NEWS FLASH => The New 30 member Council of Government has been announced giving the Lebanese Warlords the following: Jaajaa 2 Ministers, Gemayel 2, the Syrian National Social Party 1 Minister, Hezbolla 1 Minister, The President got 3, 5 Ministers for Hariri (including his Aunt), 5 for Aoun (including his son-in-law, 2 for Berri and 3 for Jumblat.

Chief chameleon and double agent Michel Murr is trying to reenter the Aoun Block after leaving it in order to secure a seat for himself in the next Parliamentary elections. What a shame that someone can trade his soul like this to the highest bidder . . .

A precarious calm prevails in Tripoli this morning.

Meanwhile, the Lebanese Army is investigating a photo showing Armed Militiamen strolling in front of a Lebanese Army armored personnel vehicle in Tripoli while its soldiers are simply looking and doing NADA.

Reports reveal that President Michel Sleiman is very upset for attending the Paris Conference empty handed without any government or action plan . . . Well hello! Wake-up and smell the coffee Mr. President!!! Welcome to Lebanon . . . The land of Milk and Honey . . .

Sleiman could be meeting his Syrian counterpart Dic-Tator Bashar Assad in Paris under French auspices. Are we lucky or are we lucky?????