Lebanon has won the Asian countries semi-final Basket-Ball Championship in China by beating South Korea 88 - 65. The Cedar Team will face the Chinese Team for the Championship today.

As expected from him, Hezbolla's Fuhrer Hassan Nasroulla has issued a counter-threat to Israel to bombard Tel-Aviv in the event Israel bombs Beirut and the Hezbolla Ghetto of the Southern Suburbs of Beirut.

YoYo Jumblat dispatches his heir Taymour to the 3rd Anniversary ceremony of the Israeli-Hezbolla War of Attrition which was held yesterday. It is extremely rare that YoYo sends his son into the Public eye.

Meanwhile, YoYo has received warnings from Intel sources that he has become target of assassination anew.

Everyone in Lebanon and outside of Lebanon seem to be very happy with the turn of events by the fact that Yoyo is back on the Syrian Baath track; everyone, except the Majority in the Lebanon which has supposedly won the so-called "Democratic Elections".