The Lebanese are preparing to receive up-coming elections' bribery money ! ! ! Two Bad. . .

A United Nations Report confirms a massive flow of weapons from Syria into Lebanon.

Citizens of Northern Lebanon have been repeatedly blocking roads with burning tires to protest the lack of electricity inside their homes while the streets of Beirut are lid DURING the day.

Street fighting between thugs of Hariri and thugs of Berri is reported overnight in the Mohamad Al-Hout / Ras Nabeh Sector of Muslim West Beirut. The Lebanese Army is called upon to settle the issue.

Sunni Fundamentalist Muslim Chief Cleric Shaikh Shahal calls upon Shia Muslim Hezbolla to apologize for the Sunni in Lebanon if Hezbolla wants to start a real dialogue with other Muslims of Lebanon.

Al-Wali Jumblat urges the Citizens of Tripoli to unite in order NOT to give the Syrian Regime the needed pretext to return to the Lebanon.

Heavy rains hit the agricultural regions of the Beqaa Valley and Northern Lebanon.

French Foreign Affairs Minister Coushner in Lebanon on a brief mission.

The Hariri Clan attacks the Lebanese Army with erroneous statements.

Minority Chieftain Michel Aoun is set to tour Southern Lebanon today for the first time since he left the Army Command. The visit will cover Qana, Rmeish, Bent Jbeil and Jezzine.

Citizens of Lebanon remain without electricity inside their homes while the Lebanese Government and the Ministry of Energy illuminate the streets of Lebanon DURING the DAY ! ! ! Amazing Country...

Your Politicians have succeeded in turning the Lebanon in a living Hell.

Armed fighting took place overnight between the Lebanese Army and Thugs belonging to unknown Politicians in the Mazraa District of Muslim West Beirut.

The Lebanese Government failed to agree on the Lebanese Army General Chief of Staff due to bickering among the Politicians.

All of Lebanon Says NO TO TERRORISM while putting the bodies of the Lebanese Army soldiers who fell by a cowardly act to rest in a mass memorial at Tripoli's Stadium.

Israel accuses Al-Wali Jumblat of signing a military pact with Hezbolla to run joint military patrols the Druze high mountains adn to allow Hezbolla to establish an early warning post on the peeks of Barouk.

Hezbolla Chieftain Nasroulla calls for a national dialogue for a comprehensive defense and security strategy for the country.

RAPIO will be back to publication on August 23, 2008.

Al Qaeda strikes back - Tripoli and Lebanon are in mourning.

Saniora declares an hour of national mourning today whereby the entire country will cease work for one hour in memory of those who fell victim of the Terrorist bus bombings in Tripoli yesterday. 20 civilians and soldiers are killed and 45 others wounded.

Lebanon and Syria have agreed to establish Diplomatic ties for the first time since their respective independence from French Mandate. Let us hope Syria is NOT fooling the World one more time...

News Flash = Terrorism strikes back in Lebanon. A bus was blown-up in Tripoli killing at least 20 people.

President Michel Sleiman heads to Syria to meet the Dic-tator,

The Majority is now accusing Hezbolla for attempting to oppress freedom of speech and expression within the Parliament.

Kuwait announces a state of War after the US has moved Three new attack warships into the Persian Gulf; thus fearing an eminent attack on Iran and a possible closing of the Gulf.

Al-Balad Newspaper reports that Solange Gemayel has decided to break away from the political line of her brother-in-law Amine Gemayel namely during the next parliamentary elections in Ashrafieh.

Severe verbal attacks and counter-attacks between Hezbolla's Deputies and Deputies from the Majority over the weapons of the Former.

Unconfirmed reports reveal that the hired assassin of Lebanese Singer Susan Tammim was found killed in his prison cell in Egypt where he was arrested two days ago.

The Killer of Lebanese Singer Susanne Tamim has been arrested on a Yacht in Egypt. Susanne was stabbed to death nearly 3 weeks ago in Dubai. Her assassin, an Arab, confessed to have been paid $3Million by an Egyptian Tycoon to execute Tamim.

Israel announces that Syrian M. Sleiman was assassinated recently because he was the mastermind behind providing Hezbolla with anti-aircraft surface to air missiles.

The Lebanese Politicians show their clear differences inside the Parliament.

Hizbolla's Deputies Forbid Majority Deputy to speak their mind about Hezbolla and order them to "Close their Mouth".

Deputy Solange Gemayel informs her ally PM Designate Fouad Saniora that she is not going to give him her vote of confidence during the confirmation session.

... And the Bla Bla Bla continues...

Michel Aoun officially opens his War with the Balestinians of Lebanon requesting their immediate disarmament before disarming Hezbolla.

Lebanon is witnessing one of its most populated summers ever as Lebanese Emigrants and Foreigners continue to flock in.

The world is now in a wait and see situation whether Israel will attack Hizbolla's newly deployed early warning state-of-the -art radar systems on the hill tops of the Druze and Christian heartland of Lebanon.

The charade of the vote of confidence for the new Saniora Government is set to begin today. Over 60 Deputies are expected to open their mouths and bla bla bla ... bla bla bla...

While Druze arch rivals Al-Wali Jumblat and Talal Arslan have agreed to be co-runners in the next parliamentary elections, Maronite arch rivals and feudal Lords Sleiman Franjieh and Micho Mouawad have decided to continue their bickering till one of them decides to join or reject the renewed Syrian hegemony over the Lebanon.

Lyna Kilikian of Lebanon won the Gold Medal for Art Work in the Beijing Olympics.

Israel describes the new Lebanese Government Plan of Fouad Saniora as a "Big success for Hizbolla".

Plans underway to allow Lebanese Emigrants to vote from their respective 2nd homeland for the first time ever. Will the Lebanese Politicians allow it?

On the other hand studies are underway also to allow the voting age to be 18 instead of the current 21.

President Sleiman's visit to Syria is set for August 13, 2008.

A new Army General is expected to be appointed by the Government soon after the Latter obtains the confidence vote by the Lebanese Parliament this week.

Lebanese Armenian TV Anchorman Nishan has been intercepted and severely beaten-up overnight.

After seizing the peeks of the Christian Mountains of Sannine, Hezbolla takes over the heights of the Druze mountains of Barouk in order to establish early warning posts.

The Lebanese Politicians have agreed on a plan for the Saniora Government!

President Michel Sleiman is set to visit Syria shortly to discuss the Shebaa Farms and the delineation of the Lebanese-Syrian borders. Sleiman has been urged to bring back with him the Lebanese held hostage in Syrian Jails for decades. Will he have the guts to raise this subject with the Syrian Dick-tator?

Intelligence sources reveal that Syrian Foreign Affairs Minister Walid Mouallem may be on his way out and could be replaced by Bashar’s Personal Advisor Ms. Butheina Saaban.

UN and Cypriot Forces were used to settle down the Fires of Souk El-Gharb.

Christian Emigration out of Lebanon has reached an alarming point of no return.

Vote for Elie Bitar as the next Super Star.

R A P I O will be taking its annual summer break effective tomorrow and will be back to publication on Monday, August 4, 2008.

Fires rage in Lebanon namely in Bourj Hammoud and Souk El Gharb where they have become out of control.

At least 177 Lebanese are known to be held hostage in the jails belonging to the Syrian Baath Regine.

Western Intelligence fear eminent attacks by Hezbolla in both North and Southern America.

Shame and humiliation adorn Lebanon once again as Mothers, Sisters, Sons and Fathers of Lebanese detained for years in Syrian jails without trial were beaten-up by their own Lebanese Army when they were protesting the visit of Syrian Foreign Affairs Minister to the Lebanese Presidential Palace. S H A M E to see desperate Lebanese still being beaten-up by their own Government.

President Michel Sleiman heads to Syria for his meeting with the Dic-tator Bashar.

Israel puts its diplomatic missions on high alert fearing an eminent attack by Hezbolla to revenge the assassination of Master Terrorist Emad Moghnieh.

German sources expect Lebanon to join the peace negotiation with Israel by year end!!!!

President Michel Sleiman in Syria by end of July 08.

Still no official reaction or statement from the Lebanese Government regarding Hezbolla and Iranian Revolutionary Guards occupying the Peaks of Mount Sannine in the Christian Heartland.

Balestinian and Al-Qaeda Islamists are fighting each other in the Balestinian Camp of Ain El-Helouweh in Southern Lebanon.

Israel openely vows to target Hezbolla's released Prisoner Samir Quntar now that he is no longer apprehended.

R A P I O Will not be published Saturday, July 19th 2008.

Three Senior Representatives of the Lebanese Forces participated in the official welcoming ceremony for the Hezbolla Prisoners released by Israel yesterday.

Observers noted that the ONLY Lebanese major Politician who did not attend the VIP stand to receive Hezbolla's fighters released by Israel was Al-Wali Jumblat.

Reports reveal that the Peaks of Mount Sannine in the heartland of Christian Lebanon have been taken over by the Iranian elite Pasdaran and Revolutionary Guards to man advanced radars to detect early warning signals from Israeli air force jets taking off from Israel.

The New Government of Lebanon is dubbed "The Caspers' Cabinet" because 29 of its 30 members were wearing white suites during the official photo ceremony!!!!!

Al Balad newspaper reveals that Israeli Intelligence Sources have confirmed that Hezbolla has taken over the hills of Mount Sannine [2,600 meters in height above sea level] in the Christian Heartland of Lebanon. Neither Hezbolla nor the Lebanese Government has denied this report which means it is true.

The Lebanese Government declares Today a National Holiday to celebrate the return of Hezbolla Prisoners from Israel expected to take place at noon local time.

Syrian Foreign Affairs Minister is expected in Beirut by Monday to extend an official invitation to President Michel Sleiman to visit Syria... Alla Yestour...

Solange Gemayel expresses her unhappiness with the appointment of Elie Marouni as Minister of Tourism saying that she is more qualified for the job!!!!!!!!!

Hezbolla's Lebanon prepares to receive its Prisonners from Israel.

Former Israeli PM Ehud Barak accuses Hezbolla of preparing to launch a new attack on Israel after the exchange of Prisonners.

Syrian Dic-tator Bashar Assad indirectly (the typical Syrian way) gives Lebanon the green light to start dialogue with Israel similar to the one that is taking place currently between him and Israel.

Carlos Edde announces his withdrawal from the March 14 Majority coalition and hints to re-join Minority Chieftain Michel Aoun’s Free Patriotic Movement.

An Israeli Spokesman reveals that the exchange of Prisoners between Israel and Hezbolla will take place this Wednesday.

Lebanon and Syria set to start talk on exchange of Diplomatic Missions. . . Believe it when you see it. . .

Street fighting has been reported in Hasbaya between lackeys of Hariri and the Syrian Social National Party where 3 were wounded.

A young girl was wounded by stray bullets in the Christian town of Batroun.

Warlord Samir Jaajaa accuses his Christian arch-rival Michel Aoun of dividing the Lebanese.

President Michel Sleiman flies to Paris where he will meet French President Nicolas Sarkozi , Emir Mohamd of Qatar and the Syrian self-appointed Ruler Bashar Assad.

Street Demonstrations face the Syrian Bashar Assad in Paris urging him to free the Lebanese political prisoners he is holding in his jails since the days of the Big Dic-tator Hafez Assad.

Reports indicate that the exchange of prisoners between Hezbolla and Israel is expected to take place between tomorrow and Wednesday of next week.

NEWS FLASH => The New 30 member Council of Government has been announced giving the Lebanese Warlords the following: Jaajaa 2 Ministers, Gemayel 2, the Syrian National Social Party 1 Minister, Hezbolla 1 Minister, The President got 3, 5 Ministers for Hariri (including his Aunt), 5 for Aoun (including his son-in-law, 2 for Berri and 3 for Jumblat.

Chief chameleon and double agent Michel Murr is trying to reenter the Aoun Block after leaving it in order to secure a seat for himself in the next Parliamentary elections. What a shame that someone can trade his soul like this to the highest bidder . . .

A precarious calm prevails in Tripoli this morning.

Meanwhile, the Lebanese Army is investigating a photo showing Armed Militiamen strolling in front of a Lebanese Army armored personnel vehicle in Tripoli while its soldiers are simply looking and doing NADA.

Reports reveal that President Michel Sleiman is very upset for attending the Paris Conference empty handed without any government or action plan . . . Well hello! Wake-up and smell the coffee Mr. President!!! Welcome to Lebanon . . . The land of Milk and Honey . . .

Sleiman could be meeting his Syrian counterpart Dic-Tator Bashar Assad in Paris under French auspices. Are we lucky or are we lucky?????

In defiance of the world community, Iran tests its mid range missiles that can reach Lebanon, Israel, the Gulf and Turkey.

Al-Wali Jumblat turns against his former enemies and current allies: the Lebanese Forces by publicly belittling their size on the ground.

In Beirut, Pro and Anti Government Thugs burn tires in Tareek Jdideh.

Pro and Anti Government Thugs continue their street fighting in Tripoli under the watchful eyes of a Lebanese Army that remains without a General awaiting the formation of a Government!!!

Renewal of heavy fighting between pro and anti government thugs in the Tripoli suburbs.

Israel delays the exchange of prisoners with Hezbolla until it receives credible information about its Pilot Ron Arad who was caught in Lebanon by Syrian proxies years ago.

And the Nominees for the next generation of Country Wreckers [Cabinet of Ministers] are:

1- Fouad Saniora - PM
2- Elias Murr - Defense
3- Wael Abou Faour - State
4- Mohamad Berri – Industry
5- Jean Ogassapian – State
6- Mohamad Fneish – Labor
7- H. Hage Hassan – Youth & Sports
8- Roger Nasnas – State
9- Belal Hamad – Tourism
10- Fawzi Salloukh – Foreign Affairs
11- Bahia Hariri - Education
12- Essam Abou Jamra – Deputy PM
13- Elias Skaff – Agriculture
14- Marwan Najjar - Justice
15- Ziad Baroud - Interior
16- Talal Arslan - State
17- Mario Aoun – Social Affairs
18- Gebran Bassil - Telecom
19- Ghazi Aaridi - Information
20- Mohamad Khalifeh - Health
21- Nehme Tomeh - Displaced
22- Alan Taborian – Energy
23- Mohamad Safadi – Public Works??
24- Plus 7 other stooges remain to be appointed by Feudal Lord Saad Hariri and his Proxies.

All signs point to the announcement of the new cabinet within the next 36 hours.

Amine Gemayel, Nayla Mouawad and Samir Jaajaa are opposing Saad Hariri's nomination of Maronite Ghattas Khoury for a Ministerial Post.

Will the Lebanese in Diaspora be allowed to vote finally? A question YOU MUST ask yourselves before voting or supporting YOUR Leader.

Dozens of Prisoners in a Syrian jail are killed and several guards taken hostage after riots.

The delay in announcing the new cabinet in the Lebanon is due to internal bickering among the Christians of the Hariri Clan, namely between Jaajaa and Mouawad.

Funny! After months of bickering and verbal attacks, PM designate Fouad Saniora is the luncheon guest of his arch-political enemy Michel Aoun in the latter's residence in Rabieh.

An explosion has ripped a garage in the Balestinian Terror Camp of Ain Heloueh. It should be noted that most, if not all, booby trapped cars in Lebanon are rigged inside garages within certain Balestinian camps in the Lebanon.

A group of Christians with close affiliations to Syria dubbed "The Christian Gathering" has launched its first Congress in the Christian town of Debayyeh.

President Michel Sleiman nominates moderate and intellectual Ziad Baroud as Minister of the Interior. Meanwhile, sources reveal that Michel Aoun's son-in-law is being marketed to take over the Ministry of Telecommunications.

A small earthquake shakes Tyre and other areas of Southern Lebanon.

President Michel Sleiman set to attend the Euro-Mediterranean Summit.

The Lebanese await the eminent hatching of a new government in Lebanon comprised of a mixture of WARLORDS and FEUDAL LORDS or their proxies.

Citizens of Southern Lebanon are living the daily fear of an eminent major earthquake. As such, several Southerners have opted to live in Tents out in the fields.

The Lebanese Army is now patrolling the Christian region of Sannine in an attempt to ease-off the tension that prevailed last week after the kidnapping of a dozen Lebanese by Hezbolla or their proxies.

Rival Balestinians from Fath and pro-Syrian Muslim Arab Terrorists from Jund el-Sham are killing each other in the Balestinian Terror Camp of Ain Heloueh.

Speaking on behalf the Lebanese Government and the entire country, Hezbolla's Chieftain Hassan Nasroulla declares that Lebanon can now consider that its Prisoner's' File with Israel closed.

The British Government places Hezbolla on its list of Terrorist organization.

For the second time in less than a week, a Petrol (Gas) station in Christian East Beirut is completely destroyed. This time, arson set s station on fire in the residential neighborhood of Karm Zeitoun. No one was hurt but for the N-th time, the perpetrators and the reasons will remain unknown.

UN Secretary General expresses his concerns about the presence of unidentified armed elements in the zone controlled by UNIFIL troops in Southern Lebanon.

France is in bed with Syria once again.

The Lebanese still await the hatching of a new Cabinet.

Broumana Hills Resort in Broumana enters the World Book of Guinness as having the largest Presidential suite in the world.

Israel and Hezbolla are on the verge of Prisoners swap.

A mysterious large explosion in reported in an Iranian military facility killing at least 15 people.

The Israeli Knesset approves the swapping of prisoners with Hezbolla.

A precarious calm prevails in Tripoli.

Spain sweeps the European Soccer (football) Cup for 2008 with a 1-0 score against Germany in the final game last night.

The Citizens of Tripoli live at the mercy of pro and anti government thugs.

Heavy fighting has been reported overnight between Mostly Sunni Muslim Bab Tibbaneh and Alawite Muslim Jabal Mohssen.

Hezbolla is accused of having replaced the PLO and the Syrian Army in its behavior within the 10,452km2.

The Middle East Times magazine reveals that the Syrian Army has re-entered and is redeploying in Eastern Lebanon.

A bomb rocks Tripoli's Sunni Muslim Sector of Bab Tebbaneh overnight. Early report indicate at least 3 people killed and dozens wounded.

The US supplies the Lebanese Police with new luxury toys comprised of 97 New Dodge Chargers to cruise around and to beat them until they become useless...

"Arms & Bread" is the latest trendy Lebanese restaurant to open in Beirut.

A huge explosion took place in a gas station in the Christian area of Furn El-Shebbak resulting only in material damages. As usual the reasons and perpetrators shall remain unknown.

Cost of bread is back to 1,500 Pounds after Bakeries threatened to increase it to 2,000! Weired country Man....

Skirmishes are reported anew in Tripoli between Saudi and Syrian hired guns.

Cost of subsidized bread in Lebanon is set to increase to 2,000 Pounds today which could spark civil upheaval from the hungry citizens.

Warlord Samir Jaajaa issues an indirect first warning to the infiltrating Hezbolla militiamen who kidnapped and interrogated nearly a dozen Lebanese Citizens in the Christian mountains of Sannine two days ago.

Saudi Arabia and Syria put down their hired weapons in Tripoli as the Lebanese Army takes control over the security situation.

President Michel Sleiman hosts a spiritual meeting in Baabda grouping the head clergymen from all major denominations.

Why should the World donate money for reconstructing what the Lebanese Politicians are destroying in Lebanon? R A P I O

Elite squadrons from the Lebanese Army and Internal Security Forces enter Bab Tebbaneh Sector of Tripoli in an attempt to stop the pro and anti government thugs from fighting.

Sources indicate that the mini war in Tripoli in the past few days may have sparked by either Al-Qaeda.

Feudal Lord Amine Gemayel reveals that 5 Lebanese Citizens were chased, kidnapped and interrogated by unknown factions in the Sannine mountains of Christian Lebanon.

Nuclear Inspectors begin their checks of the site destroyed by Israel near Damascus earlier in the year.

Fighting in Northern Lebanon between pro and anti government thugs continued overnight with the use of medium and heavy weapons including artillery.

The number of victims has reached 50.

The Lebanese Politicians are on the way to call on their Baby Sitters once again to try to resolve their bloody differences.

News Flash = Hundreds of Thousand attended the canonization ceremony of Aboona (Father) Yaacoub Al-Kabbooshi in down town Beirut.

In Tripoli, North Lebanon, heavy street fighting has erupted this afternoon between pro-and anti-government thugs. The Lebanese Army attempted to break the fighting to no avail and the latest report indicates that the Army has undertaken a tactical withdrawal. Over 30 people are reported dead or wounded in the name of their respective Political Warlords.

Feudal Lord Amine Gemayel accuses Hezbolla of making Beirut and NOT Israel as its enemy.

Hezbolla officials warn that no weapon other than the weapons of Hezbolla shall be permitted in Lebanon.

Your Politicians can't even agree on the formation of a government... How do you expect them to agree on a common program to govern the Lebanon!!! R A P I O

A Lebanese Army Helicopter from the Stone Age went down. Pilot and co-Pilot on board sustained heavy injury.

Self-confessed mass murderer and "Deputy" Assaad Hardan becomes the Head of the Anti-Lebanon Syrian Social National Party.

The Opposition gives Saniora 48 Hours to form a Cabinet or to decline.

Hezbolla militiamen clash with Farmers in the Jezzine area. Eyewitnesses report seeing ambulances rushing to the scene of the battlefields where Hezbolla is trying to forbid the Lebanese (not Israeli) farmers from harvesting their land due to "Security Reasons"!!!

Observers fear that Syria is blocking the formation of a new government in the Lebanon to use it as a small bargaining chip in its direct so-called peace negotiations with Israel.

Lebanese Billionaire and CIA Operative Essam Fares funds Lebanon's very first Wind Power Energy network in his home town of Aakkar in Northern Lebanon.

22 June 2008 is the date set to canonize Father Aboona Yaacoub al-Cabbooshi with a mass celebration in down town Beirut.

The convoy of US Ambassador to Lebanon Michele Sassoon has been attacked by stone throwers in the Southern Lebanese Hezbolla stronghold of Nabatieh.

The Opposition concentrates its attacks against Feudal Lord Michel Murr while the Majority counter attacks its press coverage against Warlord Michel Aoun.

All Sunni Muslim Politicians criticize Michel Aoun for his call to reduce the power of the Sunni Prime Minister.

Israeli Officials invite Lebanon for direct peace talks similar to Syria. Dream On...

Hezbolla completes its newly fortified missile launching bunkers in the Beqaa and South Lebanon under the watchful eyes of the United Nations, Israel, Syria, Iran, the US and the Lebanese. And there is nothing anyone can say or do!

The Opposition vetoes the appointment of Feudal Mini-Lord Elias Murr as the next Minister of Defense.

The Lebanese Army intervenes to stop the fighting the Beaqaa among the Muslims which has led to the death of 4 people.

France's Protocol and Intelligence apparatus place Syrian Dictator B. Assad on the same table as Israeli PM E. Olmert during their upcoming trip to Paris to celebrate the 14th of July French National Day.

Do YOU ever wonder why we have such Politicians and so many Clergymen in the Lebanon!!!

US Secretary of State C. Rice visits President Michel Sleiman in Baabda and meets with the Majority Warlords in the Hariri Palace of Qoreitim. Rice also met with Warlord Nabih Berri.

A mini war errupted overnight between the Beqaa villages of Saadnayel and Taalbaya opposing thugs belongging to Shia and Sunni Warlords.

Washington declares that it is time to settle down the Sebaa Farms issue between Lebanon, Israel and Syria.

US Citizens in the United Arab Emiretaes receive a Terrorism Warning from the US State Department.

NEWS FLASH = US Secretary of State C. Rice has arrived to Beirut and is meeting members of the Majority coalition = Allah Yestour!!! Meanwhile, Minority Chieftain Michel Aoun has met with President Michel Sleiman in the Presidential Palace = Allah Yestour !!!

The Lebanese are still at the mercy of their Politicians awaiting the formation of a new government that would split the pie away from the People...As usual.

If there is a so-called Unity Government then who will represent the Opposition to look after the demands of the People...

Observers are noting that Patriarch Sfeir is being shifted away from political interferences.

Sources indicate that the new Cabinet of Ministers may see the light within the next 24 to 36 hours.

Expect some trouble again in Lebanon due to the new war of attrition between the US and Iran over the latter's nuclear plan.

President Michel Sleiman has been invited to France to participate in the 14th of July Celebrations.

A new type of crime wave has hit the Lebanese due to lack of work and income. Many needy families are leaving their teenage girls and boys on the streets of the Beirut Northern and Southern Suburbs to face prostitution.

Real Estate Prices in Beirut rise by 30% since the start of the year 2008.

Your Politicians are still stagnating over the formation of the next Cabinet.

Chief Procrastinator Patriarch Nsroulla Sfeir visits President Sleiman in Baabda.

Sources indicate that the anticipated Syrian Embassy in Beirut may be locatd in Ain Mreisseh sector of West Beirut.

Ex-Minister Fares Boueiz urges Syria not to sign a treaty with Israel without Lebanon!!!!!!!

French wishy washy diplomacy has invited Syrian Dictator Bashar Assad as an official Guest to attend France's 14th of July Bastille Day.



Balestinian Terrorists have shot One Lebanese Army officer and One Soldier in the Ain Heloueh Terror Camp.

Armed clashes are reported in the Balestinian Terror Camp of Ain Heloueh.

Heavy tension is reported anew all over Lebanon between Warmongers belonging to the Majority and Minority.

The Minority gives PM Designate Fouad Saniora one last week to form a coalition government or else!!!... Back to the Babysitters

President Michel Sleiman's first official visit has been to Bkerkeh!!!

Minority Chieftain Michel Aoun insists on a particular ministerial post or his parliamentary bloc will remain outside any coalition government.

French President and one of Lebanon's Babysitters Nicolas Sarkozi arrives to Lebanon facing a big disappointment with his Lebanese counterpart as the Feudal system of Lebanon did not agree on a New Cabinet yet.

The Majority is reportedly stunned by Samir Jaajaa's insistence of becoming a Minister.

A German newspaper reveals that Master Terrorist Emad Moghnieh was assassinated by the Former Syrian Head of Secret Services and Bashar's Cousin Assef Shawkat because Moghnieh had stopped a coup d'etat in Syria being plotted by Shawkat against his Cousin Dictator Bashar Assad.

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The first case of the Avian Flue has now been reported in the Lebanon.

Street fighting is reported in the West Beirut sector of Tareek Jdeedeh.

The Hariri Clan threatens to suspend all talks relating to the creation of a New Government in the Lebanon.

YOUR Warlords and Feudal Lords are unable to agree on how to split the pie!

Unidentified armed men in Lebanese Police uniforms open fire on citizens near the Kuwaity Embassy in West Beirut.

Israeli sources indicate that Hezbolla has re-established military outposts along the Lebanese-Israeli borders.

Syria invites her once arch enemy Michel Aoun to an official visit to Damascus!!!

As-Safir reports that during his up-coming visit to Beirut, Syrian Dictator Bashar Assad will announce the establishment of Embassies between Syria and the Lebanon and will agree to the exchange of Ambassadors between the two countries... Believe It When You See It !!!


A Norwegian Oil Co. reveals that it has found crude Oil off the shores of Junieh.

Syria agrees to allow Inspectors from the International Atomic Energy Agency inspects its territories for nuclear apparatus.

Israel exchanges Hezbolla Spy and half-Jew Nassim Nissr with remains of Israeli soldiers who died in Lebanon during the 2006 Summer War.

President Michel Sleiman puts pressure on Saniora to form a cabinet before the visit of French President Nicola Sarkozi to Beirut next week-end.


Sleiman demanded the removal of all provocative signs from the streets of Lebanon.

Heavy fighting is reported inside the Balestinian Terror Camp of Rashidieh in the Southern Lebanese City of Tyre.

French sources reveal that President N. Sarkozi is expected to land in Beirut next Saturday in order to congratulate President Sleiman on his appointment.

Military analysts see a well organized pattern to weaken the Lebanese Army.

News Flash = at 5:30pm local time, the Lebanese Army shot down a Balestinian Suicide Bomber who was attempting to blow-up himself at the Lebanese Army check point in the Southern Balestinian Terror Camp of Ain El-Heloueh near Saida. This marks the second Suicide Bombing in the Lebanon since the assassination of Rafic Hariri and 20 other Lebanese back in February 2005.

Al-Qaeda style explosion took place at a Lebanese Army Intelligence Check point near the Lebanese-Syrian Northern border of Aabdeh. At least one soldier is down.

Feudal Lord and double agent Michel Murr announces that he rejects the Ministry of the Environment stating that it is "Beneath" the Murr Family!

Meanwhile, the Lebanese Forces announces that its Chief Warlord Samir Jaajaa will take either the Ministry of the Environment or the Ministry of Tourism.

Dreamers and hopefuls within the Hariri Clan believe that the Hezbolla will be disarmed within a year following intense negotiations!

Minority Chieftain Michel Aoun literarily offers his arch rival PM Fouad Saniora a flower when the Latter visited the Former’s residence in Rabieh!

Saniora begins his round of discussions with the warring factions and feudal lords of Lebanon in an attempt to form his new cabinet.

Israel braces herself for a possible resignation of PM E. Olmert.

Israeli and US nuclear Experts reveal that Syria has Two additional Nuclear sites over and above the one that was destroyed by the Israeli Air Force few months ago.

Is it Coexistence?
A Difficult Coexistence? Or
The Impossible Coexistence?


Fouad Saniora Prime Minister … Again…

The Lebanese continue their celebration in downtown Beirut with more musical events.

More fighting overnight between lackeys of the Hariri Clan against lackeys of Syria in the town of Aramoun, south of Beirut. The Army is still watching while one of its soldiers falls victim of the warring thugs!!!!

The Majority decides to nominate Fouad Saniora as the next Prime Minister.

Hours after the inauguration of President Sleiman, Hezbolla’s Warlord Hassan Nasroulla launched a Warning against the State Not to use its force against Hizbolla! Welcome back to the reality of life in the Lebanon.

Nasroulla is insisting on having the Syrian Baath Party and the Syrian National Socialist Party represented in the next Cabinet of Ministers.

Over 20 innocent Citizens in Beirut were injured overnight by stray bullets shot from Hezbolla’s Land in the Beirut Southern Suburbs while Nasroulla was issuing his defiant speech against the Universe.

Fighting resumed between lackeys of the Majority and others from the Minority Thugs in the Mzaraa district of West Beirut and the Beqaa Valley town of Taalbaya.

Hundred of Thousand of Lebanese attended the Concert held by Pop Singer Haifa Wehbe last night.

Feudal Lord Michel Murr begins the distribution of the political pie by requesting a cabinet post for his son Elias!!!!

Newly appointed President Sleiman bases his inaugural speech on the Aoun-Hezbolla’s understanding!!!

Partying to celebrate Sleiman’s Presidency continue all over the Lebanon and will be crowned on May 27th and 28th in downtown Beirut with a massive concert free for all.

President Michel Sleiman: Today at 5:00pm Beirut time.

Lebanon cannot have permanent peace so long as the same Politicians, Families and Clergymen are ruling the country as they all have become tools in the hands of regional or international powers to trigger war at anytime any foreign country wishes to do so. STOP THEM NOW. SAY NO TO THE SAME “LEADERS”. THEY ARE YOUR REAL ENEMIES. THEY ARE THE ENEMIES OF THE NATION. LEBANON DESERVES BETTER LEADERSHIP.

Syrian, Iranian, Iraqi, Qatari and French Foreign Affairs Ministers are scheduled to attend the presidential appointment session of Michel Sleiman.

Al-Liwa’ Newspaper indicates that Army Intelligence Chief George Khoury will be appointed as the New Army Commander as a successor to Gen. Michel Sleiman.

Al-Wali Jumblat states that "the devil is in the details” in implementing the Doha Accord.

A mass public musical concert in set to take place in Downtown Beirut on Monday, May 26th 2008 to celebrate “New Republic”. Pop super-start Haifa Wehbe will make a presence on stage.

Eternal Speaker Nabih Berri withdraws his veto on Saniora’s Cabinet and allows it to enter the parliament tomorrow to attend the appointment session of Sleiman.

Will the Perpetrators (Politicians and Clergymen) and the Executioners of the latest killing fields in the Lebanon be brought to justice? NEVER! SHAME on us Lebanese for allowing such crimes to go buy unpunished...

“I cannot govern the country by myself. Everyone should be involved in this mission”. – General Michel Sleiman.

Eternal Speaker Nabih Berri blocks the entry of the Saniora Cabinet into the Parliament during the presidential appointment session set for 5:00pm on Sunday, May 25, 2008. Berri and his allies in the opposition consider the Saniora cabinet as illegitimate.

This may prompt the 1st incident between the bloody belligerents after their return from Qatar especially if the Majority refuses to go to the parliament to vote if the Saniora Cabinet is not present.

Either Mohamad Safadi or Saad Hariri will head the next ministerial cabinet if General Sleiman becomes President on Sunday (refer to above news).

The Lebanese woke-up to a new Dawn of Hope and Prosperity.

Israel and Syria reveal that they are conducting peace talks indirectly via Turkey.

Minority Chieftain Michel Aoun states that Patriarch Sfeir’s Politics has destroyed the Lebanese and Sfeir must no longer talk politics.

Aoun also stated that the Hezbolla war machine will be discussed among all warlords after the appointment of a new president.

NEWS UPDATE = The new President will be appointed on Sunday, May 24, 2008. The Opposition is dismantling its tents in down town Beirut. PM Saniora is expected to resign shortly.

Syrian Lackey Sleiman Franjieh has renewed his call for the replacement of Chef Procrastinator Patriarch Nasroulla Sfeir.

NEWS FLASH = Reuters News Agency reports that the appointment of General Sleiman as the new head of state may take place as early as tomorrow.

To Be or Not To Be. That is the Question that awaits Lebanon’s Future.

The Warmongers of Lebanon meeting in Qatar appear to have agreed on the elections system but have failed to tackle the war machine of Hezbolla or the disarmament of all the remaining militias belonging to Berri, Jaajaa, Hariri, Franjieh, Jumblat, Aoun, Baath, Syrian National Socialist Party, Gemayel, Qaeda, Balestinians, etc. This means that the Lebanese will have only a temporary peace.

All signs lead towards the appointment of Army General Michel Sleiman and the removal of the tents from downtown Beirut.

Sunni Muslim Master Terrorist Ussama Bin Laden launches an attack on the Shia Muslims and Fellow Terror Group Hezbolla in a further attempt to ignite a war between the Sunnis and Shias in the Lebanon.

Israeli sources reveal that the US Administration has given Israel the green light to launch an attack against Hezbolla in Southern Lebanon.

Complete blackout in Qatar over the destiny of the Lebanese People.

A national outcry from the People of the Lebanon for the so-called Leaders to stay out of the country and never come back.

In seperate live interviews from Doha, Qatar:

1- Feudal Lord Amine Gemayel reveals that he has summoned his only remaining son Sami to meet with Hezbolla Officials in an attempt to bring the Kataeb and the Hezbolla closer to each other.

2- Double Agent Michel Murr predicts the appointment of General Michel Sleiman as President by Wednesday this week.

3- Newspaper Tycoon Ghassan Tueny reveals that Nabih Berri had urged General Sleiman to make a military coup to topple the Government of Saniora but the Latter refused.

4- Lebanese Forces Eternal War Lord Samir Jaajaa reveals that no resolution has been agreed upon by the warring factions and that the meetings in Doha are a waste of time.

R A P I O has learned that on May 15th 2008, the US has submitted a paper to the UN body requesting the expansion of the UNIFIL Forces to Beirut.

DEBKAfile’s military sources report that the USS Mount Whitney , considered the US Navy’s most advanced command, control, communications, computer and intelligence vessel, took up position opposite Lebanese shores for an “unscheduled mission.

The barking among the Lebanese Godfathers in Doha continues namely over the fate of Hezbolla’s weapons which has remained untouchable thus far.

Al-Balad Daily reveals that the next Lebanese Ministerial cabinet will be comprised of 16 Ministers for the Manjority, 11 for the Minority and 3 for the President.

Meanwhile, Beirut would be divided over 3 electoral districts whereby the Armenians would be left out without any Deputy from the Capital.

The Lebanese Mafia Godfathers are meeting in Doha, Qatar for five days to redistribute their shares of the Lebanese pie.

On their way to Qatar, the Godfathers were stunned to see Lebanese Handicapped protesting at the Beirut International Airport and holding posters that read: “Go and Don’t Come Back”. Don’t we all wish…

R A P I O calls for an international tribunal to judge and punish the Perpetrators of the crimes that keep being committed against humanity by the same war and feudal lords of Lebanon.

The Chief Belligerents of the blood baths that keep occurring in the Lebanon are summoned to meet in the Qatari Capital of Doha today. Both the US and Saudi Arabia are expressing their reservations over the meeting.

An-Nahar Daily reveals that the Warlords will remain in Doha until Army General Michel Sleiman is appointed President of the Republic.

Sleiman on his part has contacted Minority Chieftain Michel Aoun asking his support in re-building the nation. Eh Good Luck!

After the re-opening of the Beirut International Airport, the Lebanese are fleeing their country as they are paying the price for supporting their Political and Religious Chieftains.

Israeli Intelligence apparatus has succeeded in turning Hezbolla's mighty force by 180 degrees as Hezbolla has turned its guerrilla, once aimed at the Israelis, today, it is aimed at the Lebanese.

Nearly 40 Lebanese Army Officers, mostly Sunni Muslims are threatening to resign due to lack of Leadership in the Country.

Monsieur Saniora and his remnant cabinet ministers have officially pulled back their decisions to cut-off Hezbolla's private land line communication network and have agreed to reinstate General Shocair as Head of Airport Security.

So, now after millions of Dollars in destruction, Hundreds of people dead and wounded, Thousands of people left homeless, Hezbolla and Syria have occupied Beirut and the Chouf, the economy in despair, more people will immigrate: How will Saniora, Hassan Nasroulla, Nabih Berri, Saad Hariri, Al-Wali Jumblat pay for this miserable ending? Of course they won't. They are supported by puppets and sheeps...On the contrary they will even have statues built for them...

We do not deserve the Lebanon of Gebran Khalil Gebran nor that of Genran Tueiny nor the 10452km2...

A precarious calm prevails over the Lebanon awaiting the Army to wake-up and take control over the Killing Fields of the country thanks to the Politicians and Clergymen in whom YOU still believe.

If the Army has really taken over the streets’ security as it pretends, then one wonder the reason why the Beirut International Airport is still closed.

As usual, ONLY Syria benefits from the situation in Lebanon; while the summer tourist season in Lebanon is completely shot, Syrian Hotels, airline reservations and restaurants are fully booked. Congratulations to ALL Lebanese who helped Syria achieve its goals.

Independent Observers point out to the fact that the Hariri Heartland of SOLIDERE has remained intact during the recent Hezbolla’s offensive and occupation of West Beirut which has so far left 100 people dead and over 200 wounded.

Where is the Beef? The neutrality of the Lebanese Army is compared to the Absent Minded Professor!

The Christian Leaders in Lebanon are lying to the People when they say that they agreed not to use their respective armed militias to settle their differences.

After occupying the Jumblatti Druze heartland of Aley and Niha, Hezbolla turns them over to the Lebanese Army.

Heavy fighting continues in North Lebanon between Lackeys of Hezbolla and Lackeys of the Hariri Clan who are enjoying the destruction of their own country for the love of their Masters.

The Ethnic Cleansing of the Druze Community from the West Beqaa and of the Shia Community from the North is going full speed.

Israeli Intelligence sources reveal that Iran has recently delivered 35 semi-stealth speed boats to Hezbolla via the Syrian port of Lattakiah.

The USS Destroyer Cole re-enters the Lebanese waters overnight. Could it be to test the new Terror Boats or to help in evacuating the US Citizens from Lebanon?

Heavy armed pro-Syrian militias have surrounded the Government seat where Saniora and his remnant ministers are confining.

Overnight, the idiots kept killing one another in Chouf Mountains and along the Lebanese-Syrian crossing point of Al-Massnaa.

All eyes are on the Christians awaiting the launch of the first bullet to be shot between Christian lackeys of Samir Jaajaa and the Christians belonging to the Syrian Baath regime.

The Lebanese Army Command refuses to abide by the Saniora Orders.

The Lebanese War has spread to Tripoli and the Beqaa Regions.

Ethnic cleansing in Lebanon Baghdad Style has begun.

The US and Israel welcome Hezbolla's Stand ! ! ! Saniora and the Majority have been sold out.

Just In = The US Embassy in Awkar, Lebanon has issued a statement to US Citizens in Lebanon to leave the country to Cyprus via ferryboat.

In a similar move, the Kuwaiti and Saudi Governments have started evacuating their citizens out of Lebanon.

The Syrian Flag and Posters of Bashar Assad adorn Muslim West Beirut all over again.

As expected the US Administration trapped its Lebanese Allies in the hands of Syrian Militias.

Overnight the fight expanded to the Druze heartland of Aley.

Militiamen of the Syrian National Socialist Party burn down all offices and institutions belonging to the Hariri Clan.

Contrary to reports that he fled his residence in West Beirut, Majority Leader Al-Wali Jumblat vows that he and His Tycoon Leader Saad Hariri will remain in their respective homes under the protection of the Lebanese Army.

News Flash = Majority Leader Al-Wali Jumblat flees his residence in Clemenceau-West Beirut to an unknown destination after being surrounded by pro-Syrian and Iranian militias.

As of 10:30am Beirut Time, the Hariri forteress in Qoreitim-West Beirut is under attack by the same militias attempting to rid Beirut of all signs of US influence in a so-called free and independent country.


Beirut is burning anew and once again, the United States Administration abandons its allies in the Lebanon.

After intense but swift door to door armed fighting, Shia Muslim Hezbolla and pro-Syrian masked mercenaries and snipers shown on all Lebanese Television stations have consolidated their control over what used to be Sunni Muslim West Beirut.

As of midnight Beirut time, Hezbolla has surrounded all pro-US Hariri offices and media reports reveal Hariri followers have fled West Beirut.

By 12:30am, the Red Cross has reported the death of 7 people.

Lebanese TV stations are showing Hezbolla militiamen removing photos of Rafiq Hariri.

Citizens of West Beirut and along demarcation lines with Ashrafieh sector of East Beirut are spending their nights in shelters.


People are attempting to reach Beirut Airport on foot in order to flee the country.

The only remaining safe and open crossing point between West and East Beirut is along the port - manara road.

Another Black Moment in the History of the 10,452km2. People who love Lebanon do not burn it.

Hezbolla and the Lebanese Government are at War and the People are suffering.

Hezbolla succeeds in blockading the Beirut International Airport and rendering it useless.

Middle East Airlines cancels all flights from and to what is now known as the Beirut Hassan Nasroulla Airport.

The clashes are continuing in the streets of Muslim West Beirut, namely in Mazraa, Cola and Barbir.

Hezbolla and its Syrian allies declare that the general strike will continue.

News Break = As expected, the Doors of Hell in Beirut have opened-up and militiamen from Hezbolla, Amal, Jumblatists, Hariris are killing each other. Hezbolla has closed down the access road to the airport whereby thousands of passengers are now trapped. So far the fighting is concentrated in predominantly Muslim West Beirut.

Pro-Iranian and Syrian Press accuses Majority Leader Al-Wali Jumblat for the assassination of Journalist Samir Kassir and Communist Leader George Hawi.

Lebanon is facing a major strike called for by Michel Aoun and Hezbolla.

Lebanon braces herself for a mass demonstration calling for the resignation of the Saniora Government. Alla Yestour.

On its part Saniora has re-assigned the head of the airport security apparatus to a different position following Jumblat’s allegations against Iran and Hezbolla.

The Armenians who have sided with Minority Chieftain Michel Aoun have started to pull-out from his coalition in order to re-join their previous master Michel Murr.

Israeli Intel sources reveal that US closest ally in the Saudi Royal Family, Crown Prince Sultan is dying from cancer in his villa in Switzerland. According to the source, his brother Prince Nayef is readying to take-over.

The popularity of Michel Aoun is diminishing rapidly due to his blind support of Hezbolla.

The lackeys are back at it. Followers of the Hariri clan clash with followers of the Berri clan in the Mazraa district of West Beirut. Several people were injured before they were stopped by the Lebanese Army.

Chief Procrastinator Patriarch Nasroulla Sfeir leaves Lebanon for a 2 months trip starting with Qatar.

It is Official: Hezbolla’s strength and Organization have surpassed the Government of Lebanon’s and can at any time take-over the country without a major encounter.

Al-Wali Jumblat demands the expulsion of the Iranian Ambassador and Iran Air from Lebanon.

Jumblat also demands the replacement of the Airport security apparatus.

Jumblat’s Druze counterpart Wi’am Wahhab calls instead for the expulsion of the US and Saudi Ambassadors from Beirut.

Lebanese Forces sources indicate that the residence of their warlord Samir Jaajaa is under surveillance by 4 Iranian Secret Service agents.

Minority Chieftain Michel Aoun proposes discussing in the Parliament the Parliamentary Electoral Plan set forth by a Special Committee headed by Fouad Boutros.

Arab League Secretary General and Story Teller Aamr Moussa arrives to Lebanon. Who is paying for his non-sense trips?

Warlord Al-Wali Jumblat accuses Terror Group Hezbolla for planting an assassination attempt around the Beirut International Airport. Jumblat has provided the press with evidence showing Hezbolla monitoring airplanes and VIP’s via cameras.

In an attempt to further isolate Minority Chieftain Michel Aoun, feudal lord Amine Gemayel is doing a rapprochement between fellow feudal lord Nassib Lahoud and Michel Murr.

A Washington study confirms that Hezbolla is the most capable Terror Group in the World.

It is Labor Day in Lebanon and the people are wondering where their Politicians and Clergymen are taking them.

People are hopeful that come May 13, 2008 and a President for the Lebanon will be appointed.

Robin Vincent begins his work as the head of the international tribunal that will prosecute the case of the assassination of several Lebanese people including ex-PM Rafiq Hariri and Bassel Fleihan.

Pro-Syrian Ad-Dyar Lebanese daily reveals that Canada and Australia are studying the possibility of giving the Balestinians in Lebanon citizenship in their respective countries.

Chief Procrastinator Patriarch Sfeir has turned liar as well by stating that he does not differentiate between one group of Christians from another.

The US accuses Syria of planning to build what is known as the “Dirty Bomb” in the reactor that was vaporized by the Israeli Air Force.

A possible and cautious breakthrough in Lebanese politics is luring in the horizon which could lead to appointing a president come May 13, 2008.

The Majority refuses to meet with Minority Spokesman Michel Aoun and goes directly to Nabih Berri.

Hezbolla kidnaps and interrogates a French Politician on his way to the Beirut International Airport.

The act is condemned by everyone except Syria and Iran. Meanwhile, France maintains its diplomatic presence in both Damascus and Tehran.

Eccentric Orthodox Bishop Khodr accuses Chief Procrastinator Maronite Patriarch Sfeir for NOT uniting the Maronite Leaders under his auspices.

Intel report reveals that Al-Qaeda is growing stronger inside Balestinian Camps in the Lebanon and is ready to launch its attacks on Foreign targets.

Bashar Assad has opened his People’s Palace in Damascus to receive Minority Chieftain Michel Aoun at any time he so desires!!!

R A P I O wishes is Orthodox Readers a Happy Easter.

Majority Tycoon Saad Hariri reconfirms from Bkerkeh that he is against the naturalization of the Balestinians in the Lebanon.

As expected, Syria denies all allegations that it was building a nuclear power plant. So what was it then?

A new group of 4 singers dubbed the Four Knights or Alforsann al-Arb3a has started a song new popular song in the Lebanon called “All Politicians have left the Country”.

It is now overt: The Pentagon is actually planning a military attack on Iran and arms shipment from the United States to the Middle East is still on-going.

DANGER ZONE: Suddenly, An-Nahar daily reports that the Shias in Lebanon are now calling for the naturalization of the illegal Iranians in Lebanon similar to the predominantly Sunni Balestinians. Ciao El-Libano…

Majority Leader Al-Wali Jumblat attempts to shift his allegiance again by siding with his long time war ally Shia Eternal Speaker Nabih Berri.

On his part, Berri announces that he “may call for a session to elect a president today”. Once a liar === always a liar.

Armenians all over the World commemorate the Turkish genocides of Armenians which till today are not recognized by both Turkey and…the United States.

Bashar Assad announces his readiness to restart the Israeli-Syrio peace talks openly and under the US auspices.

This announcement came within hours after the CIA briefed the US congress of North Korean plutonium delivered to Syria to enable the latter to complete its nuclear power plant in Deir Zor which was obliterated by the Israeli Air Force recently.

Al-Qaeda in Lebanon is flexing its muscles to test the military capabilities of the Lebanese and UN Forces.

UN established line south of the Litani River has been infiltrated by armed militias for the first time and the UN has issued a warning to the poor Lebanese Army to be more vigilant. TOO LATE. . .

Syrian lackey Druze feudal Lord Talal Arslan launches a verbal attack on the Lebanese Army.

Heavy tension prevails in Zahle between the Gemayel and the Skaff Tribes.

No. 2 Terror Man Anwar Zawahiri of Al-Qaeda announces that Lebanon will be fertile base to launch the next wave of Al-Qaeda attacks and that she will play a pivotal role in it.

Zawahiri urged his men to kick out the United Nations forces in Southern Lebanon as a prelude to attack Israel and the Crusaders.

Israeli PM Ehud Olmert offers Syria the Golan Heights back against full Peace.

The Assassin of the Zahle shooting last Sunday is still at large.

A new Front has been created by Chameleon and double US-Syrian Agent Michel Murr. The new Front is dubbed the “President’s Party”.

The US Undersecretary for the Middle East Welsh predicts a “Hot Summer” for the Lebanon.

Pro-Aoun O’TV station is reporting that Militia members belonging to Muslim Majority Tycoon Saad Hariri is deploying throughout the Christian Areas disguised as private security officers.

What is it with the Lebanese that they do not want to learn that dying for their Leaders is NOT the Way!

Two members of the Kataeb Party and Nine others were killed in Zahle by a known assailant belonging to the Skaff Feudal Lords. This incident reminded the Lebanese of the April 13, 1975 shooting at the Kataeb Party and Balestinian Bus in Ain Roumaneh that sparked the Lebanese War.

In retaliation, unknown gunmen shot nearly 30 rounds at the house of Minority Chieftain Michel Aoun’s son-in-law in Batroun.

As usual, the Lebanese Army has been dispatched to clean the shit of the Politicians and their lackeys.

These criminal acts killed any possible initiative to bring the Lebanese Christian Idiots to be united.

Greek Orthodox Bishop Audi accused the Politicians of outcry lyres who promise things to the people but never deliver.

A street fight took place in West Beirut between Shia Amal lackeys against lackeys from the Sunni Hariri Movement.

A new round of bullshit table-talks has been set to kick-off among the belligerents in Lebanon.

Michel Aoun states that “We will no longer accept a President who has no prerogatives”.

A dream that came true: “I admit; I started the (1975) war and I want to eliminate the Maronite rule over Lebanon”. – The Late Master Kamal Jumblat.

Media sources predict that Syria will NOT be a participants in the International-Arab Conference on the Lebanon scheduled to take place in Kuwait.

Feudal Lord Michel Murr is dying to maintain a presence for his Boy Elias in any ministerial cabinet that may pop-up in the country. Murr is insisting on keeping the Ministry of the Interior in order to keep his cover-up of most the corruption activities that took place in the country since 1990.

The price of the crude oil is expected to reach US $120/barrel next week.

Intel Sources confirm that Al-Qaeda Terrorists are infiltrating to Lebanon from Iraq via Syria to receive special training and faked papers for eminent attacks on European countries.

Al Sultan Trading Co. of Kuwait bought the Lebanese supermarket chains of Geant and Monoprix for 97 Million US Dollars.

An Arab-International Conference on Lebanon is being set in Kuwait.

A meeting between one-day-foes one-day-buddies and feudal Lords Amine Gemayel and Michel Murr is also being prepared for in order to announce their new alliance against Michel Aoun in the Metn District which would enable Murr to instill his boy Elias as Minister in any up-coming new Government. In return, Gemayel would also be appointed either Minister or Deputy in the Metn District. What a Country Ya Man…

Meanwhile Aoun has lost his momentum and it is time for him to give-up and leave Lebanon anew for the ruthless, crooked and the traditional corrupt feudal families who ruled Lebanon for centuries.

News Flash = Acting like the PLO as a state-within-the-state in the Lebanon, nearly 100 henchmen belonging to Hezbolla have surrounded a Lebanese Police Patrol in the Aley district town of Komatieh. Hezbolla men have proudly succeeded to release their comrades who had just been arrested by the Police Patrol for refusing to stop at a check point. A Dieu Lebanon!!!

After Mrs. Amine Gemayel blasted Michel Murr when her son Pierre was assassinated, the Gemayel feudal family is ready to re-welcome Chameleon and fellow feudal lord Michel Murr back into their circle.

Meanwhile, Minority Chieftain Michel Aoun is definitely losing momentum, popularity and grounds among the population who has long supported him for his ideology which called for a truly free and “clean” Lebanon.

The Catholic Pope and the US President discuss the Lebanese situation at the White House.

Lebanon’s future at a standstill till the US Presidential elections.

Chameleon and Syrian – US double agent Michel Murr expresses his sorrow for having defeated his once foe-once buddy Amine Gemayel in last year’s Parliamentary elections in the Metn.

On his part Looser and Feudal Lord Amine Gemayel receives Balestinian Representative in Lebanon (Ambassador) Abbass Zaki.

Paris and London concede that they have failed to isolate Syria. One wonder what have they done to isolate Syria!!!

Warlords Samir Jaajaa and Michel Aoun bring out old wounds and exchange curses anew. . . And yes Dear Readers: They both still have a large number of sheep to defend them. . . What a shame. . .

Syrian Dictator Bashar Assad dispatches a second Army regiment to the Lebanese Syrian boarders under the direct command of his brother Maher.

Israel on its part has dispatched two advanced commando units inside the Lebanese territories to scout and gather intelligence.

Arab League Secretary General and Storyteller Aamr Moussa states that Lebanon has little time left before hell breaks loose!

BBC reveals that illegal weapons are being smuggled from Iraq into Lebanon.

Bilal Aalayli, an Engineer on the payroll of Hariri Clan has won the Presidency of the Lebanese Syndicate of Engineers and Architects. Congratulations.

Intel sources reveal that the Brother of Zarkawi, the No. 2 Chieftain in Al-Qaeda Terror Group is spotted in the Lebanon.

Christian, Muslim and Druze Clergymen gathered in downtown Beirut to pray and to reject a renewd civil strife.

33 Years ago like today, Lebanon is brought down on her knees. Remember it but do not allow the Politicians and Clergymen to repeat it. Do not fall the Victim of the on-going international conspiracy against the 10,452km2.

On the eve of the remembrance of the April 13th 1975 war, Christians in Lebanon sign a written apology for the killing of Balestinians in Lebanon between 1975 and 1982!!!! Accepted; but will this apology be reversed???

Debka reports that Two Balestinians were arrested in Israel for attempting to poison a restaurant in Tel Aviv. Israel is accusing the Terrorists for being under orders from Hezbolla!

Many Lebanese are learning to live away from the menace of their respective feudal, religious and war Lords. Let us hope they make it a permanent habit!!!

Lebanon is listed as No. One in internet freedom throughout the Middle East and the Arab World.

Saudi Arabian and Egyptian Dictators are deciding the next step to be undertaken in Lebanon and vis-a-vis their Syrian Colleague Bashar.

Israel proposes to return the Shebaa Farms in South Lebanon back to the Lebanese in exchange with the Two Israeli soldiers kidnapped by Hezbolla in the summer of 2006. Will Iran accept?

Israel completes its military maneuvers along the Lebanese borders with the participation of American soldiers.

Lebanon starts her remembrance of the 33 years of civil war, unrest and political upheaval which saw a lull for few years between 1990 and 2005.

Switzerland is now accused of financing terrorism via its purchase of Natural Gas from Iran.

Eye witnesses in the Beqaa confirm seeing Syrian military jets along the Lebanese Syrian borders for the first time since 1990.

Michel Murr and in defiance of his former ally Michel Aoun, launches a new campaign to instill Michel Sleiman as President in order to secure a ministerial seat for his son Elias!!!

1.7 Million Israelis took part of the Military maneuvers in anticipation of a military action by or against Hezbolla.

The Specter of a Regional-US War is hovering in the Middle East since the US and France are pissed at the Iranian and Syrian interferences in Iraq , Lebanon and the Balestinian Territories.

Eternal Speaker Nabih Berri in Syria for the 1st time in Two years to receive new instructions from his Masters.

Israel begins a major military maneuvers along its borders with the Lebanon.

PM Fouad Saniora pledges his (Lebanon) total support to Syria in the event Israel attacks Syria! What will Saniora do if Israel attacks Syria? Will he send Lebanese men to die for the liberation of Syria?

Reports reveal that Majority Leader Al-Wali Jumblat has put his grip over the Lebanon TV Station via his Minister of Information Ghazi Aaridi’s appointments of Employees belonging to the Jumblat Clan.

Shipping sources confirm that the Pentagon has reserved for itself till the end of April 2008 ALL ships from the United States destined to the Middle East and GCC countries in order to transfer “merchandise” belonging ONLY to the Pentagon.

The Lebanese Army is ordered to go on full alert in Southern Lebanon in order to face possible new killing fields similar to the Islamist and Balestinian Terror Camp it faced in the Northern City of Tripoli last fall.

The whereabouts of Mohamad Siddik, the chief witness in the assassination of Ex-PM Rafiq Hariri, remain unknown after intel sources revealed earlier this week that he had left his host and protective country of France.

RAPIO’s unconfirmed sources report that France may have exchanged with Syria and Iran the killing of Master Terrorist Moghnieh against the disappearance of Siddik!

Reliable Official Lebanese sources who shall remain unidentified have informed RAPIO that nearly half of the 170 Lebanese Army soldiers who died in the Battle Fields of Naher El-Bared, were killed by Friendly Fire.

Feudal Lord Soussou (Sleiman) Franjieh favors the resignation of Bkerkeh’s Chief Priest Nasroulla Sfeir.

The Four Army Generals jailed for the assassination of Rafiq Hariri have decided to file a law suit in an international tribunal against their former prosecutor Detlive Meliss. Meliss, in a recent interview admitted that he was the one who ordered their imprisonment 3 years ago as they still await trial and judgment.

Lebanese Army General Michel Sleiman declares his Resignation from the Army effective August 21st 2008.

Israel is distributing gas masks to its citizens in anticipation of a war with Syria, Iran and Hezbolla.

Former Lebanese President Emile Lahoud, Ex-PM Omar Karameh and Ex Minister of Interior Sleiman Franjieh are set to be summoned to the international Tribunal as witnisses in the assassination of Former PM Rafiq Hariri and 20 other Lebanese Citizens.

All Public and Catholic schools in Lebanon are closed today.

The education system comes to a halt tomorrow due to the general strike by the Teachers’ Association as called for by the Kataeb Party.

Hariri owned Al-Mustaqbal daily accuses Minority Chieftain Michel Aoun of supporting Syrian Dictator Bashar Assad’s speech at the Arab Summit held recently in Damascus.

Israel is still awaiting the surprised military strike against it by Hezbolla to revenge the killing of Master Terrorist Essam Moghnieh in Damascus.

Minister of Tourism Joe Sarkis orders the closing down of nearly 20 Snacks, Cafes and Bars in the Residential neighborhood of Gemayzeh under the pretext that they are bothering the Residences.

Saudi Arabia blames Michel Aoun and Hizbolla, and not Syria or Nabih Berri, for blocking the Presidential elections in the Lebanon.

Al-Wali Jumblat accuses Syria for being the No. 1 Address for Terrorism which should be fought and brought down. Dream-On Man ! ! !

The Vatican Reports that Islam has taken over Catholicism as the largest Religion in the World whereby 17.4 percent of the world population is Catholic while Muslims have jumped to 19.2 percent. Is it time for the church to allow polygamy in order to catch-up?

For the first time since the Cedars’ Revolution, Majority Leader Al-Wali Jumblat announces his firm doubts about the French and European politics vis-a-vis Syria so long these countries do not effectively put any sanctions on Damascus to let go of Lebanon.

The on-going earthquakes in the South of Lebanon have led to the discovery of new antiquities.

Lebanese Expats contribute 22.8% TO THE Lebanese GDP.

Saudi Arabian Foreign Affairs Minister openly accuses Syria and its surrogates in Lebanon for screwing-up initiatives to stabilize the country.

NO Lebanese has been sent to court for the embezzlement of funds in the Shabrouh Dam of Kesrouan which was built without networking the water to the Residences. STRANGE how this matter has been shoved under the carpet...

Set your watch: Lebanon is back to the Summer Timing.

Lebanon has for the very first time officially accused Syria of meddling in her internal affairs.

On its part, Syrian Foreign Affairs Minister and CIA acquaintance Al-Moallem has announced his refusal to listen to PM Saniora who has demanded the official recognition of Lebanon by Syria and to stop its armament of its Lebanese lackeys as well as the delineation of the Syrio-Lebanese Boarders.