NEWS UPDATE = The new President will be appointed on Sunday, May 24, 2008. The Opposition is dismantling its tents in down town Beirut. PM Saniora is expected to resign shortly.

Syrian Lackey Sleiman Franjieh has renewed his call for the replacement of Chef Procrastinator Patriarch Nasroulla Sfeir.

NEWS FLASH = Reuters News Agency reports that the appointment of General Sleiman as the new head of state may take place as early as tomorrow.

To Be or Not To Be. That is the Question that awaits Lebanon’s Future.

The Warmongers of Lebanon meeting in Qatar appear to have agreed on the elections system but have failed to tackle the war machine of Hezbolla or the disarmament of all the remaining militias belonging to Berri, Jaajaa, Hariri, Franjieh, Jumblat, Aoun, Baath, Syrian National Socialist Party, Gemayel, Qaeda, Balestinians, etc. This means that the Lebanese will have only a temporary peace.

All signs lead towards the appointment of Army General Michel Sleiman and the removal of the tents from downtown Beirut.

Sunni Muslim Master Terrorist Ussama Bin Laden launches an attack on the Shia Muslims and Fellow Terror Group Hezbolla in a further attempt to ignite a war between the Sunnis and Shias in the Lebanon.