Abdallah Ghandour, President of the Tripoli Chamber of Commerce and Industry is gone missing without any trace.

Syrian Agent in Lebanon Wiam Wahhab reveals that Deputy Sami Amine Gemayel has escaped an assassination attempt by a Suicide Bomber recently. Wahhab also issued a warning to the young Gemayel not to think about dividing the 10,452km2.

"I Miss Damascus" - Mr. YoYo Jumblat.

The Kuwaiti Daily Al-Watan reveals that Mr. YoYo Jumblat has received US $100 Million from Saudi Arabia to return back to the March 14th Movement. 5 of Jumblat's Deputies from various sects, including Druze Deputy Marwan Hamadeh, have threatened to leave his Parliamentary Block in the event Mr. YoYo returns to the Syrian Camp.

Acting under directives from his Masters in Syria and Iran, Minority Chieftain Michel Aoun welcomes the switch of Mr. YoYo Jumblat into the Baath Axis.