A teenage boy was kidnapped in front of his house while waiting for the school bus. The kidnappers are asking for a US $1.5 Million in ransom for his release.

No one knows which genius in Lebanon decided to hold the elections during the school year instead of waiting till early July. As a result, schools and students are panicking hoping that the elections will not result in street fights which could delay the end of the school year.

US President Obama may be scheduled to meet Syrian Dic-tator Assad during his up-coming trip to Turkey on April 7, 2009. The Days of Jimmy Peanut Carter are back and Lebanon will return to the Syrian hegemony.