The Drums of War are playing. The People of Lebanon are wondering if the Real War has started!

Overnight Lebanon has seen multiple shooting incidents resulting in several injuries.

2 Druze Citizens are wounded in Aley due to a street fight.

In Muslim West Beirut, one person was injured during a shooting in Ain Tineh area near the residence of Nabih Berri.

Also in West Beirut, it is reported that unknown assailants have attacked the New TV station building as it reported anti-Hariri slogans.

In Tripoli, heavy shootings from pro-Hariri Lackeys have taken place in the skies in celebration instead of mourning the 3rd memorial of the assassination of Rafic Hariri. This is due to the fact that the young Majority Tycoon has taken-up residence in the North for a couple of days in order to rally his sheep.

Majority Leader Al-Wali Jumblat declares his readiness to sacrifice the blood of his Sheep and to burn everything around in order to fight Hezbolla.

Bkerkeh’s Master Nasroulla Sfeir has declared that next time, there may no longer be any extension for the election of a President and instead, the United Nations may be requested to appoint a Ruler for the Lebanon.