Sunday, May 31, 2009

Azerbaijan exposes a Hezbolla-Iranian Plot to blow-up the Israeli Embassy in its Capital.

Both Warlords Aoun and Jaajaa are accusing each other for the killing of Christians in the Lebanon. SHAME ! Shame on them but the biggest Shame is on those who still believe in either one of them. R A P I O

Saturday, May 30, 2009

Reuters News Agency confirms 3 cases of the Swine Flu in the Lebanon. One asks: How can a foreign news agency reveal such information while the Lebanese Government is absent minded about it and did not inform the Public about this crucial health care issue? Next question: Is the Lebanese Government planning to do anything to prevent more cases from entering the country via the Airport or Syria?

Independent Observers note that ALL the Israeli Spy cells which have been exposed so far in the Lebanon were established by the Israeli Mossad, Sayeret Matkal, Aman and Shin Bet during the years of the Syrian Occupation of the 10,452km2.

BE INDEPENDENT - BE FREE - VOTE YOUR CONSCIENCE > TIME FOR A REAL CHANGE > Both 8 AND 14 March Leaderships will take the Lebanese People to Hell if we, The People, continue supporting such mentality of aggression and feudalism, be it political or religious feudalism. More armed clashes are reported within the Christian areas of the 10,452km2.

At least 6 people are reported wounded, including 2 Special Forces Lebanese soldiers when clashes erupted between thugs belonging to Michel Aoun and others belonging to Mini-Feudal Lord Emil Nawfal in the City of Byblos.

The United States Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI) has intercepted a WANTED Balestinian Bomb Expert who fled recently to Lebanon and is in a hiding place for the time being. Welcome to Lebanon Ya FBI...

Friday, May 29, 2009

Unconfirmed media reports reveal that some 20 Lebanese held hostage in Syrian Jails may be released soon.

Minority Chieftain Michel Aoun accuses Amine Gemayel for not prosecuting the Killers of his brother the Late President-elect Bashir Gemayel when Amine was President of Lebanon.

In counter accusations, the Kataeb Party of Amine Gemayel asks Aoun for the reasons Aoun does not bring-up the the Suspects who tried to assassinate him in Cyprus.

It should be noted that in both cases, ONE Party stands behind the killing and attempted killings and that Party is the Syrian Social National Party also known in Arabic as the Al-Hezb Alqawmi Al-Souri Al-ijtima3i.

Majority Tycoon Saad Hariri states during his election campaign that while the "Majority thinks Lebanon First, the Minority thinks Lebanon Last".

Thursday, May 28, 2009

Hezbolla allows the Lebanese Army to deploy in South Lebanon freely in order to assist in controlling the security before and during the June 7 election day.

Both Amine Gemayel and Saad Hariri express their readiness to meet with Hezbolla's Chieftain Dr. Hassan Nasroulla.

Amine Gemayel reveals during a live TV interview the presence of 16 Balestinian Terror Camps under direct Syrian Control spread all over Lebanon.

Spain wins the European Football Championship against England with a 2 - 0 score.

Wednesday, May 27, 2009

Finally, after years of being ignored, the Supreme Justices have been appointed by the Lebanese Government.

The Lebanese Army arrests one of its Colonels and a Customs Corporal for spying for Israel.

The whereabouts of Joseph Sader who was kidnapped in daylight on his way to work remain unknown.

It is expected that the first Syrian Ambassador to Lebanon takes-up his job in Beirut today.

Tuesday, May 26, 2009

Iranian Dic-tator Ahmadi Najad states that the Islamic Republic of Iran will form a new Strategic Alliance in the Middle East if the Hezbolla led coalition wins the elections in Lebanon.

Most Analysts predict a difference of 3 to 6 seats only to be won by the current Minority.

It is hoped that Lebanon has avoided another attempt to destabilize it by foreign interventions.

Lebanese Army Units surround the Mar Elias Sector of Muslim West Beirut after thugs belonging to both the Majority and Minority chased each other in the streets of that area.

Monday, May 25, 2009

The Head of an NGO in Lebanon has been arrested for spying to Israel. His name remains not known as the Army Intel continues to interrogate him.

Ibrahim Shouman is the latest victim of the violence between the Majority and Minority. Shouman was killed last night during heavy fighting between the Shouman and Abou Arab Clans in West Beqaa.

As expected, Hezbolla denies Der Spiegel's accusations that it stands behind the assassination of Rafiq Hariri.

In a live TV Debate on LBC-TV, Majority Candidate Sami Gemayel wipes the floor with his counterpart in the Minority Deputy Ibrahim Qenaan in a most arrogant way. Gemayel left Qenaan sinking in the tons of papers he had brought along to the debate and kept him on the defensive all the time.

Sunday, May 24, 2009

For some unknown reasons and after all this time, today, German Newspaper Der Spiegel writes that Hezbolla and NOT Syria who has planned and is involved in the assassination of PM Rafiq Hariri.
The first public reaction came from Omar Karameh, a Sunni Muslim, who stated "Let us hope this will not be the start of a new round of fighting" in Lebanon.

Saturday, May 23, 2009

History repeats itself:
The 3rd Reich = Nazi Germany - 1939
The 3rd Republic = Hezbolla Lebanon - 2009

Armed with today's strongest Militia in the World, Hezbolla’s Fuhrer Dr. Hassan Nasroulla continues his charismatic threats to any Lebanese who does not agree with his doctrine; exactly what Adolf Hitler did in Europe.

A new Lebanese flag is being portrayed in Lebanon showing the Hezbolla’s Logo replacing the Cedar as the symbol of the 10,452km2. It is the Shia Way or NO WAY!

Heavy fighting is reported in the Balestinian Camp of Shatila in West Beirut between Al-Qaeda and pro-Syrian armed elements.

U.S. VP Joseph Biden informs his so-called Lebanese Allies in the Majority that the U.S. will drop its support to them (This won’t be the first time the US turns its back on its Allies in the World) and will stop its supplies of USED and Surplus Army trucks and troops carriers to the Lebanese Army if a Hezbolla led coalition wins the June 09 elections.

It is expected that Lebanon will encounter the highest number of Media coverage in the World News between June 6 and June 8, 2009.

Should Hezbolla win with a Landslide, Lebanon can become a 2nd Hamassesstan subject to blind, and uncontrolled bombardment by Israel blessed by the West, similar to what is happening in the West Bank and the Gaza Strip after Hamas had won the elections in Balestine.

A new restaurant was inaugurated in the Beirut Southern Suburbs of Hezbolla-Land named after Venezuelan Dic-tator and Hezbolla’s Advocate “HUGO CHAVES”.
For more details and photos, click on
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and scroll down.

Friday, May 22, 2009

US Vice-President Joseph Biden is expected in Lebanon today.

Hezbolla fears an eminent Israeli assassination attack on its Fuhrer Dr. Hassan Nasroulla.

An Egyptian court sentences Billionaire Businessman and the 2nd most powerful figure in Egypt Talaat Mustafa to death for his involvement in the brutal assassination of Lebanese Singer Susanne Tamim who turned out to be married to him and to Two other dudes! What a world...

Thursday, May 21, 2009

Lebanon Chief of Police Ashraf Rifi reveals for the first time that Syria may be preparing for some sort of a security breach in the 10,452km2 by elections day.

The U.S. is very concerned over an eventual win by the Hezbolla led coalition in the June 09 Lebanese elections.

Minority Chieftain Michel Aoun invites Majority Tycoon Saad Hariri to give the President more executive power in order to lead the country properly.

Wednesday, May 20, 2009

Feudal Lord and Deputy Elias Skaff accused Former PM Rafiq Hariri of being an Israeli Agent.

Lebanese Pop Star Nancy Ajram has given birth to her first baby girl.

A new schism has been reported between Warlords Nabih Berri and Michel Aoun; this time in the Zahleh District.

Another schism is also reported among the Maronites in the Kesrouan District, namely between the Kataeb Party and mini-feudal lord Fares Boueiz.

Tuesday, May 19, 2009

Armed clashes took place between thugs belonging to the Lebanese Forces and others belonging to the Tawk Family in the Northern Christian Town of Besharreh.

Hezbolla goes on full alert on the eve of the Israeli Military maneuvers along its borders with Lebanon.

News reports reveal that several Lebanese from South Lebanon, mostly Shia Muslims, have fled to Israel in order to escape being arrested by Hezbolla or the Lebanese Police on spying charges.

Monday, May 18, 2009

Feudal Lord and Syrian Proxy Sleiman Franjieh accuses President Michel Sleiman of interfering in the up-coming parliamentary elections.

A new planned campaign is set in motion by Syria's surrogates in Lebanon in order to reduce the Presidential term of Michel Sleiman.

3 people are arrested after the motorcade of Deputy Ibrahim Kenaan was shot at in the Christian town of Mansourieh.

Sunday, May 17, 2009

Pro-Syrian Lebanese General Jameel Sayyed has asked that he takes over the Ministry of Justice if his fellow Syrian agents in Lebanon want to reward him for his Jail days by the Hariri entourage.

Independent Observers are cautious about a possible assassination of a major "Politician" in the current Majority coalition as a move to resurrect it and to have people vote for it.

Live Lebanese TV show "Lil-Nashr" revealed last night how most, if not all, Journalists in Lebanon get bribes from "Politicians", namely from Michel Murr. Some, even do it openly and are not ashamed of it.

Saturday, May 16, 2009

Succumbing to anti-democratic forces, LBC-TV Chairman Pierre Daher pulls all political satirist and comedy shows off the Air.

The Lebanese Army arrests Ziad Homsi, the former Mayor of the Beqaa town of Saad Nayel and a current Official in the Hariri Clan "Future Movement". Homsi has been charged with espionage for Israel.

In a TV appearance, Hezbolla Fuhrer Dr. Hassan Nasroulla threatens all non-Shia Lebanese by declaring 7th of May a Glorious and a Merry Day in the history of the Islamic Resistance. May 7, 2008 was marked by a swift Hezbolla's military occupation of all of Muslim West Beirut last year.

Following in the foot steps of his fellow Warlord Al-Wali Jumblat, Lebanese Forces Samir Jaajaa continues to brake-up the unity of what is left of the Majority in the up-coming Parliamentary elections.

Friday, May 15, 2009

Lebanon backward religious mentality bans another movie from screening in Lebanese Theaters.

After putting a ban on "The DaVinci Code" and "Metropolis", Lebanon's religious lords forbid the launch of "Angels & Demons". . . And they call Lebanon the ONLY "Democracy" in the Arab World! Democracy my Ass.

Did you know that ONLY Lebanon has a Triple Taxation system in the World?

In today's Ad-Dyar, Publisher Charles Ayoub calls pro-Aoun Comedian and Political Satirist Charbel Khalil as a "Bastard Piece of Shit". For a full story click on http://www.journaladdiyar.com/

Thursday, May 14, 2009

Three new Israeli spy cells were arrested in Southern Lebanon by the Lebanese Army.

President Michel Sleiman is confident that he may control more than one third of the new Parliament.

The N.Y. Times reveal that the Christians of the Middle East have dropped from 20% to 5%; whereby most of those who left did so in Lebanon, Balestine and Iraq due to rise in Islamic Fundamentalism.

Warlord Samir Jaajaa has asked that he presides over a new Christian Block in the Parliament in order for him to ease-off on his conditions within the Majority. If he succeeds, Jaajaa would take the Leadership of some of the Christians away from the Sunni Muslim Hariri Clan and would confirm a split within the Christians inside the new Parliament as he faces off Michel Aoun.

Wednesday, May 13, 2009

Renewed armed fighting is reported between pro-Hariri Sunni Muslims and pro-Syrian Alawite Muslims in Tripoli.

Voters in Saida are dubbing Candidate and PM Fouad Saniora as the "Tax Dude".

Israel delivers to the UN the map of the mines it planted in Southern Lebanon in August 2006. When will Syria do the same with all the other mines it planted throughout the 10,452km2 during its years of occupation?

Tuesday, May 12, 2009

Michel Aoun blames President Michel Sleiman and the Justice system for their silence behind the media's accusations of him trying to topple the President.

The Lebanese Authorities displays the various spy ware caught recently with the Israeli spies in Lebanon. One of the pieces is an Igloo used as an advanced GPS to pinpoint targets used by Israeli Jets for bombardments in the August 2006 Hezbolla-Jewish war of attrition.

Monday, May 11, 2009

A National survey ranks President Michel Sleiman as the Best Politician in the Lebanon today followed by Minister of Interior Ziad Baroud.

Tomorrow the Lebanese Authorities will reveal the members of the Israeli Spy cells arrested recently along with the advanced spy ware caught with them. Will the day come when the same authorities dare reveal the Saudi, Egyptian , Syrian and Iranian spies working in Lebanon as well?

Sunday, May 10, 2009

More Israeli Spies are falling like mosquitoes into the hands of the Lebanese Internal Security Forces in Southern Lebanon. Observers are reminded of the eve of the Islamic Revolution in Iran when all Western Intelligence apparatus fell apart just days before Ayatolla Khomeiny and His Shia Clergymen took over Iran.

The Syrio-Iranian Troica comprised of Nasroulla, Aoun and Berri meet to define their post elections strategy.

Former pro-Syrian Deputy Fares Bouez accuses Michel Aoun of planning to topple current President Michel Sleiman.

Saturday, May 9, 2009

President Michel Sleiman is working on a Central Coalition Block within the new Parliament. This new block will be comprised of Independent Candidates as well as others currently belonging to the Minority and the Majority.

It is expected that the new central block will be headed by either Feudal-Warlord Al Wali Jumblat re His fellow Feudal Lord Michel Murr.

Zahleh Block of Skaff may also be moving towards the Center away from Aoun.

International and Arab Investors are awaiting the post-elections to decide on whether to spend money in Lebanon or not.

Friday, May 8, 2009

On the 1st anniversary of Hezbolla's Invasion of West Beirut, a schism has surfaced between Michel Aoun and Hezbolla since both parties have signed a Memorandum of Understanding.

Hezbolla criticizes Aoun for his selection of a Maronite Candidate against Eternal Speaker and Warlord Nabih Berri in the Christian District of Jezzine!

Meanwhile, hatred is on the increase between Warlords Samir Jaajaa and Michel Aoun and their respective lackeys within the Maronite District of Kesrouan leading to more divisions in the Christian community in what is left of the " Dream of the 10,452km2 ".

Thursday, May 7, 2009

US Jewish Journalist Simon Hersh accuses Former US Vice-President Dick Cheney for ordering the killings of Warlord Elie Hobeika and Former PM Rafiq Hariri.

Lebanese Minister of Defense Elias Murr affirms that he can only accept the weapons of the Lebanese Army within the Lebanon and any other weapon can be discussed in a National Dialogue. The Problem ya Mr. Murr is that this non-Army weapon has been subject to discussions since 1975. First it was the Balestinian weapon and then Hezbolla's weapon and nothing gets resolved.

Western media is declaring the "End of the Cedar Revolution" and invites Western Leaders to deal with Hezbolla as the Ruling entity in the Lebanon.

Wednesday, May 6, 2009

Iranian President Ahmadi Najad declares from Syria that Hezbolla shall remain operational until the liberation of all Territories. Which territories remain unknown. This also means that there will be more Lebanese, members of Hezbolla, whose lives shall be shed to satisfy Foreign Agendas.

The Governor of the Lebanese Central Bank declares that Lebanon has 30 Billion US Dollars in Foreign Deposits.

Lebanese Minister of Interiors expresses his deep concerns for just elections in the absence of a proper High Court.

Tuesday, May 5, 2009

Former Lebanese President and Feudal Lord Amine Gemayel is rushed to Hotel Dieu Hospital last night.

Warlord Samir Geagea counter attacks his fellow Warlord Hezbolla Chieftain Hassan Nasroualla by defending the Lebanese Judicial System.

The Lebanese Authorities arrest a 4th Spy cell working for the Israeli Mossad.

Monday, May 4, 2009

Shia Muslim Ahmad Al-Assaad calls on putting political pressure on Hezbolla to ease off its own pressure and hegemony from the rest of the Lebanese people.

Israel is ready to withdraw from the Lebanese village of Ghajar in South Lebanon so that Hezbolla can raise its flag over the place.

The Lebanese Army discover another spy cell in Hezbolla Land of Southern Lebanon.

Where is Jospeh Sader?

Sunday, May 3, 2009

Remember: DO NOT VOTE FOR THE TRADITIONAL POLITICIANS WHO LED THE COUNTRY TO ITS CURRENT MISERIES. SAY NO TO POLITICAL & RELIGIOUS HEGEMONY. SAY NO TO FEUDALISM.

Judge Mirza who has been the prime target by Syria and Hezbolla for placing the 4 Lebanese Generals in Jail for the assassination of Rafiq Hariri has confirmed that he will not resign.

Suddenly after over 4 years of keeping quiet, Hezbolla Chieftain Dr. Hassan Nasroulla has woken-up by orders of his Masters and decided to accuse Israel for the assassination of Hariri. Let us assume he is 100% right, the question remains: why did he wait 4 years to make these accusations?

Saturday, May 2, 2009

Hezbolla Chieftain Dr Hassan Nasroulla rejects any future decisions by the special international tribunal for Lebanon.

The Minority coalition and all the Syrian paid henchmen in the Lebanon continue their strong offensive against the Lebanese Judicial system for placing the 4 Generals in prison for nearly 4 years while forgetting that when THEY were in power, hundreds of Lebanese were imprisoned innocently.

Friday, May 1, 2009

Hezbolla's Chief Dr. Hassan Nasroulla addresses the Nation tonight. He is expected to issue a new warning to Israel.

The Swine Flu has hit the White House.

Iran cancels its scheduled Air Force show after receiving an Intel tip from Russia that Israel was planning to destroy all 150 Iranian military Jets during the show.

Thursday, April 30, 2009

The release from jail of all 4 Generals accused in the assassination of Rafiq Hariri.

Machine gun fire was heard in various parts of the country in celebration of their freedom.

Queen Elizabeth receives Lebanese President and First Lady Michel Sleiman in Buckingham Palace.

Egypt President Hossni Mobarak issues another warning to Hezbolla.

Wednesday, April 29, 2009

Yesterday, President Sleiman headed for London on a 3-day official visit.

Today is the D Day for the 4 Generals imprisonned for the murder of Rafiq Hariri. Either they will be set free or will be sent to a hearing in Holland.

Minority Chieftain Michel Aoun accuses the Lebanese Tobacco Agency (Regie), under control by Warlord Nabih Berri, to be bribbing people during the elections. The Agency categoricaly denies these accusations.

Tuesday, April 28, 2009

Don't Sell Your Honor to the Politicians.

Washington is betting on a new political front in the Lebanon that would comprise Al-Wali Jumblat, Nabih Berri, Mohamad Safadi , Michel Murr and Najib Mikati. The new parliamentary block would represent the President of the Country and would balance off the forces of 8 and 14 March within the new Parliament.

Ironically, Syrian Agent Michel Murr and the so-called anti-Syrian Feudal Lord Amin Gemayel have announced their united electoral list against Minority Chieftain Michel Aoun in the Metn District.

Tomorrow, the International Tribunal will decide whether to keep the 4 Generals held in jail accused to be behind the assassination of Rafiq Hariri or to release them.

Lebanon stops the importation of live stocks of pigs.

Monday, April 27, 2009

Lebanon celebrates the 4th Anniversary of the withdrawal of the Syrian occupation forces from the 10,452km2 from the door and is getting ready to re-receive them back from the window.

The Lebanese Authorities arrests a 2nd Intel Cell working for the Mossad within the past 30 days.

US Secretary of State Hilary Clinton makes an un-announced 3 hour visit to Beirut where she met with Lebanese President Sleiman and visited the tomb of the late Rafiq Hariri. Yo Clinton: Why only Hariri? Was he the ONLY Martyr in the Lebanon?

UNESCO declares Beirut as a World Capital for Literature.

Haifa Wehbe disappoints millions of her fans and gets married over the week-end in downtown Beirut with an estimated wedding cost of 9 Million US Dollars.

Saturday, April 25, 2009

The Lebanese media is reporting that the 4 Generals jailed for the assassination of Rafiq Hariri and 20 other Lebanese may be freed shortly.

The Lebanese Authorities arrest another Intel Cell working for the Israeli Mossad.

Confirmed reports reveal that the majority of the Lebanese are being bought in order to vote for either the Majority or the Minority. What a shame... And then later on, the Lebanese will be crying wolf once again...

Friday, April 24, 2009

Egyptian President Mobarak issues Lebanon and Hezbolla in particular a strong warning not to mess with Egypt National Security.

Lebanese Authorities stop over 250 Syrian trucks from entering the Lebanese territories at the Northern Aaboudieh crossing point.

In a drastic and dangerous sudden move, the Taliban is reportedly edging closer to take over the Pakistani Capital. One should note that Pakistan is a nuclear power.

Meanwhile, Israeli Intel sources report that Iran may be producing its first nuclear weapon before the summer of 2009!



Thursday, April 23, 2009

Feudal and Warlord Al-Wali Jumblat held a press conference to justify his cursing of the Maronites in Lebanon and for calling the Sunnis as cowards. No one is convinced with the sincerity of the wishy-washy Jumblat and no one will ever will. ENOUGH BULLSHIT YA JUMBLAT.

Former Speaker of the House Hussein Al-Husseini withdraws his Candidacy from the elections as a Shia Muslim due to the overwhelming influence of a One Party domination as he puts it in reference to Hezbolla.

Hezbolla withdraws all his Candidates from Beirut. Physically that is but its Militia and dominance of the Capital remain remnant and outside the control of the Government.

Wednesday, April 22, 2009

Sami Gemayel denounced the statement made by Al-Wali Jumblat when he said that the Maronites are a Bad Specie.

Jumblat has called for a Press conference to bullshit and justify his statements about the Maronites and the Sunnis of Aakkar.

Greek Orthodox Bishop Aawdi expressed his support to the young Candidates (i.e. Nayla Tueini and Nadim Gemayel) running in Ashrafieh against the Older regime (General Abou Jamra).

Thugs belonging to Politicians have shot 3 valet parking Attendants near Hotel Le Gabriel in the Christian Sector of Ashrafieh.

Other thugs succeeded in robbing a Bank and a Jewelery store in the Beqaa and were seen taking refuge the Sunni Islamist Sector of Majdel Aanjar.

Diplomatic sources predict that Syria may not send its Ambassador to Lebanon till after the elections in Beirut.

Tuesday, April 21, 2009

Fouad Saniora announces that he will step down as Prime Minister after the Parliamentary elections in June 2009.

Michel Khoury, the first Lebanese Ambassador to Syria starts his job in Damascus making it a historic moment as Syria never recognized Lebanon as a sovereign country.

Commenting on Jumblat's statement that the Christians are Isolationists and the Sunnis could not do anything, Aoun is quoted saying that "I do not expect more from him".

Monday, April 20, 2009

The Lebanese media reports that the Israeli Spying Cell that was uncovered two weeks ago and headed by a Retired Lebanese General was also capable of infiltrating the security apparatus of Hezabolla.

The Aounists are trying to open-up to Al Wali Jumblat by justifying his cursing of the Maronites. The Aounists are saying: "What if Jumblat was right? What if his previous and current relationship with the Maronites so far has led him to make such statements?"

A reconciliation gathering took place in Choueifat between Druze belonging to Feudal Lord Al -Wali Jumblat and Shia Muslims belonging to Hezbolla.

Sunday, April 19, 2009

R A P I O extends its Easter wishes to its Orthodox Readers.

A grenade was thrown inside Serhal Center in the Christian District of Ain Roummaneh in Beirut. No casualties are reported.

The UAE reacts to Syrian demands and arrests Mohamed Siddik, the chief witness in the assassination of Rafiq Hariri and 20 other Lebanese. Siddik has been living in the Emirate of Sharjah since he disappeared from his self-exile in France.

The Lebanese Police arrested 13 Egyptian and Eastern European women charged with Prostitution in the City of Junieh.

Saturday, April 18, 2009

The Majority is disintegrating... and so is the Cedar Revolution...

Syrian Agent Nassib Lahoud pulls out of the Parliamentary Elections in a possible request from his Grand Masters in Damascus in favor of the other Syrian Agents either Michel Murr's or Michel Aoun's Candidates.

Since his return to the Syrio-Iranian hegemony, Al-Wali Jumblat has returned to his Civil War naming of the allies for the past 4 years, the Lebanese Forces, as "Bad Kind" and "Isolationists".

Friday, April 17, 2009

Youssef Ftouni, kidnapped 3 days ago has been found assassinated in the Druze Land of Aley District. Only last night, his daughter was shown on live TV saying that she misses her Daddy... The Police has arrested 2 brothers suspected in the shooting of their friends Ftouni for personal reasons.

A heavy winter storm adorns the hills of the 10,452km2.

The Free Patriotic Movement of Michel Aoun is proposing a new law that would allow the Lebanese Prisoners of Syrian Jails to receive financial remunerations from the Government.

Hezbolla welcomes Warlord Al-Wali Jumblat back into their Syrio-Iranian Camp.

Studies show that the average monthly income of a Lebanese household is a mere US $450. And the Lebanese keep following their same Feudal Leaders...

All Middle East Airlines flights to Lebanon are fully booked for June 2009 as Lebanese Emigrants are prepared to cast their votes in their motherland.

Thursday, April 16, 2009

Lebanon bids goodbye to the 4 Lebanese Army soldiers who were ambushed by Drug dealers in the Beqaa.

The Lebanese Army continues to chase the drug dealers in the Hezbolla heartland of Baalbek.

Finally, the arrest of the Retired Lebanese General for spying for Israel is made public. Investigators reveal that the General has been on the Mossad payroll for at least 25 years.

Minority Chieftain Michel Aoun dumps one of his closest ally, Fayez Karam, in order to satisfy Feudal Lord Sleiman Franjieh in the Zghorta District. Karam has been an outspoken supporter of Aoun, only to be dumped by his Master in order to keep feudalism well alive in the Lebanon.

Moreover, Franjieh is demanding that Aoun dumps another of his closest Advisers, Deputy Salhab and to replace him with Emile Lahoud, the son of former President Emile Lahoud!!!

Wednesday, April 15, 2009

The arrest of a Retired Lebanese Army General for spying for Israel is being kept undisclosed by the Lebanese Authorities and remains unpublished by the media in Lebanon.

The US to provide the Lebanese Air Force with 12 unmanned reconnaissance kit planes.

Mass gathering is scheduled to take place in Choueifat between Al Wali Jumblat and Hezbolla today. This event will turn Jumblat once again to become pro-Hezbolla and pro-Syria after having turned his back on them for the past 4 years.

Heavy machine gun fire has taken place overnight in the Mulla Street of Muslim West Beirut.

The Lebanese Army continues to pursue drug dealers in the Beqaa and has arrested one Sunni Islamist in Majdel Aanjar.

The Syrian Army has spread its units all along the Lebanese-Syrian borders under the pretext not to allow any suspect from fleeing from the Lebanese Army.

Tuesday, April 14, 2009

NEWS FLASH = Dubai based Gulf News reports that the Lebanese Authorities have arrested an unnamed former Lebanese Army General for spying for Israel. The retired General is said to have worked in Israel for the past 10 years.

The Lebanese Army forces its way to the hide outs of the suspects involved in the ambushing and killing 4 soldiers in Hezbolla land of Baalbeck yesterday.

The Egyptian media is calling for the summoning of Hezbolla Chieftain Dr. Hassan Nasroulla to an international tribunal.

Minority Chieftain Michel Aoun heads to Russia today! For what? Nobody knows...

Monday, April 13, 2009

NEWS FLASH = On the 34th Anniversary of the Lebanese-Balestinian War, today four Lebanese Army Soldiers are shot dead and an Officer is severely injured when their Jeep was ambushed by Drug Dealers in the Hezbolla Land near the Beqaa City of Baalbeck.

As of 9:00pm Beirut time, the Lebanese Army has surrounded certain neighbourhoods in Baalbeck in a house to house search for the known assailants and machine gun fire is heard in the City.

Like today on April 13, 1975 Lebanon's identity started to shift when the Balestinians aided by the certain Arab countries, the United States and England tried to take over the 10,452km2. Today, after 34 years, the question remains the same: Has anything changed?

Al-Wali Jumblat continues to distance himself from the Majority in general and the Hariri Clan in particular.

Jumblat said in a live TV interview that he was half joking when he advocated a change in the Syrian Regime!!! So, when is it that Jumblat is telling the truth and when is it that he is NOT joking? Long Live the Beik ! ! !

Sunday, April 12, 2009

R A P I O wishes all its Catholic Readers a HAPPY EASTER. . . It is high time that the Catholics and Orthodox unite in this Holly Day so that Christ is not crucified twice.

Saturday, April 11, 2009

The Druze radicals within the Jumblatists Clan warn the Christians against the return of their Christian Radicals to the Chouf Mountains.

Eternal Speaker Nabih Berri calls for the release of kidnapped Engineer Joseph Sader who went missing over two months ago in Hezbolla Land near the Airport.

Friday, April 10, 2009

In an unprecedented act, the Ministry of Telecommunication cuts the phone lines for 17 Embassies in Lebanon until their dues are paid.

Michel Aoun who claims to be anti-feudal has nominated his son-in-law Gebran (Jijo) Basil for the Maronite seat in the Batroun district.

Hezbolla is working on a repproachment between Aoun and eternal Speaker of the House Nabih Berri.

While the Muslim Clergymen in Lebanon are flocking to become Deputies in the Parliament, the Maronite church has forbidden its priests to do the same.

April 24, 2009 is D-Day for Lebanese Pop Singer Haifa Wehbe when she will tie the knot with her Egyptian Fiance.

Thursday, April 9, 2009

Egypt accuses Hezbolla for planning attacks inside Egypt as it has arrested 49 of its operatives.

Unable to fight the internal Mafia within his Ministry of Public Works, Druze Minister Al-Aaridi publicly reveals that he is a "Weak Minister".

Wednesday, April 8, 2009

Independent Lebanese TV Station M-TV is back after it was forced off the air by the Syrian Baath Regime and its thugs in the Lebanon. Congratulations MTV.

Majority Tycoon Saad Harir gives his Employee Prime Minister Fouad Saniora the green light to run for elections in the Saida District in Southern Lebanon.

A total of 702 Candidates have registered with the Authorities. Only 128 Seats are however to be filled in the Parliament.

Where is Joseph Sader?

Tuesday, April 7, 2009

Syrian Agent Michel Murr has opened his all out war against his former ally Michel Aoun and announces his own Candidates for the Metn Region.

Defense Minister Elias Murr is back in Washington, DC to meet Secretaries of State and Defense Clinton and Gates.

Minority Bosses Michel Aoun and Nabih Berri prepare for an eminent electoral battle in the Jezzine and Baabda Regions.

Monday, April 6, 2009

Lebanon's Catholic Church has celebrated Palms Sunday accompanied by some Orthodox Churches in certain towns and villages.

Israeli intelligence sources reveal that the top 3 Syrian Intelligence Officers who were in charge of Security in the Lebanon when Hariri was assassinated have vanished. General Rustom Ghazaleh and his deputy General Jumaa Jumaa and Colonel Jamal Abu Jamal have disappeared from planet earth.

It appears that international assurances have been given to Syrian Dic-tator Bashar Assad, his ruthless brother Maher and brother-in-law Assef Shawkat that they would not be summoned to the international tribunal for Hariri's murder.

Both the Majority Tycoon Saad Hariri and the Syrian National Popular Party have announced their Candidates in multi-million dollar ceremonies.

You have read it here first on R A P I O: Venezuela, thanks to its eccentric Dic-tator Hugo Chavez and with the help of Iran and Russia will become the first Nuclear Power in Latin America.

Sunday, April 5, 2009

Both Warlords Al-Wali Jumblat and Samir Jaajaa announce their respective Candidates for the Parliamentary elections.


So far the youngest Candidate to be running for elections is 26 years old Nayla Tueini, daughter of Gebran Tueni.

Singer Ghassan Rahbani announces his candidacy to the elections in the Antelias District.

The Eastern European Blind Lady who predicted a black man will rule the white house did also predict years ago that World War 3 will start in February 2010.

Meanwhile, Russia, Japan, the US and South Korea are closely monitoring North Korea's eminent launch of a nuclear missile to react one way or another.

Saturday, April 4, 2009

Sami Gemayel reveals that there are 1st Class Citizens in Lebanon and there are 2nd Class Citizens. The young Gemayel asks why February 14 is a national holiday to remember PM Rafiq Hariri's murder while September 14, when President Bashir Gemayel was assassinated, is not considered a national holiday.

Al-Wali Jumblat denies having attended the meeting that took place between Hariri, Jaajaa and Gemayel to nominate the Candidates of the Majority. If true, this means that Jumblat is clearly switching back to the Syrian and Iranian umbrella and the Majority coalition is disintegrating.

On the Minority level, troubles continue to surface between warlords Michel Aoun and Nabih Berri.

Friday, April 3, 2009

The Lebanese Police has successfully released 14 year old Amine Khansa who was kidnapped 4 days ago. Khansa was found handcuffed to a bed outside the Druze Heartland City of Aley. One of the kidnappers, Abdel Kader Mekdad was arrested but the ID of the remaining members of the gang has not been made public for some reason!

According to a Former close Advisor to Amine Gemayel, the Armenian Lebanese have decided to cast their votes against Amine Gemayel for his adamant refusal to grant certain Armenians the Lebanese Citizenship while he was President of the Lebanon.

Jumblat, Hariri, Jaajaa and Gemayel meet to nominate the Majority Candidates.

Thursday, April 2, 2009

Amine Khansa, the 14 year old child who was kidnapped on his way to school in West Beirut yesterday remains at large and his father pleads his kidnappers for his release.

Al-Akhbar daily accuses Syrian Agent in Lebanon Michel Murr of belonging to several intelligence agencies ranging from the CIA, Syrian SS, Mossad and others. Murr is also accused for financing the Lebanese Forces.

Hezbolla Deputy Hajj Hassan is in London for direct talks with British Officials in order to present his Party's point of view as the UK is opening-up to Hezbolla in Lebanon and the US to the Islamic Republic of Iran.

The Armenians are still awaiting the highest bidder to decide which way to vote during the next elections.

Wednesday, April 1, 2009

A teenage boy was kidnapped in front of his house while waiting for the school bus. The kidnappers are asking for a US $1.5 Million in ransom for his release.

No one knows which genius in Lebanon decided to hold the elections during the school year instead of waiting till early July. As a result, schools and students are panicking hoping that the elections will not result in street fights which could delay the end of the school year.

US President Obama may be scheduled to meet Syrian Dic-tator Assad during his up-coming trip to Turkey on April 7, 2009. The Days of Jimmy Peanut Carter are back and Lebanon will return to the Syrian hegemony.

Tuesday, March 31, 2009

The UK Foreign Affairs Ministry confirms its issuance of a visa to a Hezbolla Deputy to visit London for official meetings with the Brits. Watch your back!

Al Wali Jumblat continues to distance himself from the Hariri Clan which is making the Sunni Muslims very angry.

Forbes Magazine features Beirut in its latest publication.

Monday, March 30, 2009

Both the Majority and the Minority are scaring their constituents about the other side.

The schism is widening between Warlord Al-Wali Jumblat and his Financier, Tycoon Saad Hariri over elections issues, namely in the Chouf District.

Meanwhile, it appears that Minority Chieftain Michel Aoun will be the only Leader to have Candidates running in the entire 10,452km2.

Rafiq Hariri's daughter, Hind, has married Anas Karout in a private ceremony. Hind Hariri is reported to be one of the richest women by Forbes Magazine.

Sunday, March 29, 2009

High tension remains in the Hezbolla heartland of Baalbeck where Army units have been clashing with the Shia Muslim Jaafar Tribe.

Another high tension is reported between the UNIFIL and Hezbolla in the Beqaa oil rich town of Sohmor.

Both Samir Jaajaa and Amine Gemayel are spending a couple of days Lobbying for themselves in the Christian City of Zahle. Funny enough: both Jaajaa and Gemayel never visited Zahleh before the elections.

Saturday, March 28, 2009

Does anyone know where Engineer Joseph Sader is? Sader was kidnapped in Hezbolla Land on his way to work over a month and a half ago.

A Lebanese Army Patrol was hit by an RPG rocket resulting in injuring 4 soldiers and 1 officer in the Hezbolla heartland of Baalbeck.

The Lebanese media reports that Minority Chieftain Michel Aoun is facing 3 fronts; 1 against the Majority, 1 against the Center and 1 against his own allies within the Minority coalition.

Summer timing in the Lebanon gets into effect at midnight tonight.

A heavy snow and rain storm has hit the Lebanon surprisingly.

Friday, March 27, 2009

Unconfirmed reports indicate that Michel Aoun may substitute Syrian Agent Michel Murr with his brother Gabriel Murr on his list of Nominees in the Metn elections.

Friends of Bashir announce their support to Michel Aoun in the Ashrafieh District instead of supporting Bashir's son Nadim who is running neck in neck against Massoud Ashkar (aka Pussy).

Majority Leader and Chameleon Al-Wali Jumblat continues his shifting political adherence to a one that is closer to Syria.

Lebanese Pop Singer Haifa Wehbe decides to marry her long term Eguyptian boyfriend. The wedding will take place in Beirut next month and she has invited all her fans to take part in the aftermath ceremony.

Thursday, March 26, 2009

The Gemayel Feudal Family puts the blame on the Army and Police for the booby trapped car placed near its Godfather's mansion in Bikfaya.

Meanwhile, Slaves of Druze Warlord Al-Wali Jumblat defend their Master's on-going political changesas being one day with Syria and another day against Syrian then again with Syria.

Wednesday, March 25, 2009

Police discovers a booby trapped car near the mansion of Feudal Lord Amine Gemayel in Bikfaya.

Hariri Clan owned newspaper Al-Mustakbal publishes disgarceful photos of Jesus.

Ancient Lebanese Singer Sabah reveals that she had several extra-marital relations including an Arab Prince while she was married to Actor Rushdi Abaza, one of her 9 husbands .

Tuesday, March 24, 2009

R A P I O could not publish its news earlier today due to technical reasons.

Students from both the Lebanese Forces and the Free Patriotic Movement clashed with each other on the Campus of the Lebanese American University in Byblos. . . And they consider themselves to be the future of Lebanon . . . What a future ya Dude. . .

The Majority is in disarray due to the divisions among its Christians over the up-coming elections.

Lebanon has finally accepted Ali Abdel-Kareem Ali as the first Syrian Ambassador to the 10,452km2.

The Balestinians continue to assassinate each other in the Lebanon. Medhat Naguy is the latest PLO Terrorist for being blown-up to pieces by fellow Balestinian Hamas.

Meanwhile, New-TV Station paves the way to promote the naturalization of Balestinians in the Lebanon as it broadcasts poor Balestinian Children with no place to go or no work to do.

Monday, March 23, 2009

The Hariri Clan is upset with Majority Leader Al-Wali Jumblat for sending signals that he is ready to switch sides back to the Syrian circle once again. That serves them right.

Maronite Patriarch Nasroulla Sfeir proves one more time that he is the Chief Procrastinator by requesting the delay of lowering the voting age from 21 to 18.

The Minority reveals that a Hariri Clan member, Deputy Fatfat had a plan ready to naturalize 25071 Balestinians in the Lebanon.

Sunday, March 22, 2009

The Pharmacists Syndicate forbids all pharmacists in Lebanon from giving any discounts on the high prices of drugs to their Patients or Customers.

Majority Leader Al-Wali Jumblat denies being roughed-up by Protesters in the Chouf.

A mother stabbed a Policeman in South Lebanon in order to facilitate her son to runaway from prison. She gives a new meaning to "Happy Mother's Day"!

Saturday, March 21, 2009

While the United Kingdom is courting Hezbolla, the U.S. has opened-up to Hezbolla's Grand Masters in Iran.

Unconfirmed reports reveal that Saudi Tycoon Al-Walid Ben Talal has financed the re-opening of M-TV which was founded in the Nineties by Gabriel Murr. The popular television company M-TV was forced to shut down by Gabriel's brother and Syrian Agent Michel Murr under direct orders from the Syrian Baath Regime.

Security authorities report heavy fighting has erupted between various Balestinian terror groups in the Mieh-Mieh Terror Camp.

The UK based Economist Intelligence Unit reveals that the world economy faces 30% risk of entering into a global depression.

Friday, March 20, 2009

The Lebanese Parliament has voted to drop the voting age from 21 to 18 starting with the 2013 elections. This new law gives the Muslims in the Lebanon a clear two third of the electoral body. The only way to balance this would be to allow the Lebanese living abroad to vote in their respective embassies.

The Majority is overtly offering free airline tickets to any Lebanese living abroad who wish to go to Lebanon and vote for the Hariri led coalition. Will the Minority follow the same path? In any event, the Lebanese are well known to be bought, especially during elections and then they start crying and weeping why their country is so screwed-up.

Syria is demanding that UN Envoy stops his interferences in Syria’s interferences in Lebanese internal affairs ! So, Mr. Bashar: What is allowed for you is not allowed on you?

Mini Feudal Lord Boutros Harb has cautioned his fellow members in the majority from renewed assassination attempts to enable the minority to have the majority control over the Parliament.

Thursday, March 19, 2009

The public transportation Syndicate goes on strike today. A massive march is scheduled to take place in the streets of Beirut to protest the high taxation on gasoline.

The biggest electoral battle will take place in the all Christian Metn District where the majority is split and the minority is not very well liked.

Wednesday, March 18, 2009

Lebanese President Michel Sleiman adopts the revival of the creation of a Senate (to be headed by Feudal Lord Al-Wali Jumblat).

Lebanese Foreign Affairs Minister and a Lackey of Nabih Berri has defended Syria for not sending a representative to the opening ceremony of the Lebanese Embassy in Damascus.

Feudal Lord Nassib Lahoud lies on national television by denying that he lobbied for the Syrian intervention in Christian Lebanon when he was Ambassador in Washington, DC.

Hezbolla is trying to heal the schism between its allies Warlords Aoun and Berri.

Tuesday, March 17, 2009

The Minority Chieftains comprising Hassan Nasroulla, Michel Aoun, Nabih Berri, Talal Arslan and Sleiman Franjieh met to form their united stand for the elections.

Presidents Sleiman of Lebanon and French Sarkozi exchange Presidential medals during Sleiman's State visit to France.

Independent Observers question the silence of the Lebanese Authorities over the disappearance of Engineer Jospeh Sader over a month ago. Sader was kidnapped in day light in Hezbolla Land while on his way to work.

Monday, March 16, 2009

News Flash = For the 1st time in history, Lebanon opens her Embassy in Damascus and the Flag of the 10,452km2 is flying high in the Syrian Capital. Not surprisingly, the Syrians did not send any Representative to the opening ceremony. Good!

YOUR VOTE COUNTS. BUT: DON'T SELL YOURSELF.

Syrian Dic-tator Bashar Assad is summoned to Qatar for swift discussions.

Members of the Majority express their refusal of Syrian Agent's Michel Murr's tactics and interferences in the Metn District.

A clairvoyant predicts World War Three to start in the Summer of 2010 as the US is infiltrated by terror group due to the weak Obama deterrent policy.

Sunday, March 15, 2009

VOTE FOR YOUR CANDIDATE. DO NOT VOTE FOR YOUR FEUDAL LORD.

Independent Observers wonder how will the Lebanese co-exist if they can't even agree on one single common denominator over their internal, economic, social, educational and defense policies.

Syrian Agent and Chameleon Michel Murr has succeeded in splitting the Kataeb and the Lebanese Forces over their respective Candidates in the up-coming elections.

Saturday, March 14, 2009

Today marks the 4th Anniversary of the Cedars Revolution. Observers, Pros and Foes are all wondering what is left of it. Syria left Lebanon from the door but it has returned from the window. All Syria's allies are as strong as ever. Worse, Michel Aoun, Syria's strongest and arch enemy before and during the Cedars Revolution, is now considered as a Syrian ally.

Hezbollah's Ayatollah Dr. Hassan Nasroullah stated that Hezbollah will never ever recognize the State of Israel.

President Michel Sleiman has issued a directive to open the Lebanese Embassy in Syria before his meeting with his French counterpart next week.

Kingdom Hotel Investments, one of Prince Al-Waleed's subsidiary companies has laid-off several of its staff. The company's Chief Financial Officer and its Chief Legal Council are reported to have left as well.

Friday, March 13, 2009

Army Intelligence unit frees the Lebanese Corporal and his 4 friends taken hostage 2 days ago North of Beirut.

Meanwhile, Engineer Joseph Sader has been kidnapped in Hezbolla Land for a month and his whereabouts remain unknown.

Meddling in Lebanese interior affairs, Syrian Dic-tator Bashar Assad states that elections in Lebanon are not what is important.

Majority Leader Al-Wali Jumblat continues to court Hezbolla and Amal as Lebanon is nearing Parliamentary elections.

Believe it or not! The US is upset with Britain over the Latter's overture to Hezbolla.

Druze Feudal Lords Al-Wali Jumblat and Talal Arslan agree to keep Majeed Jumblat as Vice-Governor of the Lebanese Central Bank. So now it is the feudal Lord who decides whether one citizens should maintain his job or not ! ! ! What a country ya Man. . .

Italian Antonio Cassizi has been elected as President of the Judges who will be ruling in the case of the assassination of Rafiq Hariri and 20 other Lebanese.

Thursday, March 12, 2009

It seems that a new wave of kidnapping is hitting Lebanon. Last night, a gang of 6 kidnapped a Lebanese Army Corporal from his home North of Beirut.

Hezbolla increases its drug smuggling operations into Israel.

Samir Jaajaa criticizes the Saudi-Syrian-Egyptian summit held in Riyadh yesterday which called for a new Arab solidarity. Jaajaa cites Syrian on-going hegemony on Lebanon and its refusal to deploy an Ambassador in Beirut as examples of Arab lack of solidarity.

Berri and Saniora kiss and make-up after a long break-up.

Wednesday, March 11, 2009

Riots broke-up in the Roumieh Prison leading to 17 people injured. The Prisoners set fire to a section of the famous jail which was brought back under control overnight.

Syria still refuses to deploy her Ambassador to the Lebanon.

The Lebanese Army shoots at a car belonging to Deputy Aalamuddeen in the Tripoli area as his Driver refused to stop at a check point.

Tuesday, March 10, 2009

Bkerke's Patriarch Sfeir calls upon his Supporters wishing to become Deputies in the next elections to cancel their rally they had scheduled for next Sunday to express their support to him.

A 31 year old Lebanese woman has been kidnapped in Venezuela and the perpetrators are demanding a ransom for her release.

The Berdawneh River in Zahleh has flooded and destroyed several properties along its banks including the famous restaurants in Wadi Al-Aarayesh.

Heavy snow and floods resulted in large amount of rocks in falling down in the Sannine Mountains.

Monday, March 9, 2009

Kuwaiti Al-Raei news agency reports that Lebanese Engineer Jospeh Sader kidnapped by Hezbolla nearly a month ago is an Israeli Spy. Sader is currently being interrogated by Hezbolla Security, Syrian Secret Service and the Iranian Passdaran in an undisclosed location. The Lebanese Government has no say in the matter.

Syrian dic-tator Bashar Assad has replaced nearly 40 Syrian Intelligence and Army officers as a prelude to re-conquer the Lebanon by the summer of 2009.

Holland issued a travel warning to its citizens not to go to Lebanon before the summer 09 elections are over citing eminent terrorist and armed gang attacks by various factions within the country.

Sunday, March 8, 2009

What is it with Amine Gemayel! He is ready to ally himself with his once arch-enemy Michel Murr just to defeat Michel Aoun in the Metn District. Murr is known to have ran with the Socialist Syrian Popular Party who was behind the assassination of Bashir Gemayel in 1982.

The Bashirists (Followers of Bashir Gemayel) have split once again. This time the schism is between the son of Bashir, Nadim, and Massoud Ashkar (Pussy). Both are running for the single Maronite seat of Ashrafieh.

Thursday, March 5, 2009

Lebanese Classical Singer Salwa Katrib is dead.

R A P I O will be back to publication on Sunday, March 8, 2009.

Wednesday, March 4, 2009

Unconfirmed reports reveal that Michel Aoun may select Jospeh Zayeck (ex-Lebanese Forces Officer) to run for Parliament against the Nominee of Samir Jaajaa in the Kesrouan District.

A month has gone by and the whereabouts of kidnapped Engineer Joseph Sader are still a mystery.

The US Diplomacy has once again turned 180 degrees vis-a-vis its relations with Syria which could allow a renewed Syrian intervention in the Lebanon.

Tuesday, March 3, 2009

Media reports reveal that a number of Lebanese Politicians have boarded an Iranian planes and headed to Tehran to receive fresh and direct instructions.

Bank of Lebanon Governor Riad Salameh is honored at the NYSE (New York Stock Exchange).

Unconfirmed reports reveal that 24 year old Hind Hariri, daughter of the late Rafiq Hariri and the world youngest Billionaire woman got married recently in a secret ceremony.

Economists in Lebanon forecast that the increase in the price of gold may end-up covering half of Lebanon's national debts.

Monday, March 2, 2009

It is Your National Duty to VOTE. But You MUST VOTE for Lebanon and Not for the Feudal Lords, the Warlords and Clergymen.

Samir Kassir, Gebran Tueiny, Rafiq Hariri, Bassel Fleihan, Pierre Gemayel, Walid Eido and Ge. Francois El-Hajj were among those who were remembered yesterday for their martyrdom to safeguard the 10,452km2.

Sunday, March 1, 2009

Today marks the 1st day of the taking-over of the international tribunal of the assassination of Rafiq Hariri, Bassel Fleihan and 20 other Lebanese.

Majority Tycoon Saad Hariri called his Followers to celebrate this event in a "civilized manner".

Ziad Raaei, yet another normal Lebanese citizen, has been found shot dead in his head.

Saturday, February 28, 2009

Hezbolla demands from Lebanese Justice Sakr Sakr to release the 4 pro-Syrian Lebanese Army Generals held for the assassination of Rafiq Hariri, Bassel Fleihan and 20 other Lebanese. God helps Justice Sakr and his family in case he rejects Hezbolla's demand!

Observers note two possible ways to transfer the 4 Generals from Lebanon to Holland without having to go through the Beirut International Airport which is under Hezbolla's Land. These 2 means are either by helicopter to Cyprus or via submarine from Junieh or Beirut which is a more secured way.

The Pentagon promised to provide the Lebanese Army with a limited quantities of un-manned reconnaissance planes in order to enable the Army to have a better control over the Lebanese-Syrian borders over infiltration of terrorists from Syria. This came at the same time when the Pentagon has decided to provide Israel with 75 brand new F-35 advanced jet fighters.

On a funny note, Ireland's official Angus Airline decided to make passengers pay for the use of the on-board toilets.

Friday, February 27, 2009

R A P I O supports Bishop Beshara Al-Raaei to either replacing Patriarch Nasroulla Sfeir or running for Parliament. The man has got guts.

While the Lebanese Armed Forces keep receiving used left over trucks from the Pentagon, Israel is set to receive 75 brand new state-of-the-art F-35 jet fighters, used only by the US Air Force.

A snow storm has hit the Lebanon and is expected to last till Sunday.

Thursday, February 26, 2009

Armed fighting took place between the Marada and Lebanese Forces thugs in the Northern Town of Chekka which was stopped by the intervention of the Lebanese Army.

The Lebanese Justice released three suspects in the assassination of Rafiq Hariri , Bassel Fleihan and 20 other Lebanese.

Three weeks have passed and Joseph Sader is still missing kidnapped inside Hezbolla's stronghold near the Beirut International Airport.

Wednesday, February 25, 2009

The Tribunal in the assassination of Rafiq Hariri and Bassel Fleihan has begun. It will be broadcasted live from Holland effective next week.

This is your chance NOT TO VOTE for the traditional politicians, feudal lords, warlords and clergymen. Be independent and VOTE YOUR CONSCIENCE.

Tuesday, February 24, 2009

Lebanon could be on the verge of another round of Civil upheaval already being referred to as the 100 days Electoral War.

R A P I O supports Interior Minister Ziad Baroud as a Candidate for Parliament.

Al-Wali Jumblat dropped his support to Lebanese Forces Candidate George Adwan and replaced him with Hariri's Lackey Ghattas Khoury for the Maronite seat in the Shouf District.

Intelligence operatives broke into the Law firm of Azouri and stole all files and computers relating to the defense of General Jameel Sayyed accused of being one of the killers of Rafiq Hariri. The motive behind this action is to delay the international tribunal set to be broadcasted live starting next month.

Monday, February 23, 2009

The political barking between Speaker Nabih Berri and PM Fouad Saniora continues.

Amal accuses the Lebanese Forces for being behind the bomb that was thrown at the Lebanese Forces Offices in Kfour !

Maronite Patriarch Sfeir warns the Lebanese Authorities for their lack of performance in the kidnapping of Joseph Sader over 2 weeks ago. Sfeir accuses the Police of facilitating the operation for the kidnappers.

Sunday, February 22, 2009

Snow adorns the Lebanon at an altitude of 800 meters (2,400 ft).

As expected, both Hezbolla and the Balestinians deny any involvement in launching missiles on Israel.

Israeli Intel sources puts the blame for the attacks on the Newly Saudi backed Balestinian terror group dubbed the Jihad Movement for Gaza.

Saturday, February 21, 2009

Two surface to surface missiles were launched from Lebanon on Israel overnight. Israel retaliated by shelling Southern Lebanon with 8 shells. One wonder if the Lebanese Authorities are absent minded in the South, so the question remains: Where is UNIFIL and What is UNIFIL doing?

Another Lebanese civilian, Joseph Salibi is found shot dead in his head inside his car in the Christian sector of Sin El-Fil.

After loosing his alliance in the Metn, Michel Aoun is facing a similar situation in the Kesrouan area where the Feudal Families are uniting themselves against Aoun and his Free Patriotic Movement.

Friday, February 20, 2009

A week has gone since Joseph Sader was kidnapped in Hezbolla Land in front of the watchful eyes of the Lebanese Authorities.

The Lebanese Pilots Association undertook a general strike to protest the assassination of MEA Captain Ghassan Megdad in Hezbolla Land.

The Armenian Tashnak Party is acting like a Prostitute by allying itself with the highest bidder between Warlord Michel Aoun or Feudal Lord Michel Murr in the Metn District parliamentary elections.

Overnight, unknown assailants threw a hand grenade at the Lebanese Forces offices in the Christian town of Kfour. No casualties are reported.

France expresses her concern over the fact that Syria did not deploy her appointed Ambassador to Lebanon yet. Welcome to knowing the tricks and lies of the Syrian Baath Regime...

Unconfirmed reports reveal that Prince Al-Walid Bin Talal, once considered one of the richest man in the World, is quickly loosing his fortune.

Meanwhile, it is also reported that Balestinian founded C C C, one of the world' largest construction companies, with a regional office in Lebanon, is about to lay-off nearly 40,000 workers.

Thursday, February 19, 2009

Sami Amine Gemayel, Heir to the Gemayel fiefdom, has called upon all Followers of Michel Aoun to go back to their original anti-Syrian believes. This, at a time, when Gemayel is allying himself with Feudal Lord Michel Murr, Syria's closest ally in the Lebanon.

Warlord Nabih Berri achieves a victory as the cabinet gives him 60 Billion Lebanese Pounds to pay for his lackeys to keep supporting him.

Pope Benedictus sends a special delegation to investigate the recent statements of Maronite Patriarch Nasroulla Sfeir.

Wednesday, February 18, 2009

NEWS FLASH = Middle East Airlines Pilot, Captain Ghassan Mekdad, has been found shot dead assassination style inside his vehicle within an area under Hezbolla's control in the Ouzaii district of West Beirut.

Feudal Lord and chameleon Michel Murr publicly describes his closest former ally General Abou Jamra of being an "Idiot". This is the type of Leaders we are supporting.

Day 5 for Joseph Sader in the unknown world.

Hezbolla is a State within a State and the Lebanese State is gone missing. It is perhaps time that Hezbolla governs !

Some analysts believe that the fate of Joseph Sader may end-up like Ramzy Irany whose body was found inside the trunk of his car after being kidnapped by Hezbolla. Sader is reportedly the man who may have facilitated the transport of the Hariri assassination legal files from Lebanon to the International tribunal.

Jumblat's deputy Antoine Andraos describes Hezbolla of being a "Monster".

Tuesday, February 17, 2009

Quote of the Day: "Lebanon is NOT Switzerland and we cannot use the same Defense Strategy in Lebanon as in Switzerland..." Dr. Hassan Nasroulla, Hezbolla Chief.

Dr. Nasroulla is correct. Lebanon cannot use the same Defense Strategy as Switzerland. Here is how: Switzerland is surrounded by France, Italy and Germany. It is located in the heart of a civilized region and among people who respect the ideologies and religions of others. Lebanon on the other hand, is bordered by none else but by the most warmonger countries in the world, Israel and Syria. It is located in the Arab World where human rights and respect are words that do not exist in any dictionary. RAPIO

Dr. Nasroulla confirms intel reports revealing that Hezbolla possesses an Air Defense system and insists that Hezbolla uses such system to defend itself while Lebanon gets destroyed.

Feudal Lords Amine Gemayel and Michels Murr reach an agreement in the Metn against Minority Chieftain Michel Aoun.

Monday, February 16, 2009

One Druze was stabbed to death by Hezbolla as he was leaving Martyres Square after commemorating Hariri's assassination.

As a result, both Warlords Al-Wali Jumblat and Hassan Nasroulla are trying to ease all tensions between the Druze and Shia Muslims. All Yestour. . .

What a shame that in the 21st Century, there are people who still get killed because they still blindly follow- their respective feudal lords.

Joseph Sader is still pronounced kidnapped for the 3rd day as he was taken away in front of the watchful eyes of the Lebanese Authorities.

Warlord Michel Aoun warns the Emigrant Lebanese from accepting the bribes of Feudal Lord Saad Hariri as the Latter is offering free travel tickets to Lebanon if Emigrants vote for him or his Candidates.

Sunday, February 15, 2009

100 of Thousands Lebanese gathered in Martyres Square to commemorate the assassination of Rafiq Hariri, Bassel Fleihan and other compatriots.

Thugs belonging to the Minority beat-up their fellow thugs from the Majority after the ceremony. Dozens ended-up in hospitals, some with severe injuries.

Joe Sader = Day 2 of his kidnapping.

Saturday, February 14, 2009

Joe Sader, a normal Citizen of Lebanon, has been kidnapped by unknown gangs on his way to his work at the Airport in Beirut.

RAPIO wishes all its readers a Happy Valentine.

Thousands of Lebanese gather today in Martyres' Square to commemorate the assassination of Rafiq Hariri, Bassel Fleyhan and other Lebanese who fell because their only crime was to work for their country.

Friday, February 13, 2009

People in Lebanon are wondering what to do now that the civil war in Srilanka is nearly over which may result in the return of thousands of house maids back home. What will the Dames de Societe end up doing without their house maids... Oulala...

Lebanese Police Chief reveals in public that the Syrian Intelligence is active anew in the Lebanon namely via telephone and electronic eavesdropping technology.

The Lebanese Army Intelligence interrogates over a dozen Al-Qaeda Operatives who entered Lebanon via Syria. The Terror Group Leader is a Saudi Citizen who admitted receiving money in Saudi Arabia before leaving his home country. His mission to Lebanon was to establish terror cells ready to undertake political assassinations and to rig cars with explosives. The arrested came from Saudi Arabia, Syria, Balestine, Argentina and Iraq. Their intelligence Handler has been identified as a Syrian Agent.