The Inhabitants of Muslim West Beirut are sick and tired from the armed militias which are ruling the Streets of their neighborhoods. ENOUGH IS ENOUGH.

Both the US and Saudi Arabia are on the eve of restoring full relationships with Syria again as the Saudi King's son met at length with the Syrian Dic-tator Bashar to discuss the formation of the new Lebanese Cabinet under the leadership of Tycoon Saad Hariri. Nothing has changed and nothing will change: Lebanon will always be at the mercy of Others, generations to come. . .

In an unprecedented move, both Deputies and Historic foes Nadim Bashir Gemayel and Sleiman Tony Franjieh shook hands in front of the Parliament.

The Pope has confirmed that the Human remains found recently in the tomb of Disciple Saint Paul do belong to Him.

A precarious calm prevails in Muslim West Beirut following clashes between Hariri and Berri lackeys. As usual no one was arrested.

Al Wali Jumblat imposes his demands and conditions for joining the new cabinet on his long time ally and financier PM designate Saad Hariri.

News Flash = Thugs belonging to PM designate Saad Hariri and others belonging to Eternal Speaker Nabih Berri are killing each other in Muslim West Beirut. As of this write-up, it is reported that at least 1 innocent woman is killed and 10 are injured.

As usual, the Lebanese Army is interfering to separate, only separate, the belligerent without taking any legal action against them or against their respective Masters.

As expected heavy machine gun fire adorned the Blue Skies of Lebanon upon the announcement of the selection of Saad Hariri as the Prime Minister designate.

Several people are reported wounded and properties in East and West Beirut were damaged due to stray bullets. Thank You Sheikh Saad for a good start.

Lebanese Diva Majida Al-Roumi receives an Honorary Doctorate from the American University of Beirut.

It is confirmed that Orthodox Christian Deputy Nayla Tueini is dating Sunni Muslim TV Host Malek Maktabi. The question that is being put forward is the following: Can Tueni remain a Deputy for the Orthodox Sect if she marries a Sunni fellow as by de-facto she too would become a Muslim?

She is being resembled to Actress Kathleen Turner- 18 years old pure beauty Martine Andrawos has been crowned the New Miss Lebanon 2009 and rightfully so. Congratulations Martine!

Majority Tycoon Saad Hariri on his way to becoming the new Prime Minister designate.

Hariri met with his Arch-rival Hezbolla’s Fuhrer Dr. Hassan Nasroulla in a secret location for 4 hours. Reports indicate that the meeting was positive for Hezbolla since Hariri will not touch the subject of Hezbolla’s weapons should he become the next Prime Minister which is a 180 degree shift from his election campaign a month ago.

Musical Legend and Genius Michael Jackson is Dead.

Eternal Speaker Nabih Berri has been reselected by foes and allies to remain the Speaker of the new Parliament.

In order to become the next Prime Minister, Saad Hariri has instructed his Deputies to vote for Berri.

On their part, Christian Deputies in the Majority camp casted blank votes thus abstaining from voting for Berri.

No real juicy News today except a small comment regarding the elections in Lebanon: Why is it that the People of Lebanon cannot live without having the same Feudal Families ruling them?

R A P I O

The Christian Deputies in the Hariri Clan have decided to caste a blank vote against Eternal Speaker Nabih Berri sending him a message of dissatisfaction with his shutting down of the Parliament at whelm.

The Christian Deputies of Zahleh deserted their temporary Godfather Nicolas Fattoush by joining Warlord Samir Jaajaa Lebanese Forces parliamentary block.

After lying to the World and denying of having any Lebanese Prisonners, Syria releases 31 Lebanese who have been held against their will in Syrian Terror Jails for years.

Outgoing Interior Minister and National Hero Ziad Baroud regrets not having any information about the kidnapped Engineer Joseph Sader who was taken away in Hezbolla Land near the Beirut Airport.

Both elected Deputies Tueiny and Tersarkissian refuse to join Samir Jaajaa's Lebanese Forces Block in the new Parliament.

Acting Speaker of the Parliament sets Thursday, June 25th 2009 to re-select Nabih Berri as the Eternal Speaker of the House of Deputies.

Es expected, Al Wali Jumblat is set to depart from the Majority Camp to join his fellow Syrian Agent Michel Murr in an Independent Block.

Lebanon celebrates Music Day with celebration in most Westernised neighbourhoods.

Majority Tycoon Saad Hariri seems to have paved and paid his way to the Prime Ministership.

The Sunni Mufti Al-Jouzou comes to the defense and rescue of his fellow Chief Clergyman Maronite Patriarch Nasralla after being attacked by Shia Fuhrer Hassan Nasroulla.

A meeting is being prepared for Warlords and Arch foes Al Wali Junblat and Michel Aoun.

Both Byblos and Beiteddine International Festivals are on the role.

The Golden Murex has named Former Lebanese Minister Nayla Solh as Person of the Year.

Feudal Lord Amine Gemayel has finally came to the rescue of his Patriarch Sfeir against what Hezbolla's Fuhrer stated about Sfeir. Gemayel declared that Nasroulla's statement about Sfeir is the foundation of a new religious upheaval in the country.

Maronite Patriarch Nasralla Sfeir has turned a persona-non-grata in his recent visit to the Maronite heartland district of Byblos where he was greeted with offensive signs and slogans by the inhabitants.

An official divorce between the Minority and the Maronite Patriarch is eminent; thus consecrating the split among the Christians in general and the Maronites in particular and rendering them a very weak element in the next phase set to naturalize the Balestinians in the 10,452 km2.

The Ministry of Interior is now permitting Lebanese mothers to apply for citizenship for their children born to non-Lebanese fathers which till now, was not allowed. This is seen as the 1st step to give thousands of Balestinian kids of Lebanese mothers but Balestinian fathers the Lebanese citizenship.

A 3-hour top secret meeting was held last night between Hezbolla’s Fuhrer Dr. Hassan Nasroulla and Feudal Lord Sleiman Franjieh. Speculators predict that the former has briefed the latter about his meeting with Al-Wali Jumblat which would allow Jumblat to return back to the “Made in Syria” camp.

It is also said that Jumblat may have requested a meeting with his Lebanese arch-rival and Minority Chieftain Michel Aoun.

Independent Observers wonder the reason why the traditional Maronite families did not defend their Patriarch Sfeir from Hezbolla's Fuhrer's accusations on him on national TV 48 hours ago.

Last night, a meeting took place between the old allies turned foes and perhaps again new allies Warlords Al Wali Jumblat and Hezbolla's Fuhrer Nasroulla.

Reports reveal that the purpose of this meeting was to re-open the door for Jumblat to return to the Made in Syria Umbrella.

Minister of Energy Tabourian lashes out at outgoing PM Saniora accusing him of ignoring the power plan the former had put forward in order to bring in 24 hour electricity to the people of Lebanon so that the Oil Mafia Cartel in the Lebanon can benefit more by monopolizing the source of energy.

Lebanon is hit by 20 cases of the Swine Flu.

The Lebanese Justice released the Hezbolla man accused of shooting down a Lebanese Army Helicopter killing one Officer.

Feudal Lord Amin Gemayel has demanded guarantees that Hezbolla will not use its arsenal against fellow Lebanese as it did last year.

Gemayel also asked the Lebanese Army to draw a map showing where the Lebanese sovereignty is in Lebanon and where Hezbolla military sovereignty reigns since there are areas in the Lebanon where non-Hezbolla Lebanese are not allowed to enter.

Eternal Speaker and Warlord Nabih Berri is on his way to be re-selected as Speaker of the Parliament for the Nth time since no other Shia dares to run against him.

The Lebanese Army disarms a car bomb placed near its checkpoint at the entrance of the Balestinian Terror Camp of Ain Helwoueh in Southern Lebanon.

Double Agent Michel Murr continues his onslaught against the Armenian Community in the Lebanon because they did not vote for him. Crying Baby...

Lebanese media sources reveal that an eminent meeting may be taking place between the two Maronite feudal foes Sleiman Franjieh and Samir Jaajaa.

Finally today, a Dutch social study shows that pretty girls make men act stupidly.

Lebanese Army General John Kahwaji reveals that the Army has captured and destroyed an Al-Qaeda Cell which was ready to undertake terror attacks in Lebanon, Iraq and Kuwait.

Lebanon braces to receive nearly Two Million Tourists this Summer season.

Al-Wali Jumblat continues to scare the Lebanese. This time Jumblat is claiming that Israel is planning a regional war that would begin in Lebanon. Come-on Dude... Let the people breath a bit. Enough talk about wars and killing.

A wave of fires rages in Southern Lebanon.

Newsweek Magazine reveals that Saudi Arabia has spent $715 Million US Dollars to ensure the reelection of the Majority in the Lebanon.

Israel is shocked by the unexpected meeting between Javier Solana and Hezbolla and the declaration of the former that the later is NOT a terrorist organization. Israel is now demanding an explanation from Europe over this new stand.

The Spirit of extreme extremism continues to prevail in the Iranian, Israeli and Balestinian politics.

Europe recognizes Hezbolla as an integral member of the Lebanese Political system and not as a Terror group. This declaration was announced by the European High Commissionaire for the Lebanon Javier Solana.

Fathi Yakan, Founder of the Lebanese Moslem Brotherhood group which terrorized the Christian Sector of Ashrafieh in Beirut 2 years ago is dead.

Nearly six months after the start of 2009, the Lebanese Cabinet approves the 2009 budget ! And you voted them back in both Majority and Minority !

Both Maronite Christian President Michel Sleiman and Sunni Muslim Saad Hariri reject naturalizing the Balestinians in the Lebanon and both inisisted to US Special Envoy to the Middle East Senator George Mitchell that the Balestinians must all return home to Balestine, known today and 5000 years ago as Israel. The Balestinians in Lebanon will go back to Balestine when pigs start flying and when the Lebanese reject their feudal system.

Lebanon is expected to see a high influx of tourism this summer.

Flash News = A technical problem prevented a 200gr bomb letter from blowing-up as it was delivered to the Lebanese General Security Services, equivalent to the FBI in the USA. The bomb was diffused and is seen to be a direct message from the Mossad against the Lebanese Security Agency after the later has succeeded in arresting dozens of Israeli spies and agents working in the Lebanon in the past few weeks.

Cardinal Sfeir states publicly that had the Minority won the elections, we would be governed by Syria and Iran today.

High tension prevails in the Southern Sunni Muslim city of Saida where the daughter of mini Feudal Lord Ossama Saad has been attacked by certain thugs.

The Parliamentary Block headed by Minority Chieftain Michel Aoun has reached 27 members, making it the second most powerful body within the Lebanese Parliament after the Hariri March 14 alliance.

It is reported that Syrian proxy Feudal Lord Sleiman Franjieh is setting-up a new residence in Baabda to be closer to the action.

Lebanese Forces Warlord Samir Jaajaa is said to be targeted by the Israeli Mossad: Believe it or not! This news has been reported by Jaajaa's deputy Antoine Zahra to the Al-Akhbar Daily.

Other sources even report that in addition to Jaajaa, Saad Hariri and for some reason Fares Boueiz are also targeted by Israel.

Most signs indicate that Majority Tycoon Saad Hariri is headed to become the next Prime Minister.

Minority Chieftain Michel Aoun is demanding 7 Ministers in the new cabinet if it is comprised of 30 members.

What sort of a country and leaders do we have:

After having voted for Sleiman over a year ago, today Aoun questions President Michel Sleiman if he has any National Program for the country so that he can support him.

On his part Saad Hariri and after attacking the military arsenal of Hezbolla during the election campaign, has declared that he supports the weapons of Hezbolla ! ! !

Less than 48 hours after the 2009 Elections, Foreign interferences in the Lebanon continue as usual. Meanwhile Political and Religious Feudalism remain the Masters of the Scene and the Lebanese continue to be Sheeps in the hands of their Lords. . .

Majority Tycoon Saad Hariri is expected to meet with the Minority Fuhrer Dr. Hassan Nasroulla.

Israeli Defense Minister Ehud Barak states that Israel is not comfortable with the US supplying Army Surplus equipment to the Lebanese Army.

The Official results of the 2009 Elections are 71 Seats for the US Coalition and 57 Seats for the Syrio-Iranian Axis.

Focus has shifted to the Presidency of the Parliament and on the New Cabinet.

Behind the door talks are taking place to see who will be appointed Speaker and who will become the next Prime Minister.

Even though Minority Chieftain Michel Aoun lost big time in the Christian Beirut district of Ashrafieh and in Zahleh, he managed to increase the number of his parliamentary block from 20 to 25 Seats thus making him the strongest Deputy in the 2009 Parliament.

Congratulations to Lebanon for a Job well done. R A P I O extends its congratulations to Interior Minister Ziad Baroud as well as to the Lebanese Security Apparatus.

Most agencies are announcing the winning of the U.S. backed coalition in the overall elections with around 70 votes for the West and 58 Votes for Iran.

A very tight race to call. So far, The U.S. backed coalition has won the Christian district of Batroun , the the Sunni Muslim districts of Saida and Tripoli and the Druze fiefdom of Chouf and Aley while the Syrio-Iranian coalition has won the Christian districts of Jezzine, Jbeil, Kesrouan, Baabda and Zghorta.

The tight race has been in the Christian districts of Ashrafieh, Zahleh and Metn.

As for Hezbolla Land like South Lebanon and Baalbeck, no one dared to run against the Hezbolla and as such, it won uncontested.

The biggest loser is Shia Muslim Speaker of the House Nabih Berri.

Today is D Day for All of Lebanese. Will it be the Republic of Lebanon or the Revolutionary Republic of Lebanon to say the least? 24 hours separate us from the Truth till the 2009 Elections results are announced.

Independent Observers await to see what will happen to the National Leader Michel Aoun if Hezbolla wins the Elections. Will Aoun remain in full force or will he be absorbed by the Iranian led coalition.

All Eyes are on the Christian Areas of the Lebanon where real democracy exist whereas in the Muslim regions, most, if not all seats have already been appointed by either Hezbolla or the Hariri Clan.

The tight race in the Christian areas is expected namely in Ashrafieh and the Metn Districts.

Less than 24 Hours to Cast Your Votes. Last Chance for a Free 10,452km2. It is Now or Never. Forget Feudalism - Forget Clergymen - Think YOU - Think YOUR Familiy - Think YOUR Country.

Gulf News Daily published in Dubai headlines “A surprise move by President Michel Sulaiman to ally himself with the pro-western March 14 group cast heavy doubt on the Hezbollah-dominated opposition's ability to score big in Lebanon's national election tomorrow.”

On the security and logistical levels, Interior Minister Ziad Baroud has everything under control.

Israel is very nervous and anxious about US President Obama's overture to the Muslim World.

2 Days For a New Lebanon . . . Let us Unite and Keep all Feudal and Religious Warlords OUT of OUR Lives.

The International Atomic Energy Agency reveals that Syria is developing 3 new nuclear sites.

The U.S. Ambassador to Lebanon assembles the so-called Leaders of March 14 for last minute instructions and coaching on the eve of the 2009 Parliamentary Elections.

3 Days for a New Dawn or a New Nightmare! The Decision is Yours. VOTE FOR LEBANON NOT FOR IRAN NOT FOR ISRAEL NOT FOR THE U.S. NOT FOR FRANCE NOT FOR SYRIA NOT FOR SAUDI ARABIA NOT FOR THE VATICAN - VOTE LEBANON.

Hezbolla No. 2 Sheikh Qassem in his usual defiant and loud vibrating voice tells the Lebanese and the World that Hezbolla will continue to arm itself and the UN Security Council can do whatever it wishes.

The latest statistics show a slight win by the current Minority by a maximum of 4 votes.

What will happen to the Christians in the Lebanon after the death of Michel Aoun. Did he secure any Leadership continuity within his popular movement or will the Tayyar end-up like the Lebanese Forces in disarray after the assassination of President Bashir Gemayel?

4 Days are left. Make The Right Choice. The Choice is Lebanon. The Choice is NOT Iran. It is NOT Israel. It is NOT Syria. It is Not the U.S. or Europe. Lebanon 1st and last.

The number of Lebanese who are reported missing in the Air France flight is now 6.

After being directly responsible for shutting down M-TV television station, Michel Murr is now calling for the shutting down of O-TV.

Lebanon receives her very 1st fire fighting helicopter.

International Observers are arriving to Beirut to oversee the elections on June 7.

5 Days left to Vote for the 10,452km2. Do NOT Vote for the Rainbow. BE Lebanese and VOTE Lebanese.

2 Lebanese are confirmed on board of the Air France that perished over the Atlantic on its last journey between Brazil and France.

Greek Orthodox Candidate for the Ashrafieh District Nayla Tueiny confirms on National TV that she is NOT a Muslim as her Passport states ! ! ! Who can we believe and who can we trust anymore?

Just in => Both Deputies Ghassan Tueny and Michel Aoun did not attend the National Dialogue being held at the Presidential Palace in Baabda as both Old Men are reported ill and exhausted.

The Lebanese Army arrests a 2nd Colonel for spying for Israel. Colonel Shahid Toumieh has been arrested 10 days after Colonel Mansour Diab was discovered as well.

6 Days to Vote For Lebanon. Do NOT Vote Yellow, Blue, Green, Pistachio, Orange, Red, Black or Brown. VOTE LEBANON.

The Police arrests a gang accused of selling drugs in Lebanese schools and universities.

Minority Chieftain Michel Aoun predicts that the United States will be the first Party to open negotiations with the current Opposition if it wins the elections.

Azerbaijan exposes a Hezbolla-Iranian Plot to blow-up the Israeli Embassy in its Capital.

Both Warlords Aoun and Jaajaa are accusing each other for the killing of Christians in the Lebanon. SHAME ! Shame on them but the biggest Shame is on those who still believe in either one of them. R A P I O

Reuters News Agency confirms 3 cases of the Swine Flu in the Lebanon. One asks: How can a foreign news agency reveal such information while the Lebanese Government is absent minded about it and did not inform the Public about this crucial health care issue? Next question: Is the Lebanese Government planning to do anything to prevent more cases from entering the country via the Airport or Syria?

Independent Observers note that ALL the Israeli Spy cells which have been exposed so far in the Lebanon were established by the Israeli Mossad, Sayeret Matkal, Aman and Shin Bet during the years of the Syrian Occupation of the 10,452km2.

BE INDEPENDENT - BE FREE - VOTE YOUR CONSCIENCE > TIME FOR A REAL CHANGE > Both 8 AND 14 March Leaderships will take the Lebanese People to Hell if we, The People, continue supporting such mentality of aggression and feudalism, be it political or religious feudalism. More armed clashes are reported within the Christian areas of the 10,452km2.

At least 6 people are reported wounded, including 2 Special Forces Lebanese soldiers when clashes erupted between thugs belonging to Michel Aoun and others belonging to Mini-Feudal Lord Emil Nawfal in the City of Byblos.

The United States Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI) has intercepted a WANTED Balestinian Bomb Expert who fled recently to Lebanon and is in a hiding place for the time being. Welcome to Lebanon Ya FBI...

Unconfirmed media reports reveal that some 20 Lebanese held hostage in Syrian Jails may be released soon.

Minority Chieftain Michel Aoun accuses Amine Gemayel for not prosecuting the Killers of his brother the Late President-elect Bashir Gemayel when Amine was President of Lebanon.

In counter accusations, the Kataeb Party of Amine Gemayel asks Aoun for the reasons Aoun does not bring-up the the Suspects who tried to assassinate him in Cyprus.

It should be noted that in both cases, ONE Party stands behind the killing and attempted killings and that Party is the Syrian Social National Party also known in Arabic as the Al-Hezb Alqawmi Al-Souri Al-ijtima3i.

Majority Tycoon Saad Hariri states during his election campaign that while the "Majority thinks Lebanon First, the Minority thinks Lebanon Last".

Hezbolla allows the Lebanese Army to deploy in South Lebanon freely in order to assist in controlling the security before and during the June 7 election day.

Both Amine Gemayel and Saad Hariri express their readiness to meet with Hezbolla's Chieftain Dr. Hassan Nasroulla.

Amine Gemayel reveals during a live TV interview the presence of 16 Balestinian Terror Camps under direct Syrian Control spread all over Lebanon.

Spain wins the European Football Championship against England with a 2 - 0 score.

Finally, after years of being ignored, the Supreme Justices have been appointed by the Lebanese Government.

The Lebanese Army arrests one of its Colonels and a Customs Corporal for spying for Israel.

The whereabouts of Joseph Sader who was kidnapped in daylight on his way to work remain unknown.

It is expected that the first Syrian Ambassador to Lebanon takes-up his job in Beirut today.

Iranian Dic-tator Ahmadi Najad states that the Islamic Republic of Iran will form a new Strategic Alliance in the Middle East if the Hezbolla led coalition wins the elections in Lebanon.

Most Analysts predict a difference of 3 to 6 seats only to be won by the current Minority.

It is hoped that Lebanon has avoided another attempt to destabilize it by foreign interventions.

Lebanese Army Units surround the Mar Elias Sector of Muslim West Beirut after thugs belonging to both the Majority and Minority chased each other in the streets of that area.

The Head of an NGO in Lebanon has been arrested for spying to Israel. His name remains not known as the Army Intel continues to interrogate him.

Ibrahim Shouman is the latest victim of the violence between the Majority and Minority. Shouman was killed last night during heavy fighting between the Shouman and Abou Arab Clans in West Beqaa.

As expected, Hezbolla denies Der Spiegel's accusations that it stands behind the assassination of Rafiq Hariri.

In a live TV Debate on LBC-TV, Majority Candidate Sami Gemayel wipes the floor with his counterpart in the Minority Deputy Ibrahim Qenaan in a most arrogant way. Gemayel left Qenaan sinking in the tons of papers he had brought along to the debate and kept him on the defensive all the time.

For some unknown reasons and after all this time, today, German Newspaper Der Spiegel writes that Hezbolla and NOT Syria who has planned and is involved in the assassination of PM Rafiq Hariri.

The first public reaction came from Omar Karameh, a Sunni Muslim, who stated "Let us hope this will not be the start of a new round of fighting" in Lebanon.

History repeats itself:
The 3rd Reich = Nazi Germany - 1939
The 3rd Republic = Hezbolla Lebanon - 2009

Armed with today's strongest Militia in the World, Hezbolla’s Fuhrer Dr. Hassan Nasroulla continues his charismatic threats to any Lebanese who does not agree with his doctrine; exactly what Adolf Hitler did in Europe.

A new Lebanese flag is being portrayed in Lebanon showing the Hezbolla’s Logo replacing the Cedar as the symbol of the 10,452km2. It is the Shia Way or NO WAY!

Heavy fighting is reported in the Balestinian Camp of Shatila in West Beirut between Al-Qaeda and pro-Syrian armed elements.

U.S. VP Joseph Biden informs his so-called Lebanese Allies in the Majority that the U.S. will drop its support to them (This won’t be the first time the US turns its back on its Allies in the World) and will stop its supplies of USED and Surplus Army trucks and troops carriers to the Lebanese Army if a Hezbolla led coalition wins the June 09 elections.

It is expected that Lebanon will encounter the highest number of Media coverage in the World News between June 6 and June 8, 2009.

Should Hezbolla win with a Landslide, Lebanon can become a 2nd Hamassesstan subject to blind, and uncontrolled bombardment by Israel blessed by the West, similar to what is happening in the West Bank and the Gaza Strip after Hamas had won the elections in Balestine.

A new restaurant was inaugurated in the Beirut Southern Suburbs of Hezbolla-Land named after Venezuelan Dic-tator and Hezbolla’s Advocate “HUGO CHAVES”.
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US Vice-President Joseph Biden is expected in Lebanon today.

Hezbolla fears an eminent Israeli assassination attack on its Fuhrer Dr. Hassan Nasroulla.

An Egyptian court sentences Billionaire Businessman and the 2nd most powerful figure in Egypt Talaat Mustafa to death for his involvement in the brutal assassination of Lebanese Singer Susanne Tamim who turned out to be married to him and to Two other dudes! What a world...

Lebanon Chief of Police Ashraf Rifi reveals for the first time that Syria may be preparing for some sort of a security breach in the 10,452km2 by elections day.

The U.S. is very concerned over an eventual win by the Hezbolla led coalition in the June 09 Lebanese elections.

Minority Chieftain Michel Aoun invites Majority Tycoon Saad Hariri to give the President more executive power in order to lead the country properly.

Feudal Lord and Deputy Elias Skaff accused Former PM Rafiq Hariri of being an Israeli Agent.

Lebanese Pop Star Nancy Ajram has given birth to her first baby girl.

A new schism has been reported between Warlords Nabih Berri and Michel Aoun; this time in the Zahleh District.

Another schism is also reported among the Maronites in the Kesrouan District, namely between the Kataeb Party and mini-feudal lord Fares Boueiz.

Armed clashes took place between thugs belonging to the Lebanese Forces and others belonging to the Tawk Family in the Northern Christian Town of Besharreh.

Hezbolla goes on full alert on the eve of the Israeli Military maneuvers along its borders with Lebanon.

News reports reveal that several Lebanese from South Lebanon, mostly Shia Muslims, have fled to Israel in order to escape being arrested by Hezbolla or the Lebanese Police on spying charges.

Feudal Lord and Syrian Proxy Sleiman Franjieh accuses President Michel Sleiman of interfering in the up-coming parliamentary elections.

A new planned campaign is set in motion by Syria's surrogates in Lebanon in order to reduce the Presidential term of Michel Sleiman.

3 people are arrested after the motorcade of Deputy Ibrahim Kenaan was shot at in the Christian town of Mansourieh.

Pro-Syrian Lebanese General Jameel Sayyed has asked that he takes over the Ministry of Justice if his fellow Syrian agents in Lebanon want to reward him for his Jail days by the Hariri entourage.

Independent Observers are cautious about a possible assassination of a major "Politician" in the current Majority coalition as a move to resurrect it and to have people vote for it.

Live Lebanese TV show "Lil-Nashr" revealed last night how most, if not all, Journalists in Lebanon get bribes from "Politicians", namely from Michel Murr. Some, even do it openly and are not ashamed of it.

Succumbing to anti-democratic forces, LBC-TV Chairman Pierre Daher pulls all political satirist and comedy shows off the Air.

The Lebanese Army arrests Ziad Homsi, the former Mayor of the Beqaa town of Saad Nayel and a current Official in the Hariri Clan "Future Movement". Homsi has been charged with espionage for Israel.

In a TV appearance, Hezbolla Fuhrer Dr. Hassan Nasroulla threatens all non-Shia Lebanese by declaring 7th of May a Glorious and a Merry Day in the history of the Islamic Resistance. May 7, 2008 was marked by a swift Hezbolla's military occupation of all of Muslim West Beirut last year.

Following in the foot steps of his fellow Warlord Al-Wali Jumblat, Lebanese Forces Samir Jaajaa continues to brake-up the unity of what is left of the Majority in the up-coming Parliamentary elections.

Lebanon backward religious mentality bans another movie from screening in Lebanese Theaters.

After putting a ban on "The DaVinci Code" and "Metropolis", Lebanon's religious lords forbid the launch of "Angels & Demons". . . And they call Lebanon the ONLY "Democracy" in the Arab World! Democracy my Ass.

Did you know that ONLY Lebanon has a Triple Taxation system in the World?

In today's Ad-Dyar, Publisher Charles Ayoub calls pro-Aoun Comedian and Political Satirist Charbel Khalil as a "Bastard Piece of Shit". For a full story click on http://www.journaladdiyar.com/

Three new Israeli spy cells were arrested in Southern Lebanon by the Lebanese Army.

President Michel Sleiman is confident that he may control more than one third of the new Parliament.

The N.Y. Times reveal that the Christians of the Middle East have dropped from 20% to 5%; whereby most of those who left did so in Lebanon, Balestine and Iraq due to rise in Islamic Fundamentalism.

Warlord Samir Jaajaa has asked that he presides over a new Christian Block in the Parliament in order for him to ease-off on his conditions within the Majority. If he succeeds, Jaajaa would take the Leadership of some of the Christians away from the Sunni Muslim Hariri Clan and would confirm a split within the Christians inside the new Parliament as he faces off Michel Aoun.

Renewed armed fighting is reported between pro-Hariri Sunni Muslims and pro-Syrian Alawite Muslims in Tripoli.

Voters in Saida are dubbing Candidate and PM Fouad Saniora as the "Tax Dude".

Israel delivers to the UN the map of the mines it planted in Southern Lebanon in August 2006. When will Syria do the same with all the other mines it planted throughout the 10,452km2 during its years of occupation?

Michel Aoun blames President Michel Sleiman and the Justice system for their silence behind the media's accusations of him trying to topple the President.

The Lebanese Authorities displays the various spy ware caught recently with the Israeli spies in Lebanon. One of the pieces is an Igloo used as an advanced GPS to pinpoint targets used by Israeli Jets for bombardments in the August 2006 Hezbolla-Jewish war of attrition.

A National survey ranks President Michel Sleiman as the Best Politician in the Lebanon today followed by Minister of Interior Ziad Baroud.

Tomorrow the Lebanese Authorities will reveal the members of the Israeli Spy cells arrested recently along with the advanced spy ware caught with them. Will the day come when the same authorities dare reveal the Saudi, Egyptian , Syrian and Iranian spies working in Lebanon as well?

More Israeli Spies are falling like mosquitoes into the hands of the Lebanese Internal Security Forces in Southern Lebanon. Observers are reminded of the eve of the Islamic Revolution in Iran when all Western Intelligence apparatus fell apart just days before Ayatolla Khomeiny and His Shia Clergymen took over Iran.

The Syrio-Iranian Troica comprised of Nasroulla, Aoun and Berri meet to define their post elections strategy.

Former pro-Syrian Deputy Fares Bouez accuses Michel Aoun of planning to topple current President Michel Sleiman.

President Michel Sleiman is working on a Central Coalition Block within the new Parliament. This new block will be comprised of Independent Candidates as well as others currently belonging to the Minority and the Majority.

It is expected that the new central block will be headed by either Feudal-Warlord Al Wali Jumblat re His fellow Feudal Lord Michel Murr.

Zahleh Block of Skaff may also be moving towards the Center away from Aoun.

International and Arab Investors are awaiting the post-elections to decide on whether to spend money in Lebanon or not.

On the 1st anniversary of Hezbolla's Invasion of West Beirut, a schism has surfaced between Michel Aoun and Hezbolla since both parties have signed a Memorandum of Understanding.

Hezbolla criticizes Aoun for his selection of a Maronite Candidate against Eternal Speaker and Warlord Nabih Berri in the Christian District of Jezzine!

Meanwhile, hatred is on the increase between Warlords Samir Jaajaa and Michel Aoun and their respective lackeys within the Maronite District of Kesrouan leading to more divisions in the Christian community in what is left of the " Dream of the 10,452km2 ".

US Jewish Journalist Simon Hersh accuses Former US Vice-President Dick Cheney for ordering the killings of Warlord Elie Hobeika and Former PM Rafiq Hariri.

Lebanese Minister of Defense Elias Murr affirms that he can only accept the weapons of the Lebanese Army within the Lebanon and any other weapon can be discussed in a National Dialogue. The Problem ya Mr. Murr is that this non-Army weapon has been subject to discussions since 1975. First it was the Balestinian weapon and then Hezbolla's weapon and nothing gets resolved.

Western media is declaring the "End of the Cedar Revolution" and invites Western Leaders to deal with Hezbolla as the Ruling entity in the Lebanon.

Iranian President Ahmadi Najad declares from Syria that Hezbolla shall remain operational until the liberation of all Territories. Which territories remain unknown. This also means that there will be more Lebanese, members of Hezbolla, whose lives shall be shed to satisfy Foreign Agendas.

The Governor of the Lebanese Central Bank declares that Lebanon has 30 Billion US Dollars in Foreign Deposits.

Lebanese Minister of Interiors expresses his deep concerns for just elections in the absence of a proper High Court.

Former Lebanese President and Feudal Lord Amine Gemayel is rushed to Hotel Dieu Hospital last night.

Warlord Samir Geagea counter attacks his fellow Warlord Hezbolla Chieftain Hassan Nasroualla by defending the Lebanese Judicial System.

The Lebanese Authorities arrest a 4th Spy cell working for the Israeli Mossad.

Shia Muslim Ahmad Al-Assaad calls on putting political pressure on Hezbolla to ease off its own pressure and hegemony from the rest of the Lebanese people.

Israel is ready to withdraw from the Lebanese village of Ghajar in South Lebanon so that Hezbolla can raise its flag over the place.

The Lebanese Army discover another spy cell in Hezbolla Land of Southern Lebanon.

Where is Jospeh Sader?

Remember: DO NOT VOTE FOR THE TRADITIONAL POLITICIANS WHO LED THE COUNTRY TO ITS CURRENT MISERIES. SAY NO TO POLITICAL & RELIGIOUS HEGEMONY. SAY NO TO FEUDALISM.

Judge Mirza who has been the prime target by Syria and Hezbolla for placing the 4 Lebanese Generals in Jail for the assassination of Rafiq Hariri has confirmed that he will not resign.

Suddenly after over 4 years of keeping quiet, Hezbolla Chieftain Dr. Hassan Nasroulla has woken-up by orders of his Masters and decided to accuse Israel for the assassination of Hariri. Let us assume he is 100% right, the question remains: why did he wait 4 years to make these accusations?

Hezbolla Chieftain Dr Hassan Nasroulla rejects any future decisions by the special international tribunal for Lebanon.

The Minority coalition and all the Syrian paid henchmen in the Lebanon continue their strong offensive against the Lebanese Judicial system for placing the 4 Generals in prison for nearly 4 years while forgetting that when THEY were in power, hundreds of Lebanese were imprisoned innocently.

Hezbolla's Chief Dr. Hassan Nasroulla addresses the Nation tonight. He is expected to issue a new warning to Israel.

The Swine Flu has hit the White House.

Iran cancels its scheduled Air Force show after receiving an Intel tip from Russia that Israel was planning to destroy all 150 Iranian military Jets during the show.

The release from jail of all 4 Generals accused in the assassination of Rafiq Hariri.

Machine gun fire was heard in various parts of the country in celebration of their freedom.

Queen Elizabeth receives Lebanese President and First Lady Michel Sleiman in Buckingham Palace.

Egypt President Hossni Mobarak issues another warning to Hezbolla.

Yesterday, President Sleiman headed for London on a 3-day official visit.

Today is the D Day for the 4 Generals imprisonned for the murder of Rafiq Hariri. Either they will be set free or will be sent to a hearing in Holland.

Minority Chieftain Michel Aoun accuses the Lebanese Tobacco Agency (Regie), under control by Warlord Nabih Berri, to be bribbing people during the elections. The Agency categoricaly denies these accusations.

Don't Sell Your Honor to the Politicians.

Washington is betting on a new political front in the Lebanon that would comprise Al-Wali Jumblat, Nabih Berri, Mohamad Safadi , Michel Murr and Najib Mikati. The new parliamentary block would represent the President of the Country and would balance off the forces of 8 and 14 March within the new Parliament.

Ironically, Syrian Agent Michel Murr and the so-called anti-Syrian Feudal Lord Amin Gemayel have announced their united electoral list against Minority Chieftain Michel Aoun in the Metn District.

Tomorrow, the International Tribunal will decide whether to keep the 4 Generals held in jail accused to be behind the assassination of Rafiq Hariri or to release them.

Lebanon stops the importation of live stocks of pigs.

Lebanon celebrates the 4th Anniversary of the withdrawal of the Syrian occupation forces from the 10,452km2 from the door and is getting ready to re-receive them back from the window.

The Lebanese Authorities arrests a 2nd Intel Cell working for the Mossad within the past 30 days.

US Secretary of State Hilary Clinton makes an un-announced 3 hour visit to Beirut where she met with Lebanese President Sleiman and visited the tomb of the late Rafiq Hariri. Yo Clinton: Why only Hariri? Was he the ONLY Martyr in the Lebanon?

UNESCO declares Beirut as a World Capital for Literature.

Haifa Wehbe disappoints millions of her fans and gets married over the week-end in downtown Beirut with an estimated wedding cost of 9 Million US Dollars.

The Lebanese media is reporting that the 4 Generals jailed for the assassination of Rafiq Hariri and 20 other Lebanese may be freed shortly.

The Lebanese Authorities arrest another Intel Cell working for the Israeli Mossad.

Confirmed reports reveal that the majority of the Lebanese are being bought in order to vote for either the Majority or the Minority. What a shame... And then later on, the Lebanese will be crying wolf once again...

Egyptian President Mobarak issues Lebanon and Hezbolla in particular a strong warning not to mess with Egypt National Security.

Lebanese Authorities stop over 250 Syrian trucks from entering the Lebanese territories at the Northern Aaboudieh crossing point.

In a drastic and dangerous sudden move, the Taliban is reportedly edging closer to take over the Pakistani Capital. One should note that Pakistan is a nuclear power.

Meanwhile, Israeli Intel sources report that Iran may be producing its first nuclear weapon before the summer of 2009!

Feudal and Warlord Al-Wali Jumblat held a press conference to justify his cursing of the Maronites in Lebanon and for calling the Sunnis as cowards. No one is convinced with the sincerity of the wishy-washy Jumblat and no one will ever will. ENOUGH BULLSHIT YA JUMBLAT.

Former Speaker of the House Hussein Al-Husseini withdraws his Candidacy from the elections as a Shia Muslim due to the overwhelming influence of a One Party domination as he puts it in reference to Hezbolla.

Hezbolla withdraws all his Candidates from Beirut. Physically that is but its Militia and dominance of the Capital remain remnant and outside the control of the Government.

Sami Gemayel denounced the statement made by Al-Wali Jumblat when he said that the Maronites are a Bad Specie.

Jumblat has called for a Press conference to bullshit and justify his statements about the Maronites and the Sunnis of Aakkar.

Greek Orthodox Bishop Aawdi expressed his support to the young Candidates (i.e. Nayla Tueini and Nadim Gemayel) running in Ashrafieh against the Older regime (General Abou Jamra).

Thugs belonging to Politicians have shot 3 valet parking Attendants near Hotel Le Gabriel in the Christian Sector of Ashrafieh.

Other thugs succeeded in robbing a Bank and a Jewelery store in the Beqaa and were seen taking refuge the Sunni Islamist Sector of Majdel Aanjar.

Diplomatic sources predict that Syria may not send its Ambassador to Lebanon till after the elections in Beirut.

Fouad Saniora announces that he will step down as Prime Minister after the Parliamentary elections in June 2009.

Michel Khoury, the first Lebanese Ambassador to Syria starts his job in Damascus making it a historic moment as Syria never recognized Lebanon as a sovereign country.

Commenting on Jumblat's statement that the Christians are Isolationists and the Sunnis could not do anything, Aoun is quoted saying that "I do not expect more from him".

The Lebanese media reports that the Israeli Spying Cell that was uncovered two weeks ago and headed by a Retired Lebanese General was also capable of infiltrating the security apparatus of Hezabolla.

The Aounists are trying to open-up to Al Wali Jumblat by justifying his cursing of the Maronites. The Aounists are saying: "What if Jumblat was right? What if his previous and current relationship with the Maronites so far has led him to make such statements?"

A reconciliation gathering took place in Choueifat between Druze belonging to Feudal Lord Al -Wali Jumblat and Shia Muslims belonging to Hezbolla.

R A P I O extends its Easter wishes to its Orthodox Readers.

A grenade was thrown inside Serhal Center in the Christian District of Ain Roummaneh in Beirut. No casualties are reported.

The UAE reacts to Syrian demands and arrests Mohamed Siddik, the chief witness in the assassination of Rafiq Hariri and 20 other Lebanese. Siddik has been living in the Emirate of Sharjah since he disappeared from his self-exile in France.

The Lebanese Police arrested 13 Egyptian and Eastern European women charged with Prostitution in the City of Junieh.

The Majority is disintegrating... and so is the Cedar Revolution...

Syrian Agent Nassib Lahoud pulls out of the Parliamentary Elections in a possible request from his Grand Masters in Damascus in favor of the other Syrian Agents either Michel Murr's or Michel Aoun's Candidates.

Since his return to the Syrio-Iranian hegemony, Al-Wali Jumblat has returned to his Civil War naming of the allies for the past 4 years, the Lebanese Forces, as "Bad Kind" and "Isolationists".

Youssef Ftouni, kidnapped 3 days ago has been found assassinated in the Druze Land of Aley District. Only last night, his daughter was shown on live TV saying that she misses her Daddy... The Police has arrested 2 brothers suspected in the shooting of their friends Ftouni for personal reasons.

A heavy winter storm adorns the hills of the 10,452km2.

The Free Patriotic Movement of Michel Aoun is proposing a new law that would allow the Lebanese Prisoners of Syrian Jails to receive financial remunerations from the Government.

Hezbolla welcomes Warlord Al-Wali Jumblat back into their Syrio-Iranian Camp.

Studies show that the average monthly income of a Lebanese household is a mere US $450. And the Lebanese keep following their same Feudal Leaders...

All Middle East Airlines flights to Lebanon are fully booked for June 2009 as Lebanese Emigrants are prepared to cast their votes in their motherland.

Lebanon bids goodbye to the 4 Lebanese Army soldiers who were ambushed by Drug dealers in the Beqaa.

The Lebanese Army continues to chase the drug dealers in the Hezbolla heartland of Baalbek.

Finally, the arrest of the Retired Lebanese General for spying for Israel is made public. Investigators reveal that the General has been on the Mossad payroll for at least 25 years.

Minority Chieftain Michel Aoun dumps one of his closest ally, Fayez Karam, in order to satisfy Feudal Lord Sleiman Franjieh in the Zghorta District. Karam has been an outspoken supporter of Aoun, only to be dumped by his Master in order to keep feudalism well alive in the Lebanon.

Moreover, Franjieh is demanding that Aoun dumps another of his closest Advisers, Deputy Salhab and to replace him with Emile Lahoud, the son of former President Emile Lahoud!!!

The arrest of a Retired Lebanese Army General for spying for Israel is being kept undisclosed by the Lebanese Authorities and remains unpublished by the media in Lebanon.

The US to provide the Lebanese Air Force with 12 unmanned reconnaissance kit planes.

Mass gathering is scheduled to take place in Choueifat between Al Wali Jumblat and Hezbolla today. This event will turn Jumblat once again to become pro-Hezbolla and pro-Syria after having turned his back on them for the past 4 years.

Heavy machine gun fire has taken place overnight in the Mulla Street of Muslim West Beirut.

The Lebanese Army continues to pursue drug dealers in the Beqaa and has arrested one Sunni Islamist in Majdel Aanjar.

The Syrian Army has spread its units all along the Lebanese-Syrian borders under the pretext not to allow any suspect from fleeing from the Lebanese Army.

NEWS FLASH = Dubai based Gulf News reports that the Lebanese Authorities have arrested an unnamed former Lebanese Army General for spying for Israel. The retired General is said to have worked in Israel for the past 10 years.

The Lebanese Army forces its way to the hide outs of the suspects involved in the ambushing and killing 4 soldiers in Hezbolla land of Baalbeck yesterday.

The Egyptian media is calling for the summoning of Hezbolla Chieftain Dr. Hassan Nasroulla to an international tribunal.

Minority Chieftain Michel Aoun heads to Russia today! For what? Nobody knows...

NEWS FLASH = On the 34th Anniversary of the Lebanese-Balestinian War, today four Lebanese Army Soldiers are shot dead and an Officer is severely injured when their Jeep was ambushed by Drug Dealers in the Hezbolla Land near the Beqaa City of Baalbeck.

As of 9:00pm Beirut time, the Lebanese Army has surrounded certain neighbourhoods in Baalbeck in a house to house search for the known assailants and machine gun fire is heard in the City.

Like today on April 13, 1975 Lebanon's identity started to shift when the Balestinians aided by the certain Arab countries, the United States and England tried to take over the 10,452km2. Today, after 34 years, the question remains the same: Has anything changed?

Al-Wali Jumblat continues to distance himself from the Majority in general and the Hariri Clan in particular.

Jumblat said in a live TV interview that he was half joking when he advocated a change in the Syrian Regime!!! So, when is it that Jumblat is telling the truth and when is it that he is NOT joking? Long Live the Beik ! ! !

R A P I O wishes all its Catholic Readers a HAPPY EASTER. . . It is high time that the Catholics and Orthodox unite in this Holly Day so that Christ is not crucified twice.

The Druze radicals within the Jumblatists Clan warn the Christians against the return of their Christian Radicals to the Chouf Mountains.

Eternal Speaker Nabih Berri calls for the release of kidnapped Engineer Joseph Sader who went missing over two months ago in Hezbolla Land near the Airport.

In an unprecedented act, the Ministry of Telecommunication cuts the phone lines for 17 Embassies in Lebanon until their dues are paid.

Michel Aoun who claims to be anti-feudal has nominated his son-in-law Gebran (Jijo) Basil for the Maronite seat in the Batroun district.

Hezbolla is working on a repproachment between Aoun and eternal Speaker of the House Nabih Berri.

While the Muslim Clergymen in Lebanon are flocking to become Deputies in the Parliament, the Maronite church has forbidden its priests to do the same.

April 24, 2009 is D-Day for Lebanese Pop Singer Haifa Wehbe when she will tie the knot with her Egyptian Fiance.

Egypt accuses Hezbolla for planning attacks inside Egypt as it has arrested 49 of its operatives.

Unable to fight the internal Mafia within his Ministry of Public Works, Druze Minister Al-Aaridi publicly reveals that he is a "Weak Minister".

Independent Lebanese TV Station M-TV is back after it was forced off the air by the Syrian Baath Regime and its thugs in the Lebanon. Congratulations MTV.

Majority Tycoon Saad Harir gives his Employee Prime Minister Fouad Saniora the green light to run for elections in the Saida District in Southern Lebanon.

A total of 702 Candidates have registered with the Authorities. Only 128 Seats are however to be filled in the Parliament.

Where is Joseph Sader?

Syrian Agent Michel Murr has opened his all out war against his former ally Michel Aoun and announces his own Candidates for the Metn Region.

Defense Minister Elias Murr is back in Washington, DC to meet Secretaries of State and Defense Clinton and Gates.

Minority Bosses Michel Aoun and Nabih Berri prepare for an eminent electoral battle in the Jezzine and Baabda Regions.

Lebanon's Catholic Church has celebrated Palms Sunday accompanied by some Orthodox Churches in certain towns and villages.

Israeli intelligence sources reveal that the top 3 Syrian Intelligence Officers who were in charge of Security in the Lebanon when Hariri was assassinated have vanished. General Rustom Ghazaleh and his deputy General Jumaa Jumaa and Colonel Jamal Abu Jamal have disappeared from planet earth.

It appears that international assurances have been given to Syrian Dic-tator Bashar Assad, his ruthless brother Maher and brother-in-law Assef Shawkat that they would not be summoned to the international tribunal for Hariri's murder.

Both the Majority Tycoon Saad Hariri and the Syrian National Popular Party have announced their Candidates in multi-million dollar ceremonies.

You have read it here first on R A P I O: Venezuela, thanks to its eccentric Dic-tator Hugo Chavez and with the help of Iran and Russia will become the first Nuclear Power in Latin America.

Both Warlords Al-Wali Jumblat and Samir Jaajaa announce their respective Candidates for the Parliamentary elections.

So far the youngest Candidate to be running for elections is 26 years old Nayla Tueini, daughter of Gebran Tueni.

Singer Ghassan Rahbani announces his candidacy to the elections in the Antelias District.

The Eastern European Blind Lady who predicted a black man will rule the white house did also predict years ago that World War 3 will start in February 2010.

Meanwhile, Russia, Japan, the US and South Korea are closely monitoring North Korea's eminent launch of a nuclear missile to react one way or another.

Sami Gemayel reveals that there are 1st Class Citizens in Lebanon and there are 2nd Class Citizens. The young Gemayel asks why February 14 is a national holiday to remember PM Rafiq Hariri's murder while September 14, when President Bashir Gemayel was assassinated, is not considered a national holiday.

Al-Wali Jumblat denies having attended the meeting that took place between Hariri, Jaajaa and Gemayel to nominate the Candidates of the Majority. If true, this means that Jumblat is clearly switching back to the Syrian and Iranian umbrella and the Majority coalition is disintegrating.

On the Minority level, troubles continue to surface between warlords Michel Aoun and Nabih Berri.

The Lebanese Police has successfully released 14 year old Amine Khansa who was kidnapped 4 days ago. Khansa was found handcuffed to a bed outside the Druze Heartland City of Aley. One of the kidnappers, Abdel Kader Mekdad was arrested but the ID of the remaining members of the gang has not been made public for some reason!

According to a Former close Advisor to Amine Gemayel, the Armenian Lebanese have decided to cast their votes against Amine Gemayel for his adamant refusal to grant certain Armenians the Lebanese Citizenship while he was President of the Lebanon.

Jumblat, Hariri, Jaajaa and Gemayel meet to nominate the Majority Candidates.

Amine Khansa, the 14 year old child who was kidnapped on his way to school in West Beirut yesterday remains at large and his father pleads his kidnappers for his release.

Al-Akhbar daily accuses Syrian Agent in Lebanon Michel Murr of belonging to several intelligence agencies ranging from the CIA, Syrian SS, Mossad and others. Murr is also accused for financing the Lebanese Forces.

Hezbolla Deputy Hajj Hassan is in London for direct talks with British Officials in order to present his Party's point of view as the UK is opening-up to Hezbolla in Lebanon and the US to the Islamic Republic of Iran.

The Armenians are still awaiting the highest bidder to decide which way to vote during the next elections.

A teenage boy was kidnapped in front of his house while waiting for the school bus. The kidnappers are asking for a US $1.5 Million in ransom for his release.

No one knows which genius in Lebanon decided to hold the elections during the school year instead of waiting till early July. As a result, schools and students are panicking hoping that the elections will not result in street fights which could delay the end of the school year.

US President Obama may be scheduled to meet Syrian Dic-tator Assad during his up-coming trip to Turkey on April 7, 2009. The Days of Jimmy Peanut Carter are back and Lebanon will return to the Syrian hegemony.

The UK Foreign Affairs Ministry confirms its issuance of a visa to a Hezbolla Deputy to visit London for official meetings with the Brits. Watch your back!

Al Wali Jumblat continues to distance himself from the Hariri Clan which is making the Sunni Muslims very angry.

Forbes Magazine features Beirut in its latest publication.

Both the Majority and the Minority are scaring their constituents about the other side.

The schism is widening between Warlord Al-Wali Jumblat and his Financier, Tycoon Saad Hariri over elections issues, namely in the Chouf District.

Meanwhile, it appears that Minority Chieftain Michel Aoun will be the only Leader to have Candidates running in the entire 10,452km2.

Rafiq Hariri's daughter, Hind, has married Anas Karout in a private ceremony. Hind Hariri is reported to be one of the richest women by Forbes Magazine.

High tension remains in the Hezbolla heartland of Baalbeck where Army units have been clashing with the Shia Muslim Jaafar Tribe.

Another high tension is reported between the UNIFIL and Hezbolla in the Beqaa oil rich town of Sohmor.

Both Samir Jaajaa and Amine Gemayel are spending a couple of days Lobbying for themselves in the Christian City of Zahle. Funny enough: both Jaajaa and Gemayel never visited Zahleh before the elections.

Does anyone know where Engineer Joseph Sader is? Sader was kidnapped in Hezbolla Land on his way to work over a month and a half ago.

A Lebanese Army Patrol was hit by an RPG rocket resulting in injuring 4 soldiers and 1 officer in the Hezbolla heartland of Baalbeck.

The Lebanese media reports that Minority Chieftain Michel Aoun is facing 3 fronts; 1 against the Majority, 1 against the Center and 1 against his own allies within the Minority coalition.

Summer timing in the Lebanon gets into effect at midnight tonight.

A heavy snow and rain storm has hit the Lebanon surprisingly.

Unconfirmed reports indicate that Michel Aoun may substitute Syrian Agent Michel Murr with his brother Gabriel Murr on his list of Nominees in the Metn elections.

Friends of Bashir announce their support to Michel Aoun in the Ashrafieh District instead of supporting Bashir's son Nadim who is running neck in neck against Massoud Ashkar (aka Pussy).

Majority Leader and Chameleon Al-Wali Jumblat continues his shifting political adherence to a one that is closer to Syria.

Lebanese Pop Singer Haifa Wehbe decides to marry her long term Eguyptian boyfriend. The wedding will take place in Beirut next month and she has invited all her fans to take part in the aftermath ceremony.

The Gemayel Feudal Family puts the blame on the Army and Police for the booby trapped car placed near its Godfather's mansion in Bikfaya.

Meanwhile, Slaves of Druze Warlord Al-Wali Jumblat defend their Master's on-going political changesas being one day with Syria and another day against Syrian then again with Syria.

Police discovers a booby trapped car near the mansion of Feudal Lord Amine Gemayel in Bikfaya.

Hariri Clan owned newspaper Al-Mustakbal publishes disgarceful photos of Jesus.

Ancient Lebanese Singer Sabah reveals that she had several extra-marital relations including an Arab Prince while she was married to Actor Rushdi Abaza, one of her 9 husbands .

R A P I O could not publish its news earlier today due to technical reasons.

Students from both the Lebanese Forces and the Free Patriotic Movement clashed with each other on the Campus of the Lebanese American University in Byblos. . . And they consider themselves to be the future of Lebanon . . . What a future ya Dude. . .

The Majority is in disarray due to the divisions among its Christians over the up-coming elections.

Lebanon has finally accepted Ali Abdel-Kareem Ali as the first Syrian Ambassador to the 10,452km2.

The Balestinians continue to assassinate each other in the Lebanon. Medhat Naguy is the latest PLO Terrorist for being blown-up to pieces by fellow Balestinian Hamas.

Meanwhile, New-TV Station paves the way to promote the naturalization of Balestinians in the Lebanon as it broadcasts poor Balestinian Children with no place to go or no work to do.

The Hariri Clan is upset with Majority Leader Al-Wali Jumblat for sending signals that he is ready to switch sides back to the Syrian circle once again. That serves them right.

Maronite Patriarch Nasroulla Sfeir proves one more time that he is the Chief Procrastinator by requesting the delay of lowering the voting age from 21 to 18.

The Minority reveals that a Hariri Clan member, Deputy Fatfat had a plan ready to naturalize 25071 Balestinians in the Lebanon.

The Pharmacists Syndicate forbids all pharmacists in Lebanon from giving any discounts on the high prices of drugs to their Patients or Customers.

Majority Leader Al-Wali Jumblat denies being roughed-up by Protesters in the Chouf.

A mother stabbed a Policeman in South Lebanon in order to facilitate her son to runaway from prison. She gives a new meaning to "Happy Mother's Day"!

While the United Kingdom is courting Hezbolla, the U.S. has opened-up to Hezbolla's Grand Masters in Iran.

Unconfirmed reports reveal that Saudi Tycoon Al-Walid Ben Talal has financed the re-opening of M-TV which was founded in the Nineties by Gabriel Murr. The popular television company M-TV was forced to shut down by Gabriel's brother and Syrian Agent Michel Murr under direct orders from the Syrian Baath Regime.

Security authorities report heavy fighting has erupted between various Balestinian terror groups in the Mieh-Mieh Terror Camp.

The UK based Economist Intelligence Unit reveals that the world economy faces 30% risk of entering into a global depression.

The Lebanese Parliament has voted to drop the voting age from 21 to 18 starting with the 2013 elections. This new law gives the Muslims in the Lebanon a clear two third of the electoral body. The only way to balance this would be to allow the Lebanese living abroad to vote in their respective embassies.

The Majority is overtly offering free airline tickets to any Lebanese living abroad who wish to go to Lebanon and vote for the Hariri led coalition. Will the Minority follow the same path? In any event, the Lebanese are well known to be bought, especially during elections and then they start crying and weeping why their country is so screwed-up.

Syria is demanding that UN Envoy stops his interferences in Syria’s interferences in Lebanese internal affairs ! So, Mr. Bashar: What is allowed for you is not allowed on you?

Mini Feudal Lord Boutros Harb has cautioned his fellow members in the majority from renewed assassination attempts to enable the minority to have the majority control over the Parliament.

The public transportation Syndicate goes on strike today. A massive march is scheduled to take place in the streets of Beirut to protest the high taxation on gasoline.

The biggest electoral battle will take place in the all Christian Metn District where the majority is split and the minority is not very well liked.