After the failure of the French, Italian, Egyptian and Arab League Babysitters, Russia has now joined the league of nations to resolve the situation in the Lebanon.

Pro-Syrian "The Godfather" Michel Murr has ridiculed his chief political allies Sleiman (Soussou) Franjieh and the Free Patriotic Movement of Michel Aoun on National TV.

Syria and its allies have called for a national strike in the Lebanon today. The demonstrators were instructed to block the roads with their cars.

The nomination of General Michel Sleiman to the Presidency is being withdrawn by the traditional political thugs. Meanwhile, Sleiman states that if he is elected, then national reconciliation would be his top priority. Good Lucj Ya Man...

Lebanon is expecting a severe winter storm effective tonight.