion of the blame on the Army Commander Michel Sleiman as a sign from Syria that he is now out as a Presidential Nominee.

Reuters reports 8 people dead and at least 22 wounded in last night's mini war that took place on the demarcation line between Ain Roumaneh and Shiah suburbs of Beirut.

The Lebanese Army arrests some of the snipers which we hope will not remain unidentified.

PM Fouad Saniora proclaims a National Mourning Day today and orders the closing of all schools and universities.

God be with the Lebanese. . .

News Flash = A Civil War in the Making . . .

Syria is sending a clear Warning to the Arab Ministers meeting in Cairo: "Stay away from Syria or else this will happen in Lebanon:"

As of 6:00pm Beirut time, pro-Syrian thugs are trying to block the old and new Beirut Airport Roads.

As of 5:00pm Beirut time, heavy machine gun and sniper fires are reported in Ain Roumanhe and Shiah.

At 4:30pm Beirut time, Lebanese Army soldiers are attacked by Shia Protesters belonging to Nabih Berri Amal Movement in Ain Roumaneh and Shia suburbs of Beirut. The local Amal Chieftain is reportedly killed by sniper fire while unconfirmed reports reveal the spread of unknown snipers on rooftops of buildings in these neighborhoods.


The Two assassinated members of the Lebanese Internal Security Forces Eid and Merheb are put to rest in their hometowns so that YOUR Politicians live.

George Habash, Master Terrorist Extraordinaire is pronounced dead in the Jordanian Capital of Amman.

R A P I O issues this WARNING:
A New surreptitious Cairo Agreement is in the making. While the first Cairo Agreement in 1968 authorized the Balestinians to carry weapons and kill Lebanese in the Lebanon, this time it is aimed at naturalizing them.

R A P I O’s choice as THE CARDINAL to replace Sfeir, Bishop Beshara Raii stated that “they have destroyed Lebanon because of the (Hariri) international tribunal; while we know we will not get any results from it”.

Independent Observers wonder what is the real reason behind the Lebanese Government’s and Judicial System’s refrain from keeping Syria’s lackeys in Lebanon out of prison for plotting against their own country!!!

Ad-Dyar Lebanese newspaper which is known for its pro-Syrian Baath adherence is disseminating false propaganda that the US Embassy in Lebanon has requested its Citizens to leave the country urgently.

Balestinian, Al-Qaeda and other Muslim Terrorists are infiltrating Egypt via the newly opened Rafah Crossing between Balestine and Egypt. Syria is happy: that’s what counts the most; the rest is secondary…

NEWS FLASH =
Lebanese Internal Security Forces Captain Wissam Eid and a Judge are the latest victims of international terrorism by a car bomb that blew-off in the Chevrolet area of Baabda. Four people are reportedly dead and at least 40 wounded.

Meanwhile, Presidential Hopeful, Lebanese Army Commander Gen. Michel Sleiman calls his Masters-To-Be Dictator Bashar Assad and the Syrian Army Command in Damascus. This call could be his "Entrance Key" to the Presidential Palace in Baabda! Ya Haram manna bahdaleh...

Code Name COBRA: Robert Hatem for those who knew him by his real name as head of the security apparatus in the Lebanese Forces under Elie Hobeika.

COBRA, or Hatem, reveals from his self-exiled residence in France that Elie Hobeika was assassinated because he wanted to testify in an international tribunal not only about the massacres of the Balestinians in Sabra and Chatila Terror Camps but also he wanted to tell about the hundreds of massacres of Christians in Lebanon committed by the Palestinians and the PLO which preceded Sabra and Chatila.

COBRA also stated that he distanced himself from his Master Hobeika when the Latter surrounded himself by the Syrian Mafia when he became Minister.

Lastly, Cobra reveals that the assassinated ex-PM Rafic Hariri had commissioned Former Intelligence Chief Johnny Abdo to bribe the Christian Politicians in order to acquire their allegiance so as to side with Hariri’s covert plans.

Majority Leader Al-Wali Jumblat accuses Hezbolla of planning another war against the Jewish State. Jumblat has also accused Syria and its lackeys in the Lebanon for engineering and planning the kidnapping and assassination of Foreigners in Lebanon similar to what it used to do back in the 70's and 80's.

Message from R A P I O = While the People of Lebanon are full of Political promises, they are hungry to eat. Say ENOUGH IS ENOUGH to the Politicians and Clergymen and Help in bringing them ALL down. No Mercy to the merciless Politicians and clergymen who have brought YOU all down to your knees.

After the failure of the French, Italian, Egyptian and Arab League Babysitters, Russia has now joined the league of nations to resolve the situation in the Lebanon.

Pro-Syrian "The Godfather" Michel Murr has ridiculed his chief political allies Sleiman (Soussou) Franjieh and the Free Patriotic Movement of Michel Aoun on National TV.

Syria and its allies have called for a national strike in the Lebanon today. The demonstrators were instructed to block the roads with their cars.

The nomination of General Michel Sleiman to the Presidency is being withdrawn by the traditional political thugs. Meanwhile, Sleiman states that if he is elected, then national reconciliation would be his top priority. Good Lucj Ya Man...

Lebanon is expecting a severe winter storm effective tonight.

So what would it be?
Lebanon is going towards:

- Partitioning
- Internationalization
- Civil War

For an answer: Ask YOUR Politicians. The Ones Your Fathers and YOU have helped elected.

Syria is acting in Lebanon similar to Israel in Balestine:
The Syrian Baath Regine forbids the entry of food stuff into the Lebanon.

The Shia Way or No Way! Shia Muslim Partisans have taken the streets of West Beirut by burning tires all night to protest the power rupture in the Capital. It should be noted that the Electricity of Lebanon Company is dominated by the Shia themselves!!!

Unconfirmed reports indicate that the United Nations may withdraw its offices from Lebanon in the ESCWA building in downtown Beirut due to the unknown future of the country.

Minority warlords Aoun and Berri publicly denounce and reject the Arab League initiative.

Lebanon is now heading towards one of three alternatives:
1- Partitioning
2- Internationalization
3- Civil War

R A P I O has learned that Hezbollah has authorized and contracted a General Contractor close to Minority Chieftain Michel Aoun to rebuild dozens of Israeli destroyed high-rise buildings in the Hezbollah’s ghetto of the Beirut Southern Suburbs.

Two Israeli Cabinet Ministers have called on their Government to eliminate Hezbollah’s Grand Ayatollah Hassan Nasroullah after the latter’s public announcement that his God’s Party possesses decapitated body parts of Israeli soldiers.

As expected Arab League babysitter Amr Moussa has announced that his initiative to get the Lebanese Political Thugs to agree on and to elect a President has failed.

Can you tell who is lying without being brain washed one way or another?
- Israeli TV denies all allegations by Hezbollah Chieftain Hassan Nasroulla!
- Nasroulla has announced in public that his Party of God detains remnants and organs of bodies belonging to Israeli soldiers!
- Israel states that it has recovered all its dead soldiers and left no one behind!

40 Days have passed on the brutal murder of General Francois Hajj. R A P I O extends its sorrow to the Lebanese Army Soldiers who are still accepting to sacrifice their lives so that the Politicians in the Lebanon remain alive in their castles… How sad…

Demonstrators took the streets of Lebanon to protest against the Politicians who are adding oil to the fire and making sure the Youth leaves Lebanon to work elsewhere.

Patriarch Sfeir has summoned his lieutenants Bishops Mazloum and Matar to meet Franjieh and Aoun respectively in order to calm down their offensive on him.

“I am dealing with a time bomb; only trying to delay it from blowing-up” – General Michel Sleiman addressing the situation in the Lebanon.

The Campaign to divide the Christians in general and the Maronites in particular is going full speed.

Eternal Lebanese Forces Warlord Samir Jaajaa has summoned Maronite Deputies to his fortress in Maarab to launch a pro-(Patriarch) Sfeir march on Sunday to counter the Calls for the resignation of the "Patriarch" by R A P I O and now by Feudal Lord and fellow Maronite Soussou Franjieh.

Sfeir on his part decided to close down the doors of Bkerkeh to all Visitors for the next Three days and asked for the immediate cancellation of Sunday’s demonstration as he is afraid from a counter-demonstration which could lead to his dismissal.

On the other hand both the Sunni Muslim led Arab League and Majority Financier Saad Hariri have insisted on the presence of Maronite Warlord Amine Gemayel to the meeting held with his counter-Warlord and Maronite Michel Aoun.

Syria’s biggest Storyteller and Foreign Affairs Minister has once again fooled the world when he stated yesterday that “Syria is ready to have diplomatic relations with Lebanon”. It should be noted to our Readers that Syria never did and never will recognize Lebanon as an independent country and considers it as an integral part of “Sourya el-Koubra” or Grand Syria.

Bets are taken in Las Vegas on whether or not both Minority and Majority Chieftains Aoun and Hariri will meet in the near future!!! If YOU are interested in placing your bet on these two clowns then call toll free now: 1-800-N O C L O W N.

Latest survey undertaken by Al-Balad daily reveals that Laila Solh, Grand Daughter of Former Lebanese PM Riad Solh and one of the founders of the Republic of Lebanon and Aunt of Saudi Billionaire Prince Al-Walid Bin Talal, has the highest percentage point of 40% for being nominated as the next Prime Minister of the country followed by Saad Hariri with 15% and Fouad Saniora with 10% of the votes.

Months after R A P I O called for his resignation, now Syrian lackey Sleiman Franjieh has continued his offense on Bkerkeh by asking Cardinal Sfeir to resign his post in order to jump-start the Maronite Church.

Al-Akhbar daily reports that a top secret and closed meeting took place last week between PM Fouad Saniora and His Master Saad Hariri with US President G.W. Bush in Jordan.

The People of Lebanon are going in circles with their daily lives while their respective so-called bloody Leaders don’t give a shit about their so-called constituents.

This Just In =
R A P I O has learned that while the Lebanese in Diaspora are not allowed to vote, YOUR Lebanese Government and Balestinian leaders have struck a quiet deal last week granting a new legal status to at least 4,000 Balestinians living in Lebanon!

Lebanon is breathing artificially on life support machines!

The latest tally of the explosion is 3 dead and 36 wounded.

Last night and on the occasion of the Shia holy Ashoura, Hezbollah’s Grand Ayatollah Hassan Nasroulla addressed a large crowd of thousands of Hezbolla youth under the age of 17 which reminded people of Hitler and the Nazi Youth.

Meanwhile, French Foreign Affairs Minister and Clown Bernard Kouchner warned that the case of Lebanon may be internationalized. A statement which was immediately ridiculed by both Syria’s lackeys Sleiman Franjieh and Hassan Nasroulla.

Franjieh, following his visit to former self-President Emilio Lahoud stated that Cardinal Sfeir "is an Employee of the US and French Embassies".

NEWS FLASH =
Terrorists succeeded in hitting an armored vehicle belonging to the US Embassy in Lebanon just during afternoon rush hour in the Karantina area of Christian East Beirut.

At least 20 people are injured and 5 dead. The whereabouts and safety of US Ambassador J. Feltman is unknown. An Embassy Staff identified as Mathew Clayton is one of the wounded.

The road to the Beirut International Airport has been blocked by pro-Hezbollah protesters executing Syria's orders to start the civil upheaval in the Lebanon.


France is infiltrating into American and British Middle Eastern Territories:
France to open the Louvre Museum in Abu Dhabi.
France to open a military base in the United Arab Emirates.
France to share nuclear power technology with Saudi Arabia. What the hell for?
History repeats itself: This is how the war in Vietnam started. The French got
involved first and then Americans inherited it… Alla Yestour…

Minority Chieftain Michel Aoun calls for the election of the President directly by the People instead by the Parliament which is an automatic vote from the majority Muslims unless all Lebanese in Diaspora are allowed to vote. Sleiman is burned as announced before on RAPIO.

Lebanese Engineer Jean Shlala is set to tour the World on a bicycle.

All True Leaders merge back to the dream of Bashir Gemayel.

Last night, Hezbollah Grand Ayatollah Hassan Nasrallah presented his Presidential Speech calling for the abolition of the lack of justice and calls for a free and just Ruler (in possible reference to himself) to govern the New Lebanon.

Nasrallah’s speech was full of personal visions whereby he took Hezbollah away from a guerilla force into a national political entity that is “ready to assume its responsibility”.

On his part, Sami Ammounah Gemayel, nephew of the late President Bashir Gemayel has reiterated and called on “all Christians to unite regardless of their differences in order to face the real danger being bestowed on them in the Lebanon.”

Freezing conditions continue throughout the Lebanon.

When US President George Bush recently visited what is known as “Palestine”, a curfew was enforced by the Balestinian Authorities. Today, Bush visits Dubai in the UAE and the entire country was given a forced “holiday” (a positive word for curfew!!!).

Intelligence sources report that Syria is rebuilding its Nuclear Plant in the Northern Syrian district of Deir Zor. Israel had reportedly raided and destroyed the facilities in late 2007.

Egyptian Dictator Hossni Mubarak warns that “everyone may end-up washing his hands from helping the Lebanese resolving their problems”…

A wave of extreme cold and frost is reported throughout Lebanon leaving more than half of the population without heating or electricity thanks to the bravery and conscience of the Lebanese Politicians.

As usual Arabs have failed anew in the Lebanese quagmire. Last December the French failed as well. Today, Lebanon faces either war or an international solution which can only succeed if an only if Hezbollah agrees to disarm peacefully; which is an impossibility.

Meanwhile, Observers are reporting that Iran and Syria do not want to see a breakthrough in the Lebanon politics while US President G.W. Bush is in the region.

Hizbollah's Tent City in downtown Beirut on Fire.

Singapore Airways has announced that one of its brand new super jumbo Airbus 380 has skidded off the runway; thus resulting in the first mechanical incident for the new double-decker in its commercial history.

Hezbollah’s Propaganda machine is set to launch its TV station "Al-Manar" globally via a Thai Satellite.

The Syrian Baath dictatorship has once again ordered the shutdown of the Lebanese-Syrian borders in order to place economic and political pressure on the Lebanon.

Lebanese Security Forces have arrested Nabil Rheem a Syrian citizen who is an official and a military commander of the pro-Qaeda Fath L-Islam Terror group in Tripoli last night.

The market for US made products has re-emerged in the Lebanon due to the high exchange rate of the Euro.

Independent Analysts are expecting Chief Syrian lackey Michel Murr to defect from the alliance he formed with Minority Chieftain Michel Aoun in order to create a new parliamentary coalition to support the New kid on the block: i.e. General Michel Sleiman (wow ya man! How many Michels is that????)

Do you ever wonder: If Syria was such a bad boy as portrayed by the United States and France; then why these two “democratic” countries maintain diplomatic relations with the so-called “Exporter” of Terrorists into Iraq and Lebanon? Does anyone have the REAL answer to this question?

Independent Observers are questioning the hesitation of certain Christian “Leaders” for not accepting the formula that would reinstate certain power in the Government to the Christian “President” by allowing him to appoint 5 or 6 Ministers. Back in 1989, the Taef Agreement which was blessed by Mr. Cardinal of Bkerkeh (who shall remain nameless) had completely stripped the prerogatives of the Christian “President” by giving them to the Muslim “Prime Minister”.

The United Nations is debating the attack on the Irish UNIFIL Patrol in South Lebanon while Israel is toughening its security with Lebanon especially during the on-going visit of George Bush to the Middle East.

The Southern Lebanese population is bracing itself for a possible Israeli air strike following the launching of Two missiles from Lebanon into Israel 48 hours ago.

In Lebanon:
a- Do you have proper roads in your neighborhood?
b- Do you have water and electricity 24Hr 7/7?
c- Do you feel your kids are safe from an explosion to go-off each time they go to school?
d- Is your retirement secured?
e- Are you able to find a job based on what you know and not who you know?

- If you answered “Yes” to any of the above, then YOU are either a Lebanese Politician, a lackey to one of the Lebanese Politicians or a liar.
- If you answered “No”, then next elections time do NOT sell your vote to any of the current Politicians.
A Free Message from R A P I O

News Flash =
1- It is now reported that the hand grenade which went-off in the Byblos (Jbeil) district this morning was targetted at Fadi Chamati who is a former Lebanese Forces Officer, now opposing its defiant and eternal warlord Samir Jaajaa!

2- Arab League Babysitter Amr Moussa has arrived to Beirut to follow-up with the crying babies on the future of the country.

Saudi Arabia informs Syria that the Saudi King will not attend the Arab Summit in Syria unless Syria allows the appointment of a President in the Lebanon.

As a result, Syria has announced that it hoped to see a President heading the Lebanese Delegation to Damascus!

Sunni Muslim Feudal Lord Omar Karameh accuses Sunni Grand Mufti Sheikh Kabalan for splitting the Sunni Community similar to what Cardinal Sfeir did with the Maronites.

Independent Observers compare Minority Chieftain Michel Aoun to the Late Feudal Lord Raymond Edde who was the “conscience” of the Lebanon and feared by everyone at the same time because all Politicians are corrupt. Aoun will die like Edde without achieving his dream.

Just In = Alla Yestour.
- UNIFIL Forces under attack. At least 2 Irish soldiers are injured by a bomb blast.

- The Israeli Defense Forces have gone on full alert following the launching of Two Katusha Rockets from UNIFIL controlled Lebanese territories into Western Galilee in Northern Israel.

Master Terrorist Shaker Aabssi who fled the battle of Naher Bared Terror Camp to Iraq via Syria late last year, has re-emerged with a threatening statement of new wave of attacks against the Lebanese Army.

Your Politicians are awaiting cautiously the follow-ups of the Arab League resolution adopted in Cairo this passed Sunday which calls for the immediate appointment of General Sleiman as President of the country, the creation of a national unity government and a new election law for the deputies.

February 17, 2008 is the set date for the election of a new Polite-bureau for the Kataeb Party. Ironically enough, Amine Gemayel is endorsing his only remaining son and pro-Aoun Sami Gemayel to inherit the Leadership of the Party… Stay tuned and we shall see how the feudal families rule their sheep in the Lebanon…

For a Live Interview with Major Lebanese Politicians, click on the following link:

www.greyme.com/christmas%202007

Arabs are meeting in Cairo today to pretend to be discussing the destiny of Lebanon!

Arabs have supposedly agreed to appoint General Michel Sleiman as President immediately and to give him the Veto power over any governmental decision.

Snow falling in Lebanon at an altitude of 1,500 meters (4,500ft).

The brief surprise visit of Spanish PM Zapatero to Lebanon yesterday aims solely at boosting his re-election campaign and has no relations to Lebanon’s affairs.

Fath El-Islam, the Terror Group that caused the total destruction of a Balestinian Camp in North Lebanon and the death of over 150 Lebanese Army Soldiers, has re-appeared in the Southern Lebanese Balestinian Camp of Ain El-Helweh.

Fath El-Islam has taken credit for the recent explosions that took place in Ain El-Helweh.

As a reaction, a Terrorist of Fath El-Islam was found hung in a local market in Sidon.

Spanish Prime Minister Zapatero is in Lebanon to boost the moral of his UNIFIL troops.

Al-Balad newspaper reports on the 11 major Lebanese traditional feudal Families that have been controlling the destiny of the People of Lebanon and they are:
1- Edde since 1936
2- Salam since 1952
3- Gemayel since 1958
4- Jumblat since 1943
5- Chamoun since 1952
6- Mouawad since 1951
7- Hariri since 1992
8- Franjieh since 1960
9- Arslan since 1952
10- Karameh since 1943
11- Assaad since 1985

The newest feudal Families are:
1- Berri
2- Nasroullah
3- Aoun
4- Jaajaa
5- Lahoud
6- Harb
7- Wahhab
8- Skaff (although old but counted as new!)
9- Sfeir
10- Khazen (although maybe the oldest but not very effective politically)

So, now you know who is causing your deterioration in life. Search your soul and say NO to the above former, current and potential WARLORDS.

“The Shia Way or No Way!” – RAPIO
Israeli Officials are overtly accusing Hezbollah Grand Ayatollah Hassan Nasroullah for preparing a take-over of the Lebanon.

In Parallel, Pro-Syrian Lebanese Parties and Newspapers are reporting that Lebanon will be facing massive and nationwide Civil Disobedience in the near future aiming at toppling the remnant of the Fouad Saniora Government.

Diplomatic sources warn against major security break-ups in the Lebanon.

The US has supplied the Lebanese Army with mostly used Trucks costing around $5,000 each while Syria and Israel, Lebanon’s biggest enemies, receive billion of dollars worth of advanced weapons and ammunitions from the US and Russia. Some of which is used to maintain trouble in Lebanon.

It is reported that France is putting pressure on Germany NOT to approve the visit of Syria’s Foreign Affairs Minister Walid Al-Moallem. Believe it or not!

Israeli PM and Jordanian King meet in Aqaba, Jordan to coordinate the up-coming visit of US President Bush to the Middle East next month.

Intelligence sources reveal that Iran is infiltrating via Syria an average of 8.2 missiles per day into Hamas Territories within Israel in a preparation for an all-out war against the Jewish state.

Israeli media reports cases of the Bird Flu in Israel.

Just in = Famous Lebanese Pop Singers Ragheb Aalameh, Madona, Maysam Nahhas, Aassi Hallani, Melhem Zein and Ghassan Rahbani have joined Majida El-Roomy's outcry in calling-off ALL LEBANESE POLITICIANS to spare the Lebanese a major disaster.

REMINDER: "We are the Saints of this Middle East and We are its Devils" - President Elect Bashir Gemayel, 1982.

The Lebanese are bracing themselves for the inevitable in 2008.

Balestinian Terror Group held an open armed military parade in North Lebanon. Naturally, the Lebanese Army was too busy separating the Lebanese from fighting one another in Beirut instead of disarming the Balestinian Terrorists.

As it turned out, the street fighting that took place 2 days ago in the Basta sector of West Beirut was simply over a picture of Majority Tycoon and Sunni Muslim Saad Hariri which was taken down by members of the Shia Muslim community. SHAME Ya Shabab… SHAME. Wake-up and stop defending your Leaders. They ARE the cause Lebanon is in deep Kaka today.

Intelligence Agencies have successfully transformed Hizbollah’s main mission from fighting Israel into a purely internal Lebanese faction; ready to take-over the power in the Lebanon.

Hezbollah's Grand Ayatollah Hassan Nasroullah has denied all allegations that some of his powers and command have been transferred to his lieutenant Sheikh Naiim Kassem.

After France announced it is suspending talks with Syria over Lebanon, Syria is now stating the same bull shit… As if it matters anymore. The People of Lebanon are suffering while the Lebanese and World “Leaders” are screwing around with words and procrastinations.

Latest US study shows that Former President Bill Clinton has the highest IQ among all US Presidents with a score of 161 while current President George Bush has the lowest IQ of 91. A similar study was undertaken on Lebanese Politicians and Clergymen. Interesting enough: They all scored -200!!! Thought of the day from RAPIO.

A large street fight took place overnight in Basta West Beirut between lackeys of Feudal Lords Nabih Berri and Saad Hariri. Several are reported wounded before the Army was able to take control over the situation.

The price of oil is expected to exceed the $100/barrel by next week.

Israeli Intel sources reveal that Russian Experts have arrived in Iran to install an air defense system to protect the Iranian Nuclear Facilities from a potential air attack.

In a live interview, Majority Leader Al-Wali Jumblat has announced that he lied to the Syrians for 25 years in order for him to stay alive!!! So, is he lying now again just by stating this? God knows…

Famous Lebanese Clairvoyant Michel Hayek predicted that both Dictator of the Lebanese Forces Samir Jaajaa and Feudal Lord Sleiman Franjieh will be target of an assassination attempt in 2008.