R A P I O has learned that Hezbollah has authorized and contracted a General Contractor close to Minority Chieftain Michel Aoun to rebuild dozens of Israeli destroyed high-rise buildings in the Hezbollah’s ghetto of the Beirut Southern Suburbs.

Two Israeli Cabinet Ministers have called on their Government to eliminate Hezbollah’s Grand Ayatollah Hassan Nasroullah after the latter’s public announcement that his God’s Party possesses decapitated body parts of Israeli soldiers.

As expected Arab League babysitter Amr Moussa has announced that his initiative to get the Lebanese Political Thugs to agree on and to elect a President has failed.