The Israeli Knesset approves the swapping of prisoners with Hezbolla.

A precarious calm prevails in Tripoli.

Spain sweeps the European Soccer (football) Cup for 2008 with a 1-0 score against Germany in the final game last night.

The Citizens of Tripoli live at the mercy of pro and anti government thugs.

Heavy fighting has been reported overnight between Mostly Sunni Muslim Bab Tibbaneh and Alawite Muslim Jabal Mohssen.

Hezbolla is accused of having replaced the PLO and the Syrian Army in its behavior within the 10,452km2.

The Middle East Times magazine reveals that the Syrian Army has re-entered and is redeploying in Eastern Lebanon.

A bomb rocks Tripoli's Sunni Muslim Sector of Bab Tebbaneh overnight. Early report indicate at least 3 people killed and dozens wounded.

The US supplies the Lebanese Police with new luxury toys comprised of 97 New Dodge Chargers to cruise around and to beat them until they become useless...

"Arms & Bread" is the latest trendy Lebanese restaurant to open in Beirut.

A huge explosion took place in a gas station in the Christian area of Furn El-Shebbak resulting only in material damages. As usual the reasons and perpetrators shall remain unknown.

Cost of bread is back to 1,500 Pounds after Bakeries threatened to increase it to 2,000! Weired country Man....

Skirmishes are reported anew in Tripoli between Saudi and Syrian hired guns.

Cost of subsidized bread in Lebanon is set to increase to 2,000 Pounds today which could spark civil upheaval from the hungry citizens.

Warlord Samir Jaajaa issues an indirect first warning to the infiltrating Hezbolla militiamen who kidnapped and interrogated nearly a dozen Lebanese Citizens in the Christian mountains of Sannine two days ago.

Saudi Arabia and Syria put down their hired weapons in Tripoli as the Lebanese Army takes control over the security situation.

President Michel Sleiman hosts a spiritual meeting in Baabda grouping the head clergymen from all major denominations.

Why should the World donate money for reconstructing what the Lebanese Politicians are destroying in Lebanon? R A P I O

Elite squadrons from the Lebanese Army and Internal Security Forces enter Bab Tebbaneh Sector of Tripoli in an attempt to stop the pro and anti government thugs from fighting.

Sources indicate that the mini war in Tripoli in the past few days may have sparked by either Al-Qaeda.

Feudal Lord Amine Gemayel reveals that 5 Lebanese Citizens were chased, kidnapped and interrogated by unknown factions in the Sannine mountains of Christian Lebanon.

Nuclear Inspectors begin their checks of the site destroyed by Israel near Damascus earlier in the year.

Fighting in Northern Lebanon between pro and anti government thugs continued overnight with the use of medium and heavy weapons including artillery.

The number of victims has reached 50.

The Lebanese Politicians are on the way to call on their Baby Sitters once again to try to resolve their bloody differences.

News Flash = Hundreds of Thousand attended the canonization ceremony of Aboona (Father) Yaacoub Al-Kabbooshi in down town Beirut.

In Tripoli, North Lebanon, heavy street fighting has erupted this afternoon between pro-and anti-government thugs. The Lebanese Army attempted to break the fighting to no avail and the latest report indicates that the Army has undertaken a tactical withdrawal. Over 30 people are reported dead or wounded in the name of their respective Political Warlords.

Feudal Lord Amine Gemayel accuses Hezbolla of making Beirut and NOT Israel as its enemy.

Hezbolla officials warn that no weapon other than the weapons of Hezbolla shall be permitted in Lebanon.

Your Politicians can't even agree on the formation of a government... How do you expect them to agree on a common program to govern the Lebanon!!! R A P I O

A Lebanese Army Helicopter from the Stone Age went down. Pilot and co-Pilot on board sustained heavy injury.

Self-confessed mass murderer and "Deputy" Assaad Hardan becomes the Head of the Anti-Lebanon Syrian Social National Party.

The Opposition gives Saniora 48 Hours to form a Cabinet or to decline.

Hezbolla militiamen clash with Farmers in the Jezzine area. Eyewitnesses report seeing ambulances rushing to the scene of the battlefields where Hezbolla is trying to forbid the Lebanese (not Israeli) farmers from harvesting their land due to "Security Reasons"!!!

Observers fear that Syria is blocking the formation of a new government in the Lebanon to use it as a small bargaining chip in its direct so-called peace negotiations with Israel.

Lebanese Billionaire and CIA Operative Essam Fares funds Lebanon's very first Wind Power Energy network in his home town of Aakkar in Northern Lebanon.

22 June 2008 is the date set to canonize Father Aboona Yaacoub al-Cabbooshi with a mass celebration in down town Beirut.

The convoy of US Ambassador to Lebanon Michele Sassoon has been attacked by stone throwers in the Southern Lebanese Hezbolla stronghold of Nabatieh.

The Opposition concentrates its attacks against Feudal Lord Michel Murr while the Majority counter attacks its press coverage against Warlord Michel Aoun.

All Sunni Muslim Politicians criticize Michel Aoun for his call to reduce the power of the Sunni Prime Minister.

Israeli Officials invite Lebanon for direct peace talks similar to Syria. Dream On...

Hezbolla completes its newly fortified missile launching bunkers in the Beqaa and South Lebanon under the watchful eyes of the United Nations, Israel, Syria, Iran, the US and the Lebanese. And there is nothing anyone can say or do!

The Opposition vetoes the appointment of Feudal Mini-Lord Elias Murr as the next Minister of Defense.

The Lebanese Army intervenes to stop the fighting the Beaqaa among the Muslims which has led to the death of 4 people.

France's Protocol and Intelligence apparatus place Syrian Dictator B. Assad on the same table as Israeli PM E. Olmert during their upcoming trip to Paris to celebrate the 14th of July French National Day.

Do YOU ever wonder why we have such Politicians and so many Clergymen in the Lebanon!!!

US Secretary of State C. Rice visits President Michel Sleiman in Baabda and meets with the Majority Warlords in the Hariri Palace of Qoreitim. Rice also met with Warlord Nabih Berri.

A mini war errupted overnight between the Beqaa villages of Saadnayel and Taalbaya opposing thugs belongging to Shia and Sunni Warlords.

Washington declares that it is time to settle down the Sebaa Farms issue between Lebanon, Israel and Syria.

US Citizens in the United Arab Emiretaes receive a Terrorism Warning from the US State Department.

NEWS FLASH = US Secretary of State C. Rice has arrived to Beirut and is meeting members of the Majority coalition = Allah Yestour!!! Meanwhile, Minority Chieftain Michel Aoun has met with President Michel Sleiman in the Presidential Palace = Allah Yestour !!!

The Lebanese are still at the mercy of their Politicians awaiting the formation of a new government that would split the pie away from the People...As usual.

If there is a so-called Unity Government then who will represent the Opposition to look after the demands of the People...

Observers are noting that Patriarch Sfeir is being shifted away from political interferences.

Sources indicate that the new Cabinet of Ministers may see the light within the next 24 to 36 hours.

Expect some trouble again in Lebanon due to the new war of attrition between the US and Iran over the latter's nuclear plan.

President Michel Sleiman has been invited to France to participate in the 14th of July Celebrations.

A new type of crime wave has hit the Lebanese due to lack of work and income. Many needy families are leaving their teenage girls and boys on the streets of the Beirut Northern and Southern Suburbs to face prostitution.

Real Estate Prices in Beirut rise by 30% since the start of the year 2008.

Your Politicians are still stagnating over the formation of the next Cabinet.

Chief Procrastinator Patriarch Nsroulla Sfeir visits President Sleiman in Baabda.

Sources indicate that the anticipated Syrian Embassy in Beirut may be locatd in Ain Mreisseh sector of West Beirut.

Ex-Minister Fares Boueiz urges Syria not to sign a treaty with Israel without Lebanon!!!!!!!

French wishy washy diplomacy has invited Syrian Dictator Bashar Assad as an official Guest to attend France's 14th of July Bastille Day.



Balestinian Terrorists have shot One Lebanese Army officer and One Soldier in the Ain Heloueh Terror Camp.

Armed clashes are reported in the Balestinian Terror Camp of Ain Heloueh.

Heavy tension is reported anew all over Lebanon between Warmongers belonging to the Majority and Minority.

The Minority gives PM Designate Fouad Saniora one last week to form a coalition government or else!!!... Back to the Babysitters

President Michel Sleiman's first official visit has been to Bkerkeh!!!

Minority Chieftain Michel Aoun insists on a particular ministerial post or his parliamentary bloc will remain outside any coalition government.

French President and one of Lebanon's Babysitters Nicolas Sarkozi arrives to Lebanon facing a big disappointment with his Lebanese counterpart as the Feudal system of Lebanon did not agree on a New Cabinet yet.

The Majority is reportedly stunned by Samir Jaajaa's insistence of becoming a Minister.

A German newspaper reveals that Master Terrorist Emad Moghnieh was assassinated by the Former Syrian Head of Secret Services and Bashar's Cousin Assef Shawkat because Moghnieh had stopped a coup d'etat in Syria being plotted by Shawkat against his Cousin Dictator Bashar Assad.

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The first case of the Avian Flue has now been reported in the Lebanon.

Street fighting is reported in the West Beirut sector of Tareek Jdeedeh.

The Hariri Clan threatens to suspend all talks relating to the creation of a New Government in the Lebanon.

YOUR Warlords and Feudal Lords are unable to agree on how to split the pie!

Unidentified armed men in Lebanese Police uniforms open fire on citizens near the Kuwaity Embassy in West Beirut.

Israeli sources indicate that Hezbolla has re-established military outposts along the Lebanese-Israeli borders.

Syria invites her once arch enemy Michel Aoun to an official visit to Damascus!!!

As-Safir reports that during his up-coming visit to Beirut, Syrian Dictator Bashar Assad will announce the establishment of Embassies between Syria and the Lebanon and will agree to the exchange of Ambassadors between the two countries... Believe It When You See It !!!


A Norwegian Oil Co. reveals that it has found crude Oil off the shores of Junieh.

Syria agrees to allow Inspectors from the International Atomic Energy Agency inspects its territories for nuclear apparatus.

Israel exchanges Hezbolla Spy and half-Jew Nassim Nissr with remains of Israeli soldiers who died in Lebanon during the 2006 Summer War.

President Michel Sleiman puts pressure on Saniora to form a cabinet before the visit of French President Nicola Sarkozi to Beirut next week-end.


Sleiman demanded the removal of all provocative signs from the streets of Lebanon.

Heavy fighting is reported inside the Balestinian Terror Camp of Rashidieh in the Southern Lebanese City of Tyre.

French sources reveal that President N. Sarkozi is expected to land in Beirut next Saturday in order to congratulate President Sleiman on his appointment.

Military analysts see a well organized pattern to weaken the Lebanese Army.