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Latest survey undertaken by Al-Balad daily reveals that Laila Solh, Grand Daughter of Former Lebanese PM Riad Solh and one of the founders of the Republic of Lebanon and Aunt of Saudi Billionaire Prince Al-Walid Bin Talal, has the highest percentage point of 40% for being nominated as the next Prime Minister of the country followed by Saad Hariri with 15% and Fouad Saniora with 10% of the votes.

Months after R A P I O called for his resignation, now Syrian lackey Sleiman Franjieh has continued his offense on Bkerkeh by asking Cardinal Sfeir to resign his post in order to jump-start the Maronite Church.

Al-Akhbar daily reports that a top secret and closed meeting took place last week between PM Fouad Saniora and His Master Saad Hariri with US President G.W. Bush in Jordan.

The People of Lebanon are going in circles with their daily lives while their respective so-called bloody Leaders don’t give a shit about their so-called constituents.