A MESSAGE TO ALL LEBANESE POLITICIANS:

IF YOU WANT TO FIGHT, THEN GO AHEAD DO IT AND GET IT OVER WITH BECAUSE THE PEOPLE ARE SICK AND TIRED OF YOUR DAILY BICKERING AND MENTAL ASSASSINATION OF THE NATION. GO KILL YOURSELVES. KILL YOUR OWN CHILDREN AND WIVES BUT LEAVE THE PEOPLE AND LEBANON ALONE. GO KILL YOURSELVES TODAY BEFORE TOMORROW SO WE CAN ALL LIVE IN PEACE AGAIN. HURRY AND DIE SO THE PEOPLE OF LEBANON CAN SURVIVE.
R A P I O

The Lebanese and most Diplomats braces for the outcome of up-coming two main events:

The reanimation of dialogue upon the arrival of Arab Babysitter Aaamr Moussa on Friday and the TV debate between Hassan Nasroulla and Michel Aoun.

Acting under pressure, Bkerkeh’s Master Sfeir sends his envoy Bishop Matar to Eternal Speaker Nabih Berri in order to submit his condolences for the death of Black Sunday. Why Berri? Is Berri their Godfather? Or are the dead all members of his paramilitary Amal movement?

Iraq issues its citizens personal identification card without listing their place of origin or religion. May the Lebanese Government do so as well before the country is fully emptied from its people…