Thursday, January 31, 2008

SAY NO TO WAR
SAY NO TO YOUR CURRENT LEADERS


Hafez Assad Biographer Patrick Seal was leaked information from his new Syrian Master Bashar that the Syrians do not support to have a strong Army Commander Michel Sleiman for the Presidency; which clearly explains the mini-war that took place this past Sunday to discredit the Army.

30 people are reportedly arrested by the police following Black Sunday. The Police is also investigating and interviewing eye witnesses as well as journalists who were on site and have taken all films from CCTV around Mar Mikhael Church to review them.

Bassam Haidar, a Lebanese Businessman living in Nigeria, Spain and London will become the first Lebanese to go in Space shortly.

Another Lebanese who remains unnamed by the Police has been arrested while fleeing Dubai to Beirut after steeling Jewelry from a 5-Star hotel worth over US $200,000.

Wednesday, January 30, 2008

Burning of tires has moved from the demarcation line of Ain Roummaneh – Shiah to Basta in West Beirut.

The Snow storm has hit hard starting at an elevation of 600 meters (1,800 ft) and has been dubbed “General Snow”!

A ship has sunk off shore in Saida due to the bad weather and its crew has been rescued by United Nations forces operating in Southern Lebanon.

Army General and Presidential Hopeful Michel Sleiman continues his lobbying and damage control by visiting Hezbolla Grand Ayatolla Hassan Nasroulla.

Tuesday, January 29, 2008

Lebanon in a state of Shock!

Precarious calm hovers over Beirut while a heavy winter storm passes-by.

As usual, the Majority and the Opposition are blaming each other over the latest Mini-War while the people are either stunned, numbed or are still following their Masters… to the death.

The Opposition led by Hezbolla puts a good portion of the blame on the Army Commander Michel Sleiman as a sign from Syria that he is now out as a Presidential Nominee.

Monday, January 28, 2008

Reuters reports 8 people dead and at least 22 wounded in last night's mini war that took place on the demarcation line between Ain Roumaneh and Shiah suburbs of Beirut.

The Lebanese Army arrests some of the snipers which we hope will not remain unidentified.

PM Fouad Saniora proclaims a National Mourning Day today and orders the closing of all schools and universities.

God be with the Lebanese. . .

Sunday, January 27, 2008

News Flash = A Civil War in the Making . . .

Syria is sending a clear Warning to the Arab Ministers meeting in Cairo: "Stay away from Syria or else this will happen in Lebanon:"


As of 6:00pm Beirut time, pro-Syrian thugs are trying to block the old and new Beirut Airport Roads.

As of 5:00pm Beirut time, heavy machine gun and sniper fires are reported in Ain Roumanhe and Shiah.

At 4:30pm Beirut time, Lebanese Army soldiers are attacked by Shia Protesters belonging to Nabih Berri Amal Movement in Ain Roumaneh and Shia suburbs of Beirut. The local Amal Chieftain is reportedly killed by sniper fire while unconfirmed reports reveal the spread of unknown snipers on rooftops of buildings in these neighborhoods.


The Two assassinated members of the Lebanese Internal Security Forces Eid and Merheb are put to rest in their hometowns so that YOUR Politicians live.

George Habash, Master Terrorist Extraordinaire is pronounced dead in the Jordanian Capital of Amman.

Saturday, January 26, 2008

R A P I O issues this WARNING:
A New surreptitious Cairo Agreement is in the making. While the first Cairo Agreement in 1968 authorized the Balestinians to carry weapons and kill Lebanese in the Lebanon, this time it is aimed at naturalizing them.


R A P I O’s choice as THE CARDINAL to replace Sfeir, Bishop Beshara Raii stated that “they have destroyed Lebanon because of the (Hariri) international tribunal; while we know we will not get any results from it”.

Independent Observers wonder what is the real reason behind the Lebanese Government’s and Judicial System’s refrain from keeping Syria’s lackeys in Lebanon out of prison for plotting against their own country!!!

Ad-Dyar Lebanese newspaper which is known for its pro-Syrian Baath adherence is disseminating false propaganda that the US Embassy in Lebanon has requested its Citizens to leave the country urgently.

Balestinian, Al-Qaeda and other Muslim Terrorists are infiltrating Egypt via the newly opened Rafah Crossing between Balestine and Egypt. Syria is happy: that’s what counts the most; the rest is secondary…

Friday, January 25, 2008

NEWS FLASH =
Lebanese Internal Security Forces Captain Wissam Eid and a Judge are the latest victims of international terrorism by a car bomb that blew-off in the Chevrolet area of Baabda. Four people are reportedly dead and at least 40 wounded.

Meanwhile, Presidential Hopeful, Lebanese Army Commander Gen. Michel Sleiman calls his Masters-To-Be Dictator Bashar Assad and the Syrian Army Command in Damascus. This call could be his "Entrance Key" to the Presidential Palace in Baabda! Ya Haram manna bahdaleh...

Code Name COBRA: Robert Hatem for those who knew him by his real name as head of the security apparatus in the Lebanese Forces under Elie Hobeika.

COBRA, or Hatem, reveals from his self-exiled residence in France that Elie Hobeika was assassinated because he wanted to testify in an international tribunal not only about the massacres of the Balestinians in Sabra and Chatila Terror Camps but also he wanted to tell about the hundreds of massacres of Christians in Lebanon committed by the Palestinians and the PLO which preceded Sabra and Chatila.

COBRA also stated that he distanced himself from his Master Hobeika when the Latter surrounded himself by the Syrian Mafia when he became Minister.

Lastly, Cobra reveals that the assassinated ex-PM Rafic Hariri had commissioned Former Intelligence Chief Johnny Abdo to bribe the Christian Politicians in order to acquire their allegiance so as to side with Hariri’s covert plans.

Majority Leader Al-Wali Jumblat accuses Hezbolla of planning another war against the Jewish State. Jumblat has also accused Syria and its lackeys in the Lebanon for engineering and planning the kidnapping and assassination of Foreigners in Lebanon similar to what it used to do back in the 70's and 80's.

Message from R A P I O = While the People of Lebanon are full of Political promises, they are hungry to eat. Say ENOUGH IS ENOUGH to the Politicians and Clergymen and Help in bringing them ALL down. No Mercy to the merciless Politicians and clergymen who have brought YOU all down to your knees.



Thursday, January 24, 2008

After the failure of the French, Italian, Egyptian and Arab League Babysitters, Russia has now joined the league of nations to resolve the situation in the Lebanon.

Pro-Syrian "The Godfather" Michel Murr has ridiculed his chief political allies Sleiman (Soussou) Franjieh and the Free Patriotic Movement of Michel Aoun on National TV.

Syria and its allies have called for a national strike in the Lebanon today. The demonstrators were instructed to block the roads with their cars.

The nomination of General Michel Sleiman to the Presidency is being withdrawn by the traditional political thugs. Meanwhile, Sleiman states that if he is elected, then national reconciliation would be his top priority. Good Lucj Ya Man...

Lebanon is expecting a severe winter storm effective tonight.

Wednesday, January 23, 2008

So what would it be?
Lebanon is going towards:

- Partitioning
- Internationalization
- Civil War

For an answer: Ask YOUR Politicians. The Ones Your Fathers and YOU have helped elected.

Tuesday, January 22, 2008

Syria is acting in Lebanon similar to Israel in Balestine:
The Syrian Baath Regine forbids the entry of food stuff into the Lebanon.

The Shia Way or No Way! Shia Muslim Partisans have taken the streets of West Beirut by burning tires all night to protest the power rupture in the Capital. It should be noted that the Electricity of Lebanon Company is dominated by the Shia themselves!!!

Unconfirmed reports indicate that the United Nations may withdraw its offices from Lebanon in the ESCWA building in downtown Beirut due to the unknown future of the country.

Minority warlords Aoun and Berri publicly denounce and reject the Arab League initiative.

Lebanon is now heading towards one of three alternatives:
1- Partitioning
2- Internationalization
3- Civil War

Monday, January 21, 2008

R A P I O has learned that Hezbollah has authorized and contracted a General Contractor close to Minority Chieftain Michel Aoun to rebuild dozens of Israeli destroyed high-rise buildings in the Hezbollah’s ghetto of the Beirut Southern Suburbs.

Two Israeli Cabinet Ministers have called on their Government to eliminate Hezbollah’s Grand Ayatollah Hassan Nasroullah after the latter’s public announcement that his God’s Party possesses decapitated body parts of Israeli soldiers.

As expected Arab League babysitter Amr Moussa has announced that his initiative to get the Lebanese Political Thugs to agree on and to elect a President has failed.

Sunday, January 20, 2008

Can you tell who is lying without being brain washed one way or another?
- Israeli TV denies all allegations by Hezbollah Chieftain Hassan Nasroulla!
- Nasroulla has announced in public that his Party of God detains remnants and organs of bodies belonging to Israeli soldiers!
- Israel states that it has recovered all its dead soldiers and left no one behind!

Saturday, January 19, 2008

40 Days have passed on the brutal murder of General Francois Hajj. R A P I O extends its sorrow to the Lebanese Army Soldiers who are still accepting to sacrifice their lives so that the Politicians in the Lebanon remain alive in their castles… How sad…

Demonstrators took the streets of Lebanon to protest against the Politicians who are adding oil to the fire and making sure the Youth leaves Lebanon to work elsewhere.

Patriarch Sfeir has summoned his lieutenants Bishops Mazloum and Matar to meet Franjieh and Aoun respectively in order to calm down their offensive on him.

Friday, January 18, 2008

“I am dealing with a time bomb; only trying to delay it from blowing-up” – General Michel Sleiman addressing the situation in the Lebanon.

The Campaign to divide the Christians in general and the Maronites in particular is going full speed.

Eternal Lebanese Forces Warlord Samir Jaajaa has summoned Maronite Deputies to his fortress in Maarab to launch a pro-(Patriarch) Sfeir march on Sunday to counter the Calls for the resignation of the "Patriarch" by R A P I O and now by Feudal Lord and fellow Maronite Soussou Franjieh.

Sfeir on his part decided to close down the doors of Bkerkeh to all Visitors for the next Three days and asked for the immediate cancellation of Sunday’s demonstration as he is afraid from a counter-demonstration which could lead to his dismissal.

On the other hand both the Sunni Muslim led Arab League and Majority Financier Saad Hariri have insisted on the presence of Maronite Warlord Amine Gemayel to the meeting held with his counter-Warlord and Maronite Michel Aoun.

Syria’s biggest Storyteller and Foreign Affairs Minister has once again fooled the world when he stated yesterday that “Syria is ready to have diplomatic relations with Lebanon”. It should be noted to our Readers that Syria never did and never will recognize Lebanon as an independent country and considers it as an integral part of “Sourya el-Koubra” or Grand Syria.

Thursday, January 17, 2008

Bets are taken in Las Vegas on whether or not both Minority and Majority Chieftains Aoun and Hariri will meet in the near future!!! If YOU are interested in placing your bet on these two clowns then call toll free now: 1-800-N O C L O W N.

Latest survey undertaken by Al-Balad daily reveals that Laila Solh, Grand Daughter of Former Lebanese PM Riad Solh and one of the founders of the Republic of Lebanon and Aunt of Saudi Billionaire Prince Al-Walid Bin Talal, has the highest percentage point of 40% for being nominated as the next Prime Minister of the country followed by Saad Hariri with 15% and Fouad Saniora with 10% of the votes.

Months after R A P I O called for his resignation, now Syrian lackey Sleiman Franjieh has continued his offense on Bkerkeh by asking Cardinal Sfeir to resign his post in order to jump-start the Maronite Church.

Al-Akhbar daily reports that a top secret and closed meeting took place last week between PM Fouad Saniora and His Master Saad Hariri with US President G.W. Bush in Jordan.

The People of Lebanon are going in circles with their daily lives while their respective so-called bloody Leaders don’t give a shit about their so-called constituents.

Wednesday, January 16, 2008

This Just In =
R A P I O has learned that while the Lebanese in Diaspora are not allowed to vote, YOUR Lebanese Government and Balestinian leaders have struck a quiet deal last week granting a new legal status to at least 4,000 Balestinians living in Lebanon!

Lebanon is breathing artificially on life support machines!

The latest tally of the explosion is 3 dead and 36 wounded.

Last night and on the occasion of the Shia holy Ashoura, Hezbollah’s Grand Ayatollah Hassan Nasroulla addressed a large crowd of thousands of Hezbolla youth under the age of 17 which reminded people of Hitler and the Nazi Youth.

Meanwhile, French Foreign Affairs Minister and Clown Bernard Kouchner warned that the case of Lebanon may be internationalized. A statement which was immediately ridiculed by both Syria’s lackeys Sleiman Franjieh and Hassan Nasroulla.


Franjieh, following his visit to former self-President Emilio Lahoud stated that Cardinal Sfeir "is an Employee of the US and French Embassies".


Tuesday, January 15, 2008

NEWS FLASH =
Terrorists succeeded in hitting an armored vehicle belonging to the US Embassy in Lebanon just during afternoon rush hour in the Karantina area of Christian East Beirut.

At least 20 people are injured and 5 dead. The whereabouts and safety of US Ambassador J. Feltman is unknown. An Embassy Staff identified as Mathew Clayton is one of the wounded.

The road to the Beirut International Airport has been blocked by pro-Hezbollah protesters executing Syria's orders to start the civil upheaval in the Lebanon.


France is infiltrating into American and British Middle Eastern Territories:
France to open the Louvre Museum in Abu Dhabi.
France to open a military base in the United Arab Emirates.
France to share nuclear power technology with Saudi Arabia. What the hell for?
History repeats itself: This is how the war in Vietnam started. The French got

involved first and then Americans inherited it… Alla Yestour

Minority Chieftain Michel Aoun calls for the election of the President directly by the People instead by the Parliament which is an automatic vote from the majority Muslims unless all Lebanese in Diaspora are allowed to vote. Sleiman is burned as announced before on RAPIO.

Lebanese Engineer Jean Shlala is set to tour the World on a bicycle.

Monday, January 14, 2008

All True Leaders merge back to the dream of Bashir Gemayel.

Last night, Hezbollah Grand Ayatollah Hassan Nasrallah presented his Presidential Speech calling for the abolition of the lack of justice and calls for a free and just Ruler (in possible reference to himself) to govern the New Lebanon.

Nasrallah’s speech was full of personal visions whereby he took Hezbollah away from a guerilla force into a national political entity that is “ready to assume its responsibility”.

On his part, Sami Ammounah Gemayel, nephew of the late President Bashir Gemayel has reiterated and called on “all Christians to unite regardless of their differences in order to face the real danger being bestowed on them in the Lebanon.”

Freezing conditions continue throughout the Lebanon.

When US President George Bush recently visited what is known as “Palestine”, a curfew was enforced by the Balestinian Authorities. Today, Bush visits Dubai in the UAE and the entire country was given a forced “holiday” (a positive word for curfew!!!).

Sunday, January 13, 2008

Intelligence sources report that Syria is rebuilding its Nuclear Plant in the Northern Syrian district of Deir Zor. Israel had reportedly raided and destroyed the facilities in late 2007.

Egyptian Dictator Hossni Mubarak warns that “everyone may end-up washing his hands from helping the Lebanese resolving their problems”…

Saturday, January 12, 2008

A wave of extreme cold and frost is reported throughout Lebanon leaving more than half of the population without heating or electricity thanks to the bravery and conscience of the Lebanese Politicians.

As usual Arabs have failed anew in the Lebanese quagmire. Last December the French failed as well. Today, Lebanon faces either war or an international solution which can only succeed if an only if Hezbollah agrees to disarm peacefully; which is an impossibility.

Meanwhile, Observers are reporting that Iran and Syria do not want to see a breakthrough in the Lebanon politics while US President G.W. Bush is in the region.

Hizbollah's Tent City in downtown Beirut on Fire.

Singapore Airways has announced that one of its brand new super jumbo Airbus 380 has skidded off the runway; thus resulting in the first mechanical incident for the new double-decker in its commercial history.

Friday, January 11, 2008

Hezbollah’s Propaganda machine is set to launch its TV station "Al-Manar" globally via a Thai Satellite.

The Syrian Baath dictatorship has once again ordered the shutdown of the Lebanese-Syrian borders in order to place economic and political pressure on the Lebanon.

Lebanese Security Forces have arrested Nabil Rheem a Syrian citizen who is an official and a military commander of the pro-Qaeda Fath L-Islam Terror group in Tripoli last night.

The market for US made products has re-emerged in the Lebanon due to the high exchange rate of the Euro.

Independent Analysts are expecting Chief Syrian lackey Michel Murr to defect from the alliance he formed with Minority Chieftain Michel Aoun in order to create a new parliamentary coalition to support the New kid on the block: i.e. General Michel Sleiman (wow ya man! How many Michels is that????)

Thursday, January 10, 2008

Do you ever wonder: If Syria was such a bad boy as portrayed by the United States and France; then why these two “democratic” countries maintain diplomatic relations with the so-called “Exporter” of Terrorists into Iraq and Lebanon? Does anyone have the REAL answer to this question?

Independent Observers are questioning the hesitation of certain Christian “Leaders” for not accepting the formula that would reinstate certain power in the Government to the Christian “President” by allowing him to appoint 5 or 6 Ministers. Back in 1989, the Taef Agreement which was blessed by Mr. Cardinal of Bkerkeh (who shall remain nameless) had completely stripped the prerogatives of the Christian “President” by giving them to the Muslim “Prime Minister”.

The United Nations is debating the attack on the Irish UNIFIL Patrol in South Lebanon while Israel is toughening its security with Lebanon especially during the on-going visit of George Bush to the Middle East.

The Southern Lebanese population is bracing itself for a possible Israeli air strike following the launching of Two missiles from Lebanon into Israel 48 hours ago.

In Lebanon:
a- Do you have proper roads in your neighborhood?
b- Do you have water and electricity 24Hr 7/7?
c- Do you feel your kids are safe from an explosion to go-off each time they go to school?
d- Is your retirement secured?
e- Are you able to find a job based on what you know and not who you know?


- If you answered “Yes” to any of the above, then YOU are either a Lebanese Politician, a lackey to one of the Lebanese Politicians or a liar.
- If you answered “No”, then next elections time do NOT sell your vote to any of the current Politicians.

A Free Message from R A P I O

Wednesday, January 9, 2008

News Flash =
1- It is now reported that the hand grenade which went-off in the Byblos (Jbeil) district this morning was targetted at Fadi Chamati who is a former Lebanese Forces Officer, now opposing its defiant and eternal warlord Samir Jaajaa!

2- Arab League Babysitter Amr Moussa has arrived to Beirut to follow-up with the crying babies on the future of the country.

Saudi Arabia informs Syria that the Saudi King will not attend the Arab Summit in Syria unless Syria allows the appointment of a President in the Lebanon.

As a result, Syria has announced that it hoped to see a President heading the Lebanese Delegation to Damascus!

Sunni Muslim Feudal Lord Omar Karameh accuses Sunni Grand Mufti Sheikh Kabalan for splitting the Sunni Community similar to what Cardinal Sfeir did with the Maronites.

Independent Observers compare Minority Chieftain Michel Aoun to the Late Feudal Lord Raymond Edde who was the “conscience” of the Lebanon and feared by everyone at the same time because all Politicians are corrupt. Aoun will die like Edde without achieving his dream.


Tuesday, January 8, 2008

Just In = Alla Yestour.
- UNIFIL Forces under attack. At least 2 Irish soldiers are injured by a bomb blast.

- The Israeli Defense Forces have gone on full alert following the launching of Two Katusha Rockets from UNIFIL controlled Lebanese territories into Western Galilee in Northern Israel.

Master Terrorist Shaker Aabssi who fled the battle of Naher Bared Terror Camp to Iraq via Syria late last year, has re-emerged with a threatening statement of new wave of attacks against the Lebanese Army.

Your Politicians are awaiting cautiously the follow-ups of the Arab League resolution adopted in Cairo this passed Sunday which calls for the immediate appointment of General Sleiman as President of the country, the creation of a national unity government and a new election law for the deputies.

February 17, 2008 is the set date for the election of a new Polite-bureau for the Kataeb Party. Ironically enough, Amine Gemayel is endorsing his only remaining son and pro-Aoun Sami Gemayel to inherit the Leadership of the Party… Stay tuned and we shall see how the feudal families rule their sheep in the Lebanon…



Monday, January 7, 2008

For a Live Interview with Major Lebanese Politicians, click on the following link:

www.greyme.com/christmas%202007



Sunday, January 6, 2008

Arabs are meeting in Cairo today to pretend to be discussing the destiny of Lebanon!

Arabs have supposedly agreed to appoint General Michel Sleiman as President immediately and to give him the Veto power over any governmental decision.

Snow falling in Lebanon at an altitude of 1,500 meters (4,500ft).

The brief surprise visit of Spanish PM Zapatero to Lebanon yesterday aims solely at boosting his re-election campaign and has no relations to Lebanon’s affairs.

Saturday, January 5, 2008

Fath El-Islam, the Terror Group that caused the total destruction of a Balestinian Camp in North Lebanon and the death of over 150 Lebanese Army Soldiers, has re-appeared in the Southern Lebanese Balestinian Camp of Ain El-Helweh.

Fath El-Islam has taken credit for the recent explosions that took place in Ain El-Helweh.

As a reaction, a Terrorist of Fath El-Islam was found hung in a local market in Sidon.

Spanish Prime Minister Zapatero is in Lebanon to boost the moral of his UNIFIL troops.

Al-Balad newspaper reports on the 11 major Lebanese traditional feudal Families that have been controlling the destiny of the People of Lebanon and they are:
1- Edde since 1936
2- Salam since 1952
3- Gemayel since 1958
4- Jumblat since 1943
5- Chamoun since 1952
6- Mouawad since 1951
7- Hariri since 1992
8- Franjieh since 1960
9- Arslan since 1952
10- Karameh since 1943
11- Assaad since 1985

The newest feudal Families are:
1- Berri
2- Nasroullah
3- Aoun
4- Jaajaa
5- Lahoud
6- Harb
7- Wahhab
8- Skaff (although old but counted as new!)
9- Sfeir
10- Khazen (although maybe the oldest but not very effective politically)

So, now you know who is causing your deterioration in life. Search your soul and say NO to the above former, current and potential WARLORDS.

Friday, January 4, 2008

“The Shia Way or No Way!” RAPIO
Israeli Officials are overtly accusing Hezbollah Grand Ayatollah Hassan Nasroullah for preparing a take-over of the Lebanon.

In Parallel, Pro-Syrian Lebanese Parties and Newspapers are reporting that Lebanon will be facing massive and nationwide Civil Disobedience in the near future aiming at toppling the remnant of the Fouad Saniora Government.

Diplomatic sources warn against major security break-ups in the Lebanon.

The US has supplied the Lebanese Army with mostly used Trucks costing around $5,000 each while Syria and Israel, Lebanon’s biggest enemies, receive billion of dollars worth of advanced weapons and ammunitions from the US and Russia. Some of which is used to maintain trouble in Lebanon.

It is reported that France is putting pressure on Germany NOT to approve the visit of Syria’s Foreign Affairs Minister Walid Al-Moallem. Believe it or not!

Israeli PM and Jordanian King meet in Aqaba, Jordan to coordinate the up-coming visit of US President Bush to the Middle East next month.

Intelligence sources reveal that Iran is infiltrating via Syria an average of 8.2 missiles per day into Hamas Territories within Israel in a preparation for an all-out war against the Jewish state.

Israeli media reports cases of the Bird Flu in Israel.

Thursday, January 3, 2008

Just in = Famous Lebanese Pop Singers Ragheb Aalameh, Madona, Maysam Nahhas, Aassi Hallani, Melhem Zein and Ghassan Rahbani have joined Majida El-Roomy's outcry in calling-off ALL LEBANESE POLITICIANS to spare the Lebanese a major disaster.

REMINDER: "We are the Saints of this Middle East and We are its Devils" - President Elect Bashir Gemayel, 1982.

The Lebanese are bracing themselves for the inevitable in 2008.

Balestinian Terror Group held an open armed military parade in North Lebanon. Naturally, the Lebanese Army was too busy separating the Lebanese from fighting one another in Beirut instead of disarming the Balestinian Terrorists.

As it turned out, the street fighting that took place 2 days ago in the Basta sector of West Beirut was simply over a picture of Majority Tycoon and Sunni Muslim Saad Hariri which was taken down by members of the Shia Muslim community. SHAME Ya Shabab… SHAME. Wake-up and stop defending your Leaders. They ARE the cause Lebanon is in deep Kaka today.

Intelligence Agencies have successfully transformed Hizbollah’s main mission from fighting Israel into a purely internal Lebanese faction; ready to take-over the power in the Lebanon.

Hezbollah's Grand Ayatollah Hassan Nasroullah has denied all allegations that some of his powers and command have been transferred to his lieutenant Sheikh Naiim Kassem.

After France announced it is suspending talks with Syria over Lebanon, Syria is now stating the same bull shit… As if it matters anymore. The People of Lebanon are suffering while the Lebanese and World “Leaders” are screwing around with words and procrastinations.

Latest US study shows that Former President Bill Clinton has the highest IQ among all US Presidents with a score of 161 while current President George Bush has the lowest IQ of 91. A similar study was undertaken on Lebanese Politicians and Clergymen. Interesting enough: They all scored -200!!! Thought of the day from RAPIO.

Wednesday, January 2, 2008

A large street fight took place overnight in Basta West Beirut between lackeys of Feudal Lords Nabih Berri and Saad Hariri. Several are reported wounded before the Army was able to take control over the situation.

The price of oil is expected to exceed the $100/barrel by next week.

Israeli Intel sources reveal that Russian Experts have arrived in Iran to install an air defense system to protect the Iranian Nuclear Facilities from a potential air attack.

In a live interview, Majority Leader Al-Wali Jumblat has announced that he lied to the Syrians for 25 years in order for him to stay alive!!! So, is he lying now again just by stating this? God knows…

Famous Lebanese Clairvoyant Michel Hayek predicted that both Dictator of the Lebanese Forces Samir Jaajaa and Feudal Lord Sleiman Franjieh will be target of an assassination attempt in 2008.