News Flash =
1- It is now reported that the hand grenade which went-off in the Byblos (Jbeil) district this morning was targetted at Fadi Chamati who is a former Lebanese Forces Officer, now opposing its defiant and eternal warlord Samir Jaajaa!

2- Arab League Babysitter Amr Moussa has arrived to Beirut to follow-up with the crying babies on the future of the country.

Saudi Arabia informs Syria that the Saudi King will not attend the Arab Summit in Syria unless Syria allows the appointment of a President in the Lebanon.

As a result, Syria has announced that it hoped to see a President heading the Lebanese Delegation to Damascus!

Sunni Muslim Feudal Lord Omar Karameh accuses Sunni Grand Mufti Sheikh Kabalan for splitting the Sunni Community similar to what Cardinal Sfeir did with the Maronites.

Independent Observers compare Minority Chieftain Michel Aoun to the Late Feudal Lord Raymond Edde who was the “conscience” of the Lebanon and feared by everyone at the same time because all Politicians are corrupt. Aoun will die like Edde without achieving his dream.