News Flash = at 5:30pm local time, the Lebanese Army shot down a Balestinian Suicide Bomber who was attempting to blow-up himself at the Lebanese Army check point in the Southern Balestinian Terror Camp of Ain El-Heloueh near Saida. This marks the second Suicide Bombing in the Lebanon since the assassination of Rafic Hariri and 20 other Lebanese back in February 2005.

Al-Qaeda style explosion took place at a Lebanese Army Intelligence Check point near the Lebanese-Syrian Northern border of Aabdeh. At least one soldier is down.

Feudal Lord and double agent Michel Murr announces that he rejects the Ministry of the Environment stating that it is "Beneath" the Murr Family!

Meanwhile, the Lebanese Forces announces that its Chief Warlord Samir Jaajaa will take either the Ministry of the Environment or the Ministry of Tourism.