Saturday, May 31, 2008

News Flash = at 5:30pm local time, the Lebanese Army shot down a Balestinian Suicide Bomber who was attempting to blow-up himself at the Lebanese Army check point in the Southern Balestinian Terror Camp of Ain El-Heloueh near Saida. This marks the second Suicide Bombing in the Lebanon since the assassination of Rafic Hariri and 20 other Lebanese back in February 2005.

Al-Qaeda style explosion took place at a Lebanese Army Intelligence Check point near the Lebanese-Syrian Northern border of Aabdeh. At least one soldier is down.

Feudal Lord and double agent Michel Murr announces that he rejects the Ministry of the Environment stating that it is "Beneath" the Murr Family!

Meanwhile, the Lebanese Forces announces that its Chief Warlord Samir Jaajaa will take either the Ministry of the Environment or the Ministry of Tourism.

Friday, May 30, 2008

Dreamers and hopefuls within the Hariri Clan believe that the Hezbolla will be disarmed within a year following intense negotiations!

Minority Chieftain Michel Aoun literarily offers his arch rival PM Fouad Saniora a flower when the Latter visited the Former’s residence in Rabieh!

Saniora begins his round of discussions with the warring factions and feudal lords of Lebanon in an attempt to form his new cabinet.

Israel braces herself for a possible resignation of PM E. Olmert.

Israeli and US nuclear Experts reveal that Syria has Two additional Nuclear sites over and above the one that was destroyed by the Israeli Air Force few months ago.

Thursday, May 29, 2008

Is it Coexistence?
A Difficult Coexistence? Or
The Impossible Coexistence?


Fouad Saniora Prime Minister … Again…

The Lebanese continue their celebration in downtown Beirut with more musical events.

Wednesday, May 28, 2008

More fighting overnight between lackeys of the Hariri Clan against lackeys of Syria in the town of Aramoun, south of Beirut. The Army is still watching while one of its soldiers falls victim of the warring thugs!!!!

The Majority decides to nominate Fouad Saniora as the next Prime Minister.

Tuesday, May 27, 2008

Hours after the inauguration of President Sleiman, Hezbolla’s Warlord Hassan Nasroulla launched a Warning against the State Not to use its force against Hizbolla! Welcome back to the reality of life in the Lebanon.

Nasroulla is insisting on having the Syrian Baath Party and the Syrian National Socialist Party represented in the next Cabinet of Ministers.

Over 20 innocent Citizens in Beirut were injured overnight by stray bullets shot from Hezbolla’s Land in the Beirut Southern Suburbs while Nasroulla was issuing his defiant speech against the Universe.

Fighting resumed between lackeys of the Majority and others from the Minority Thugs in the Mzaraa district of West Beirut and the Beqaa Valley town of Taalbaya.

Hundred of Thousand of Lebanese attended the Concert held by Pop Singer Haifa Wehbe last night.

Monday, May 26, 2008

Feudal Lord Michel Murr begins the distribution of the political pie by requesting a cabinet post for his son Elias!!!!

Newly appointed President Sleiman bases his inaugural speech on the Aoun-Hezbolla’s understanding!!!

Partying to celebrate Sleiman’s Presidency continue all over the Lebanon and will be crowned on May 27th and 28th in downtown Beirut with a massive concert free for all.

Sunday, May 25, 2008

President Michel Sleiman: Today at 5:00pm Beirut time.

Saturday, May 24, 2008

Lebanon cannot have permanent peace so long as the same Politicians, Families and Clergymen are ruling the country as they all have become tools in the hands of regional or international powers to trigger war at anytime any foreign country wishes to do so. STOP THEM NOW. SAY NO TO THE SAME “LEADERS”. THEY ARE YOUR REAL ENEMIES. THEY ARE THE ENEMIES OF THE NATION. LEBANON DESERVES BETTER LEADERSHIP.

Syrian, Iranian, Iraqi, Qatari and French Foreign Affairs Ministers are scheduled to attend the presidential appointment session of Michel Sleiman.

Al-Liwa’ Newspaper indicates that Army Intelligence Chief George Khoury will be appointed as the New Army Commander as a successor to Gen. Michel Sleiman.

Al-Wali Jumblat states that "the devil is in the details” in implementing the Doha Accord.

A mass public musical concert in set to take place in Downtown Beirut on Monday, May 26th 2008 to celebrate “New Republic”. Pop super-start Haifa Wehbe will make a presence on stage.

Eternal Speaker Nabih Berri withdraws his veto on Saniora’s Cabinet and allows it to enter the parliament tomorrow to attend the appointment session of Sleiman.

Friday, May 23, 2008

Will the Perpetrators (Politicians and Clergymen) and the Executioners of the latest killing fields in the Lebanon be brought to justice? NEVER! SHAME on us Lebanese for allowing such crimes to go buy unpunished...

“I cannot govern the country by myself. Everyone should be involved in this mission”. – General Michel Sleiman.

Eternal Speaker Nabih Berri blocks the entry of the Saniora Cabinet into the Parliament during the presidential appointment session set for 5:00pm on Sunday, May 25, 2008. Berri and his allies in the opposition consider the Saniora cabinet as illegitimate.

This may prompt the 1st incident between the bloody belligerents after their return from Qatar especially if the Majority refuses to go to the parliament to vote if the Saniora Cabinet is not present.

Either Mohamad Safadi or Saad Hariri will head the next ministerial cabinet if General Sleiman becomes President on Sunday (refer to above news).

Thursday, May 22, 2008

The Lebanese woke-up to a new Dawn of Hope and Prosperity.

Israel and Syria reveal that they are conducting peace talks indirectly via Turkey.

Minority Chieftain Michel Aoun states that Patriarch Sfeir’s Politics has destroyed the Lebanese and Sfeir must no longer talk politics.

Aoun also stated that the Hezbolla war machine will be discussed among all warlords after the appointment of a new president.

Wednesday, May 21, 2008

NEWS UPDATE = The new President will be appointed on Sunday, May 24, 2008. The Opposition is dismantling its tents in down town Beirut. PM Saniora is expected to resign shortly.

Syrian Lackey Sleiman Franjieh has renewed his call for the replacement of Chef Procrastinator Patriarch Nasroulla Sfeir.

NEWS FLASH = Reuters News Agency reports that the appointment of General Sleiman as the new head of state may take place as early as tomorrow.

To Be or Not To Be. That is the Question that awaits Lebanon’s Future.

The Warmongers of Lebanon meeting in Qatar appear to have agreed on the elections system but have failed to tackle the war machine of Hezbolla or the disarmament of all the remaining militias belonging to Berri, Jaajaa, Hariri, Franjieh, Jumblat, Aoun, Baath, Syrian National Socialist Party, Gemayel, Qaeda, Balestinians, etc. This means that the Lebanese will have only a temporary peace.

All signs lead towards the appointment of Army General Michel Sleiman and the removal of the tents from downtown Beirut.

Sunni Muslim Master Terrorist Ussama Bin Laden launches an attack on the Shia Muslims and Fellow Terror Group Hezbolla in a further attempt to ignite a war between the Sunnis and Shias in the Lebanon.

Tuesday, May 20, 2008

Israeli sources reveal that the US Administration has given Israel the green light to launch an attack against Hezbolla in Southern Lebanon.

Complete blackout in Qatar over the destiny of the Lebanese People.

A national outcry from the People of the Lebanon for the so-called Leaders to stay out of the country and never come back.

Monday, May 19, 2008

In seperate live interviews from Doha, Qatar:

1- Feudal Lord Amine Gemayel reveals that he has summoned his only remaining son Sami to meet with Hezbolla Officials in an attempt to bring the Kataeb and the Hezbolla closer to each other.

2- Double Agent Michel Murr predicts the appointment of General Michel Sleiman as President by Wednesday this week.

3- Newspaper Tycoon Ghassan Tueny reveals that Nabih Berri had urged General Sleiman to make a military coup to topple the Government of Saniora but the Latter refused.

4- Lebanese Forces Eternal War Lord Samir Jaajaa reveals that no resolution has been agreed upon by the warring factions and that the meetings in Doha are a waste of time.


R A P I O has learned that on May 15th 2008, the US has submitted a paper to the UN body requesting the expansion of the UNIFIL Forces to Beirut.

Sunday, May 18, 2008

DEBKAfile’s military sources report that the USS Mount Whitney , considered the US Navy’s most advanced command, control, communications, computer and intelligence vessel, took up position opposite Lebanese shores for an “unscheduled mission.

The barking among the Lebanese Godfathers in Doha continues namely over the fate of Hezbolla’s weapons which has remained untouchable thus far.

Al-Balad Daily reveals that the next Lebanese Ministerial cabinet will be comprised of 16 Ministers for the Manjority, 11 for the Minority and 3 for the President.

Meanwhile, Beirut would be divided over 3 electoral districts whereby the Armenians would be left out without any Deputy from the Capital.

Saturday, May 17, 2008

The Lebanese Mafia Godfathers are meeting in Doha, Qatar for five days to redistribute their shares of the Lebanese pie.

On their way to Qatar, the Godfathers were stunned to see Lebanese Handicapped protesting at the Beirut International Airport and holding posters that read: “Go and Don’t Come Back”. Don’t we all wish…

Friday, May 16, 2008

R A P I O calls for an international tribunal to judge and punish the Perpetrators of the crimes that keep being committed against humanity by the same war and feudal lords of Lebanon.

The Chief Belligerents of the blood baths that keep occurring in the Lebanon are summoned to meet in the Qatari Capital of Doha today. Both the US and Saudi Arabia are expressing their reservations over the meeting.

An-Nahar Daily reveals that the Warlords will remain in Doha until Army General Michel Sleiman is appointed President of the Republic.

Sleiman on his part has contacted Minority Chieftain Michel Aoun asking his support in re-building the nation. Eh Good Luck!

After the re-opening of the Beirut International Airport, the Lebanese are fleeing their country as they are paying the price for supporting their Political and Religious Chieftains.

Thursday, May 15, 2008

Israeli Intelligence apparatus has succeeded in turning Hezbolla's mighty force by 180 degrees as Hezbolla has turned its guerrilla, once aimed at the Israelis, today, it is aimed at the Lebanese.

Nearly 40 Lebanese Army Officers, mostly Sunni Muslims are threatening to resign due to lack of Leadership in the Country.

Monsieur Saniora and his remnant cabinet ministers have officially pulled back their decisions to cut-off Hezbolla's private land line communication network and have agreed to reinstate General Shocair as Head of Airport Security.

So, now after millions of Dollars in destruction, Hundreds of people dead and wounded, Thousands of people left homeless, Hezbolla and Syria have occupied Beirut and the Chouf, the economy in despair, more people will immigrate: How will Saniora, Hassan Nasroulla, Nabih Berri, Saad Hariri, Al-Wali Jumblat pay for this miserable ending? Of course they won't. They are supported by puppets and sheeps...On the contrary they will even have statues built for them...

We do not deserve the Lebanon of Gebran Khalil Gebran nor that of Genran Tueiny nor the 10452km2...

Wednesday, May 14, 2008

A precarious calm prevails over the Lebanon awaiting the Army to wake-up and take control over the Killing Fields of the country thanks to the Politicians and Clergymen in whom YOU still believe.

If the Army has really taken over the streets’ security as it pretends, then one wonder the reason why the Beirut International Airport is still closed.

As usual, ONLY Syria benefits from the situation in Lebanon; while the summer tourist season in Lebanon is completely shot, Syrian Hotels, airline reservations and restaurants are fully booked. Congratulations to ALL Lebanese who helped Syria achieve its goals.

Independent Observers point out to the fact that the Hariri Heartland of SOLIDERE has remained intact during the recent Hezbolla’s offensive and occupation of West Beirut which has so far left 100 people dead and over 200 wounded.

Tuesday, May 13, 2008

Where is the Beef? The neutrality of the Lebanese Army is compared to the Absent Minded Professor!

The Christian Leaders in Lebanon are lying to the People when they say that they agreed not to use their respective armed militias to settle their differences.

After occupying the Jumblatti Druze heartland of Aley and Niha, Hezbolla turns them over to the Lebanese Army.

Heavy fighting continues in North Lebanon between Lackeys of Hezbolla and Lackeys of the Hariri Clan who are enjoying the destruction of their own country for the love of their Masters.

Monday, May 12, 2008

The Ethnic Cleansing of the Druze Community from the West Beqaa and of the Shia Community from the North is going full speed.

Israeli Intelligence sources reveal that Iran has recently delivered 35 semi-stealth speed boats to Hezbolla via the Syrian port of Lattakiah.

The USS Destroyer Cole re-enters the Lebanese waters overnight. Could it be to test the new Terror Boats or to help in evacuating the US Citizens from Lebanon?

Heavy armed pro-Syrian militias have surrounded the Government seat where Saniora and his remnant ministers are confining.

Overnight, the idiots kept killing one another in Chouf Mountains and along the Lebanese-Syrian crossing point of Al-Massnaa.

All eyes are on the Christians awaiting the launch of the first bullet to be shot between Christian lackeys of Samir Jaajaa and the Christians belonging to the Syrian Baath regime.

Sunday, May 11, 2008

The Lebanese Army Command refuses to abide by the Saniora Orders.

The Lebanese War has spread to Tripoli and the Beqaa Regions.

Ethnic cleansing in Lebanon Baghdad Style has begun.

The US and Israel welcome Hezbolla's Stand ! ! ! Saniora and the Majority have been sold out.



Saturday, May 10, 2008

Just In = The US Embassy in Awkar, Lebanon has issued a statement to US Citizens in Lebanon to leave the country to Cyprus via ferryboat.

In a similar move, the Kuwaiti and Saudi Governments have started evacuating their citizens out of Lebanon.

The Syrian Flag and Posters of Bashar Assad adorn Muslim West Beirut all over again.

As expected the US Administration trapped its Lebanese Allies in the hands of Syrian Militias.

Overnight the fight expanded to the Druze heartland of Aley.

Militiamen of the Syrian National Socialist Party burn down all offices and institutions belonging to the Hariri Clan.

Contrary to reports that he fled his residence in West Beirut, Majority Leader Al-Wali Jumblat vows that he and His Tycoon Leader Saad Hariri will remain in their respective homes under the protection of the Lebanese Army.

Friday, May 9, 2008

News Flash = Majority Leader Al-Wali Jumblat flees his residence in Clemenceau-West Beirut to an unknown destination after being surrounded by pro-Syrian and Iranian militias.

As of 10:30am Beirut Time, the Hariri forteress in Qoreitim-West Beirut is under attack by the same militias attempting to rid Beirut of all signs of US influence in a so-called free and independent country.


Beirut is burning anew and once again, the United States Administration abandons its allies in the Lebanon.

After intense but swift door to door armed fighting, Shia Muslim Hezbolla and pro-Syrian masked mercenaries and snipers shown on all Lebanese Television stations have consolidated their control over what used to be Sunni Muslim West Beirut.

As of midnight Beirut time, Hezbolla has surrounded all pro-US Hariri offices and media reports reveal Hariri followers have fled West Beirut.

By 12:30am, the Red Cross has reported the death of 7 people.

Lebanese TV stations are showing Hezbolla militiamen removing photos of Rafiq Hariri.

Citizens of West Beirut and along demarcation lines with Ashrafieh sector of East Beirut are spending their nights in shelters.


People are attempting to reach Beirut Airport on foot in order to flee the country.

The only remaining safe and open crossing point between West and East Beirut is along the port - manara road.

Thursday, May 8, 2008

Another Black Moment in the History of the 10,452km2. People who love Lebanon do not burn it.

Hezbolla and the Lebanese Government are at War and the People are suffering.

Hezbolla succeeds in blockading the Beirut International Airport and rendering it useless.

Middle East Airlines cancels all flights from and to what is now known as the Beirut Hassan Nasroulla Airport.

The clashes are continuing in the streets of Muslim West Beirut, namely in Mazraa, Cola and Barbir.

Hezbolla and its Syrian allies declare that the general strike will continue.

Wednesday, May 7, 2008

News Break = As expected, the Doors of Hell in Beirut have opened-up and militiamen from Hezbolla, Amal, Jumblatists, Hariris are killing each other. Hezbolla has closed down the access road to the airport whereby thousands of passengers are now trapped. So far the fighting is concentrated in predominantly Muslim West Beirut.

Pro-Iranian and Syrian Press accuses Majority Leader Al-Wali Jumblat for the assassination of Journalist Samir Kassir and Communist Leader George Hawi.

Lebanon is facing a major strike called for by Michel Aoun and Hezbolla.

Tuesday, May 6, 2008

Lebanon braces herself for a mass demonstration calling for the resignation of the Saniora Government. Alla Yestour.

On its part Saniora has re-assigned the head of the airport security apparatus to a different position following Jumblat’s allegations against Iran and Hezbolla.

The Armenians who have sided with Minority Chieftain Michel Aoun have started to pull-out from his coalition in order to re-join their previous master Michel Murr.

Israeli Intel sources reveal that US closest ally in the Saudi Royal Family, Crown Prince Sultan is dying from cancer in his villa in Switzerland. According to the source, his brother Prince Nayef is readying to take-over.

Monday, May 5, 2008

The popularity of Michel Aoun is diminishing rapidly due to his blind support of Hezbolla.

The lackeys are back at it. Followers of the Hariri clan clash with followers of the Berri clan in the Mazraa district of West Beirut. Several people were injured before they were stopped by the Lebanese Army.

Chief Procrastinator Patriarch Nasroulla Sfeir leaves Lebanon for a 2 months trip starting with Qatar.

Sunday, May 4, 2008

It is Official: Hezbolla’s strength and Organization have surpassed the Government of Lebanon’s and can at any time take-over the country without a major encounter.

Al-Wali Jumblat demands the expulsion of the Iranian Ambassador and Iran Air from Lebanon.

Jumblat also demands the replacement of the Airport security apparatus.

Jumblat’s Druze counterpart Wi’am Wahhab calls instead for the expulsion of the US and Saudi Ambassadors from Beirut.

Saturday, May 3, 2008

Lebanese Forces sources indicate that the residence of their warlord Samir Jaajaa is under surveillance by 4 Iranian Secret Service agents.

Minority Chieftain Michel Aoun proposes discussing in the Parliament the Parliamentary Electoral Plan set forth by a Special Committee headed by Fouad Boutros.

Arab League Secretary General and Story Teller Aamr Moussa arrives to Lebanon. Who is paying for his non-sense trips?

Friday, May 2, 2008

Warlord Al-Wali Jumblat accuses Terror Group Hezbolla for planting an assassination attempt around the Beirut International Airport. Jumblat has provided the press with evidence showing Hezbolla monitoring airplanes and VIP’s via cameras.

In an attempt to further isolate Minority Chieftain Michel Aoun, feudal lord Amine Gemayel is doing a rapprochement between fellow feudal lord Nassib Lahoud and Michel Murr.

Thursday, May 1, 2008

A Washington study confirms that Hezbolla is the most capable Terror Group in the World.

It is Labor Day in Lebanon and the people are wondering where their Politicians and Clergymen are taking them.

People are hopeful that come May 13, 2008 and a President for the Lebanon will be appointed.

Wednesday, April 30, 2008

Robin Vincent begins his work as the head of the international tribunal that will prosecute the case of the assassination of several Lebanese people including ex-PM Rafiq Hariri and Bassel Fleihan.

Pro-Syrian Ad-Dyar Lebanese daily reveals that Canada and Australia are studying the possibility of giving the Balestinians in Lebanon citizenship in their respective countries.

Chief Procrastinator Patriarch Sfeir has turned liar as well by stating that he does not differentiate between one group of Christians from another.

The US accuses Syria of planning to build what is known as the “Dirty Bomb” in the reactor that was vaporized by the Israeli Air Force.

Tuesday, April 29, 2008

A possible and cautious breakthrough in Lebanese politics is luring in the horizon which could lead to appointing a president come May 13, 2008.

The Majority refuses to meet with Minority Spokesman Michel Aoun and goes directly to Nabih Berri.

Monday, April 28, 2008

Hezbolla kidnaps and interrogates a French Politician on his way to the Beirut International Airport.

The act is condemned by everyone except Syria and Iran. Meanwhile, France maintains its diplomatic presence in both Damascus and Tehran.

Eccentric Orthodox Bishop Khodr accuses Chief Procrastinator Maronite Patriarch Sfeir for NOT uniting the Maronite Leaders under his auspices.

Intel report reveals that Al-Qaeda is growing stronger inside Balestinian Camps in the Lebanon and is ready to launch its attacks on Foreign targets.

Bashar Assad has opened his People’s Palace in Damascus to receive Minority Chieftain Michel Aoun at any time he so desires!!!

Sunday, April 27, 2008

R A P I O wishes is Orthodox Readers a Happy Easter.

Majority Tycoon Saad Hariri reconfirms from Bkerkeh that he is against the naturalization of the Balestinians in the Lebanon.

As expected, Syria denies all allegations that it was building a nuclear power plant. So what was it then?

A new group of 4 singers dubbed the Four Knights or Alforsann al-Arb3a has started a song new popular song in the Lebanon called “All Politicians have left the Country”.

It is now overt: The Pentagon is actually planning a military attack on Iran and arms shipment from the United States to the Middle East is still on-going.

Saturday, April 26, 2008

DANGER ZONE: Suddenly, An-Nahar daily reports that the Shias in Lebanon are now calling for the naturalization of the illegal Iranians in Lebanon similar to the predominantly Sunni Balestinians. Ciao El-Libano…

Majority Leader Al-Wali Jumblat attempts to shift his allegiance again by siding with his long time war ally Shia Eternal Speaker Nabih Berri.

On his part, Berri announces that he “may call for a session to elect a president today”. Once a liar === always a liar.

Friday, April 25, 2008

Armenians all over the World commemorate the Turkish genocides of Armenians which till today are not recognized by both Turkey and…the United States.

Bashar Assad announces his readiness to restart the Israeli-Syrio peace talks openly and under the US auspices.

This announcement came within hours after the CIA briefed the US congress of North Korean plutonium delivered to Syria to enable the latter to complete its nuclear power plant in Deir Zor which was obliterated by the Israeli Air Force recently.

Thursday, April 24, 2008

Al-Qaeda in Lebanon is flexing its muscles to test the military capabilities of the Lebanese and UN Forces.

UN established line south of the Litani River has been infiltrated by armed militias for the first time and the UN has issued a warning to the poor Lebanese Army to be more vigilant. TOO LATE. . .

Syrian lackey Druze feudal Lord Talal Arslan launches a verbal attack on the Lebanese Army.

Heavy tension prevails in Zahle between the Gemayel and the Skaff Tribes.

Wednesday, April 23, 2008

No. 2 Terror Man Anwar Zawahiri of Al-Qaeda announces that Lebanon will be fertile base to launch the next wave of Al-Qaeda attacks and that she will play a pivotal role in it.

Zawahiri urged his men to kick out the United Nations forces in Southern Lebanon as a prelude to attack Israel and the Crusaders.

Israeli PM Ehud Olmert offers Syria the Golan Heights back against full Peace.

Tuesday, April 22, 2008

The Assassin of the Zahle shooting last Sunday is still at large.

A new Front has been created by Chameleon and double US-Syrian Agent Michel Murr. The new Front is dubbed the “President’s Party”.

The US Undersecretary for the Middle East Welsh predicts a “Hot Summer” for the Lebanon.

Pro-Aoun O’TV station is reporting that Militia members belonging to Muslim Majority Tycoon Saad Hariri is deploying throughout the Christian Areas disguised as private security officers.

Monday, April 21, 2008

What is it with the Lebanese that they do not want to learn that dying for their Leaders is NOT the Way!

Two members of the Kataeb Party and Nine others were killed in Zahle by a known assailant belonging to the Skaff Feudal Lords. This incident reminded the Lebanese of the April 13, 1975 shooting at the Kataeb Party and Balestinian Bus in Ain Roumaneh that sparked the Lebanese War.

In retaliation, unknown gunmen shot nearly 30 rounds at the house of Minority Chieftain Michel Aoun’s son-in-law in Batroun.

As usual, the Lebanese Army has been dispatched to clean the shit of the Politicians and their lackeys.

These criminal acts killed any possible initiative to bring the Lebanese Christian Idiots to be united.

Greek Orthodox Bishop Audi accused the Politicians of outcry lyres who promise things to the people but never deliver.

Sunday, April 20, 2008

A street fight took place in West Beirut between Shia Amal lackeys against lackeys from the Sunni Hariri Movement.

A new round of bullshit table-talks has been set to kick-off among the belligerents in Lebanon.

Michel Aoun states that “We will no longer accept a President who has no prerogatives”.

Saturday, April 19, 2008

A dream that came true: “I admit; I started the (1975) war and I want to eliminate the Maronite rule over Lebanon”. – The Late Master Kamal Jumblat.

Media sources predict that Syria will NOT be a participants in the International-Arab Conference on the Lebanon scheduled to take place in Kuwait.

Feudal Lord Michel Murr is dying to maintain a presence for his Boy Elias in any ministerial cabinet that may pop-up in the country. Murr is insisting on keeping the Ministry of the Interior in order to keep his cover-up of most the corruption activities that took place in the country since 1990.

The price of the crude oil is expected to reach US $120/barrel next week.

Friday, April 18, 2008

Intel Sources confirm that Al-Qaeda Terrorists are infiltrating to Lebanon from Iraq via Syria to receive special training and faked papers for eminent attacks on European countries.

Al Sultan Trading Co. of Kuwait bought the Lebanese supermarket chains of Geant and Monoprix for 97 Million US Dollars.

An Arab-International Conference on Lebanon is being set in Kuwait.

A meeting between one-day-foes one-day-buddies and feudal Lords Amine Gemayel and Michel Murr is also being prepared for in order to announce their new alliance against Michel Aoun in the Metn District which would enable Murr to instill his boy Elias as Minister in any up-coming new Government. In return, Gemayel would also be appointed either Minister or Deputy in the Metn District. What a Country Ya Man…

Meanwhile Aoun has lost his momentum and it is time for him to give-up and leave Lebanon anew for the ruthless, crooked and the traditional corrupt feudal families who ruled Lebanon for centuries.

Thursday, April 17, 2008

News Flash = Acting like the PLO as a state-within-the-state in the Lebanon, nearly 100 henchmen belonging to Hezbolla have surrounded a Lebanese Police Patrol in the Aley district town of Komatieh. Hezbolla men have proudly succeeded to release their comrades who had just been arrested by the Police Patrol for refusing to stop at a check point. A Dieu Lebanon!!!

After Mrs. Amine Gemayel blasted Michel Murr when her son Pierre was assassinated, the Gemayel feudal family is ready to re-welcome Chameleon and fellow feudal lord Michel Murr back into their circle.

Meanwhile, Minority Chieftain Michel Aoun is definitely losing momentum, popularity and grounds among the population who has long supported him for his ideology which called for a truly free and “clean” Lebanon.

The Catholic Pope and the US President discuss the Lebanese situation at the White House.

Wednesday, April 16, 2008

Lebanon’s future at a standstill till the US Presidential elections.

Chameleon and Syrian – US double agent Michel Murr expresses his sorrow for having defeated his once foe-once buddy Amine Gemayel in last year’s Parliamentary elections in the Metn.

On his part Looser and Feudal Lord Amine Gemayel receives Balestinian Representative in Lebanon (Ambassador) Abbass Zaki.

Paris and London concede that they have failed to isolate Syria. One wonder what have they done to isolate Syria!!!

Warlords Samir Jaajaa and Michel Aoun bring out old wounds and exchange curses anew. . . And yes Dear Readers: They both still have a large number of sheep to defend them. . . What a shame. . .

Tuesday, April 15, 2008

Syrian Dictator Bashar Assad dispatches a second Army regiment to the Lebanese Syrian boarders under the direct command of his brother Maher.

Israel on its part has dispatched two advanced commando units inside the Lebanese territories to scout and gather intelligence.

Arab League Secretary General and Storyteller Aamr Moussa states that Lebanon has little time left before hell breaks loose!

BBC reveals that illegal weapons are being smuggled from Iraq into Lebanon.

Monday, April 14, 2008

Bilal Aalayli, an Engineer on the payroll of Hariri Clan has won the Presidency of the Lebanese Syndicate of Engineers and Architects. Congratulations.

Intel sources reveal that the Brother of Zarkawi, the No. 2 Chieftain in Al-Qaeda Terror Group is spotted in the Lebanon.

Christian, Muslim and Druze Clergymen gathered in downtown Beirut to pray and to reject a renewd civil strife.

Sunday, April 13, 2008

33 Years ago like today, Lebanon is brought down on her knees. Remember it but do not allow the Politicians and Clergymen to repeat it. Do not fall the Victim of the on-going international conspiracy against the 10,452km2.

Saturday, April 12, 2008

On the eve of the remembrance of the April 13th 1975 war, Christians in Lebanon sign a written apology for the killing of Balestinians in Lebanon between 1975 and 1982!!!! Accepted; but will this apology be reversed???

Debka reports that Two Balestinians were arrested in Israel for attempting to poison a restaurant in Tel Aviv. Israel is accusing the Terrorists for being under orders from Hezbolla!

Friday, April 11, 2008

Many Lebanese are learning to live away from the menace of their respective feudal, religious and war Lords. Let us hope they make it a permanent habit!!!

Lebanon is listed as No. One in internet freedom throughout the Middle East and the Arab World.

Saudi Arabian and Egyptian Dictators are deciding the next step to be undertaken in Lebanon and vis-a-vis their Syrian Colleague Bashar.

Israel proposes to return the Shebaa Farms in South Lebanon back to the Lebanese in exchange with the Two Israeli soldiers kidnapped by Hezbolla in the summer of 2006. Will Iran accept?

Thursday, April 10, 2008

Israel completes its military maneuvers along the Lebanese borders with the participation of American soldiers.

Lebanon starts her remembrance of the 33 years of civil war, unrest and political upheaval which saw a lull for few years between 1990 and 2005.

Switzerland is now accused of financing terrorism via its purchase of Natural Gas from Iran.

Wednesday, April 9, 2008

Eye witnesses in the Beqaa confirm seeing Syrian military jets along the Lebanese Syrian borders for the first time since 1990.

Michel Murr and in defiance of his former ally Michel Aoun, launches a new campaign to instill Michel Sleiman as President in order to secure a ministerial seat for his son Elias!!!

1.7 Million Israelis took part of the Military maneuvers in anticipation of a military action by or against Hezbolla.

Tuesday, April 8, 2008

The Specter of a Regional-US War is hovering in the Middle East since the US and France are pissed at the Iranian and Syrian interferences in Iraq , Lebanon and the Balestinian Territories.

Eternal Speaker Nabih Berri in Syria for the 1st time in Two years to receive new instructions from his Masters.

Monday, April 7, 2008

Israel begins a major military maneuvers along its borders with the Lebanon.

PM Fouad Saniora pledges his (Lebanon) total support to Syria in the event Israel attacks Syria! What will Saniora do if Israel attacks Syria? Will he send Lebanese men to die for the liberation of Syria?

Sunday, April 6, 2008

Reports reveal that Majority Leader Al-Wali Jumblat has put his grip over the Lebanon TV Station via his Minister of Information Ghazi Aaridi’s appointments of Employees belonging to the Jumblat Clan.

Saturday, April 5, 2008

Shipping sources confirm that the Pentagon has reserved for itself till the end of April 2008 ALL ships from the United States destined to the Middle East and GCC countries in order to transfer “merchandise” belonging ONLY to the Pentagon.

The Lebanese Army is ordered to go on full alert in Southern Lebanon in order to face possible new killing fields similar to the Islamist and Balestinian Terror Camp it faced in the Northern City of Tripoli last fall.

The whereabouts of Mohamad Siddik, the chief witness in the assassination of Ex-PM Rafiq Hariri, remain unknown after intel sources revealed earlier this week that he had left his host and protective country of France.

RAPIO’s unconfirmed sources report that France may have exchanged with Syria and Iran the killing of Master Terrorist Moghnieh against the disappearance of Siddik!

Friday, April 4, 2008

Reliable Official Lebanese sources who shall remain unidentified have informed RAPIO that nearly half of the 170 Lebanese Army soldiers who died in the Battle Fields of Naher El-Bared, were killed by Friendly Fire.

Feudal Lord Soussou (Sleiman) Franjieh favors the resignation of Bkerkeh’s Chief Priest Nasroulla Sfeir.

The Four Army Generals jailed for the assassination of Rafiq Hariri have decided to file a law suit in an international tribunal against their former prosecutor Detlive Meliss. Meliss, in a recent interview admitted that he was the one who ordered their imprisonment 3 years ago as they still await trial and judgment.

Thursday, April 3, 2008

Lebanese Army General Michel Sleiman declares his Resignation from the Army effective August 21st 2008.

Israel is distributing gas masks to its citizens in anticipation of a war with Syria, Iran and Hezbolla.

Former Lebanese President Emile Lahoud, Ex-PM Omar Karameh and Ex Minister of Interior Sleiman Franjieh are set to be summoned to the international Tribunal as witnisses in the assassination of Former PM Rafiq Hariri and 20 other Lebanese Citizens.

All Public and Catholic schools in Lebanon are closed today.

Wednesday, April 2, 2008

The education system comes to a halt tomorrow due to the general strike by the Teachers’ Association as called for by the Kataeb Party.

Hariri owned Al-Mustaqbal daily accuses Minority Chieftain Michel Aoun of supporting Syrian Dictator Bashar Assad’s speech at the Arab Summit held recently in Damascus.

Israel is still awaiting the surprised military strike against it by Hezbolla to revenge the killing of Master Terrorist Essam Moghnieh in Damascus.

Tuesday, April 1, 2008

Minister of Tourism Joe Sarkis orders the closing down of nearly 20 Snacks, Cafes and Bars in the Residential neighborhood of Gemayzeh under the pretext that they are bothering the Residences.

Saudi Arabia blames Michel Aoun and Hizbolla, and not Syria or Nabih Berri, for blocking the Presidential elections in the Lebanon.

Al-Wali Jumblat accuses Syria for being the No. 1 Address for Terrorism which should be fought and brought down. Dream-On Man ! ! !

Monday, March 31, 2008

The Vatican Reports that Islam has taken over Catholicism as the largest Religion in the World whereby 17.4 percent of the world population is Catholic while Muslims have jumped to 19.2 percent. Is it time for the church to allow polygamy in order to catch-up?

For the first time since the Cedars’ Revolution, Majority Leader Al-Wali Jumblat announces his firm doubts about the French and European politics vis-a-vis Syria so long these countries do not effectively put any sanctions on Damascus to let go of Lebanon.

The on-going earthquakes in the South of Lebanon have led to the discovery of new antiquities.

Sunday, March 30, 2008

Lebanese Expats contribute 22.8% TO THE Lebanese GDP.

Saudi Arabian Foreign Affairs Minister openly accuses Syria and its surrogates in Lebanon for screwing-up initiatives to stabilize the country.

NO Lebanese has been sent to court for the embezzlement of funds in the Shabrouh Dam of Kesrouan which was built without networking the water to the Residences. STRANGE how this matter has been shoved under the carpet...

Set your watch: Lebanon is back to the Summer Timing.

Saturday, March 29, 2008

Lebanon has for the very first time officially accused Syria of meddling in her internal affairs.

On its part, Syrian Foreign Affairs Minister and CIA acquaintance Al-Moallem has announced his refusal to listen to PM Saniora who has demanded the official recognition of Lebanon by Syria and to stop its armament of its Lebanese lackeys as well as the delineation of the Syrio-Lebanese Boarders.

Friday, March 28, 2008

News Flash = PM Fouad Saniora addresses the Arab Dictators via live Television from Beirut. Saniora openly accuses Syria for interfering in Lebanon's internal affairs. During his speech thugs belonging to God knows which mafioso poured the night sky of Beirut with machine gun fire... Just at the end of the speech, several news media, televisions and wire services went off the air for reasons that shall remain unknown.

The Lebanese Police pulls back its blockade on showing Oscar Winning Anti-Iranian film Persepolis in Lebanon.

Also as of today, Lebanon is still the only country in the world (besides Saudi Arabia where there are no movie theaters) not to allow Dan Brown’s Da Vinci Code.

The Arab Summit starts its story telling today and Syria’s Bashar Assad is expected to address his fellow Arab Dictators a very sharp speech tomorrow.

Last night the Citizens of Dubai were hardly able to breathe due to the heavy smoke that is still pounding the Emirate following the massive explosion that took place earlier this week in a fire works warehouse.


Thursday, March 27, 2008

A reconciliation meeting among the Maronites and their Church is being prepared for.

Samir Jaajaa and LBC-TV to reconcile their differences whereby Jaajaa would assume control over the news reporting.

The Arabs are as divided as ever over the Arab Summit in Syria whereby several Arab Kings and Dictators have decided to boycott the event to protest Syria’s on-going interferences in the Lebanon.

The irritating smell of TNT hovers all over Dubai in the UAE following yesterday’s massive explosion of a warehouse for fireworks.

Wednesday, March 26, 2008

A huge explosion near a Cement Factory in what may appear to be a warehouse for fireworks in Al-Quoz industrial area rocks Dubai in the United Arab Emirates at 7:05am. Eyewitnesses report that the Mushroom cloud that followed is hundreds of meters high.

Lebanon will not send any Representative to the Arab Summit to be held in Damascus at the end of this Month.

The story of a bomb on board a French Airliner in Beirut turned out to be a hoax.

It is a general consensus that Lebanon is officially the “Battle Ground of the US – Iranian Conflict”.

Tuesday, March 25, 2008

Just In = Lebanese Police ground a French Airliner at the Beirut International Airport for a possible bomb on board the jet.


The alliance between Michel Murr and Michel Aoun is seing its last days due to the fact that Murr wants his Boy Elias Murr to remain a Minister while Aoun wants guarrantees that Elias will not break ranks with the Opposition to join the Majority again!!! What a country...

Syria masses 3 Army Battalions along its borders with the Lebanon.

Eternal Speaker Nabih Berri calls for renewal of a new round of Talks among his fellow Lebanese Thugs (i.e. Lebanese Politicians).

Lebanese Journalist Magi Farah leaves LBC TV (Jaajaa) and Future TV (Hariri) to join O’TV (Aoun).

A lackey of Amal Movement was stabbed by unknown assailants in the Ashrafieh sector of Ras Nabeh overnight.


Monday, March 24, 2008

R A P I O wishes its Readers all over the Globe a HAPPY EASTER.

Precarious calm prevails in the Balestinian Terror Camp of Ain Helweh in Southern Lebanon.

Independent Observers wonder the reasons behind the constant machine gun shooting in the air each time a Political Thug (i.e. Lebanese Politician) appears on television.

Wednesday, March 19, 2008

Employees of the Middle East Airlines warn of a possible general strike at the Beirut International Airport if the Government decides to go with the Open Skies policy.

Minority Chieftain Michel Aoun attempts to iron-out his differences with Syrian Lackey Michel Murr.

Beirut Stock Exchange breaks downward streak on rumors of Bank Audi merger with an Egyptian Bank.

Real Estate prices are sky rocketing in the Beqaa Valley where land has historically been relatively inexpensive.

Tuesday, March 18, 2008

The political map of the majority and Minority is being re-shaped. Ahmad Fatfat, Mohamed Kabbara, Carlos Edde, Boutros Harb and Mohamed Safadi have distanced themselves from the Majority while Michel Murr is a forgotten soul within the Minority.

US reports reveal that Israeli schools were asked to finish their year by end of April 2008 instead of June 2008.

Monday, March 17, 2008

Millions of square meters of land are sold to Balestinians and Jordanians in the Byblos Area to build their future armed ghettos.

Majority Leader Al-Wali Jumblat asks the Arabs to request Syria’s recognition of Lebanon’s Independence and Sovereignty.


Clashes took place in the Druze town of Sharon in Aley between Lackeys of Al-Wali Jumblat, Talal Arslan and Wiam Wahhab.

Sunday, March 16, 2008

Qatar opens its first Church for the Christians to practice their faith; thus leaving Saudi Arabia as the ONLY country in the world where churches are not permitted.

Qatar has also proposed a new initiative to resolve the Lebanese crisis. It basically sates that General Sleiman would be appointed President and Fouad Saniora would be appointed Prime Minister instead of Saad Hariri.

A van driver stabs 5 students in the Northern town of Halba and surrenders to the police.

Saturday, March 15, 2008

Milad S. Barakat, a Lebanese from Wadi Chahrour held Prisoner for 16 years in Syrian jails was released by the Syrian Baath regime after repeatedly saying that it no longer holds any Lebanese in its primitive jails.

Michel Aoun, Al-Wali Jumblat and Samir Jaajaa have rejected the attendance of Lebanon to the Arab Summit in Damascus without a Maronite President presiding over the delegation. ONLY Ammounah (Amine) Gemayel is insisting that Lebanon be represented at the Summit … by HIM…

Friday, March 14, 2008

Question: On the 3rd Anniversary of the Cedars Revolution; How many Syrians does it take to screw-up Lebanon?

Answer: One = As long as there are Lebanese who prefer to co-exist with a Syrian rather than their fellow Lebanese… R A P I O


The most popular next Prime-Minister Leila Solh met with Pope Benedictus XVI in the Vatican.

US Secretary of State Conda Rice meets Lebanese Eternal Militia Warlord (or is it Lord of the War?) Samir Jaajaa in Washington, DC.

Long time Syrian Agent Michel Murr breaks away from the Parliamentary Coalition of Minority Chieftain Michel Aoun as Aoun.

8 US Universities have now joined Trinity College in Washington, DC in introducing a scholastic program to award college degrees in “Intelligence Work”. Trinity was the pioneer to start such a program nearly 3 years ago. Students learn the craft and analysis work of the Intel world. They are sent to foreign countries to practice their skills unofficially and then they would decide whether they wish to graduate with a degree in Intelligence and / or join one of the dozens of the Intel agencies in the USA.

The body of Kaldean Bishop Herro of Moussel, Iraq was found recently.


Thursday, March 13, 2008

The fact Syria did not invite Lebanon to the Arab Summit is a CLEAR sign that is does NOT recognize Lebanon as an independent and sovereign state as Syria still believes that Lebanon is a Syrian Province. Wlak Fashar.

The Lebanese Embassy hosts a special power dinner for Eternal Militia Leader Samir Jaajaa.

Independent Observers wonder under what purpose did the Embassy undertake such an event?

Is Jaajaa considered a Minister, a Former Minister, a Deputy, a Former Deputy, an Official for the Embassy to host such an event?

Who is paying for such an Event?

Why Jaajaa gets to be hosted in the Embassy and a regular normal Lebanese like YOU is NOT?

The above questions have nothing to do with whether you like Jaajaa or not. These are protocol, diplomatic and legal questions which we believe shall remain unanswered.

Wednesday, March 12, 2008

One must give credit when credit is due: Syria has succeeded in overcoming Saudi, American and French pressures to allow Lebanon to have a President before the Arab Summit.

The story of the Shabrouh Dam has been forgotten. The Government built a dam but excluded the water distribution network to the houses; thus leaving hundreds of thousands of people without adequate water supply in Kesrouan.

A precarious calm prevails on all fronts in the Lebanon awaiting the outcome of the Arab Summit in Syria.

The Shia of Nabih Berri are blaming their own Spokesman and Representative Michel Aoun for delaying the Presidential Elections in Lebanon.

Tuesday, March 11, 2008

The shame and ridicule of the Politicians continue in Lebanon by postponing the elections of a President for the 16th time!!! Where else but in Lebanon...

The Majority prepares to celebrate the 3rd Anniversary of the Cedars Revolution on March 14th.

The US and Thai Police arrest a chief suspect in the murder of Rafic Hariri in a Thai Hotel.

Monday, March 10, 2008

Syrian Lackey Talal Arslan announces that Gen. Michel Sleiman no longer represents a Presidential Candidate. While speaking, his sheeps went to the street and fired Rocket Propelled Grenades in celebration… Believe it or Not…

The Majority wins most of the seats at the elections of the prestigious Lebanese Syndicate of Engineers and Architects.

After all the barking, Saudi Arabia receives an official invitation to attend the Arab Summit in Damascus.

Only Lebanon did not receive an invitation yet.

Sunday, March 9, 2008

A Heat wave hits Lebanon.

The People of Kesrouan have woken-up to the fact that their new Shabrouh Dam is futile because the Lebanese Government did not build a water network to enable the water to reach the houses from the Dam!!!! Damn it…

Number One Priority of the Lebanese Leaders is to stay in Power at all cost.

Number Two Priority for them is to embezzle Public Funds as much as possible.

Number Three is to make sure no educated Citizen remains in the Lebanon.

Saturday, March 8, 2008

Unconfirmed Report reveals that Washington has sent a clear message that it is ready to bomb Syria if the Latter insists on keeping Lebanon as hostage. We shall have to see if these words become deed…

Deputy Boutros Harb stabs Lebanese Army Commander Gen. Michel Sleiman in the back by announcing that he is a “compromise Candidate for the Presidency”.

Sunni Muslim PM Fouad Saniora announces that he does not find it embarrassing for him to attend the Arab Summit in Damascus at the end of the month instead of a Christian Maronite President.

The split among the Maronites in the Lebanon shows that Democracy and Diversity do NOT work in the Middle East especially vis-à-vis the West.

Israel is preparing a pretext to attack Hezbolla in Lebanon.

Friday, March 7, 2008

Just In = Samir Jaajaa arrives to the US where he is scheduled to meet US State Department, Congress, Pentagon, White House and UN Officials.

Earlier, Israeli AirForce Jets flew at low altitude over the Capital City of Beirut; thus breaking UN Resolution 1701.

Israeli PM Yehoud Olmert states that "Peace negotiations with Syria should be really considered". Need to say more? Now you know why the Syrian dictatorship will never be allowed to fall by the West nor by the Arabs nor by Iran and certainly not by Israel.

The Family of ex-Lebanese Forces Officer Samir Zainoun continues its lawsuit against Eternal Lebanese Forces “Leader” Samir Jaajaa. Zainoun's Family accuses Jaajaa of ordering the execution of their son during the war years of Lebanon and wonders how the Chief Maronite procrastinator Nasroulla Sfeir sent a priest to confess with Zainoun just seconds before his known execution instead of negotiating with Jaajaa to release Zainoun from the firing squad!!!

Jaajaa is known to have sent a delegate to the Zainoun Family and offered to pay US $1 Million to drop all charges against him.

An independent study in Lebanon reveals that any system for new parliamentary elections would lead to 36 Christian Deputies out of 64 who would be really elected by Christians while the difference of 28 would be voted in by Muslims in various areas of Lebanon.

The same study also shows that today’s so-called opposition would receive 68 seats of a total of 128 and the so-called Majority would get 60!

Thursday, March 6, 2008

The Saudi Minister of Foreign Affairs meets unexpectedly his Iranian counterpart in Cairo airport to discuss the impasse over the Lebanese and Syrian issues.

Forbes Magazine names Hind Rafic Hariri as one of the youngest Billionaires in the World.


Unconfirmed reports of street armed clashes between Lackeys of Saad Hariri and other Beirutis in the Aisha Bakkar sector of West Beirut.

Wednesday, March 5, 2008

For the Nth time, US President Bush condemns Syria’s interferences in the Lebanon verbally but on the ground nothing is done to really stop it. No country has so far withdrawn its Ambassador from Damascus.

Funny how Iranian Dictator Ahmadi Najad visited officially Iraq under the direct protection of the US Marines!!!! As such, today Iraq, Syria, Lebanon and the Balestinian Territories have shifted from Arab dominance into an Iranian one with US-European blessing.

Tuesday, March 4, 2008

A new Cairo Agreement is being prepared to convene Lebanese Politicians in order to sell their conscience, land and people once again. The first Cairo Agreement was signed in 1968 which led to major disasters between Lebanese and Balestinians.

Lebanon has elected 21 years old Ahmad Sabbagh as her new Mr. Lebanon.

Monday, March 3, 2008

Israeli intel sources reveal that Syrian Special Units are preparing an assassination attempt on Lebanese Majority Leader Al-Wali Jumblat.

Amidst the high tension in the Lebanon, the cost of building construction is skyrocketing namely due to strong demand from Lebanese expats and the cost of building material.

Joke du Jour: The Head of the Lebanese Communist Party Khaled Hdadeh demanded that the US be declared an “Enemy State” of Lebanon similar to Israel. What an intelligent man this Dude is!

Sunday, March 2, 2008

Everyone now awaits the first spark of the US - Iran War which could be ignited from Lebanon!

Saudi Arabia has asked its Citizens to leave Lebanon immediately.

Saturday, March 1, 2008

Syria’s Chief Lakey in Lebanon, Nasser Qandil invites Al-Qaeda in Lebanon to attack USS Cole similarly to what happened to it when it was docked in Yemen.

Italian Intel foresees a new Terrorist attack against Italian UNIFIL soldiers in the Lebanon.

Lebanon has officially and stupidly punished herself by refusing to attend to French Writers and Book Fair in Paris because Israeli Writers were attending the exhibition. Once Stupid: Always Stupid.

After all the barking from the Lebanese and Saudi Governments, unconfirmed reports reveal that both the King of Saudia and the Lebanese PM (NOT President) will attend the Arab League summit in Syria.

Thursday, February 28, 2008

The United States has dispatched the USS Cole to Lebanon under the pretext that it is to help peace and support for Lebanon against Syria!

Lat time the US Marines were sent to Lebanon as part of the multi-national force, they withdrew after the VERY FIRST ATTACK and left most, if not all, the FREE Lebanese exposed to Syria, Hezbolla and Al-Qaeda. So, please Mr. Bush do not fool the Lebanese anymore…
US Democratic Party Presidential Candidates Obama and Clinton's Senior Foreign Affairs Advisors, Polish born Zbigniew Breshinski and Iranian born Hassan Nemazee respectively, visit Syrian Dictator Bashar Assad to discuss future US-Israeli-Syrian relations.

Syria welcomes a Lebanese delegation to the Arab summit in Damascus headed by the Prime Minister Fouad Saniora and NOT necessary by a President of Lebanon!!!!

Syria accuses Saudi Arabia of lobbying against the attendance of the Summit in Syria. and guess Folks who is paying the price for this Syrian-Saudi Feud….

France re-opens its diplomatic channels with Hezbolla.

Lebanese Americans protest against the official meeting which has been scheduled to take place in the White House between the Leader of the so-called Free World George Bush and the Eternal Leader of the Lebanese Forces Samir Jaajaa.

London Police reveals that it toppled an assassination attempt against the Saudi King Abdulla during his visit to England in October 2007.

Wednesday, February 27, 2008

Arab Babysitter Aamr Moussa ends his diplomatic mission in Lebanon with a failure to achieve a positive result of the appointment of a President.

The Arab League Summit will meet in Damascus as scheduled BUT and for the very first time without its founding member: Lebanon.

Independent Observers now ask does this mean that Lebanon will also be out of the Arab League since she does not have a President to reside over her delegation.

R A P I O sends this open message to the Shia Community of Lebanon:
Not too long ago, the Shia of Lebanon lived as second class citizens due to the capture of power by the Maronites and the Sunni Muslims. Furthermore, the Shias have lived under the boot of the PLO and the Israelis for too long. Today, however it is the Shias who are holding the entire country hostage as a mean to take over the power via a war of psychological attrition.

Is this what YOU really want to achieve? Do you wish on the Others what the Others have done to YOU? The Lebanese, especially the Shia community, have the will to plan a positive future for their children and grand children but this cannot be achieved by a show of force under the pretext that the weapons are solely for use against Israel!!!

People who are NOT Shia cannot be fooled by this excuse or reason for keeping tons of light and heavy weapons in the hands of a single community while at the same time, the Shias claim that they wish to co-exist with the other communities in Lebanon.

O Shia: Don’t live with an Eye for an Eye especially that the People of Lebanon (NOT the Leaders) are not against you; or at least do NOT push the People to become YOUR enemy.

Sunday, February 24, 2008

Just In - Joke Du Jour but... True Story: Get this Folks. Today, Lebanese Prosecutor Samih EL-Hajj has issued a Warrant of Arrest for Libyan Dictator Moammar Qaddafi accusing the Libyan Chief of kidnapping Shia Holyman Moussa Sadr over 20 years ago!!! Now is this how nations are built? And YOU wonder why people have and are still making fun of the Lebanese Politicians, Clergymen and Judicial system?


R A P I O sends this open message to the Sunni Muslims of the Lebanon:
O fellow Sunnis of Lebanon. Yes many of you may not like this open call to safeguard the Lebanon from Syrian or Israeli hegemony. Yes many of you will think that the Writer is a Aounist! Yes many of you will think that no one has the right to tell you what to do except Saad Hariri, Omar Karami, Mostafa Saad or the Balestinians… Well YOU are not very correct.

The Writer is a simple Lebanese fellow who is SICK and TIRED fom traveling the world just to stay safe away from his homeland because ever since 1958, the Sunni Muslims in Lebanon under whatever Leadership or Family Feudal Lords have repeatedly embraced a Foreign or an Arab entity to gain more power against their fellow Lebanese. All along, except since the brutal assassination of Rafic Hariri that the Sunni Community has realized that the 10,452km2 belong ONLY to the Lebanese and as such, they should be shared among ALL Lebanese. The days of Yasser Arafat and Gamal Abdel Nasser and YES even Hafez Assad are of the past and not the future; The Future that YOU believe in.

Time to engage in an honest and truthful dialogue among ALL Lebanese, including the smallest minorities so that you ALL live in peace and harmony. The time is now. Wake-up and smell the earth of Lebanon.
Street fighting between Traitors from the Syrian National Socialist Party and Warmongers from the Lebanese Forces took place overnight in the Northern town of Deddeh, Koura. Don’t try to find out the truth or how it started.

Saudi Investors withdrew nearly US $4.8 Billion in investment money from Lebanon during the past two years.

R A P I O sends this open message to the Druze of Lebanon:
Between the Jumbulatt and the Arslan Feudal Lords, the honorable Druze Community in Lebanon is falling apart. The Druze are the smallest but strongest community indeed but should the United States decide once again to sell Lebanon to the highest bidder as it once did back in 1975, the Druze will pay a dear price of possible extinction at the hands of the brutal Syrian or Israeli Armies. No one knows where the Druze really stand. Syria and Israel no longer trust the Leadership of the Druze due to its wishy-washy changes. The Arslans are historically anti-Syria; today they stand with Syria. The Jumbulatts have all along defended Syria’s Arabism while today; they consider Syria as their No. 1 enemy.

The days of Al-Hikmat [The Wisdom] as known among the Druze can no longer be used to fool the rest of the world. As such, O Druze: Wake-up and be ONLY Lebanese as this is YOUR ONLY true identity. Minorities in the Middle East such as YOU are a small price to pay for the West or Iran to gain a bigger Prize!
The Three Stooges Amine Gemayel, Saad Hariri and Michel Aoun have met once again with their Babysitter Aamr Moussa to iron-out their idiotic differences on who should or should not be President and Prime Minister.

Somehow, the Authorities in Charge of the Zahle Prison allowed 11 Prisoners to escape. Only 7 were caught back and the rest: guess who they belong to? were somehow not caught!!!! Very mysterious circumstances and R A P I O invites the Chief Justice to handle this case in person.

Soussou (Sleiman) Franjieh, Syria's No. 1 Lackey withdrew his support for the appointment of Army General Michel Sleiman to the Presidency.

Saturday, February 23, 2008

Lord of Wars Samir Jaajaa challenges his fellow Warmonger Hezbolla’s Chieftain Hassan Nasroulla to a Live TV Debate to face the Nation.

R A P I O sends this open message to the Christians of Lebanon:
Today, the ONLY common denominator between the majority of the Christians in Lebanon and the pro Syrio-Iranian-Balestinian-Fundamentalist-Islamist-Baathist Minority is Michel Aoun in person. As such, a question is raised to all Christians in Lebanon: What will happen to YOU as soon as Michel Aoun dies? Will Samir Jaajaa absorb the warriors among You? Will the USA, France and the Vatican get YOU out of Lebanon in one piece? Will Hezbolla or the Hariri Muslims allow YOU to Live as true Christians? Will YOUR destiny end-up like the Christians of Egypt who live there as second class Citizens? TIME TO REFLECT AND MAKE A QUICK DECISION BECAUSE AOUN IS NOT GOING TO LIVE FOREVER…


The daily Al-Balad publishes the Lebanese Regions that are now heavily armed and no longer under the control of the Lebanese Authorities and they are:
North = Tripoli’s Bab Tebbaneh, Zghorta, Besharreh, Dhennyeh, Hermel.
South = All of it except Jezzine, Marjayoun and few Christian Villages.
Mount Lebanon and the Beqaa = Baakline, Barouk, Jabal Mohsen, Most of West Beqaa.
Beirut = The Southern Suburbs, Tareek Jdideh, Ras Nabeh (former greenline or demarcation line) and sections of downtown Beirut occupied by paramilitary tents.


Friday, February 22, 2008

It's Official Folks: Lebanon has become THE battle ground for the US-Iranian influance over the Middle East as well as for the Syrian-Saudi influence over the Muslim Community.

Hezbolla is openly complaining about the quantity and quality of weapons landing in Lebanon on daily basis which are being sold or distributed to various factions in order to fight the Party of God in an up-coming battle!!!

UNICERAMICS, one time Lebanon's largest industry has shot down due to lack of government support on its energy bill.

Lebanese Forces Warlord Samir Jaajaa has re-taken over the ownership and management of Radio Free Lebanon which was founded by the late President Bashir. His apparent next target is the Lebanese Broadcasting Company TV Station.

Thursday, February 21, 2008

News Flash= The Embassy of Kuwait in Beirut has been vacated after receiving a threat from an unknown caller for an imminent shelling by mortar.

As such, Syria and its local Lackeys have started issuing surreptitious threats to empty Lebanon from Arab and Foreign Diplomatic missions in a similar move that took place during the dark years of the 1975 – 1990 War.

This move will be followed by evacuating the Lebanon from all Arab and Foreign Nationals.


Independent Observers noticed that both Deputy Strida Jaajaa, wife of Lebanese Forces Eternal Leader Samir Jaajaa as well as his Second in Command, Deputy George Adwan have completely disappeared from public eyes for a very long time while others believe that the two may have been dispatched by Samir Jaajaa to Washington DC to prepare for his up-coming trip to the United States.

R A P I O asks the media and the Lebanese Parliament to inform the public on the whereabouts of these two Public Figures.

Wednesday, February 20, 2008

A new blanket of snow is covering most of Lebanon closing several schools and businesses.

The price of an AK-47 Kalashnikov has reached a record high of US$1,000 per rifle while a snipping gun is now sold in Lebanon for $2,700. Who is selling and who is buying? And why?

A Syrian Special Forces Unit entered North Lebanon and shot dead a young Lebanese Citizen before it withdrew back into Syria. The reasons behind this crime remain unknown.

A Muslim meeting grouping Muslim Political and Religious Feudal Leaders is expected to take place tomorrow to discuss the street clashes that have been occurring in Lebanon.

Tuesday, February 19, 2008

The Court has ruled that Fath el-Islam is guilty of the bus explosion in the Christian village of Ain Alak a year ago.

A precarious calm prevails in Beirut since the security committee met under the auspices of the Lebanese Army.

France closes its Cultural Centers in both Tripoli and Saida fearing terrorist attacks on French properties in Lebanon.

Saudi Arabia warns its Citizens from traveling to Lebanon.

This comes amidst reports that King Abdulla of Saudia will not attend the Presidential Summit in Damascus next month so long as Syria does not allow the election of a President in the Lebanon.

Dubai is now cracking down on dress code and has ordered the removal of certain cloth items and T-shirts from Stores and Malls.

Monday, February 18, 2008

At least one Balestinian is Dead and over 20 people are injured in the heavy clashes that occurred last night.

Following the on-going Street fights in Muslim West Beirut, a security committee comprising representatives from the Army, Police, Syria’s lackeys Amal and Hezbolla s well as the so-called “Future” Movement was established and met to put an end to the sectarian / ethnic cleansing that is taking place there.

Pope Benedictus 16 (remember him?) is praying for a peaceful settlement in Lebanon !

Sunday, February 17, 2008

JUST IN = The Lebanese Civil War – The Sequel has Started!

Street fighting is re-occurring on nightly basis in certain mixed Sunni-Shia Muslim sectors of West Beirut.

As of 18:00 hour local time, People are dying and many are hospitalized.

Several homes and retail stores are destroyed.

Snipers are taking up positions on building rooftops.

Reports reveal that Militants belonging to the Hariri Clan are fighting Balestinians in the Sabra and Chatila Terror Camps.

As usual, the Lebanese Army is interfering to separate the IDIOTS.

R A P I O calls on the Lebanese Government to declare a curfew in the neighborhoods which are witnessing the mini sectarian war.


The CIA reveals that Master Terrorist Imad Mugniah was eliminated by his own Leadership in Hezbolla and by the Syrians.


News Flash = A schism has surfaced in the Syrio-Iranian relationship after the death of Imad Mugniah in Damascus just few hours after he entered Syria whereby a mold has apparently infiltrated the Syrian Intelligence apparatus.

Over 20 people are injured following street fighting which erupted anew between Sunni and Shia Muslims in Barbir, Beshara El-Khouri, Sodeco, Mohamd El-Houd and Ras Nabeh in West Beirut.

Once again, the Lebanese Army had to interfere to separate the belligerents over night.

Hezbolla denies having its offices burned down as a result of the fighting.

After the earthquakes that hit Lebanon, the Lebanese are bracing themselves for a new snow storm which is expected to hit starting Monday at an altitude of 500 meters (1,500ft).





Saturday, February 16, 2008

An-Nahar daily reports that street fights between lackeys of the Majority and the Minority took place overnight on the demarcation line in Ashrafieh’s Ras Nabeh sector. The Lebanese Army interfered to separate the belligerents.

11 People have been injured as a result of the last earthquake that hit Lebanon yesterday. Sveral others are living in tents.

Syrian Investigators are blaming Palestinian Intelligence Agents for the assassination of Master Terrorist Imad Mugniah in Damascus.

Both Hezbolla and the Israeli Army are on their highest alert.

Similarly, the FBI and the Police Departments in all major US Cities are on full alert in expectation of a possible Hezbolla attack on US territory.

Friday, February 15, 2008

News Flash = An Earthquake measuring 5.1 on the Richter shook-up Lebanon and the Capital City of Beirut at 12:35pm local time sending shockwaves all over. This is the 3rd but strongest trimmer in as many days to hit Lebanon.

Nearly 1,000,000 Supporters of the Majority took the streets of downtown Beirut to commemorate Hariti’s death…

During the funeral of Master Terrorist Imad Mugniah, Hezbolla Grand Ayatolla Hassan Nasroulla declares "an open global war on Israel".

Nasroulla replies back to Jumblat’s demand for a peaceful divorce from Hezbolla by saying “Those who want a divorce, they may leave this country and go live in Washington, DC”…


Thursday, February 14, 2008

Lebanon is living a double jeopardy today as her people are in double mourning.

On the one side, it is the 3rd memorial of the murder of Rafic Hariri and 20 other Lebanese and on the other side, it is the funeral of Imad Mugniah, the most wanted terrorist on earth.

The saddest story is that Mugniah, who is responsible for the snipping of dozens of Christian Lebanese in the Seventies and Eighties and for the mass killing of hundreds of Westerners in Lebanon and South America is receiving a Hero’s Funeral.

Israel places its Army on high alert as it expects some retaliation for Mugniah’s death under the watchful eyes of the Syrian Intelligence apparatus!!!

In Denmark, 11 of its newspapers re-publish cartoons of the Prophet Mohammed in defiance of the World Muslim community and to express their freedom of speech. So: brace yourselves for more bloody reactions.

Wednesday, February 13, 2008

Just In = BINGO >>> Imad Mugniah, THE No. 1 Most Wanted Man on the hit list of Interpol, Mossad, FBI, CIA, and all Western Security Agencies has been expired by the car bomb that blew-up in Damascus this morning.
Hezbolla is mourning Moughanieh who will be burried in the Beirut Southern Suburbs tomorrow.
Imad Fayez Mugniyah (also spelt Moughnieh) (Arabic: عماد فايز مغنية‎; born December 7, 1962 killed Feb 12, 2008 ) was a senior member of the Hezbollah militant organization. He is alternatively described as the head of its security section, a senior intelligence official and as a founder of the organization. Sometimes described as a "master terrorist", Mugniyah has been implicated in the 1983 bombings of the U.S. Embassy, and U.S. Marine and French peacekeeping barracks, which killed over 350, as well as the 1992 bombings of the Israeli embassy in Buenos Aires and the kidnapping of dozens of foreigners in Lebanon in the 1980s. Mugniyah is included in the European Union's list of wanted terrorists.

According to his Lebanese passport application, Mughniyah was born in Tayr Dibba, a poor village in southern Lebanon. CIA South Group records state that he lived in Ayn Al-Dilbah; a ghetto in South Beirut. His father was a vegetable seller and during the civil war, his house was on the Green Line.

Little is known about his adolescence as he did not attract the attention of analysts until 1976 when he joined Yassir Arafat's Force 17.

His role at that time was as a sniper, targeting Christians across the Green Line. At some point he spent a year at the American University of Beirut.


Mugniyah has been implicated in many of terrorist attacks in the 1980s and 1990s, primarily American and Israeli targets. These include the April 18, 1983 bombing of the United States embassy in Beirut, Lebanon, which killed 63 people including 17 Americans.

He was later blamed for the October 23, 1983 simultaneous truck bombings against the French paratroopers and US Marine barracks. The attacks killed 58 French soldiers and 241 Marines.

Almost a year later on September 20, 1984, he attacked the US embassy annex building. The United States indicted him for the June 14, 1985 hijacking of TWA Flight 847, which resulted in the death of U.S. Navy diver Robert Stethem. He was also linked to numerous kidnappings of Westerners in Beirut through the 1980s.


He has been described as "tall, slender, well-dressed and handsome ... penetrating eyes," speaking some English but better French.

Analysts report that Mugniyah was vaporized under a tip from the Syrian Intelligence cooperating with the West to irradicate him in order for Syria to gain grounds in Lebanon with the United States.



Reuters has reported a car bomb near the Iranian college in Damascus.

Street fights in West Beirut between Shia and Sunni Mulims.

Another fight between Druze is reported in the Cjouf between Lackeys of Warlord Al-Wali Jumblat and Syrian Agent Wi’am Wahhab.

In a press conference, Chief Syrian Agent in Lebanon Nasser Kandil predicts the return of the Syrian Army to Lebanon. Unfortunately, the man is right: you know why? Because the BLOODY Lebanese are BLOODY divided once again… Not to say that Syria is an expert in igniting the fire and then it pretends to be putting it off.

The Military Court has charged 3 Lebanese Army Officers and 16 Soldiers as well as 60 Civilians with man slaughter over Black Sunday. The Army men are charged with the killing of 7 Lebanese Shia Protesters while NOT A SINGLE POLITICIAN OR CLERGYMAN WHO HAS BEEN INSTIGATING THESE INCIDENTS WAS CHARGED. BLOODY HELL OF A JUDICIAL SYSTEM… THERE IS NO BLOODY JUSTICE IN LEBANON AS LONG AS THE POLITICIANS AND CLEGYMEN ARE FREE RUNNING AROUND UNCONTESTED.

“It is impossible to co-exist with Hizbolla and we request an amicable divorce from them” – Al-Wali Jumblat on February 12, 2008.

Pro-US Lebanese Daily Al-Balad newspaper publishes its survey for the most popular Sunni Muslim to become the next Prime Minister. Leila Solh receives 43.5% of the votes followed by Saad Hariri with only 18.45%. Fouad Saniora and Tammam Salam have each gotten 8%. This clearly shows that Hariri does not command the majority of the People of Lebanon.


Tuesday, February 12, 2008

A Calm prevails in Lebanon after all the political and street barking by the various political and religious leaders.

Israeli Intelligence Reports reveal that The Syrian Military Intelligence is now conducting an aggressive campaign against PM Fouad Saniora accusing him of being “an Israeli Spy for the past 34 years”!!!

RAPIO has learned that Sami Gemayel, the only surviving son of feudal lord Amin Gemayel, has withdrawn his Candidacy to the Presidency of the Kataeb Party. Sami is known to have different political virews than his father and to be closer to Minority Chieftain Michel Aoun.

Monday, February 11, 2008

The Drums of War are playing. The People of Lebanon are wondering if the Real War has started!

Overnight Lebanon has seen multiple shooting incidents resulting in several injuries.

2 Druze Citizens are wounded in Aley due to a street fight.

In Muslim West Beirut, one person was injured during a shooting in Ain Tineh area near the residence of Nabih Berri.

Also in West Beirut, it is reported that unknown assailants have attacked the New TV station building as it reported anti-Hariri slogans.

In Tripoli, heavy shootings from pro-Hariri Lackeys have taken place in the skies in celebration instead of mourning the 3rd memorial of the assassination of Rafic Hariri. This is due to the fact that the young Majority Tycoon has taken-up residence in the North for a couple of days in order to rally his sheep.

Majority Leader Al-Wali Jumblat declares his readiness to sacrifice the blood of his Sheep and to burn everything around in order to fight Hezbolla.

Bkerkeh’s Master Nasroulla Sfeir has declared that next time, there may no longer be any extension for the election of a President and instead, the United Nations may be requested to appoint a Ruler for the Lebanon.

Sunday, February 10, 2008

Majority Tycoon Saad Hariri states that he “did not feel that I was negotiating with a Representative of the Opposition” after his meeting with Minority Chieftain Michel Aoun.

Heavy machinegun fire flooded the skies of Muslim West Beirut while Saad Hariri was conducting a live interview on HIS “Future Television” station !!!

Stray bullets fallen from West Beirut has damaged cars in the Christian East Sector of Ashrafieh as well as broken glass in Ashrafieh’s prestigious ABC Mall.

Bkerkeh’s Master Nasroulla Sfeir refuses to resign.