Saturday, May 31, 2008

News Flash = at 5:30pm local time, the Lebanese Army shot down a Balestinian Suicide Bomber who was attempting to blow-up himself at the Lebanese Army check point in the Southern Balestinian Terror Camp of Ain El-Heloueh near Saida. This marks the second Suicide Bombing in the Lebanon since the assassination of Rafic Hariri and 20 other Lebanese back in February 2005.

Al-Qaeda style explosion took place at a Lebanese Army Intelligence Check point near the Lebanese-Syrian Northern border of Aabdeh. At least one soldier is down.

Feudal Lord and double agent Michel Murr announces that he rejects the Ministry of the Environment stating that it is "Beneath" the Murr Family!

Meanwhile, the Lebanese Forces announces that its Chief Warlord Samir Jaajaa will take either the Ministry of the Environment or the Ministry of Tourism.

Friday, May 30, 2008

Dreamers and hopefuls within the Hariri Clan believe that the Hezbolla will be disarmed within a year following intense negotiations!

Minority Chieftain Michel Aoun literarily offers his arch rival PM Fouad Saniora a flower when the Latter visited the Former’s residence in Rabieh!

Saniora begins his round of discussions with the warring factions and feudal lords of Lebanon in an attempt to form his new cabinet.

Israel braces herself for a possible resignation of PM E. Olmert.

Israeli and US nuclear Experts reveal that Syria has Two additional Nuclear sites over and above the one that was destroyed by the Israeli Air Force few months ago.

Thursday, May 29, 2008

Is it Coexistence?
A Difficult Coexistence? Or
The Impossible Coexistence?


Fouad Saniora Prime Minister … Again…

The Lebanese continue their celebration in downtown Beirut with more musical events.

Wednesday, May 28, 2008

More fighting overnight between lackeys of the Hariri Clan against lackeys of Syria in the town of Aramoun, south of Beirut. The Army is still watching while one of its soldiers falls victim of the warring thugs!!!!

The Majority decides to nominate Fouad Saniora as the next Prime Minister.

Tuesday, May 27, 2008

Hours after the inauguration of President Sleiman, Hezbolla’s Warlord Hassan Nasroulla launched a Warning against the State Not to use its force against Hizbolla! Welcome back to the reality of life in the Lebanon.

Nasroulla is insisting on having the Syrian Baath Party and the Syrian National Socialist Party represented in the next Cabinet of Ministers.

Over 20 innocent Citizens in Beirut were injured overnight by stray bullets shot from Hezbolla’s Land in the Beirut Southern Suburbs while Nasroulla was issuing his defiant speech against the Universe.

Fighting resumed between lackeys of the Majority and others from the Minority Thugs in the Mzaraa district of West Beirut and the Beqaa Valley town of Taalbaya.

Hundred of Thousand of Lebanese attended the Concert held by Pop Singer Haifa Wehbe last night.

Monday, May 26, 2008

Feudal Lord Michel Murr begins the distribution of the political pie by requesting a cabinet post for his son Elias!!!!

Newly appointed President Sleiman bases his inaugural speech on the Aoun-Hezbolla’s understanding!!!

Partying to celebrate Sleiman’s Presidency continue all over the Lebanon and will be crowned on May 27th and 28th in downtown Beirut with a massive concert free for all.

Sunday, May 25, 2008

President Michel Sleiman: Today at 5:00pm Beirut time.

Saturday, May 24, 2008

Lebanon cannot have permanent peace so long as the same Politicians, Families and Clergymen are ruling the country as they all have become tools in the hands of regional or international powers to trigger war at anytime any foreign country wishes to do so. STOP THEM NOW. SAY NO TO THE SAME “LEADERS”. THEY ARE YOUR REAL ENEMIES. THEY ARE THE ENEMIES OF THE NATION. LEBANON DESERVES BETTER LEADERSHIP.

Syrian, Iranian, Iraqi, Qatari and French Foreign Affairs Ministers are scheduled to attend the presidential appointment session of Michel Sleiman.

Al-Liwa’ Newspaper indicates that Army Intelligence Chief George Khoury will be appointed as the New Army Commander as a successor to Gen. Michel Sleiman.

Al-Wali Jumblat states that "the devil is in the details” in implementing the Doha Accord.

A mass public musical concert in set to take place in Downtown Beirut on Monday, May 26th 2008 to celebrate “New Republic”. Pop super-start Haifa Wehbe will make a presence on stage.

Eternal Speaker Nabih Berri withdraws his veto on Saniora’s Cabinet and allows it to enter the parliament tomorrow to attend the appointment session of Sleiman.

Friday, May 23, 2008

Will the Perpetrators (Politicians and Clergymen) and the Executioners of the latest killing fields in the Lebanon be brought to justice? NEVER! SHAME on us Lebanese for allowing such crimes to go buy unpunished...

“I cannot govern the country by myself. Everyone should be involved in this mission”. – General Michel Sleiman.

Eternal Speaker Nabih Berri blocks the entry of the Saniora Cabinet into the Parliament during the presidential appointment session set for 5:00pm on Sunday, May 25, 2008. Berri and his allies in the opposition consider the Saniora cabinet as illegitimate.

This may prompt the 1st incident between the bloody belligerents after their return from Qatar especially if the Majority refuses to go to the parliament to vote if the Saniora Cabinet is not present.

Either Mohamad Safadi or Saad Hariri will head the next ministerial cabinet if General Sleiman becomes President on Sunday (refer to above news).

Thursday, May 22, 2008

The Lebanese woke-up to a new Dawn of Hope and Prosperity.

Israel and Syria reveal that they are conducting peace talks indirectly via Turkey.

Minority Chieftain Michel Aoun states that Patriarch Sfeir’s Politics has destroyed the Lebanese and Sfeir must no longer talk politics.

Aoun also stated that the Hezbolla war machine will be discussed among all warlords after the appointment of a new president.

Wednesday, May 21, 2008

NEWS UPDATE = The new President will be appointed on Sunday, May 24, 2008. The Opposition is dismantling its tents in down town Beirut. PM Saniora is expected to resign shortly.

Syrian Lackey Sleiman Franjieh has renewed his call for the replacement of Chef Procrastinator Patriarch Nasroulla Sfeir.

NEWS FLASH = Reuters News Agency reports that the appointment of General Sleiman as the new head of state may take place as early as tomorrow.

To Be or Not To Be. That is the Question that awaits Lebanon’s Future.

The Warmongers of Lebanon meeting in Qatar appear to have agreed on the elections system but have failed to tackle the war machine of Hezbolla or the disarmament of all the remaining militias belonging to Berri, Jaajaa, Hariri, Franjieh, Jumblat, Aoun, Baath, Syrian National Socialist Party, Gemayel, Qaeda, Balestinians, etc. This means that the Lebanese will have only a temporary peace.

All signs lead towards the appointment of Army General Michel Sleiman and the removal of the tents from downtown Beirut.

Sunni Muslim Master Terrorist Ussama Bin Laden launches an attack on the Shia Muslims and Fellow Terror Group Hezbolla in a further attempt to ignite a war between the Sunnis and Shias in the Lebanon.

Tuesday, May 20, 2008

Israeli sources reveal that the US Administration has given Israel the green light to launch an attack against Hezbolla in Southern Lebanon.

Complete blackout in Qatar over the destiny of the Lebanese People.

A national outcry from the People of the Lebanon for the so-called Leaders to stay out of the country and never come back.

Monday, May 19, 2008

In seperate live interviews from Doha, Qatar:

1- Feudal Lord Amine Gemayel reveals that he has summoned his only remaining son Sami to meet with Hezbolla Officials in an attempt to bring the Kataeb and the Hezbolla closer to each other.

2- Double Agent Michel Murr predicts the appointment of General Michel Sleiman as President by Wednesday this week.

3- Newspaper Tycoon Ghassan Tueny reveals that Nabih Berri had urged General Sleiman to make a military coup to topple the Government of Saniora but the Latter refused.

4- Lebanese Forces Eternal War Lord Samir Jaajaa reveals that no resolution has been agreed upon by the warring factions and that the meetings in Doha are a waste of time.


R A P I O has learned that on May 15th 2008, the US has submitted a paper to the UN body requesting the expansion of the UNIFIL Forces to Beirut.

Sunday, May 18, 2008

DEBKAfile’s military sources report that the USS Mount Whitney , considered the US Navy’s most advanced command, control, communications, computer and intelligence vessel, took up position opposite Lebanese shores for an “unscheduled mission.

The barking among the Lebanese Godfathers in Doha continues namely over the fate of Hezbolla’s weapons which has remained untouchable thus far.

Al-Balad Daily reveals that the next Lebanese Ministerial cabinet will be comprised of 16 Ministers for the Manjority, 11 for the Minority and 3 for the President.

Meanwhile, Beirut would be divided over 3 electoral districts whereby the Armenians would be left out without any Deputy from the Capital.

Saturday, May 17, 2008

The Lebanese Mafia Godfathers are meeting in Doha, Qatar for five days to redistribute their shares of the Lebanese pie.

On their way to Qatar, the Godfathers were stunned to see Lebanese Handicapped protesting at the Beirut International Airport and holding posters that read: “Go and Don’t Come Back”. Don’t we all wish…

Friday, May 16, 2008

R A P I O calls for an international tribunal to judge and punish the Perpetrators of the crimes that keep being committed against humanity by the same war and feudal lords of Lebanon.

The Chief Belligerents of the blood baths that keep occurring in the Lebanon are summoned to meet in the Qatari Capital of Doha today. Both the US and Saudi Arabia are expressing their reservations over the meeting.

An-Nahar Daily reveals that the Warlords will remain in Doha until Army General Michel Sleiman is appointed President of the Republic.

Sleiman on his part has contacted Minority Chieftain Michel Aoun asking his support in re-building the nation. Eh Good Luck!

After the re-opening of the Beirut International Airport, the Lebanese are fleeing their country as they are paying the price for supporting their Political and Religious Chieftains.

Thursday, May 15, 2008

Israeli Intelligence apparatus has succeeded in turning Hezbolla's mighty force by 180 degrees as Hezbolla has turned its guerrilla, once aimed at the Israelis, today, it is aimed at the Lebanese.

Nearly 40 Lebanese Army Officers, mostly Sunni Muslims are threatening to resign due to lack of Leadership in the Country.

Monsieur Saniora and his remnant cabinet ministers have officially pulled back their decisions to cut-off Hezbolla's private land line communication network and have agreed to reinstate General Shocair as Head of Airport Security.

So, now after millions of Dollars in destruction, Hundreds of people dead and wounded, Thousands of people left homeless, Hezbolla and Syria have occupied Beirut and the Chouf, the economy in despair, more people will immigrate: How will Saniora, Hassan Nasroulla, Nabih Berri, Saad Hariri, Al-Wali Jumblat pay for this miserable ending? Of course they won't. They are supported by puppets and sheeps...On the contrary they will even have statues built for them...

We do not deserve the Lebanon of Gebran Khalil Gebran nor that of Genran Tueiny nor the 10452km2...

Wednesday, May 14, 2008

A precarious calm prevails over the Lebanon awaiting the Army to wake-up and take control over the Killing Fields of the country thanks to the Politicians and Clergymen in whom YOU still believe.

If the Army has really taken over the streets’ security as it pretends, then one wonder the reason why the Beirut International Airport is still closed.

As usual, ONLY Syria benefits from the situation in Lebanon; while the summer tourist season in Lebanon is completely shot, Syrian Hotels, airline reservations and restaurants are fully booked. Congratulations to ALL Lebanese who helped Syria achieve its goals.

Independent Observers point out to the fact that the Hariri Heartland of SOLIDERE has remained intact during the recent Hezbolla’s offensive and occupation of West Beirut which has so far left 100 people dead and over 200 wounded.

Tuesday, May 13, 2008

Where is the Beef? The neutrality of the Lebanese Army is compared to the Absent Minded Professor!

The Christian Leaders in Lebanon are lying to the People when they say that they agreed not to use their respective armed militias to settle their differences.

After occupying the Jumblatti Druze heartland of Aley and Niha, Hezbolla turns them over to the Lebanese Army.

Heavy fighting continues in North Lebanon between Lackeys of Hezbolla and Lackeys of the Hariri Clan who are enjoying the destruction of their own country for the love of their Masters.

Monday, May 12, 2008

The Ethnic Cleansing of the Druze Community from the West Beqaa and of the Shia Community from the North is going full speed.

Israeli Intelligence sources reveal that Iran has recently delivered 35 semi-stealth speed boats to Hezbolla via the Syrian port of Lattakiah.

The USS Destroyer Cole re-enters the Lebanese waters overnight. Could it be to test the new Terror Boats or to help in evacuating the US Citizens from Lebanon?

Heavy armed pro-Syrian militias have surrounded the Government seat where Saniora and his remnant ministers are confining.

Overnight, the idiots kept killing one another in Chouf Mountains and along the Lebanese-Syrian crossing point of Al-Massnaa.

All eyes are on the Christians awaiting the launch of the first bullet to be shot between Christian lackeys of Samir Jaajaa and the Christians belonging to the Syrian Baath regime.

Sunday, May 11, 2008

The Lebanese Army Command refuses to abide by the Saniora Orders.

The Lebanese War has spread to Tripoli and the Beqaa Regions.

Ethnic cleansing in Lebanon Baghdad Style has begun.

The US and Israel welcome Hezbolla's Stand ! ! ! Saniora and the Majority have been sold out.



Saturday, May 10, 2008

Just In = The US Embassy in Awkar, Lebanon has issued a statement to US Citizens in Lebanon to leave the country to Cyprus via ferryboat.

In a similar move, the Kuwaiti and Saudi Governments have started evacuating their citizens out of Lebanon.

The Syrian Flag and Posters of Bashar Assad adorn Muslim West Beirut all over again.

As expected the US Administration trapped its Lebanese Allies in the hands of Syrian Militias.

Overnight the fight expanded to the Druze heartland of Aley.

Militiamen of the Syrian National Socialist Party burn down all offices and institutions belonging to the Hariri Clan.

Contrary to reports that he fled his residence in West Beirut, Majority Leader Al-Wali Jumblat vows that he and His Tycoon Leader Saad Hariri will remain in their respective homes under the protection of the Lebanese Army.

Friday, May 9, 2008

News Flash = Majority Leader Al-Wali Jumblat flees his residence in Clemenceau-West Beirut to an unknown destination after being surrounded by pro-Syrian and Iranian militias.

As of 10:30am Beirut Time, the Hariri forteress in Qoreitim-West Beirut is under attack by the same militias attempting to rid Beirut of all signs of US influence in a so-called free and independent country.


Beirut is burning anew and once again, the United States Administration abandons its allies in the Lebanon.

After intense but swift door to door armed fighting, Shia Muslim Hezbolla and pro-Syrian masked mercenaries and snipers shown on all Lebanese Television stations have consolidated their control over what used to be Sunni Muslim West Beirut.

As of midnight Beirut time, Hezbolla has surrounded all pro-US Hariri offices and media reports reveal Hariri followers have fled West Beirut.

By 12:30am, the Red Cross has reported the death of 7 people.

Lebanese TV stations are showing Hezbolla militiamen removing photos of Rafiq Hariri.

Citizens of West Beirut and along demarcation lines with Ashrafieh sector of East Beirut are spending their nights in shelters.


People are attempting to reach Beirut Airport on foot in order to flee the country.

The only remaining safe and open crossing point between West and East Beirut is along the port - manara road.

Thursday, May 8, 2008

Another Black Moment in the History of the 10,452km2. People who love Lebanon do not burn it.

Hezbolla and the Lebanese Government are at War and the People are suffering.

Hezbolla succeeds in blockading the Beirut International Airport and rendering it useless.

Middle East Airlines cancels all flights from and to what is now known as the Beirut Hassan Nasroulla Airport.

The clashes are continuing in the streets of Muslim West Beirut, namely in Mazraa, Cola and Barbir.

Hezbolla and its Syrian allies declare that the general strike will continue.

Wednesday, May 7, 2008

News Break = As expected, the Doors of Hell in Beirut have opened-up and militiamen from Hezbolla, Amal, Jumblatists, Hariris are killing each other. Hezbolla has closed down the access road to the airport whereby thousands of passengers are now trapped. So far the fighting is concentrated in predominantly Muslim West Beirut.

Pro-Iranian and Syrian Press accuses Majority Leader Al-Wali Jumblat for the assassination of Journalist Samir Kassir and Communist Leader George Hawi.

Lebanon is facing a major strike called for by Michel Aoun and Hezbolla.

Tuesday, May 6, 2008

Lebanon braces herself for a mass demonstration calling for the resignation of the Saniora Government. Alla Yestour.

On its part Saniora has re-assigned the head of the airport security apparatus to a different position following Jumblat’s allegations against Iran and Hezbolla.

The Armenians who have sided with Minority Chieftain Michel Aoun have started to pull-out from his coalition in order to re-join their previous master Michel Murr.

Israeli Intel sources reveal that US closest ally in the Saudi Royal Family, Crown Prince Sultan is dying from cancer in his villa in Switzerland. According to the source, his brother Prince Nayef is readying to take-over.

Monday, May 5, 2008

The popularity of Michel Aoun is diminishing rapidly due to his blind support of Hezbolla.

The lackeys are back at it. Followers of the Hariri clan clash with followers of the Berri clan in the Mazraa district of West Beirut. Several people were injured before they were stopped by the Lebanese Army.

Chief Procrastinator Patriarch Nasroulla Sfeir leaves Lebanon for a 2 months trip starting with Qatar.

Sunday, May 4, 2008

It is Official: Hezbolla’s strength and Organization have surpassed the Government of Lebanon’s and can at any time take-over the country without a major encounter.

Al-Wali Jumblat demands the expulsion of the Iranian Ambassador and Iran Air from Lebanon.

Jumblat also demands the replacement of the Airport security apparatus.

Jumblat’s Druze counterpart Wi’am Wahhab calls instead for the expulsion of the US and Saudi Ambassadors from Beirut.

Saturday, May 3, 2008

Lebanese Forces sources indicate that the residence of their warlord Samir Jaajaa is under surveillance by 4 Iranian Secret Service agents.

Minority Chieftain Michel Aoun proposes discussing in the Parliament the Parliamentary Electoral Plan set forth by a Special Committee headed by Fouad Boutros.

Arab League Secretary General and Story Teller Aamr Moussa arrives to Lebanon. Who is paying for his non-sense trips?

Friday, May 2, 2008

Warlord Al-Wali Jumblat accuses Terror Group Hezbolla for planting an assassination attempt around the Beirut International Airport. Jumblat has provided the press with evidence showing Hezbolla monitoring airplanes and VIP’s via cameras.

In an attempt to further isolate Minority Chieftain Michel Aoun, feudal lord Amine Gemayel is doing a rapprochement between fellow feudal lord Nassib Lahoud and Michel Murr.

Thursday, May 1, 2008

A Washington study confirms that Hezbolla is the most capable Terror Group in the World.

It is Labor Day in Lebanon and the people are wondering where their Politicians and Clergymen are taking them.

People are hopeful that come May 13, 2008 and a President for the Lebanon will be appointed.