Three Senior Representatives of the Lebanese Forces participated in the official welcoming ceremony for the Hezbolla Prisoners released by Israel yesterday.

Observers noted that the ONLY Lebanese major Politician who did not attend the VIP stand to receive Hezbolla's fighters released by Israel was Al-Wali Jumblat.

Reports reveal that the Peaks of Mount Sannine in the heartland of Christian Lebanon have been taken over by the Iranian elite Pasdaran and Revolutionary Guards to man advanced radars to detect early warning signals from Israeli air force jets taking off from Israel.

The New Government of Lebanon is dubbed "The Caspers' Cabinet" because 29 of its 30 members were wearing white suites during the official photo ceremony!!!!!