Tuesday, June 30, 2009

The Inhabitants of Muslim West Beirut are sick and tired from the armed militias which are ruling the Streets of their neighborhoods. ENOUGH IS ENOUGH.

Both the US and Saudi Arabia are on the eve of restoring full relationships with Syria again as the Saudi King's son met at length with the Syrian Dic-tator Bashar to discuss the formation of the new Lebanese Cabinet under the leadership of Tycoon Saad Hariri. Nothing has changed and nothing will change: Lebanon will always be at the mercy of Others, generations to come. . .

In an unprecedented move, both Deputies and Historic foes Nadim Bashir Gemayel and Sleiman Tony Franjieh shook hands in front of the Parliament.

The Pope has confirmed that the Human remains found recently in the tomb of Disciple Saint Paul do belong to Him.

Monday, June 29, 2009

A precarious calm prevails in Muslim West Beirut following clashes between Hariri and Berri lackeys. As usual no one was arrested.

Al Wali Jumblat imposes his demands and conditions for joining the new cabinet on his long time ally and financier PM designate Saad Hariri.

Sunday, June 28, 2009

News Flash = Thugs belonging to PM designate Saad Hariri and others belonging to Eternal Speaker Nabih Berri are killing each other in Muslim West Beirut. As of this write-up, it is reported that at least 1 innocent woman is killed and 10 are injured.

As usual, the Lebanese Army is interfering to separate, only separate, the belligerent without taking any legal action against them or against their respective Masters.

As expected heavy machine gun fire adorned the Blue Skies of Lebanon upon the announcement of the selection of Saad Hariri as the Prime Minister designate.

Several people are reported wounded and properties in East and West Beirut were damaged due to stray bullets. Thank You Sheikh Saad for a good start.

Lebanese Diva Majida Al-Roumi receives an Honorary Doctorate from the American University of Beirut.

It is confirmed that Orthodox Christian Deputy Nayla Tueini is dating Sunni Muslim TV Host Malek Maktabi. The question that is being put forward is the following: Can Tueni remain a Deputy for the Orthodox Sect if she marries a Sunni fellow as by de-facto she too would become a Muslim?

Saturday, June 27, 2009

She is being resembled to Actress Kathleen Turner- 18 years old pure beauty Martine Andrawos has been crowned the New Miss Lebanon 2009 and rightfully so. Congratulations Martine!

Majority Tycoon Saad Hariri on his way to becoming the new Prime Minister designate.

Hariri met with his Arch-rival Hezbolla’s Fuhrer Dr. Hassan Nasroulla in a secret location for 4 hours. Reports indicate that the meeting was positive for Hezbolla since Hariri will not touch the subject of Hezbolla’s weapons should he become the next Prime Minister which is a 180 degree shift from his election campaign a month ago.

Friday, June 26, 2009

Musical Legend and Genius Michael Jackson is Dead.

Eternal Speaker Nabih Berri has been reselected by foes and allies to remain the Speaker of the new Parliament.

In order to become the next Prime Minister, Saad Hariri has instructed his Deputies to vote for Berri.

On their part, Christian Deputies in the Majority camp casted blank votes thus abstaining from voting for Berri.

Thursday, June 25, 2009

No real juicy News today except a small comment regarding the elections in Lebanon: Why is it that the People of Lebanon cannot live without having the same Feudal Families ruling them?
R A P I O

Wednesday, June 24, 2009

The Christian Deputies in the Hariri Clan have decided to caste a blank vote against Eternal Speaker Nabih Berri sending him a message of dissatisfaction with his shutting down of the Parliament at whelm.

The Christian Deputies of Zahleh deserted their temporary Godfather Nicolas Fattoush by joining Warlord Samir Jaajaa Lebanese Forces parliamentary block.

Tuesday, June 23, 2009

After lying to the World and denying of having any Lebanese Prisonners, Syria releases 31 Lebanese who have been held against their will in Syrian Terror Jails for years.

Outgoing Interior Minister and National Hero Ziad Baroud regrets not having any information about the kidnapped Engineer Joseph Sader who was taken away in Hezbolla Land near the Beirut Airport.

Both elected Deputies Tueiny and Tersarkissian refuse to join Samir Jaajaa's Lebanese Forces Block in the new Parliament.

Acting Speaker of the Parliament sets Thursday, June 25th 2009 to re-select Nabih Berri as the Eternal Speaker of the House of Deputies.

Es expected, Al Wali Jumblat is set to depart from the Majority Camp to join his fellow Syrian Agent Michel Murr in an Independent Block.

Monday, June 22, 2009

Lebanon celebrates Music Day with celebration in most Westernised neighbourhoods.

Majority Tycoon Saad Hariri seems to have paved and paid his way to the Prime Ministership.

The Sunni Mufti Al-Jouzou comes to the defense and rescue of his fellow Chief Clergyman Maronite Patriarch Nasralla after being attacked by Shia Fuhrer Hassan Nasroulla.

A meeting is being prepared for Warlords and Arch foes Al Wali Junblat and Michel Aoun.

Sunday, June 21, 2009

Both Byblos and Beiteddine International Festivals are on the role.

The Golden Murex has named Former Lebanese Minister Nayla Solh as Person of the Year.

Feudal Lord Amine Gemayel has finally came to the rescue of his Patriarch Sfeir against what Hezbolla's Fuhrer stated about Sfeir. Gemayel declared that Nasroulla's statement about Sfeir is the foundation of a new religious upheaval in the country.

Saturday, June 20, 2009

Maronite Patriarch Nasralla Sfeir has turned a persona-non-grata in his recent visit to the Maronite heartland district of Byblos where he was greeted with offensive signs and slogans by the inhabitants.

An official divorce between the Minority and the Maronite Patriarch is eminent; thus consecrating the split among the Christians in general and the Maronites in particular and rendering them a very weak element in the next phase set to naturalize the Balestinians in the 10,452 km2.

The Ministry of Interior is now permitting Lebanese mothers to apply for citizenship for their children born to non-Lebanese fathers which till now, was not allowed. This is seen as the 1st step to give thousands of Balestinian kids of Lebanese mothers but Balestinian fathers the Lebanese citizenship.

A 3-hour top secret meeting was held last night between Hezbolla’s Fuhrer Dr. Hassan Nasroulla and Feudal Lord Sleiman Franjieh. Speculators predict that the former has briefed the latter about his meeting with Al-Wali Jumblat which would allow Jumblat to return back to the “Made in Syria” camp.

It is also said that Jumblat may have requested a meeting with his Lebanese arch-rival and Minority Chieftain Michel Aoun.

Friday, June 19, 2009

Independent Observers wonder the reason why the traditional Maronite families did not defend their Patriarch Sfeir from Hezbolla's Fuhrer's accusations on him on national TV 48 hours ago.

Last night, a meeting took place between the old allies turned foes and perhaps again new allies Warlords Al Wali Jumblat and Hezbolla's Fuhrer Nasroulla.

Reports reveal that the purpose of this meeting was to re-open the door for Jumblat to return to the Made in Syria Umbrella.

Minister of Energy Tabourian lashes out at outgoing PM Saniora accusing him of ignoring the power plan the former had put forward in order to bring in 24 hour electricity to the people of Lebanon so that the Oil Mafia Cartel in the Lebanon can benefit more by monopolizing the source of energy.

Lebanon is hit by 20 cases of the Swine Flu.

Thursday, June 18, 2009

The Lebanese Justice released the Hezbolla man accused of shooting down a Lebanese Army Helicopter killing one Officer.

Feudal Lord Amin Gemayel has demanded guarantees that Hezbolla will not use its arsenal against fellow Lebanese as it did last year.

Gemayel also asked the Lebanese Army to draw a map showing where the Lebanese sovereignty is in Lebanon and where Hezbolla military sovereignty reigns since there are areas in the Lebanon where non-Hezbolla Lebanese are not allowed to enter.

Eternal Speaker and Warlord Nabih Berri is on his way to be re-selected as Speaker of the Parliament for the Nth time since no other Shia dares to run against him.

Wednesday, June 17, 2009

The Lebanese Army disarms a car bomb placed near its checkpoint at the entrance of the Balestinian Terror Camp of Ain Helwoueh in Southern Lebanon.

Double Agent Michel Murr continues his onslaught against the Armenian Community in the Lebanon because they did not vote for him. Crying Baby...

Lebanese media sources reveal that an eminent meeting may be taking place between the two Maronite feudal foes Sleiman Franjieh and Samir Jaajaa.

Finally today, a Dutch social study shows that pretty girls make men act stupidly.

Tuesday, June 16, 2009

Lebanese Army General John Kahwaji reveals that the Army has captured and destroyed an Al-Qaeda Cell which was ready to undertake terror attacks in Lebanon, Iraq and Kuwait.

Lebanon braces to receive nearly Two Million Tourists this Summer season.

Al-Wali Jumblat continues to scare the Lebanese. This time Jumblat is claiming that Israel is planning a regional war that would begin in Lebanon. Come-on Dude... Let the people breath a bit. Enough talk about wars and killing.

A wave of fires rages in Southern Lebanon.

Monday, June 15, 2009

Newsweek Magazine reveals that Saudi Arabia has spent $715 Million US Dollars to ensure the reelection of the Majority in the Lebanon.

Israel is shocked by the unexpected meeting between Javier Solana and Hezbolla and the declaration of the former that the later is NOT a terrorist organization. Israel is now demanding an explanation from Europe over this new stand.

The Spirit of extreme extremism continues to prevail in the Iranian, Israeli and Balestinian politics.

Sunday, June 14, 2009

Europe recognizes Hezbolla as an integral member of the Lebanese Political system and not as a Terror group. This declaration was announced by the European High Commissionaire for the Lebanon Javier Solana.

Fathi Yakan, Founder of the Lebanese Moslem Brotherhood group which terrorized the Christian Sector of Ashrafieh in Beirut 2 years ago is dead.

Saturday, June 13, 2009

Nearly six months after the start of 2009, the Lebanese Cabinet approves the 2009 budget ! And you voted them back in both Majority and Minority !

Both Maronite Christian President Michel Sleiman and Sunni Muslim Saad Hariri reject naturalizing the Balestinians in the Lebanon and both inisisted to US Special Envoy to the Middle East Senator George Mitchell that the Balestinians must all return home to Balestine, known today and 5000 years ago as Israel. The Balestinians in Lebanon will go back to Balestine when pigs start flying and when the Lebanese reject their feudal system.

Lebanon is expected to see a high influx of tourism this summer.

Friday, June 12, 2009

Flash News = A technical problem prevented a 200gr bomb letter from blowing-up as it was delivered to the Lebanese General Security Services, equivalent to the FBI in the USA. The bomb was diffused and is seen to be a direct message from the Mossad against the Lebanese Security Agency after the later has succeeded in arresting dozens of Israeli spies and agents working in the Lebanon in the past few weeks.

Cardinal Sfeir states publicly that had the Minority won the elections, we would be governed by Syria and Iran today.

High tension prevails in the Southern Sunni Muslim city of Saida where the daughter of mini Feudal Lord Ossama Saad has been attacked by certain thugs.

The Parliamentary Block headed by Minority Chieftain Michel Aoun has reached 27 members, making it the second most powerful body within the Lebanese Parliament after the Hariri March 14 alliance.

It is reported that Syrian proxy Feudal Lord Sleiman Franjieh is setting-up a new residence in Baabda to be closer to the action.

Thursday, June 11, 2009

Lebanese Forces Warlord Samir Jaajaa is said to be targeted by the Israeli Mossad: Believe it or not! This news has been reported by Jaajaa's deputy Antoine Zahra to the Al-Akhbar Daily.

Other sources even report that in addition to Jaajaa, Saad Hariri and for some reason Fares Boueiz are also targeted by Israel.

Most signs indicate that Majority Tycoon Saad Hariri is headed to become the next Prime Minister.

Minority Chieftain Michel Aoun is demanding 7 Ministers in the new cabinet if it is comprised of 30 members.

What sort of a country and leaders do we have:

After having voted for Sleiman over a year ago, today Aoun questions President Michel Sleiman if he has any National Program for the country so that he can support him.

On his part Saad Hariri and after attacking the military arsenal of Hezbolla during the election campaign, has declared that he supports the weapons of Hezbolla ! ! !

Wednesday, June 10, 2009

Less than 48 hours after the 2009 Elections, Foreign interferences in the Lebanon continue as usual. Meanwhile Political and Religious Feudalism remain the Masters of the Scene and the Lebanese continue to be Sheeps in the hands of their Lords. . .


Majority Tycoon Saad Hariri is expected to meet with the Minority Fuhrer Dr. Hassan Nasroulla.

Israeli Defense Minister Ehud Barak states that Israel is not comfortable with the US supplying Army Surplus equipment to the Lebanese Army.


Tuesday, June 9, 2009

The Official results of the 2009 Elections are 71 Seats for the US Coalition and 57 Seats for the Syrio-Iranian Axis.

Focus has shifted to the Presidency of the Parliament and on the New Cabinet.

Behind the door talks are taking place to see who will be appointed Speaker and who will become the next Prime Minister.

Even though Minority Chieftain Michel Aoun lost big time in the Christian Beirut district of Ashrafieh and in Zahleh, he managed to increase the number of his parliamentary block from 20 to 25 Seats thus making him the strongest Deputy in the 2009 Parliament.

Monday, June 8, 2009

Congratulations to Lebanon for a Job well done. R A P I O extends its congratulations to Interior Minister Ziad Baroud as well as to the Lebanese Security Apparatus.

Most agencies are announcing the winning of the U.S. backed coalition in the overall elections with around 70 votes for the West and 58 Votes for Iran.

A very tight race to call. So far, The U.S. backed coalition has won the Christian district of Batroun , the the Sunni Muslim districts of Saida and Tripoli and the Druze fiefdom of Chouf and Aley while the Syrio-Iranian coalition has won the Christian districts of Jezzine, Jbeil, Kesrouan, Baabda and Zghorta.

The tight race has been in the Christian districts of Ashrafieh, Zahleh and Metn.

As for Hezbolla Land like South Lebanon and Baalbeck, no one dared to run against the Hezbolla and as such, it won uncontested.

The biggest loser is Shia Muslim Speaker of the House Nabih Berri.

Sunday, June 7, 2009

Today is D Day for All of Lebanese. Will it be the Republic of Lebanon or the Revolutionary Republic of Lebanon to say the least? 24 hours separate us from the Truth till the 2009 Elections results are announced.

Independent Observers await to see what will happen to the National Leader Michel Aoun if Hezbolla wins the Elections. Will Aoun remain in full force or will he be absorbed by the Iranian led coalition.

All Eyes are on the Christian Areas of the Lebanon where real democracy exist whereas in the Muslim regions, most, if not all seats have already been appointed by either Hezbolla or the Hariri Clan.

The tight race in the Christian areas is expected namely in Ashrafieh and the Metn Districts.

Saturday, June 6, 2009

Less than 24 Hours to Cast Your Votes. Last Chance for a Free 10,452km2. It is Now or Never. Forget Feudalism - Forget Clergymen - Think YOU - Think YOUR Familiy - Think YOUR Country.

Gulf News Daily published in Dubai headlines “A surprise move by President Michel Sulaiman to ally himself with the pro-western March 14 group cast heavy doubt on the Hezbollah-dominated opposition's ability to score big in Lebanon's national election tomorrow.”

On the security and logistical levels, Interior Minister Ziad Baroud has everything under control.

Israel is very nervous and anxious about US President Obama's overture to the Muslim World.

Friday, June 5, 2009

2 Days For a New Lebanon . . . Let us Unite and Keep all Feudal and Religious Warlords OUT of OUR Lives.

The International Atomic Energy Agency reveals that Syria is developing 3 new nuclear sites.

The U.S. Ambassador to Lebanon assembles the so-called Leaders of March 14 for last minute instructions and coaching on the eve of the 2009 Parliamentary Elections.

Thursday, June 4, 2009

3 Days for a New Dawn or a New Nightmare! The Decision is Yours. VOTE FOR LEBANON NOT FOR IRAN NOT FOR ISRAEL NOT FOR THE U.S. NOT FOR FRANCE NOT FOR SYRIA NOT FOR SAUDI ARABIA NOT FOR THE VATICAN - VOTE LEBANON.

Hezbolla No. 2 Sheikh Qassem in his usual defiant and loud vibrating voice tells the Lebanese and the World that Hezbolla will continue to arm itself and the UN Security Council can do whatever it wishes.

The latest statistics show a slight win by the current Minority by a maximum of 4 votes.

What will happen to the Christians in the Lebanon after the death of Michel Aoun. Did he secure any Leadership continuity within his popular movement or will the Tayyar end-up like the Lebanese Forces in disarray after the assassination of President Bashir Gemayel?

Wednesday, June 3, 2009

4 Days are left. Make The Right Choice. The Choice is Lebanon. The Choice is NOT Iran. It is NOT Israel. It is NOT Syria. It is Not the U.S. or Europe. Lebanon 1st and last.

The number of Lebanese who are reported missing in the Air France flight is now 6.

After being directly responsible for shutting down M-TV television station, Michel Murr is now calling for the shutting down of O-TV.

Lebanon receives her very 1st fire fighting helicopter.

International Observers are arriving to Beirut to oversee the elections on June 7.

Tuesday, June 2, 2009

5 Days left to Vote for the 10,452km2. Do NOT Vote for the Rainbow. BE Lebanese and VOTE Lebanese.

2 Lebanese are confirmed on board of the Air France that perished over the Atlantic on its last journey between Brazil and France.

Greek Orthodox Candidate for the Ashrafieh District Nayla Tueiny confirms on National TV that she is NOT a Muslim as her Passport states ! ! ! Who can we believe and who can we trust anymore?

Monday, June 1, 2009

Just in => Both Deputies Ghassan Tueny and Michel Aoun did not attend the National Dialogue being held at the Presidential Palace in Baabda as both Old Men are reported ill and exhausted.

The Lebanese Army arrests a 2nd Colonel for spying for Israel. Colonel Shahid Toumieh has been arrested 10 days after Colonel Mansour Diab was discovered as well.

6 Days to Vote For Lebanon. Do NOT Vote Yellow, Blue, Green, Pistachio, Orange, Red, Black or Brown. VOTE LEBANON.

The Police arrests a gang accused of selling drugs in Lebanese schools and universities.

Minority Chieftain Michel Aoun predicts that the United States will be the first Party to open negotiations with the current Opposition if it wins the elections.