Hezbolla kidnaps and interrogates a French Politician on his way to the Beirut International Airport.

The act is condemned by everyone except Syria and Iran. Meanwhile, France maintains its diplomatic presence in both Damascus and Tehran.

Eccentric Orthodox Bishop Khodr accuses Chief Procrastinator Maronite Patriarch Sfeir for NOT uniting the Maronite Leaders under his auspices.

Intel report reveals that Al-Qaeda is growing stronger inside Balestinian Camps in the Lebanon and is ready to launch its attacks on Foreign targets.

Bashar Assad has opened his People’s Palace in Damascus to receive Minority Chieftain Michel Aoun at any time he so desires!!!