Friday, January 11, 2008

Hezbollah’s Propaganda machine is set to launch its TV station "Al-Manar" globally via a Thai Satellite.

The Syrian Baath dictatorship has once again ordered the shutdown of the Lebanese-Syrian borders in order to place economic and political pressure on the Lebanon.

Lebanese Security Forces have arrested Nabil Rheem a Syrian citizen who is an official and a military commander of the pro-Qaeda Fath L-Islam Terror group in Tripoli last night.

The market for US made products has re-emerged in the Lebanon due to the high exchange rate of the Euro.

Independent Analysts are expecting Chief Syrian lackey Michel Murr to defect from the alliance he formed with Minority Chieftain Michel Aoun in order to create a new parliamentary coalition to support the New kid on the block: i.e. General Michel Sleiman (wow ya man! How many Michels is that????)