Wednesday, January 16, 2008

This Just In =
R A P I O has learned that while the Lebanese in Diaspora are not allowed to vote, YOUR Lebanese Government and Balestinian leaders have struck a quiet deal last week granting a new legal status to at least 4,000 Balestinians living in Lebanon!

Lebanon is breathing artificially on life support machines!

The latest tally of the explosion is 3 dead and 36 wounded.

Last night and on the occasion of the Shia holy Ashoura, Hezbollah’s Grand Ayatollah Hassan Nasroulla addressed a large crowd of thousands of Hezbolla youth under the age of 17 which reminded people of Hitler and the Nazi Youth.

Meanwhile, French Foreign Affairs Minister and Clown Bernard Kouchner warned that the case of Lebanon may be internationalized. A statement which was immediately ridiculed by both Syria’s lackeys Sleiman Franjieh and Hassan Nasroulla.


Franjieh, following his visit to former self-President Emilio Lahoud stated that Cardinal Sfeir "is an Employee of the US and French Embassies".