The Vatican Reports that Islam has taken over Catholicism as the largest Religion in the World whereby 17.4 percent of the world population is Catholic while Muslims have jumped to 19.2 percent. Is it time for the church to allow polygamy in order to catch-up?

For the first time since the Cedars’ Revolution, Majority Leader Al-Wali Jumblat announces his firm doubts about the French and European politics vis-a-vis Syria so long these countries do not effectively put any sanctions on Damascus to let go of Lebanon.

The on-going earthquakes in the South of Lebanon have led to the discovery of new antiquities.

Lebanese Expats contribute 22.8% TO THE Lebanese GDP.

Saudi Arabian Foreign Affairs Minister openly accuses Syria and its surrogates in Lebanon for screwing-up initiatives to stabilize the country.

NO Lebanese has been sent to court for the embezzlement of funds in the Shabrouh Dam of Kesrouan which was built without networking the water to the Residences. STRANGE how this matter has been shoved under the carpet...

Set your watch: Lebanon is back to the Summer Timing.

Lebanon has for the very first time officially accused Syria of meddling in her internal affairs.

On its part, Syrian Foreign Affairs Minister and CIA acquaintance Al-Moallem has announced his refusal to listen to PM Saniora who has demanded the official recognition of Lebanon by Syria and to stop its armament of its Lebanese lackeys as well as the delineation of the Syrio-Lebanese Boarders.

News Flash = PM Fouad Saniora addresses the Arab Dictators via live Television from Beirut. Saniora openly accuses Syria for interfering in Lebanon's internal affairs. During his speech thugs belonging to God knows which mafioso poured the night sky of Beirut with machine gun fire... Just at the end of the speech, several news media, televisions and wire services went off the air for reasons that shall remain unknown.

The Lebanese Police pulls back its blockade on showing Oscar Winning Anti-Iranian film Persepolis in Lebanon.

Also as of today, Lebanon is still the only country in the world (besides Saudi Arabia where there are no movie theaters) not to allow Dan Brown’s Da Vinci Code.

The Arab Summit starts its story telling today and Syria’s Bashar Assad is expected to address his fellow Arab Dictators a very sharp speech tomorrow.

Last night the Citizens of Dubai were hardly able to breathe due to the heavy smoke that is still pounding the Emirate following the massive explosion that took place earlier this week in a fire works warehouse.

A reconciliation meeting among the Maronites and their Church is being prepared for.

Samir Jaajaa and LBC-TV to reconcile their differences whereby Jaajaa would assume control over the news reporting.

The Arabs are as divided as ever over the Arab Summit in Syria whereby several Arab Kings and Dictators have decided to boycott the event to protest Syria’s on-going interferences in the Lebanon.

The irritating smell of TNT hovers all over Dubai in the UAE following yesterday’s massive explosion of a warehouse for fireworks.

A huge explosion near a Cement Factory in what may appear to be a warehouse for fireworks in Al-Quoz industrial area rocks Dubai in the United Arab Emirates at 7:05am. Eyewitnesses report that the Mushroom cloud that followed is hundreds of meters high.

Lebanon will not send any Representative to the Arab Summit to be held in Damascus at the end of this Month.

The story of a bomb on board a French Airliner in Beirut turned out to be a hoax.

It is a general consensus that Lebanon is officially the “Battle Ground of the US – Iranian Conflict”.

Just In = Lebanese Police ground a French Airliner at the Beirut International Airport for a possible bomb on board the jet.


The alliance between Michel Murr and Michel Aoun is seing its last days due to the fact that Murr wants his Boy Elias Murr to remain a Minister while Aoun wants guarrantees that Elias will not break ranks with the Opposition to join the Majority again!!! What a country...

Syria masses 3 Army Battalions along its borders with the Lebanon.

Eternal Speaker Nabih Berri calls for renewal of a new round of Talks among his fellow Lebanese Thugs (i.e. Lebanese Politicians).

Lebanese Journalist Magi Farah leaves LBC TV (Jaajaa) and Future TV (Hariri) to join O’TV (Aoun).

A lackey of Amal Movement was stabbed by unknown assailants in the Ashrafieh sector of Ras Nabeh overnight.

R A P I O wishes its Readers all over the Globe a HAPPY EASTER.

Precarious calm prevails in the Balestinian Terror Camp of Ain Helweh in Southern Lebanon.

Independent Observers wonder the reasons behind the constant machine gun shooting in the air each time a Political Thug (i.e. Lebanese Politician) appears on television.

Employees of the Middle East Airlines warn of a possible general strike at the Beirut International Airport if the Government decides to go with the Open Skies policy.

Minority Chieftain Michel Aoun attempts to iron-out his differences with Syrian Lackey Michel Murr.

Beirut Stock Exchange breaks downward streak on rumors of Bank Audi merger with an Egyptian Bank.

Real Estate prices are sky rocketing in the Beqaa Valley where land has historically been relatively inexpensive.

The political map of the majority and Minority is being re-shaped. Ahmad Fatfat, Mohamed Kabbara, Carlos Edde, Boutros Harb and Mohamed Safadi have distanced themselves from the Majority while Michel Murr is a forgotten soul within the Minority.

US reports reveal that Israeli schools were asked to finish their year by end of April 2008 instead of June 2008.

Millions of square meters of land are sold to Balestinians and Jordanians in the Byblos Area to build their future armed ghettos.

Majority Leader Al-Wali Jumblat asks the Arabs to request Syria’s recognition of Lebanon’s Independence and Sovereignty.

Clashes took place in the Druze town of Sharon in Aley between Lackeys of Al-Wali Jumblat, Talal Arslan and Wiam Wahhab.

Qatar opens its first Church for the Christians to practice their faith; thus leaving Saudi Arabia as the ONLY country in the world where churches are not permitted.

Qatar has also proposed a new initiative to resolve the Lebanese crisis. It basically sates that General Sleiman would be appointed President and Fouad Saniora would be appointed Prime Minister instead of Saad Hariri.

A van driver stabs 5 students in the Northern town of Halba and surrenders to the police.

Milad S. Barakat, a Lebanese from Wadi Chahrour held Prisoner for 16 years in Syrian jails was released by the Syrian Baath regime after repeatedly saying that it no longer holds any Lebanese in its primitive jails.

Michel Aoun, Al-Wali Jumblat and Samir Jaajaa have rejected the attendance of Lebanon to the Arab Summit in Damascus without a Maronite President presiding over the delegation. ONLY Ammounah (Amine) Gemayel is insisting that Lebanon be represented at the Summit … by HIM…

Question: On the 3rd Anniversary of the Cedars Revolution; How many Syrians does it take to screw-up Lebanon?

Answer: One = As long as there are Lebanese who prefer to co-exist with a Syrian rather than their fellow Lebanese… R A P I O

The most popular next Prime-Minister Leila Solh met with Pope Benedictus XVI in the Vatican.

US Secretary of State Conda Rice meets Lebanese Eternal Militia Warlord (or is it Lord of the War?) Samir Jaajaa in Washington, DC.

Long time Syrian Agent Michel Murr breaks away from the Parliamentary Coalition of Minority Chieftain Michel Aoun as Aoun.

8 US Universities have now joined Trinity College in Washington, DC in introducing a scholastic program to award college degrees in “Intelligence Work”. Trinity was the pioneer to start such a program nearly 3 years ago. Students learn the craft and analysis work of the Intel world. They are sent to foreign countries to practice their skills unofficially and then they would decide whether they wish to graduate with a degree in Intelligence and / or join one of the dozens of the Intel agencies in the USA.

The body of Kaldean Bishop Herro of Moussel, Iraq was found recently.

The fact Syria did not invite Lebanon to the Arab Summit is a CLEAR sign that is does NOT recognize Lebanon as an independent and sovereign state as Syria still believes that Lebanon is a Syrian Province. Wlak Fashar.

The Lebanese Embassy hosts a special power dinner for Eternal Militia Leader Samir Jaajaa.

Independent Observers wonder under what purpose did the Embassy undertake such an event?

Is Jaajaa considered a Minister, a Former Minister, a Deputy, a Former Deputy, an Official for the Embassy to host such an event?

Who is paying for such an Event?

Why Jaajaa gets to be hosted in the Embassy and a regular normal Lebanese like YOU is NOT?

The above questions have nothing to do with whether you like Jaajaa or not. These are protocol, diplomatic and legal questions which we believe shall remain unanswered.

One must give credit when credit is due: Syria has succeeded in overcoming Saudi, American and French pressures to allow Lebanon to have a President before the Arab Summit.

The story of the Shabrouh Dam has been forgotten. The Government built a dam but excluded the water distribution network to the houses; thus leaving hundreds of thousands of people without adequate water supply in Kesrouan.

A precarious calm prevails on all fronts in the Lebanon awaiting the outcome of the Arab Summit in Syria.

The Shia of Nabih Berri are blaming their own Spokesman and Representative Michel Aoun for delaying the Presidential Elections in Lebanon.

The shame and ridicule of the Politicians continue in Lebanon by postponing the elections of a President for the 16th time!!! Where else but in Lebanon...

The Majority prepares to celebrate the 3rd Anniversary of the Cedars Revolution on March 14th.

The US and Thai Police arrest a chief suspect in the murder of Rafic Hariri in a Thai Hotel.

Syrian Lackey Talal Arslan announces that Gen. Michel Sleiman no longer represents a Presidential Candidate. While speaking, his sheeps went to the street and fired Rocket Propelled Grenades in celebration… Believe it or Not…

The Majority wins most of the seats at the elections of the prestigious Lebanese Syndicate of Engineers and Architects.

After all the barking, Saudi Arabia receives an official invitation to attend the Arab Summit in Damascus.

Only Lebanon did not receive an invitation yet.

A Heat wave hits Lebanon.

The People of Kesrouan have woken-up to the fact that their new Shabrouh Dam is futile because the Lebanese Government did not build a water network to enable the water to reach the houses from the Dam!!!! Damn it…

Number One Priority of the Lebanese Leaders is to stay in Power at all cost.

Number Two Priority for them is to embezzle Public Funds as much as possible.

Number Three is to make sure no educated Citizen remains in the Lebanon.

Unconfirmed Report reveals that Washington has sent a clear message that it is ready to bomb Syria if the Latter insists on keeping Lebanon as hostage. We shall have to see if these words become deed…

Deputy Boutros Harb stabs Lebanese Army Commander Gen. Michel Sleiman in the back by announcing that he is a “compromise Candidate for the Presidency”.

Sunni Muslim PM Fouad Saniora announces that he does not find it embarrassing for him to attend the Arab Summit in Damascus at the end of the month instead of a Christian Maronite President.

The split among the Maronites in the Lebanon shows that Democracy and Diversity do NOT work in the Middle East especially vis-à-vis the West.

Israel is preparing a pretext to attack Hezbolla in Lebanon.

Just In = Samir Jaajaa arrives to the US where he is scheduled to meet US State Department, Congress, Pentagon, White House and UN Officials.

Earlier, Israeli AirForce Jets flew at low altitude over the Capital City of Beirut; thus breaking UN Resolution 1701.

Israeli PM Yehoud Olmert states that "Peace negotiations with Syria should be really considered". Need to say more? Now you know why the Syrian dictatorship will never be allowed to fall by the West nor by the Arabs nor by Iran and certainly not by Israel.

The Family of ex-Lebanese Forces Officer Samir Zainoun continues its lawsuit against Eternal Lebanese Forces “Leader” Samir Jaajaa. Zainoun's Family accuses Jaajaa of ordering the execution of their son during the war years of Lebanon and wonders how the Chief Maronite procrastinator Nasroulla Sfeir sent a priest to confess with Zainoun just seconds before his known execution instead of negotiating with Jaajaa to release Zainoun from the firing squad!!!

Jaajaa is known to have sent a delegate to the Zainoun Family and offered to pay US $1 Million to drop all charges against him.

An independent study in Lebanon reveals that any system for new parliamentary elections would lead to 36 Christian Deputies out of 64 who would be really elected by Christians while the difference of 28 would be voted in by Muslims in various areas of Lebanon.

The same study also shows that today’s so-called opposition would receive 68 seats of a total of 128 and the so-called Majority would get 60!

The Saudi Minister of Foreign Affairs meets unexpectedly his Iranian counterpart in Cairo airport to discuss the impasse over the Lebanese and Syrian issues.

Forbes Magazine names Hind Rafic Hariri as one of the youngest Billionaires in the World.

Unconfirmed reports of street armed clashes between Lackeys of Saad Hariri and other Beirutis in the Aisha Bakkar sector of West Beirut.

For the Nth time, US President Bush condemns Syria’s interferences in the Lebanon verbally but on the ground nothing is done to really stop it. No country has so far withdrawn its Ambassador from Damascus.

Funny how Iranian Dictator Ahmadi Najad visited officially Iraq under the direct protection of the US Marines!!!! As such, today Iraq, Syria, Lebanon and the Balestinian Territories have shifted from Arab dominance into an Iranian one with US-European blessing.

A new Cairo Agreement is being prepared to convene Lebanese Politicians in order to sell their conscience, land and people once again. The first Cairo Agreement was signed in 1968 which led to major disasters between Lebanese and Balestinians.

Lebanon has elected 21 years old Ahmad Sabbagh as her new Mr. Lebanon.

Israeli intel sources reveal that Syrian Special Units are preparing an assassination attempt on Lebanese Majority Leader Al-Wali Jumblat.

Amidst the high tension in the Lebanon, the cost of building construction is skyrocketing namely due to strong demand from Lebanese expats and the cost of building material.

Joke du Jour: The Head of the Lebanese Communist Party Khaled Hdadeh demanded that the US be declared an “Enemy State” of Lebanon similar to Israel. What an intelligent man this Dude is!

Everyone now awaits the first spark of the US - Iran War which could be ignited from Lebanon!

Saudi Arabia has asked its Citizens to leave Lebanon immediately.

Syria’s Chief Lakey in Lebanon, Nasser Qandil invites Al-Qaeda in Lebanon to attack USS Cole similarly to what happened to it when it was docked in Yemen.

Italian Intel foresees a new Terrorist attack against Italian UNIFIL soldiers in the Lebanon.

Lebanon has officially and stupidly punished herself by refusing to attend to French Writers and Book Fair in Paris because Israeli Writers were attending the exhibition. Once Stupid: Always Stupid.

After all the barking from the Lebanese and Saudi Governments, unconfirmed reports reveal that both the King of Saudia and the Lebanese PM (NOT President) will attend the Arab League summit in Syria.