Independent Observers are questioning the whereabouts of Defense Minister Elias Mur and Son of Godfather Michel Mur during this past week while the Army is being hit by unknown mercenaries.

3 Lebanese Army Officers have been arrested due to Black Sunday; meanwhile, the Politicians and Clergymen who instigated the riots remain loose so that they can destroy the country even further.

Street fighting is reported in Aaramoun between Lackeys of Shia Muslim Eternal Speaker Nabih Berri and Druze Muslims Lackeys of Majority Leader Al-Wali Jumblat.

On a bright side, Professional Strip Girls in Italy have decided to go on strike by wearing cloths instead of staying naked during their stage performances!