The Three Stooges Amine Gemayel, Saad Hariri and Michel Aoun have met once again with their Babysitter Aamr Moussa to iron-out their idiotic differences on who should or should not be President and Prime Minister.

Somehow, the Authorities in Charge of the Zahle Prison allowed 11 Prisoners to escape. Only 7 were caught back and the rest: guess who they belong to? were somehow not caught!!!! Very mysterious circumstances and R A P I O invites the Chief Justice to handle this case in person.

Soussou (Sleiman) Franjieh, Syria's No. 1 Lackey withdrew his support for the appointment of Army General Michel Sleiman to the Presidency.