Saturday, July 11, 2009

Feudalism in Lebanon is stronger than ever and the People of Lebanon remain impartial to it.

Police has arrested Two men in connection with the recent forest arsons in Northern Lebanon.

17 year old Fatima Kanso ranks 1st in Lebanon's Experimental Science High School Official Tests. Fatima attends a Public School in Southern Lebanon. Congratulations Fatima. RAPIO

A minor earthquake hit Southern Lebanon last night.

Friday, July 10, 2009

Charles Aznavour conducts his last live concert in his life in Beiteddine as he bids goodbye to all his fans.

French Foreign Affairs Minister and Clown Kouchner gives Syria the green light to officially re-interfere in Lebanese internal affairs when he stated yesterday "Solving Lebanon's issues by ignoring Syria is an ignorance to the history of both countries".

With Statements like these, Lebanon will NEVER be FREE - RAPIO

The son of a French Security Officer was kidnapped in the Christian Sector of Badaro and released later on. Guess by Who !

Meanwhile, the Syrian Baath Regime kidnaps a Balestinian Journalist working for the Lebanese Daily As-Safir.

Thursday, July 9, 2009

A Lebanese Army Major is reported to have deserted to Israel after being suspected of working for the Israeli Intel. community.

The First professional Circus School has seen the light in Lebanon. I guess Founders of the school forgot that we have a Parliament!

French Foreign Affairs Minister Kouchner is scheduled to arrive to Lebanon. Kouchner is also expected to meet with Representatives of Hezbolla, if not with the Fuhrer himself.

Poland is reported to withdraw its contingent from UNIFIL by the end of 2009.

Wednesday, July 8, 2009

The King of Pop - Michael Jackson - is put to rest in an extraordinary memorial ceremony in California yesterday.

Tuesday, July 7, 2009

Lebanon is seeing the highest growth of Hotel rooms' reservations in the Middle East.

PM Designate Saad Hriri is loosing Momentum over the appointment of the new cabinet as he awaits the U.S., Saudi Arabia and Syria to decide for him.

A local survey reveals that Hariri will not be able to form a government.

Monday, July 6, 2009

Heavy rain in the mountains of Lebanon puts some strains on the International Rally car racing which was easily taken by Lebanon.

High clergymen from both Shia Muslim Hezbolla and the Druze Muslim communities meet in the Chouf to iron out their differences.

Sunday, July 5, 2009

Maronite Feudal Lords Sleiman Franjieh and Sami Gemayel meet for the first time in order to sort out their future territories after the fall of Christian Majority Leader Michel Aoun.

The meeting between the feudal lords is also seen as a weakening of Warlord Samir Jaajaa's power.

Saturday, July 4, 2009

The Christian Allies to PM Designate Hariri threaten to boycott the new government if he visits Damascus before the formation of the Cabinet.

The International Car Rally Race kicks off in Lebanon.

Paris Hilton arrived to Beirut on board an MEA flight from Dubai.

RAPIO wishes its U.S. Readers a Happy 4th of July.

Friday, July 3, 2009

ظاهرة بارود تخيف الطبقة الفاسدة
عشية تشكيل الحكومة الجديدة، يبدو وزير الداخلية زياد بارود المطمئن الوحيد إلى حفاظه على حقيبته.الأمر يغيظ كثيرون ويزعج من يوتره سماع الناس يتحدثون بحماسة عن هذا الوزير الشاب، لكن "ظاهرة بارود" تستحق التوقف عندها لثلاثة أسباب رئيسية تجعل منه أكثر من مجرد وزير عابر
خلافاً للمنطق اللبناني، لا يأتي بارود إلى السلطة لا بفضل انتمائه إلى حزب كرس شرعية وزارية بفضل السلاح، ولا بفضل ثرواته التي اشترت له نفوذاً يوفر بريستيج الوزارة، ولا بفضل انتمائه العائلي إلى إحدى العائلات - الثوابت في الحياة السياسية أو صداقته لأحد الزعماء. ورغم ذلك يبدو الرأي العام سعيداً بهذا الوزير، وكأن الرأي العام يقول من خلاله إنه يؤيد هكذا تجربة، ويؤيد الخروج من دائرة الطبقة السياسية المغلقة
مقارنة مع معظم الوزراء الآخرين، نجح بارود، دون أخذه الحسابات الانتخابية بعين الاعتبار، بتحقيق إنجازات في وزارته كإتمامه العملية الانتخابية في يوم واحد وإشراكه المجتمع المدني في إدارة هذه العملية وتوفيره هبات عينية تتخطى قيمتها السبعين مليار دولار لإنجاح الانتخابات (حبر، عازل، صناديق الاقتراع...). وتحقيقه بعض الخروقات الأمنية، وتوقيف المشتبه بهم دون مراعاة الحسابات السياسية. وموافقته على إلغاء القيد الطائفي إضافة إلى معالجته نحو 4000 من ملفات "إعطاء الجنسية لغير مستحقيها" السبعة آلاف. وقد فعل بارود مراعاة وزارة الداخلية والبلديات لحقوق الانسان محاولاً الموازنة بين هيبة قوى الأمن وإشعار الناس أن الوزارة تعنيهم. مع العلم أن الناس يلاحظون بعض التفاصيل الصغيرة كتراجع عدد التراخيص للزجاج القاتم، واهتمام بارود بالسجون، وإنشائه موقعاً إلكترونياً إنتخابياً يعرض القوائم الانتخابية ونتائج الانتخابات
ابتسامة بارود وكثرة حركته؛ فالناس ملوا من الوزارء الذين يطلون متجهمين، عابسين، يمنّنون الناس لمجرد قيامهم بواجبهم فيما تطمئن ابتسامة بارود المواطنين وتخفف المسافات بين الوزير والناس.ختاماً، يفترض بالزعماء التقليديين أن يتمعنوا قليلاً في "ظاهرة بارود"، ويستخلصوا العبر. فقد لا يكون لهذه الظاهرة نتائج انتخابية أو شعبية تؤثر عليهم نظراً لحدة الانقسام السياسي، لكن الأكيد أنها حين تعرف كيف تنسج علاقات مع ظواهر مشابهة ستؤثر كثيراً في صناعة رأي عام وصناعة مسؤولين.وربما هذا ما يجعل بعض السياسيين وبعض الإعلاميين يحقدون على بارود
Outgoing Minister of Energy Alain Taborian accuses outgoing PM Fouad Saniora for blocking all plans for the provision of electricity in the Lebanon on 24 hours basis - - - ! ! !

As-Safir Daily reports that PM designate Saad Hariri will rule Lebanon by a Saudi-Syrian agreement - - - ! ! !

The Christian Sheeps in Lebanon prepare themselves for the next generation of Cowboys to lead them after the breaking down of Minority Leader Michel Aoun.

The new set of Cowboys to lead the Christian Herds are: Sami Gemayel, Samir Jaajaa and Sleiman Franjieh.

Thursday, July 2, 2009

"We don't know anymore who is forming the new Government. Is it the U.S.? is it France? Is it Saudi Arabia? Is it Syria?" - Former PM and Minority Leader Michel Aoun.

The Lebanese Army claims to have arrested 21 of the perpetrators who took the streets of Muslim West Beirut earlier this week which resulted in the killing of one innocent lady. The question remains whether these thugs will have their weapons taken away and jailed or will the Judge come under political pressure to release them?

Fires continue to rage from the Chouf mountain to North Lebanon. Two people were caught and are charged with arson.

Wednesday, July 1, 2009

Fires rage throughout Lebanon burning what is left of what we call "Green" starting from Jezzine to Ain Saadeh and Batroun.

Security sources reveal that more and more citizens are taking-up arms in Lebanon.

The Lebanese Police to receive more US Army Surplus Transport vehicles as if to say that Lebanon is now the dumping ground for used US Army trucks and Jeeps!

Palm Islands National Reserve opens for tourism today.

Meanwhile, travel agents are reporting hundreds of airline and hotel cancellations are taking place after the street fights that enraged Muslim West Beirut earlier this week.

Tuesday, June 30, 2009

The Inhabitants of Muslim West Beirut are sick and tired from the armed militias which are ruling the Streets of their neighborhoods. ENOUGH IS ENOUGH.

Both the US and Saudi Arabia are on the eve of restoring full relationships with Syria again as the Saudi King's son met at length with the Syrian Dic-tator Bashar to discuss the formation of the new Lebanese Cabinet under the leadership of Tycoon Saad Hariri. Nothing has changed and nothing will change: Lebanon will always be at the mercy of Others, generations to come. . .

In an unprecedented move, both Deputies and Historic foes Nadim Bashir Gemayel and Sleiman Tony Franjieh shook hands in front of the Parliament.

The Pope has confirmed that the Human remains found recently in the tomb of Disciple Saint Paul do belong to Him.

Monday, June 29, 2009

A precarious calm prevails in Muslim West Beirut following clashes between Hariri and Berri lackeys. As usual no one was arrested.

Al Wali Jumblat imposes his demands and conditions for joining the new cabinet on his long time ally and financier PM designate Saad Hariri.

Sunday, June 28, 2009

News Flash = Thugs belonging to PM designate Saad Hariri and others belonging to Eternal Speaker Nabih Berri are killing each other in Muslim West Beirut. As of this write-up, it is reported that at least 1 innocent woman is killed and 10 are injured.

As usual, the Lebanese Army is interfering to separate, only separate, the belligerent without taking any legal action against them or against their respective Masters.

As expected heavy machine gun fire adorned the Blue Skies of Lebanon upon the announcement of the selection of Saad Hariri as the Prime Minister designate.

Several people are reported wounded and properties in East and West Beirut were damaged due to stray bullets. Thank You Sheikh Saad for a good start.

Lebanese Diva Majida Al-Roumi receives an Honorary Doctorate from the American University of Beirut.

It is confirmed that Orthodox Christian Deputy Nayla Tueini is dating Sunni Muslim TV Host Malek Maktabi. The question that is being put forward is the following: Can Tueni remain a Deputy for the Orthodox Sect if she marries a Sunni fellow as by de-facto she too would become a Muslim?

Saturday, June 27, 2009

She is being resembled to Actress Kathleen Turner- 18 years old pure beauty Martine Andrawos has been crowned the New Miss Lebanon 2009 and rightfully so. Congratulations Martine!

Majority Tycoon Saad Hariri on his way to becoming the new Prime Minister designate.

Hariri met with his Arch-rival Hezbolla’s Fuhrer Dr. Hassan Nasroulla in a secret location for 4 hours. Reports indicate that the meeting was positive for Hezbolla since Hariri will not touch the subject of Hezbolla’s weapons should he become the next Prime Minister which is a 180 degree shift from his election campaign a month ago.

Friday, June 26, 2009

Musical Legend and Genius Michael Jackson is Dead.

Eternal Speaker Nabih Berri has been reselected by foes and allies to remain the Speaker of the new Parliament.

In order to become the next Prime Minister, Saad Hariri has instructed his Deputies to vote for Berri.

On their part, Christian Deputies in the Majority camp casted blank votes thus abstaining from voting for Berri.

Thursday, June 25, 2009

No real juicy News today except a small comment regarding the elections in Lebanon: Why is it that the People of Lebanon cannot live without having the same Feudal Families ruling them?
R A P I O

Wednesday, June 24, 2009

The Christian Deputies in the Hariri Clan have decided to caste a blank vote against Eternal Speaker Nabih Berri sending him a message of dissatisfaction with his shutting down of the Parliament at whelm.

The Christian Deputies of Zahleh deserted their temporary Godfather Nicolas Fattoush by joining Warlord Samir Jaajaa Lebanese Forces parliamentary block.

Tuesday, June 23, 2009

After lying to the World and denying of having any Lebanese Prisonners, Syria releases 31 Lebanese who have been held against their will in Syrian Terror Jails for years.

Outgoing Interior Minister and National Hero Ziad Baroud regrets not having any information about the kidnapped Engineer Joseph Sader who was taken away in Hezbolla Land near the Beirut Airport.

Both elected Deputies Tueiny and Tersarkissian refuse to join Samir Jaajaa's Lebanese Forces Block in the new Parliament.

Acting Speaker of the Parliament sets Thursday, June 25th 2009 to re-select Nabih Berri as the Eternal Speaker of the House of Deputies.

Es expected, Al Wali Jumblat is set to depart from the Majority Camp to join his fellow Syrian Agent Michel Murr in an Independent Block.

Monday, June 22, 2009

Lebanon celebrates Music Day with celebration in most Westernised neighbourhoods.

Majority Tycoon Saad Hariri seems to have paved and paid his way to the Prime Ministership.

The Sunni Mufti Al-Jouzou comes to the defense and rescue of his fellow Chief Clergyman Maronite Patriarch Nasralla after being attacked by Shia Fuhrer Hassan Nasroulla.

A meeting is being prepared for Warlords and Arch foes Al Wali Junblat and Michel Aoun.

Sunday, June 21, 2009

Both Byblos and Beiteddine International Festivals are on the role.

The Golden Murex has named Former Lebanese Minister Nayla Solh as Person of the Year.

Feudal Lord Amine Gemayel has finally came to the rescue of his Patriarch Sfeir against what Hezbolla's Fuhrer stated about Sfeir. Gemayel declared that Nasroulla's statement about Sfeir is the foundation of a new religious upheaval in the country.

Saturday, June 20, 2009

Maronite Patriarch Nasralla Sfeir has turned a persona-non-grata in his recent visit to the Maronite heartland district of Byblos where he was greeted with offensive signs and slogans by the inhabitants.

An official divorce between the Minority and the Maronite Patriarch is eminent; thus consecrating the split among the Christians in general and the Maronites in particular and rendering them a very weak element in the next phase set to naturalize the Balestinians in the 10,452 km2.

The Ministry of Interior is now permitting Lebanese mothers to apply for citizenship for their children born to non-Lebanese fathers which till now, was not allowed. This is seen as the 1st step to give thousands of Balestinian kids of Lebanese mothers but Balestinian fathers the Lebanese citizenship.

A 3-hour top secret meeting was held last night between Hezbolla’s Fuhrer Dr. Hassan Nasroulla and Feudal Lord Sleiman Franjieh. Speculators predict that the former has briefed the latter about his meeting with Al-Wali Jumblat which would allow Jumblat to return back to the “Made in Syria” camp.

It is also said that Jumblat may have requested a meeting with his Lebanese arch-rival and Minority Chieftain Michel Aoun.

Friday, June 19, 2009

Independent Observers wonder the reason why the traditional Maronite families did not defend their Patriarch Sfeir from Hezbolla's Fuhrer's accusations on him on national TV 48 hours ago.

Last night, a meeting took place between the old allies turned foes and perhaps again new allies Warlords Al Wali Jumblat and Hezbolla's Fuhrer Nasroulla.

Reports reveal that the purpose of this meeting was to re-open the door for Jumblat to return to the Made in Syria Umbrella.

Minister of Energy Tabourian lashes out at outgoing PM Saniora accusing him of ignoring the power plan the former had put forward in order to bring in 24 hour electricity to the people of Lebanon so that the Oil Mafia Cartel in the Lebanon can benefit more by monopolizing the source of energy.

Lebanon is hit by 20 cases of the Swine Flu.

Thursday, June 18, 2009

The Lebanese Justice released the Hezbolla man accused of shooting down a Lebanese Army Helicopter killing one Officer.

Feudal Lord Amin Gemayel has demanded guarantees that Hezbolla will not use its arsenal against fellow Lebanese as it did last year.

Gemayel also asked the Lebanese Army to draw a map showing where the Lebanese sovereignty is in Lebanon and where Hezbolla military sovereignty reigns since there are areas in the Lebanon where non-Hezbolla Lebanese are not allowed to enter.

Eternal Speaker and Warlord Nabih Berri is on his way to be re-selected as Speaker of the Parliament for the Nth time since no other Shia dares to run against him.

Wednesday, June 17, 2009

The Lebanese Army disarms a car bomb placed near its checkpoint at the entrance of the Balestinian Terror Camp of Ain Helwoueh in Southern Lebanon.

Double Agent Michel Murr continues his onslaught against the Armenian Community in the Lebanon because they did not vote for him. Crying Baby...

Lebanese media sources reveal that an eminent meeting may be taking place between the two Maronite feudal foes Sleiman Franjieh and Samir Jaajaa.

Finally today, a Dutch social study shows that pretty girls make men act stupidly.

Tuesday, June 16, 2009

Lebanese Army General John Kahwaji reveals that the Army has captured and destroyed an Al-Qaeda Cell which was ready to undertake terror attacks in Lebanon, Iraq and Kuwait.

Lebanon braces to receive nearly Two Million Tourists this Summer season.

Al-Wali Jumblat continues to scare the Lebanese. This time Jumblat is claiming that Israel is planning a regional war that would begin in Lebanon. Come-on Dude... Let the people breath a bit. Enough talk about wars and killing.

A wave of fires rages in Southern Lebanon.

Monday, June 15, 2009

Newsweek Magazine reveals that Saudi Arabia has spent $715 Million US Dollars to ensure the reelection of the Majority in the Lebanon.

Israel is shocked by the unexpected meeting between Javier Solana and Hezbolla and the declaration of the former that the later is NOT a terrorist organization. Israel is now demanding an explanation from Europe over this new stand.

The Spirit of extreme extremism continues to prevail in the Iranian, Israeli and Balestinian politics.

Sunday, June 14, 2009

Europe recognizes Hezbolla as an integral member of the Lebanese Political system and not as a Terror group. This declaration was announced by the European High Commissionaire for the Lebanon Javier Solana.

Fathi Yakan, Founder of the Lebanese Moslem Brotherhood group which terrorized the Christian Sector of Ashrafieh in Beirut 2 years ago is dead.

Saturday, June 13, 2009

Nearly six months after the start of 2009, the Lebanese Cabinet approves the 2009 budget ! And you voted them back in both Majority and Minority !

Both Maronite Christian President Michel Sleiman and Sunni Muslim Saad Hariri reject naturalizing the Balestinians in the Lebanon and both inisisted to US Special Envoy to the Middle East Senator George Mitchell that the Balestinians must all return home to Balestine, known today and 5000 years ago as Israel. The Balestinians in Lebanon will go back to Balestine when pigs start flying and when the Lebanese reject their feudal system.

Lebanon is expected to see a high influx of tourism this summer.

Friday, June 12, 2009

Flash News = A technical problem prevented a 200gr bomb letter from blowing-up as it was delivered to the Lebanese General Security Services, equivalent to the FBI in the USA. The bomb was diffused and is seen to be a direct message from the Mossad against the Lebanese Security Agency after the later has succeeded in arresting dozens of Israeli spies and agents working in the Lebanon in the past few weeks.

Cardinal Sfeir states publicly that had the Minority won the elections, we would be governed by Syria and Iran today.

High tension prevails in the Southern Sunni Muslim city of Saida where the daughter of mini Feudal Lord Ossama Saad has been attacked by certain thugs.

The Parliamentary Block headed by Minority Chieftain Michel Aoun has reached 27 members, making it the second most powerful body within the Lebanese Parliament after the Hariri March 14 alliance.

It is reported that Syrian proxy Feudal Lord Sleiman Franjieh is setting-up a new residence in Baabda to be closer to the action.

Thursday, June 11, 2009

Lebanese Forces Warlord Samir Jaajaa is said to be targeted by the Israeli Mossad: Believe it or not! This news has been reported by Jaajaa's deputy Antoine Zahra to the Al-Akhbar Daily.

Other sources even report that in addition to Jaajaa, Saad Hariri and for some reason Fares Boueiz are also targeted by Israel.

Most signs indicate that Majority Tycoon Saad Hariri is headed to become the next Prime Minister.

Minority Chieftain Michel Aoun is demanding 7 Ministers in the new cabinet if it is comprised of 30 members.

What sort of a country and leaders do we have:

After having voted for Sleiman over a year ago, today Aoun questions President Michel Sleiman if he has any National Program for the country so that he can support him.

On his part Saad Hariri and after attacking the military arsenal of Hezbolla during the election campaign, has declared that he supports the weapons of Hezbolla ! ! !

Wednesday, June 10, 2009

Less than 48 hours after the 2009 Elections, Foreign interferences in the Lebanon continue as usual. Meanwhile Political and Religious Feudalism remain the Masters of the Scene and the Lebanese continue to be Sheeps in the hands of their Lords. . .


Majority Tycoon Saad Hariri is expected to meet with the Minority Fuhrer Dr. Hassan Nasroulla.

Israeli Defense Minister Ehud Barak states that Israel is not comfortable with the US supplying Army Surplus equipment to the Lebanese Army.


Tuesday, June 9, 2009

The Official results of the 2009 Elections are 71 Seats for the US Coalition and 57 Seats for the Syrio-Iranian Axis.

Focus has shifted to the Presidency of the Parliament and on the New Cabinet.

Behind the door talks are taking place to see who will be appointed Speaker and who will become the next Prime Minister.

Even though Minority Chieftain Michel Aoun lost big time in the Christian Beirut district of Ashrafieh and in Zahleh, he managed to increase the number of his parliamentary block from 20 to 25 Seats thus making him the strongest Deputy in the 2009 Parliament.

Monday, June 8, 2009

Congratulations to Lebanon for a Job well done. R A P I O extends its congratulations to Interior Minister Ziad Baroud as well as to the Lebanese Security Apparatus.

Most agencies are announcing the winning of the U.S. backed coalition in the overall elections with around 70 votes for the West and 58 Votes for Iran.

A very tight race to call. So far, The U.S. backed coalition has won the Christian district of Batroun , the the Sunni Muslim districts of Saida and Tripoli and the Druze fiefdom of Chouf and Aley while the Syrio-Iranian coalition has won the Christian districts of Jezzine, Jbeil, Kesrouan, Baabda and Zghorta.

The tight race has been in the Christian districts of Ashrafieh, Zahleh and Metn.

As for Hezbolla Land like South Lebanon and Baalbeck, no one dared to run against the Hezbolla and as such, it won uncontested.

The biggest loser is Shia Muslim Speaker of the House Nabih Berri.

Sunday, June 7, 2009

Today is D Day for All of Lebanese. Will it be the Republic of Lebanon or the Revolutionary Republic of Lebanon to say the least? 24 hours separate us from the Truth till the 2009 Elections results are announced.

Independent Observers await to see what will happen to the National Leader Michel Aoun if Hezbolla wins the Elections. Will Aoun remain in full force or will he be absorbed by the Iranian led coalition.

All Eyes are on the Christian Areas of the Lebanon where real democracy exist whereas in the Muslim regions, most, if not all seats have already been appointed by either Hezbolla or the Hariri Clan.

The tight race in the Christian areas is expected namely in Ashrafieh and the Metn Districts.

Saturday, June 6, 2009

Less than 24 Hours to Cast Your Votes. Last Chance for a Free 10,452km2. It is Now or Never. Forget Feudalism - Forget Clergymen - Think YOU - Think YOUR Familiy - Think YOUR Country.

Gulf News Daily published in Dubai headlines “A surprise move by President Michel Sulaiman to ally himself with the pro-western March 14 group cast heavy doubt on the Hezbollah-dominated opposition's ability to score big in Lebanon's national election tomorrow.”

On the security and logistical levels, Interior Minister Ziad Baroud has everything under control.

Israel is very nervous and anxious about US President Obama's overture to the Muslim World.

Friday, June 5, 2009

2 Days For a New Lebanon . . . Let us Unite and Keep all Feudal and Religious Warlords OUT of OUR Lives.

The International Atomic Energy Agency reveals that Syria is developing 3 new nuclear sites.

The U.S. Ambassador to Lebanon assembles the so-called Leaders of March 14 for last minute instructions and coaching on the eve of the 2009 Parliamentary Elections.

Thursday, June 4, 2009

3 Days for a New Dawn or a New Nightmare! The Decision is Yours. VOTE FOR LEBANON NOT FOR IRAN NOT FOR ISRAEL NOT FOR THE U.S. NOT FOR FRANCE NOT FOR SYRIA NOT FOR SAUDI ARABIA NOT FOR THE VATICAN - VOTE LEBANON.

Hezbolla No. 2 Sheikh Qassem in his usual defiant and loud vibrating voice tells the Lebanese and the World that Hezbolla will continue to arm itself and the UN Security Council can do whatever it wishes.

The latest statistics show a slight win by the current Minority by a maximum of 4 votes.

What will happen to the Christians in the Lebanon after the death of Michel Aoun. Did he secure any Leadership continuity within his popular movement or will the Tayyar end-up like the Lebanese Forces in disarray after the assassination of President Bashir Gemayel?

Wednesday, June 3, 2009

4 Days are left. Make The Right Choice. The Choice is Lebanon. The Choice is NOT Iran. It is NOT Israel. It is NOT Syria. It is Not the U.S. or Europe. Lebanon 1st and last.

The number of Lebanese who are reported missing in the Air France flight is now 6.

After being directly responsible for shutting down M-TV television station, Michel Murr is now calling for the shutting down of O-TV.

Lebanon receives her very 1st fire fighting helicopter.

International Observers are arriving to Beirut to oversee the elections on June 7.

Tuesday, June 2, 2009

5 Days left to Vote for the 10,452km2. Do NOT Vote for the Rainbow. BE Lebanese and VOTE Lebanese.

2 Lebanese are confirmed on board of the Air France that perished over the Atlantic on its last journey between Brazil and France.

Greek Orthodox Candidate for the Ashrafieh District Nayla Tueiny confirms on National TV that she is NOT a Muslim as her Passport states ! ! ! Who can we believe and who can we trust anymore?

Monday, June 1, 2009

Just in => Both Deputies Ghassan Tueny and Michel Aoun did not attend the National Dialogue being held at the Presidential Palace in Baabda as both Old Men are reported ill and exhausted.

The Lebanese Army arrests a 2nd Colonel for spying for Israel. Colonel Shahid Toumieh has been arrested 10 days after Colonel Mansour Diab was discovered as well.

6 Days to Vote For Lebanon. Do NOT Vote Yellow, Blue, Green, Pistachio, Orange, Red, Black or Brown. VOTE LEBANON.

The Police arrests a gang accused of selling drugs in Lebanese schools and universities.

Minority Chieftain Michel Aoun predicts that the United States will be the first Party to open negotiations with the current Opposition if it wins the elections.

Sunday, May 31, 2009

Azerbaijan exposes a Hezbolla-Iranian Plot to blow-up the Israeli Embassy in its Capital.

Both Warlords Aoun and Jaajaa are accusing each other for the killing of Christians in the Lebanon. SHAME ! Shame on them but the biggest Shame is on those who still believe in either one of them. R A P I O

Saturday, May 30, 2009

Reuters News Agency confirms 3 cases of the Swine Flu in the Lebanon. One asks: How can a foreign news agency reveal such information while the Lebanese Government is absent minded about it and did not inform the Public about this crucial health care issue? Next question: Is the Lebanese Government planning to do anything to prevent more cases from entering the country via the Airport or Syria?

Independent Observers note that ALL the Israeli Spy cells which have been exposed so far in the Lebanon were established by the Israeli Mossad, Sayeret Matkal, Aman and Shin Bet during the years of the Syrian Occupation of the 10,452km2.

BE INDEPENDENT - BE FREE - VOTE YOUR CONSCIENCE > TIME FOR A REAL CHANGE > Both 8 AND 14 March Leaderships will take the Lebanese People to Hell if we, The People, continue supporting such mentality of aggression and feudalism, be it political or religious feudalism. More armed clashes are reported within the Christian areas of the 10,452km2.

At least 6 people are reported wounded, including 2 Special Forces Lebanese soldiers when clashes erupted between thugs belonging to Michel Aoun and others belonging to Mini-Feudal Lord Emil Nawfal in the City of Byblos.

The United States Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI) has intercepted a WANTED Balestinian Bomb Expert who fled recently to Lebanon and is in a hiding place for the time being. Welcome to Lebanon Ya FBI...

Friday, May 29, 2009

Unconfirmed media reports reveal that some 20 Lebanese held hostage in Syrian Jails may be released soon.

Minority Chieftain Michel Aoun accuses Amine Gemayel for not prosecuting the Killers of his brother the Late President-elect Bashir Gemayel when Amine was President of Lebanon.

In counter accusations, the Kataeb Party of Amine Gemayel asks Aoun for the reasons Aoun does not bring-up the the Suspects who tried to assassinate him in Cyprus.

It should be noted that in both cases, ONE Party stands behind the killing and attempted killings and that Party is the Syrian Social National Party also known in Arabic as the Al-Hezb Alqawmi Al-Souri Al-ijtima3i.

Majority Tycoon Saad Hariri states during his election campaign that while the "Majority thinks Lebanon First, the Minority thinks Lebanon Last".

Thursday, May 28, 2009

Hezbolla allows the Lebanese Army to deploy in South Lebanon freely in order to assist in controlling the security before and during the June 7 election day.

Both Amine Gemayel and Saad Hariri express their readiness to meet with Hezbolla's Chieftain Dr. Hassan Nasroulla.

Amine Gemayel reveals during a live TV interview the presence of 16 Balestinian Terror Camps under direct Syrian Control spread all over Lebanon.

Spain wins the European Football Championship against England with a 2 - 0 score.

Wednesday, May 27, 2009

Finally, after years of being ignored, the Supreme Justices have been appointed by the Lebanese Government.

The Lebanese Army arrests one of its Colonels and a Customs Corporal for spying for Israel.

The whereabouts of Joseph Sader who was kidnapped in daylight on his way to work remain unknown.

It is expected that the first Syrian Ambassador to Lebanon takes-up his job in Beirut today.

Tuesday, May 26, 2009

Iranian Dic-tator Ahmadi Najad states that the Islamic Republic of Iran will form a new Strategic Alliance in the Middle East if the Hezbolla led coalition wins the elections in Lebanon.

Most Analysts predict a difference of 3 to 6 seats only to be won by the current Minority.

It is hoped that Lebanon has avoided another attempt to destabilize it by foreign interventions.

Lebanese Army Units surround the Mar Elias Sector of Muslim West Beirut after thugs belonging to both the Majority and Minority chased each other in the streets of that area.

Monday, May 25, 2009

The Head of an NGO in Lebanon has been arrested for spying to Israel. His name remains not known as the Army Intel continues to interrogate him.

Ibrahim Shouman is the latest victim of the violence between the Majority and Minority. Shouman was killed last night during heavy fighting between the Shouman and Abou Arab Clans in West Beqaa.

As expected, Hezbolla denies Der Spiegel's accusations that it stands behind the assassination of Rafiq Hariri.

In a live TV Debate on LBC-TV, Majority Candidate Sami Gemayel wipes the floor with his counterpart in the Minority Deputy Ibrahim Qenaan in a most arrogant way. Gemayel left Qenaan sinking in the tons of papers he had brought along to the debate and kept him on the defensive all the time.

Sunday, May 24, 2009

For some unknown reasons and after all this time, today, German Newspaper Der Spiegel writes that Hezbolla and NOT Syria who has planned and is involved in the assassination of PM Rafiq Hariri.
The first public reaction came from Omar Karameh, a Sunni Muslim, who stated "Let us hope this will not be the start of a new round of fighting" in Lebanon.

Saturday, May 23, 2009

History repeats itself:
The 3rd Reich = Nazi Germany - 1939
The 3rd Republic = Hezbolla Lebanon - 2009

Armed with today's strongest Militia in the World, Hezbolla’s Fuhrer Dr. Hassan Nasroulla continues his charismatic threats to any Lebanese who does not agree with his doctrine; exactly what Adolf Hitler did in Europe.

A new Lebanese flag is being portrayed in Lebanon showing the Hezbolla’s Logo replacing the Cedar as the symbol of the 10,452km2. It is the Shia Way or NO WAY!

Heavy fighting is reported in the Balestinian Camp of Shatila in West Beirut between Al-Qaeda and pro-Syrian armed elements.

U.S. VP Joseph Biden informs his so-called Lebanese Allies in the Majority that the U.S. will drop its support to them (This won’t be the first time the US turns its back on its Allies in the World) and will stop its supplies of USED and Surplus Army trucks and troops carriers to the Lebanese Army if a Hezbolla led coalition wins the June 09 elections.

It is expected that Lebanon will encounter the highest number of Media coverage in the World News between June 6 and June 8, 2009.

Should Hezbolla win with a Landslide, Lebanon can become a 2nd Hamassesstan subject to blind, and uncontrolled bombardment by Israel blessed by the West, similar to what is happening in the West Bank and the Gaza Strip after Hamas had won the elections in Balestine.

A new restaurant was inaugurated in the Beirut Southern Suburbs of Hezbolla-Land named after Venezuelan Dic-tator and Hezbolla’s Advocate “HUGO CHAVES”.
For more details and photos, click on
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Friday, May 22, 2009

US Vice-President Joseph Biden is expected in Lebanon today.

Hezbolla fears an eminent Israeli assassination attack on its Fuhrer Dr. Hassan Nasroulla.

An Egyptian court sentences Billionaire Businessman and the 2nd most powerful figure in Egypt Talaat Mustafa to death for his involvement in the brutal assassination of Lebanese Singer Susanne Tamim who turned out to be married to him and to Two other dudes! What a world...

Thursday, May 21, 2009

Lebanon Chief of Police Ashraf Rifi reveals for the first time that Syria may be preparing for some sort of a security breach in the 10,452km2 by elections day.

The U.S. is very concerned over an eventual win by the Hezbolla led coalition in the June 09 Lebanese elections.

Minority Chieftain Michel Aoun invites Majority Tycoon Saad Hariri to give the President more executive power in order to lead the country properly.

Wednesday, May 20, 2009

Feudal Lord and Deputy Elias Skaff accused Former PM Rafiq Hariri of being an Israeli Agent.

Lebanese Pop Star Nancy Ajram has given birth to her first baby girl.

A new schism has been reported between Warlords Nabih Berri and Michel Aoun; this time in the Zahleh District.

Another schism is also reported among the Maronites in the Kesrouan District, namely between the Kataeb Party and mini-feudal lord Fares Boueiz.

Tuesday, May 19, 2009

Armed clashes took place between thugs belonging to the Lebanese Forces and others belonging to the Tawk Family in the Northern Christian Town of Besharreh.

Hezbolla goes on full alert on the eve of the Israeli Military maneuvers along its borders with Lebanon.

News reports reveal that several Lebanese from South Lebanon, mostly Shia Muslims, have fled to Israel in order to escape being arrested by Hezbolla or the Lebanese Police on spying charges.

Monday, May 18, 2009

Feudal Lord and Syrian Proxy Sleiman Franjieh accuses President Michel Sleiman of interfering in the up-coming parliamentary elections.

A new planned campaign is set in motion by Syria's surrogates in Lebanon in order to reduce the Presidential term of Michel Sleiman.

3 people are arrested after the motorcade of Deputy Ibrahim Kenaan was shot at in the Christian town of Mansourieh.

Sunday, May 17, 2009

Pro-Syrian Lebanese General Jameel Sayyed has asked that he takes over the Ministry of Justice if his fellow Syrian agents in Lebanon want to reward him for his Jail days by the Hariri entourage.

Independent Observers are cautious about a possible assassination of a major "Politician" in the current Majority coalition as a move to resurrect it and to have people vote for it.

Live Lebanese TV show "Lil-Nashr" revealed last night how most, if not all, Journalists in Lebanon get bribes from "Politicians", namely from Michel Murr. Some, even do it openly and are not ashamed of it.

Saturday, May 16, 2009

Succumbing to anti-democratic forces, LBC-TV Chairman Pierre Daher pulls all political satirist and comedy shows off the Air.

The Lebanese Army arrests Ziad Homsi, the former Mayor of the Beqaa town of Saad Nayel and a current Official in the Hariri Clan "Future Movement". Homsi has been charged with espionage for Israel.

In a TV appearance, Hezbolla Fuhrer Dr. Hassan Nasroulla threatens all non-Shia Lebanese by declaring 7th of May a Glorious and a Merry Day in the history of the Islamic Resistance. May 7, 2008 was marked by a swift Hezbolla's military occupation of all of Muslim West Beirut last year.

Following in the foot steps of his fellow Warlord Al-Wali Jumblat, Lebanese Forces Samir Jaajaa continues to brake-up the unity of what is left of the Majority in the up-coming Parliamentary elections.

Friday, May 15, 2009

Lebanon backward religious mentality bans another movie from screening in Lebanese Theaters.

After putting a ban on "The DaVinci Code" and "Metropolis", Lebanon's religious lords forbid the launch of "Angels & Demons". . . And they call Lebanon the ONLY "Democracy" in the Arab World! Democracy my Ass.

Did you know that ONLY Lebanon has a Triple Taxation system in the World?

In today's Ad-Dyar, Publisher Charles Ayoub calls pro-Aoun Comedian and Political Satirist Charbel Khalil as a "Bastard Piece of Shit". For a full story click on http://www.journaladdiyar.com/

Thursday, May 14, 2009

Three new Israeli spy cells were arrested in Southern Lebanon by the Lebanese Army.

President Michel Sleiman is confident that he may control more than one third of the new Parliament.

The N.Y. Times reveal that the Christians of the Middle East have dropped from 20% to 5%; whereby most of those who left did so in Lebanon, Balestine and Iraq due to rise in Islamic Fundamentalism.

Warlord Samir Jaajaa has asked that he presides over a new Christian Block in the Parliament in order for him to ease-off on his conditions within the Majority. If he succeeds, Jaajaa would take the Leadership of some of the Christians away from the Sunni Muslim Hariri Clan and would confirm a split within the Christians inside the new Parliament as he faces off Michel Aoun.

Wednesday, May 13, 2009

Renewed armed fighting is reported between pro-Hariri Sunni Muslims and pro-Syrian Alawite Muslims in Tripoli.

Voters in Saida are dubbing Candidate and PM Fouad Saniora as the "Tax Dude".

Israel delivers to the UN the map of the mines it planted in Southern Lebanon in August 2006. When will Syria do the same with all the other mines it planted throughout the 10,452km2 during its years of occupation?

Tuesday, May 12, 2009

Michel Aoun blames President Michel Sleiman and the Justice system for their silence behind the media's accusations of him trying to topple the President.

The Lebanese Authorities displays the various spy ware caught recently with the Israeli spies in Lebanon. One of the pieces is an Igloo used as an advanced GPS to pinpoint targets used by Israeli Jets for bombardments in the August 2006 Hezbolla-Jewish war of attrition.

Monday, May 11, 2009

A National survey ranks President Michel Sleiman as the Best Politician in the Lebanon today followed by Minister of Interior Ziad Baroud.

Tomorrow the Lebanese Authorities will reveal the members of the Israeli Spy cells arrested recently along with the advanced spy ware caught with them. Will the day come when the same authorities dare reveal the Saudi, Egyptian , Syrian and Iranian spies working in Lebanon as well?

Sunday, May 10, 2009

More Israeli Spies are falling like mosquitoes into the hands of the Lebanese Internal Security Forces in Southern Lebanon. Observers are reminded of the eve of the Islamic Revolution in Iran when all Western Intelligence apparatus fell apart just days before Ayatolla Khomeiny and His Shia Clergymen took over Iran.

The Syrio-Iranian Troica comprised of Nasroulla, Aoun and Berri meet to define their post elections strategy.

Former pro-Syrian Deputy Fares Bouez accuses Michel Aoun of planning to topple current President Michel Sleiman.

Saturday, May 9, 2009

President Michel Sleiman is working on a Central Coalition Block within the new Parliament. This new block will be comprised of Independent Candidates as well as others currently belonging to the Minority and the Majority.

It is expected that the new central block will be headed by either Feudal-Warlord Al Wali Jumblat re His fellow Feudal Lord Michel Murr.

Zahleh Block of Skaff may also be moving towards the Center away from Aoun.

International and Arab Investors are awaiting the post-elections to decide on whether to spend money in Lebanon or not.

Friday, May 8, 2009

On the 1st anniversary of Hezbolla's Invasion of West Beirut, a schism has surfaced between Michel Aoun and Hezbolla since both parties have signed a Memorandum of Understanding.

Hezbolla criticizes Aoun for his selection of a Maronite Candidate against Eternal Speaker and Warlord Nabih Berri in the Christian District of Jezzine!

Meanwhile, hatred is on the increase between Warlords Samir Jaajaa and Michel Aoun and their respective lackeys within the Maronite District of Kesrouan leading to more divisions in the Christian community in what is left of the " Dream of the 10,452km2 ".

Thursday, May 7, 2009

US Jewish Journalist Simon Hersh accuses Former US Vice-President Dick Cheney for ordering the killings of Warlord Elie Hobeika and Former PM Rafiq Hariri.

Lebanese Minister of Defense Elias Murr affirms that he can only accept the weapons of the Lebanese Army within the Lebanon and any other weapon can be discussed in a National Dialogue. The Problem ya Mr. Murr is that this non-Army weapon has been subject to discussions since 1975. First it was the Balestinian weapon and then Hezbolla's weapon and nothing gets resolved.

Western media is declaring the "End of the Cedar Revolution" and invites Western Leaders to deal with Hezbolla as the Ruling entity in the Lebanon.

Wednesday, May 6, 2009

Iranian President Ahmadi Najad declares from Syria that Hezbolla shall remain operational until the liberation of all Territories. Which territories remain unknown. This also means that there will be more Lebanese, members of Hezbolla, whose lives shall be shed to satisfy Foreign Agendas.

The Governor of the Lebanese Central Bank declares that Lebanon has 30 Billion US Dollars in Foreign Deposits.

Lebanese Minister of Interiors expresses his deep concerns for just elections in the absence of a proper High Court.

Tuesday, May 5, 2009

Former Lebanese President and Feudal Lord Amine Gemayel is rushed to Hotel Dieu Hospital last night.

Warlord Samir Geagea counter attacks his fellow Warlord Hezbolla Chieftain Hassan Nasroualla by defending the Lebanese Judicial System.

The Lebanese Authorities arrest a 4th Spy cell working for the Israeli Mossad.

Monday, May 4, 2009

Shia Muslim Ahmad Al-Assaad calls on putting political pressure on Hezbolla to ease off its own pressure and hegemony from the rest of the Lebanese people.

Israel is ready to withdraw from the Lebanese village of Ghajar in South Lebanon so that Hezbolla can raise its flag over the place.

The Lebanese Army discover another spy cell in Hezbolla Land of Southern Lebanon.

Where is Jospeh Sader?

Sunday, May 3, 2009

Remember: DO NOT VOTE FOR THE TRADITIONAL POLITICIANS WHO LED THE COUNTRY TO ITS CURRENT MISERIES. SAY NO TO POLITICAL & RELIGIOUS HEGEMONY. SAY NO TO FEUDALISM.

Judge Mirza who has been the prime target by Syria and Hezbolla for placing the 4 Lebanese Generals in Jail for the assassination of Rafiq Hariri has confirmed that he will not resign.

Suddenly after over 4 years of keeping quiet, Hezbolla Chieftain Dr. Hassan Nasroulla has woken-up by orders of his Masters and decided to accuse Israel for the assassination of Hariri. Let us assume he is 100% right, the question remains: why did he wait 4 years to make these accusations?

Saturday, May 2, 2009

Hezbolla Chieftain Dr Hassan Nasroulla rejects any future decisions by the special international tribunal for Lebanon.

The Minority coalition and all the Syrian paid henchmen in the Lebanon continue their strong offensive against the Lebanese Judicial system for placing the 4 Generals in prison for nearly 4 years while forgetting that when THEY were in power, hundreds of Lebanese were imprisoned innocently.

Friday, May 1, 2009

Hezbolla's Chief Dr. Hassan Nasroulla addresses the Nation tonight. He is expected to issue a new warning to Israel.

The Swine Flu has hit the White House.

Iran cancels its scheduled Air Force show after receiving an Intel tip from Russia that Israel was planning to destroy all 150 Iranian military Jets during the show.

Thursday, April 30, 2009

The release from jail of all 4 Generals accused in the assassination of Rafiq Hariri.

Machine gun fire was heard in various parts of the country in celebration of their freedom.

Queen Elizabeth receives Lebanese President and First Lady Michel Sleiman in Buckingham Palace.

Egypt President Hossni Mobarak issues another warning to Hezbolla.

Wednesday, April 29, 2009

Yesterday, President Sleiman headed for London on a 3-day official visit.

Today is the D Day for the 4 Generals imprisonned for the murder of Rafiq Hariri. Either they will be set free or will be sent to a hearing in Holland.

Minority Chieftain Michel Aoun accuses the Lebanese Tobacco Agency (Regie), under control by Warlord Nabih Berri, to be bribbing people during the elections. The Agency categoricaly denies these accusations.

Tuesday, April 28, 2009

Don't Sell Your Honor to the Politicians.

Washington is betting on a new political front in the Lebanon that would comprise Al-Wali Jumblat, Nabih Berri, Mohamad Safadi , Michel Murr and Najib Mikati. The new parliamentary block would represent the President of the Country and would balance off the forces of 8 and 14 March within the new Parliament.

Ironically, Syrian Agent Michel Murr and the so-called anti-Syrian Feudal Lord Amin Gemayel have announced their united electoral list against Minority Chieftain Michel Aoun in the Metn District.

Tomorrow, the International Tribunal will decide whether to keep the 4 Generals held in jail accused to be behind the assassination of Rafiq Hariri or to release them.

Lebanon stops the importation of live stocks of pigs.

Monday, April 27, 2009

Lebanon celebrates the 4th Anniversary of the withdrawal of the Syrian occupation forces from the 10,452km2 from the door and is getting ready to re-receive them back from the window.

The Lebanese Authorities arrests a 2nd Intel Cell working for the Mossad within the past 30 days.

US Secretary of State Hilary Clinton makes an un-announced 3 hour visit to Beirut where she met with Lebanese President Sleiman and visited the tomb of the late Rafiq Hariri. Yo Clinton: Why only Hariri? Was he the ONLY Martyr in the Lebanon?

UNESCO declares Beirut as a World Capital for Literature.

Haifa Wehbe disappoints millions of her fans and gets married over the week-end in downtown Beirut with an estimated wedding cost of 9 Million US Dollars.

Saturday, April 25, 2009

The Lebanese media is reporting that the 4 Generals jailed for the assassination of Rafiq Hariri and 20 other Lebanese may be freed shortly.

The Lebanese Authorities arrest another Intel Cell working for the Israeli Mossad.

Confirmed reports reveal that the majority of the Lebanese are being bought in order to vote for either the Majority or the Minority. What a shame... And then later on, the Lebanese will be crying wolf once again...

Friday, April 24, 2009

Egyptian President Mobarak issues Lebanon and Hezbolla in particular a strong warning not to mess with Egypt National Security.

Lebanese Authorities stop over 250 Syrian trucks from entering the Lebanese territories at the Northern Aaboudieh crossing point.

In a drastic and dangerous sudden move, the Taliban is reportedly edging closer to take over the Pakistani Capital. One should note that Pakistan is a nuclear power.

Meanwhile, Israeli Intel sources report that Iran may be producing its first nuclear weapon before the summer of 2009!



Thursday, April 23, 2009

Feudal and Warlord Al-Wali Jumblat held a press conference to justify his cursing of the Maronites in Lebanon and for calling the Sunnis as cowards. No one is convinced with the sincerity of the wishy-washy Jumblat and no one will ever will. ENOUGH BULLSHIT YA JUMBLAT.

Former Speaker of the House Hussein Al-Husseini withdraws his Candidacy from the elections as a Shia Muslim due to the overwhelming influence of a One Party domination as he puts it in reference to Hezbolla.

Hezbolla withdraws all his Candidates from Beirut. Physically that is but its Militia and dominance of the Capital remain remnant and outside the control of the Government.

Wednesday, April 22, 2009

Sami Gemayel denounced the statement made by Al-Wali Jumblat when he said that the Maronites are a Bad Specie.

Jumblat has called for a Press conference to bullshit and justify his statements about the Maronites and the Sunnis of Aakkar.

Greek Orthodox Bishop Aawdi expressed his support to the young Candidates (i.e. Nayla Tueini and Nadim Gemayel) running in Ashrafieh against the Older regime (General Abou Jamra).

Thugs belonging to Politicians have shot 3 valet parking Attendants near Hotel Le Gabriel in the Christian Sector of Ashrafieh.

Other thugs succeeded in robbing a Bank and a Jewelery store in the Beqaa and were seen taking refuge the Sunni Islamist Sector of Majdel Aanjar.

Diplomatic sources predict that Syria may not send its Ambassador to Lebanon till after the elections in Beirut.

Tuesday, April 21, 2009

Fouad Saniora announces that he will step down as Prime Minister after the Parliamentary elections in June 2009.

Michel Khoury, the first Lebanese Ambassador to Syria starts his job in Damascus making it a historic moment as Syria never recognized Lebanon as a sovereign country.

Commenting on Jumblat's statement that the Christians are Isolationists and the Sunnis could not do anything, Aoun is quoted saying that "I do not expect more from him".

Monday, April 20, 2009

The Lebanese media reports that the Israeli Spying Cell that was uncovered two weeks ago and headed by a Retired Lebanese General was also capable of infiltrating the security apparatus of Hezabolla.

The Aounists are trying to open-up to Al Wali Jumblat by justifying his cursing of the Maronites. The Aounists are saying: "What if Jumblat was right? What if his previous and current relationship with the Maronites so far has led him to make such statements?"

A reconciliation gathering took place in Choueifat between Druze belonging to Feudal Lord Al -Wali Jumblat and Shia Muslims belonging to Hezbolla.

Sunday, April 19, 2009

R A P I O extends its Easter wishes to its Orthodox Readers.

A grenade was thrown inside Serhal Center in the Christian District of Ain Roummaneh in Beirut. No casualties are reported.

The UAE reacts to Syrian demands and arrests Mohamed Siddik, the chief witness in the assassination of Rafiq Hariri and 20 other Lebanese. Siddik has been living in the Emirate of Sharjah since he disappeared from his self-exile in France.

The Lebanese Police arrested 13 Egyptian and Eastern European women charged with Prostitution in the City of Junieh.

Saturday, April 18, 2009

The Majority is disintegrating... and so is the Cedar Revolution...

Syrian Agent Nassib Lahoud pulls out of the Parliamentary Elections in a possible request from his Grand Masters in Damascus in favor of the other Syrian Agents either Michel Murr's or Michel Aoun's Candidates.

Since his return to the Syrio-Iranian hegemony, Al-Wali Jumblat has returned to his Civil War naming of the allies for the past 4 years, the Lebanese Forces, as "Bad Kind" and "Isolationists".

Friday, April 17, 2009

Youssef Ftouni, kidnapped 3 days ago has been found assassinated in the Druze Land of Aley District. Only last night, his daughter was shown on live TV saying that she misses her Daddy... The Police has arrested 2 brothers suspected in the shooting of their friends Ftouni for personal reasons.

A heavy winter storm adorns the hills of the 10,452km2.

The Free Patriotic Movement of Michel Aoun is proposing a new law that would allow the Lebanese Prisoners of Syrian Jails to receive financial remunerations from the Government.

Hezbolla welcomes Warlord Al-Wali Jumblat back into their Syrio-Iranian Camp.

Studies show that the average monthly income of a Lebanese household is a mere US $450. And the Lebanese keep following their same Feudal Leaders...

All Middle East Airlines flights to Lebanon are fully booked for June 2009 as Lebanese Emigrants are prepared to cast their votes in their motherland.

Thursday, April 16, 2009

Lebanon bids goodbye to the 4 Lebanese Army soldiers who were ambushed by Drug dealers in the Beqaa.

The Lebanese Army continues to chase the drug dealers in the Hezbolla heartland of Baalbek.

Finally, the arrest of the Retired Lebanese General for spying for Israel is made public. Investigators reveal that the General has been on the Mossad payroll for at least 25 years.

Minority Chieftain Michel Aoun dumps one of his closest ally, Fayez Karam, in order to satisfy Feudal Lord Sleiman Franjieh in the Zghorta District. Karam has been an outspoken supporter of Aoun, only to be dumped by his Master in order to keep feudalism well alive in the Lebanon.

Moreover, Franjieh is demanding that Aoun dumps another of his closest Advisers, Deputy Salhab and to replace him with Emile Lahoud, the son of former President Emile Lahoud!!!

Wednesday, April 15, 2009

The arrest of a Retired Lebanese Army General for spying for Israel is being kept undisclosed by the Lebanese Authorities and remains unpublished by the media in Lebanon.

The US to provide the Lebanese Air Force with 12 unmanned reconnaissance kit planes.

Mass gathering is scheduled to take place in Choueifat between Al Wali Jumblat and Hezbolla today. This event will turn Jumblat once again to become pro-Hezbolla and pro-Syria after having turned his back on them for the past 4 years.

Heavy machine gun fire has taken place overnight in the Mulla Street of Muslim West Beirut.

The Lebanese Army continues to pursue drug dealers in the Beqaa and has arrested one Sunni Islamist in Majdel Aanjar.

The Syrian Army has spread its units all along the Lebanese-Syrian borders under the pretext not to allow any suspect from fleeing from the Lebanese Army.

Tuesday, April 14, 2009

NEWS FLASH = Dubai based Gulf News reports that the Lebanese Authorities have arrested an unnamed former Lebanese Army General for spying for Israel. The retired General is said to have worked in Israel for the past 10 years.

The Lebanese Army forces its way to the hide outs of the suspects involved in the ambushing and killing 4 soldiers in Hezbolla land of Baalbeck yesterday.

The Egyptian media is calling for the summoning of Hezbolla Chieftain Dr. Hassan Nasroulla to an international tribunal.

Minority Chieftain Michel Aoun heads to Russia today! For what? Nobody knows...

Monday, April 13, 2009

NEWS FLASH = On the 34th Anniversary of the Lebanese-Balestinian War, today four Lebanese Army Soldiers are shot dead and an Officer is severely injured when their Jeep was ambushed by Drug Dealers in the Hezbolla Land near the Beqaa City of Baalbeck.

As of 9:00pm Beirut time, the Lebanese Army has surrounded certain neighbourhoods in Baalbeck in a house to house search for the known assailants and machine gun fire is heard in the City.

Like today on April 13, 1975 Lebanon's identity started to shift when the Balestinians aided by the certain Arab countries, the United States and England tried to take over the 10,452km2. Today, after 34 years, the question remains the same: Has anything changed?

Al-Wali Jumblat continues to distance himself from the Majority in general and the Hariri Clan in particular.

Jumblat said in a live TV interview that he was half joking when he advocated a change in the Syrian Regime!!! So, when is it that Jumblat is telling the truth and when is it that he is NOT joking? Long Live the Beik ! ! !

Sunday, April 12, 2009

R A P I O wishes all its Catholic Readers a HAPPY EASTER. . . It is high time that the Catholics and Orthodox unite in this Holly Day so that Christ is not crucified twice.

Saturday, April 11, 2009

The Druze radicals within the Jumblatists Clan warn the Christians against the return of their Christian Radicals to the Chouf Mountains.

Eternal Speaker Nabih Berri calls for the release of kidnapped Engineer Joseph Sader who went missing over two months ago in Hezbolla Land near the Airport.

Friday, April 10, 2009

In an unprecedented act, the Ministry of Telecommunication cuts the phone lines for 17 Embassies in Lebanon until their dues are paid.

Michel Aoun who claims to be anti-feudal has nominated his son-in-law Gebran (Jijo) Basil for the Maronite seat in the Batroun district.

Hezbolla is working on a repproachment between Aoun and eternal Speaker of the House Nabih Berri.

While the Muslim Clergymen in Lebanon are flocking to become Deputies in the Parliament, the Maronite church has forbidden its priests to do the same.

April 24, 2009 is D-Day for Lebanese Pop Singer Haifa Wehbe when she will tie the knot with her Egyptian Fiance.

Thursday, April 9, 2009

Egypt accuses Hezbolla for planning attacks inside Egypt as it has arrested 49 of its operatives.

Unable to fight the internal Mafia within his Ministry of Public Works, Druze Minister Al-Aaridi publicly reveals that he is a "Weak Minister".

Wednesday, April 8, 2009

Independent Lebanese TV Station M-TV is back after it was forced off the air by the Syrian Baath Regime and its thugs in the Lebanon. Congratulations MTV.

Majority Tycoon Saad Harir gives his Employee Prime Minister Fouad Saniora the green light to run for elections in the Saida District in Southern Lebanon.

A total of 702 Candidates have registered with the Authorities. Only 128 Seats are however to be filled in the Parliament.

Where is Joseph Sader?

Tuesday, April 7, 2009

Syrian Agent Michel Murr has opened his all out war against his former ally Michel Aoun and announces his own Candidates for the Metn Region.

Defense Minister Elias Murr is back in Washington, DC to meet Secretaries of State and Defense Clinton and Gates.

Minority Bosses Michel Aoun and Nabih Berri prepare for an eminent electoral battle in the Jezzine and Baabda Regions.

Monday, April 6, 2009

Lebanon's Catholic Church has celebrated Palms Sunday accompanied by some Orthodox Churches in certain towns and villages.

Israeli intelligence sources reveal that the top 3 Syrian Intelligence Officers who were in charge of Security in the Lebanon when Hariri was assassinated have vanished. General Rustom Ghazaleh and his deputy General Jumaa Jumaa and Colonel Jamal Abu Jamal have disappeared from planet earth.

It appears that international assurances have been given to Syrian Dic-tator Bashar Assad, his ruthless brother Maher and brother-in-law Assef Shawkat that they would not be summoned to the international tribunal for Hariri's murder.

Both the Majority Tycoon Saad Hariri and the Syrian National Popular Party have announced their Candidates in multi-million dollar ceremonies.

You have read it here first on R A P I O: Venezuela, thanks to its eccentric Dic-tator Hugo Chavez and with the help of Iran and Russia will become the first Nuclear Power in Latin America.

Sunday, April 5, 2009

Both Warlords Al-Wali Jumblat and Samir Jaajaa announce their respective Candidates for the Parliamentary elections.


So far the youngest Candidate to be running for elections is 26 years old Nayla Tueini, daughter of Gebran Tueni.

Singer Ghassan Rahbani announces his candidacy to the elections in the Antelias District.

The Eastern European Blind Lady who predicted a black man will rule the white house did also predict years ago that World War 3 will start in February 2010.

Meanwhile, Russia, Japan, the US and South Korea are closely monitoring North Korea's eminent launch of a nuclear missile to react one way or another.

Saturday, April 4, 2009

Sami Gemayel reveals that there are 1st Class Citizens in Lebanon and there are 2nd Class Citizens. The young Gemayel asks why February 14 is a national holiday to remember PM Rafiq Hariri's murder while September 14, when President Bashir Gemayel was assassinated, is not considered a national holiday.

Al-Wali Jumblat denies having attended the meeting that took place between Hariri, Jaajaa and Gemayel to nominate the Candidates of the Majority. If true, this means that Jumblat is clearly switching back to the Syrian and Iranian umbrella and the Majority coalition is disintegrating.

On the Minority level, troubles continue to surface between warlords Michel Aoun and Nabih Berri.

Friday, April 3, 2009

The Lebanese Police has successfully released 14 year old Amine Khansa who was kidnapped 4 days ago. Khansa was found handcuffed to a bed outside the Druze Heartland City of Aley. One of the kidnappers, Abdel Kader Mekdad was arrested but the ID of the remaining members of the gang has not been made public for some reason!

According to a Former close Advisor to Amine Gemayel, the Armenian Lebanese have decided to cast their votes against Amine Gemayel for his adamant refusal to grant certain Armenians the Lebanese Citizenship while he was President of the Lebanon.

Jumblat, Hariri, Jaajaa and Gemayel meet to nominate the Majority Candidates.

Thursday, April 2, 2009

Amine Khansa, the 14 year old child who was kidnapped on his way to school in West Beirut yesterday remains at large and his father pleads his kidnappers for his release.

Al-Akhbar daily accuses Syrian Agent in Lebanon Michel Murr of belonging to several intelligence agencies ranging from the CIA, Syrian SS, Mossad and others. Murr is also accused for financing the Lebanese Forces.

Hezbolla Deputy Hajj Hassan is in London for direct talks with British Officials in order to present his Party's point of view as the UK is opening-up to Hezbolla in Lebanon and the US to the Islamic Republic of Iran.

The Armenians are still awaiting the highest bidder to decide which way to vote during the next elections.

Wednesday, April 1, 2009

A teenage boy was kidnapped in front of his house while waiting for the school bus. The kidnappers are asking for a US $1.5 Million in ransom for his release.

No one knows which genius in Lebanon decided to hold the elections during the school year instead of waiting till early July. As a result, schools and students are panicking hoping that the elections will not result in street fights which could delay the end of the school year.

US President Obama may be scheduled to meet Syrian Dic-tator Assad during his up-coming trip to Turkey on April 7, 2009. The Days of Jimmy Peanut Carter are back and Lebanon will return to the Syrian hegemony.

Tuesday, March 31, 2009

The UK Foreign Affairs Ministry confirms its issuance of a visa to a Hezbolla Deputy to visit London for official meetings with the Brits. Watch your back!

Al Wali Jumblat continues to distance himself from the Hariri Clan which is making the Sunni Muslims very angry.

Forbes Magazine features Beirut in its latest publication.

Monday, March 30, 2009

Both the Majority and the Minority are scaring their constituents about the other side.

The schism is widening between Warlord Al-Wali Jumblat and his Financier, Tycoon Saad Hariri over elections issues, namely in the Chouf District.

Meanwhile, it appears that Minority Chieftain Michel Aoun will be the only Leader to have Candidates running in the entire 10,452km2.

Rafiq Hariri's daughter, Hind, has married Anas Karout in a private ceremony. Hind Hariri is reported to be one of the richest women by Forbes Magazine.

Sunday, March 29, 2009

High tension remains in the Hezbolla heartland of Baalbeck where Army units have been clashing with the Shia Muslim Jaafar Tribe.

Another high tension is reported between the UNIFIL and Hezbolla in the Beqaa oil rich town of Sohmor.

Both Samir Jaajaa and Amine Gemayel are spending a couple of days Lobbying for themselves in the Christian City of Zahle. Funny enough: both Jaajaa and Gemayel never visited Zahleh before the elections.

Saturday, March 28, 2009

Does anyone know where Engineer Joseph Sader is? Sader was kidnapped in Hezbolla Land on his way to work over a month and a half ago.

A Lebanese Army Patrol was hit by an RPG rocket resulting in injuring 4 soldiers and 1 officer in the Hezbolla heartland of Baalbeck.

The Lebanese media reports that Minority Chieftain Michel Aoun is facing 3 fronts; 1 against the Majority, 1 against the Center and 1 against his own allies within the Minority coalition.

Summer timing in the Lebanon gets into effect at midnight tonight.

A heavy snow and rain storm has hit the Lebanon surprisingly.

Friday, March 27, 2009

Unconfirmed reports indicate that Michel Aoun may substitute Syrian Agent Michel Murr with his brother Gabriel Murr on his list of Nominees in the Metn elections.

Friends of Bashir announce their support to Michel Aoun in the Ashrafieh District instead of supporting Bashir's son Nadim who is running neck in neck against Massoud Ashkar (aka Pussy).

Majority Leader and Chameleon Al-Wali Jumblat continues his shifting political adherence to a one that is closer to Syria.

Lebanese Pop Singer Haifa Wehbe decides to marry her long term Eguyptian boyfriend. The wedding will take place in Beirut next month and she has invited all her fans to take part in the aftermath ceremony.

Thursday, March 26, 2009

The Gemayel Feudal Family puts the blame on the Army and Police for the booby trapped car placed near its Godfather's mansion in Bikfaya.

Meanwhile, Slaves of Druze Warlord Al-Wali Jumblat defend their Master's on-going political changesas being one day with Syria and another day against Syrian then again with Syria.

Wednesday, March 25, 2009

Police discovers a booby trapped car near the mansion of Feudal Lord Amine Gemayel in Bikfaya.

Hariri Clan owned newspaper Al-Mustakbal publishes disgarceful photos of Jesus.

Ancient Lebanese Singer Sabah reveals that she had several extra-marital relations including an Arab Prince while she was married to Actor Rushdi Abaza, one of her 9 husbands .

Tuesday, March 24, 2009

R A P I O could not publish its news earlier today due to technical reasons.

Students from both the Lebanese Forces and the Free Patriotic Movement clashed with each other on the Campus of the Lebanese American University in Byblos. . . And they consider themselves to be the future of Lebanon . . . What a future ya Dude. . .

The Majority is in disarray due to the divisions among its Christians over the up-coming elections.

Lebanon has finally accepted Ali Abdel-Kareem Ali as the first Syrian Ambassador to the 10,452km2.

The Balestinians continue to assassinate each other in the Lebanon. Medhat Naguy is the latest PLO Terrorist for being blown-up to pieces by fellow Balestinian Hamas.

Meanwhile, New-TV Station paves the way to promote the naturalization of Balestinians in the Lebanon as it broadcasts poor Balestinian Children with no place to go or no work to do.

Monday, March 23, 2009

The Hariri Clan is upset with Majority Leader Al-Wali Jumblat for sending signals that he is ready to switch sides back to the Syrian circle once again. That serves them right.

Maronite Patriarch Nasroulla Sfeir proves one more time that he is the Chief Procrastinator by requesting the delay of lowering the voting age from 21 to 18.

The Minority reveals that a Hariri Clan member, Deputy Fatfat had a plan ready to naturalize 25071 Balestinians in the Lebanon.

Sunday, March 22, 2009

The Pharmacists Syndicate forbids all pharmacists in Lebanon from giving any discounts on the high prices of drugs to their Patients or Customers.

Majority Leader Al-Wali Jumblat denies being roughed-up by Protesters in the Chouf.

A mother stabbed a Policeman in South Lebanon in order to facilitate her son to runaway from prison. She gives a new meaning to "Happy Mother's Day"!

Saturday, March 21, 2009

While the United Kingdom is courting Hezbolla, the U.S. has opened-up to Hezbolla's Grand Masters in Iran.

Unconfirmed reports reveal that Saudi Tycoon Al-Walid Ben Talal has financed the re-opening of M-TV which was founded in the Nineties by Gabriel Murr. The popular television company M-TV was forced to shut down by Gabriel's brother and Syrian Agent Michel Murr under direct orders from the Syrian Baath Regime.

Security authorities report heavy fighting has erupted between various Balestinian terror groups in the Mieh-Mieh Terror Camp.

The UK based Economist Intelligence Unit reveals that the world economy faces 30% risk of entering into a global depression.

Friday, March 20, 2009

The Lebanese Parliament has voted to drop the voting age from 21 to 18 starting with the 2013 elections. This new law gives the Muslims in the Lebanon a clear two third of the electoral body. The only way to balance this would be to allow the Lebanese living abroad to vote in their respective embassies.

The Majority is overtly offering free airline tickets to any Lebanese living abroad who wish to go to Lebanon and vote for the Hariri led coalition. Will the Minority follow the same path? In any event, the Lebanese are well known to be bought, especially during elections and then they start crying and weeping why their country is so screwed-up.

Syria is demanding that UN Envoy stops his interferences in Syria’s interferences in Lebanese internal affairs ! So, Mr. Bashar: What is allowed for you is not allowed on you?

Mini Feudal Lord Boutros Harb has cautioned his fellow members in the majority from renewed assassination attempts to enable the minority to have the majority control over the Parliament.

Thursday, March 19, 2009

The public transportation Syndicate goes on strike today. A massive march is scheduled to take place in the streets of Beirut to protest the high taxation on gasoline.

The biggest electoral battle will take place in the all Christian Metn District where the majority is split and the minority is not very well liked.

Wednesday, March 18, 2009

Lebanese President Michel Sleiman adopts the revival of the creation of a Senate (to be headed by Feudal Lord Al-Wali Jumblat).

Lebanese Foreign Affairs Minister and a Lackey of Nabih Berri has defended Syria for not sending a representative to the opening ceremony of the Lebanese Embassy in Damascus.

Feudal Lord Nassib Lahoud lies on national television by denying that he lobbied for the Syrian intervention in Christian Lebanon when he was Ambassador in Washington, DC.

Hezbolla is trying to heal the schism between its allies Warlords Aoun and Berri.

Tuesday, March 17, 2009

The Minority Chieftains comprising Hassan Nasroulla, Michel Aoun, Nabih Berri, Talal Arslan and Sleiman Franjieh met to form their united stand for the elections.

Presidents Sleiman of Lebanon and French Sarkozi exchange Presidential medals during Sleiman's State visit to France.

Independent Observers question the silence of the Lebanese Authorities over the disappearance of Engineer Jospeh Sader over a month ago. Sader was kidnapped in day light in Hezbolla Land while on his way to work.

Monday, March 16, 2009

News Flash = For the 1st time in history, Lebanon opens her Embassy in Damascus and the Flag of the 10,452km2 is flying high in the Syrian Capital. Not surprisingly, the Syrians did not send any Representative to the opening ceremony. Good!

YOUR VOTE COUNTS. BUT: DON'T SELL YOURSELF.

Syrian Dic-tator Bashar Assad is summoned to Qatar for swift discussions.

Members of the Majority express their refusal of Syrian Agent's Michel Murr's tactics and interferences in the Metn District.

A clairvoyant predicts World War Three to start in the Summer of 2010 as the US is infiltrated by terror group due to the weak Obama deterrent policy.

Sunday, March 15, 2009

VOTE FOR YOUR CANDIDATE. DO NOT VOTE FOR YOUR FEUDAL LORD.

Independent Observers wonder how will the Lebanese co-exist if they can't even agree on one single common denominator over their internal, economic, social, educational and defense policies.

Syrian Agent and Chameleon Michel Murr has succeeded in splitting the Kataeb and the Lebanese Forces over their respective Candidates in the up-coming elections.

Saturday, March 14, 2009

Today marks the 4th Anniversary of the Cedars Revolution. Observers, Pros and Foes are all wondering what is left of it. Syria left Lebanon from the door but it has returned from the window. All Syria's allies are as strong as ever. Worse, Michel Aoun, Syria's strongest and arch enemy before and during the Cedars Revolution, is now considered as a Syrian ally.

Hezbollah's Ayatollah Dr. Hassan Nasroullah stated that Hezbollah will never ever recognize the State of Israel.

President Michel Sleiman has issued a directive to open the Lebanese Embassy in Syria before his meeting with his French counterpart next week.

Kingdom Hotel Investments, one of Prince Al-Waleed's subsidiary companies has laid-off several of its staff. The company's Chief Financial Officer and its Chief Legal Council are reported to have left as well.

Friday, March 13, 2009

Army Intelligence unit frees the Lebanese Corporal and his 4 friends taken hostage 2 days ago North of Beirut.

Meanwhile, Engineer Joseph Sader has been kidnapped in Hezbolla Land for a month and his whereabouts remain unknown.

Meddling in Lebanese interior affairs, Syrian Dic-tator Bashar Assad states that elections in Lebanon are not what is important.

Majority Leader Al-Wali Jumblat continues to court Hezbolla and Amal as Lebanon is nearing Parliamentary elections.

Believe it or not! The US is upset with Britain over the Latter's overture to Hezbolla.

Druze Feudal Lords Al-Wali Jumblat and Talal Arslan agree to keep Majeed Jumblat as Vice-Governor of the Lebanese Central Bank. So now it is the feudal Lord who decides whether one citizens should maintain his job or not ! ! ! What a country ya Man. . .

Italian Antonio Cassizi has been elected as President of the Judges who will be ruling in the case of the assassination of Rafiq Hariri and 20 other Lebanese.

Thursday, March 12, 2009

It seems that a new wave of kidnapping is hitting Lebanon. Last night, a gang of 6 kidnapped a Lebanese Army Corporal from his home North of Beirut.

Hezbolla increases its drug smuggling operations into Israel.

Samir Jaajaa criticizes the Saudi-Syrian-Egyptian summit held in Riyadh yesterday which called for a new Arab solidarity. Jaajaa cites Syrian on-going hegemony on Lebanon and its refusal to deploy an Ambassador in Beirut as examples of Arab lack of solidarity.

Berri and Saniora kiss and make-up after a long break-up.

Wednesday, March 11, 2009

Riots broke-up in the Roumieh Prison leading to 17 people injured. The Prisoners set fire to a section of the famous jail which was brought back under control overnight.

Syria still refuses to deploy her Ambassador to the Lebanon.

The Lebanese Army shoots at a car belonging to Deputy Aalamuddeen in the Tripoli area as his Driver refused to stop at a check point.

Tuesday, March 10, 2009

Bkerke's Patriarch Sfeir calls upon his Supporters wishing to become Deputies in the next elections to cancel their rally they had scheduled for next Sunday to express their support to him.

A 31 year old Lebanese woman has been kidnapped in Venezuela and the perpetrators are demanding a ransom for her release.

The Berdawneh River in Zahleh has flooded and destroyed several properties along its banks including the famous restaurants in Wadi Al-Aarayesh.

Heavy snow and floods resulted in large amount of rocks in falling down in the Sannine Mountains.

Monday, March 9, 2009

Kuwaiti Al-Raei news agency reports that Lebanese Engineer Jospeh Sader kidnapped by Hezbolla nearly a month ago is an Israeli Spy. Sader is currently being interrogated by Hezbolla Security, Syrian Secret Service and the Iranian Passdaran in an undisclosed location. The Lebanese Government has no say in the matter.

Syrian dic-tator Bashar Assad has replaced nearly 40 Syrian Intelligence and Army officers as a prelude to re-conquer the Lebanon by the summer of 2009.

Holland issued a travel warning to its citizens not to go to Lebanon before the summer 09 elections are over citing eminent terrorist and armed gang attacks by various factions within the country.

Sunday, March 8, 2009

What is it with Amine Gemayel! He is ready to ally himself with his once arch-enemy Michel Murr just to defeat Michel Aoun in the Metn District. Murr is known to have ran with the Socialist Syrian Popular Party who was behind the assassination of Bashir Gemayel in 1982.

The Bashirists (Followers of Bashir Gemayel) have split once again. This time the schism is between the son of Bashir, Nadim, and Massoud Ashkar (Pussy). Both are running for the single Maronite seat of Ashrafieh.

Thursday, March 5, 2009

Lebanese Classical Singer Salwa Katrib is dead.

R A P I O will be back to publication on Sunday, March 8, 2009.

Wednesday, March 4, 2009

Unconfirmed reports reveal that Michel Aoun may select Jospeh Zayeck (ex-Lebanese Forces Officer) to run for Parliament against the Nominee of Samir Jaajaa in the Kesrouan District.

A month has gone by and the whereabouts of kidnapped Engineer Joseph Sader are still a mystery.

The US Diplomacy has once again turned 180 degrees vis-a-vis its relations with Syria which could allow a renewed Syrian intervention in the Lebanon.

Tuesday, March 3, 2009

Media reports reveal that a number of Lebanese Politicians have boarded an Iranian planes and headed to Tehran to receive fresh and direct instructions.

Bank of Lebanon Governor Riad Salameh is honored at the NYSE (New York Stock Exchange).

Unconfirmed reports reveal that 24 year old Hind Hariri, daughter of the late Rafiq Hariri and the world youngest Billionaire woman got married recently in a secret ceremony.

Economists in Lebanon forecast that the increase in the price of gold may end-up covering half of Lebanon's national debts.

Monday, March 2, 2009

It is Your National Duty to VOTE. But You MUST VOTE for Lebanon and Not for the Feudal Lords, the Warlords and Clergymen.

Samir Kassir, Gebran Tueiny, Rafiq Hariri, Bassel Fleihan, Pierre Gemayel, Walid Eido and Ge. Francois El-Hajj were among those who were remembered yesterday for their martyrdom to safeguard the 10,452km2.

Sunday, March 1, 2009

Today marks the 1st day of the taking-over of the international tribunal of the assassination of Rafiq Hariri, Bassel Fleihan and 20 other Lebanese.

Majority Tycoon Saad Hariri called his Followers to celebrate this event in a "civilized manner".

Ziad Raaei, yet another normal Lebanese citizen, has been found shot dead in his head.

Saturday, February 28, 2009

Hezbolla demands from Lebanese Justice Sakr Sakr to release the 4 pro-Syrian Lebanese Army Generals held for the assassination of Rafiq Hariri, Bassel Fleihan and 20 other Lebanese. God helps Justice Sakr and his family in case he rejects Hezbolla's demand!

Observers note two possible ways to transfer the 4 Generals from Lebanon to Holland without having to go through the Beirut International Airport which is under Hezbolla's Land. These 2 means are either by helicopter to Cyprus or via submarine from Junieh or Beirut which is a more secured way.

The Pentagon promised to provide the Lebanese Army with a limited quantities of un-manned reconnaissance planes in order to enable the Army to have a better control over the Lebanese-Syrian borders over infiltration of terrorists from Syria. This came at the same time when the Pentagon has decided to provide Israel with 75 brand new F-35 advanced jet fighters.

On a funny note, Ireland's official Angus Airline decided to make passengers pay for the use of the on-board toilets.

Friday, February 27, 2009

R A P I O supports Bishop Beshara Al-Raaei to either replacing Patriarch Nasroulla Sfeir or running for Parliament. The man has got guts.

While the Lebanese Armed Forces keep receiving used left over trucks from the Pentagon, Israel is set to receive 75 brand new state-of-the-art F-35 jet fighters, used only by the US Air Force.

A snow storm has hit the Lebanon and is expected to last till Sunday.

Thursday, February 26, 2009

Armed fighting took place between the Marada and Lebanese Forces thugs in the Northern Town of Chekka which was stopped by the intervention of the Lebanese Army.

The Lebanese Justice released three suspects in the assassination of Rafiq Hariri , Bassel Fleihan and 20 other Lebanese.

Three weeks have passed and Joseph Sader is still missing kidnapped inside Hezbolla's stronghold near the Beirut International Airport.

Wednesday, February 25, 2009

The Tribunal in the assassination of Rafiq Hariri and Bassel Fleihan has begun. It will be broadcasted live from Holland effective next week.

This is your chance NOT TO VOTE for the traditional politicians, feudal lords, warlords and clergymen. Be independent and VOTE YOUR CONSCIENCE.

Tuesday, February 24, 2009

Lebanon could be on the verge of another round of Civil upheaval already being referred to as the 100 days Electoral War.

R A P I O supports Interior Minister Ziad Baroud as a Candidate for Parliament.

Al-Wali Jumblat dropped his support to Lebanese Forces Candidate George Adwan and replaced him with Hariri's Lackey Ghattas Khoury for the Maronite seat in the Shouf District.

Intelligence operatives broke into the Law firm of Azouri and stole all files and computers relating to the defense of General Jameel Sayyed accused of being one of the killers of Rafiq Hariri. The motive behind this action is to delay the international tribunal set to be broadcasted live starting next month.

Monday, February 23, 2009

The political barking between Speaker Nabih Berri and PM Fouad Saniora continues.

Amal accuses the Lebanese Forces for being behind the bomb that was thrown at the Lebanese Forces Offices in Kfour !

Maronite Patriarch Sfeir warns the Lebanese Authorities for their lack of performance in the kidnapping of Joseph Sader over 2 weeks ago. Sfeir accuses the Police of facilitating the operation for the kidnappers.

Sunday, February 22, 2009

Snow adorns the Lebanon at an altitude of 800 meters (2,400 ft).

As expected, both Hezbolla and the Balestinians deny any involvement in launching missiles on Israel.

Israeli Intel sources puts the blame for the attacks on the Newly Saudi backed Balestinian terror group dubbed the Jihad Movement for Gaza.

Saturday, February 21, 2009

Two surface to surface missiles were launched from Lebanon on Israel overnight. Israel retaliated by shelling Southern Lebanon with 8 shells. One wonder if the Lebanese Authorities are absent minded in the South, so the question remains: Where is UNIFIL and What is UNIFIL doing?

Another Lebanese civilian, Joseph Salibi is found shot dead in his head inside his car in the Christian sector of Sin El-Fil.

After loosing his alliance in the Metn, Michel Aoun is facing a similar situation in the Kesrouan area where the Feudal Families are uniting themselves against Aoun and his Free Patriotic Movement.

Friday, February 20, 2009

A week has gone since Joseph Sader was kidnapped in Hezbolla Land in front of the watchful eyes of the Lebanese Authorities.

The Lebanese Pilots Association undertook a general strike to protest the assassination of MEA Captain Ghassan Megdad in Hezbolla Land.

The Armenian Tashnak Party is acting like a Prostitute by allying itself with the highest bidder between Warlord Michel Aoun or Feudal Lord Michel Murr in the Metn District parliamentary elections.

Overnight, unknown assailants threw a hand grenade at the Lebanese Forces offices in the Christian town of Kfour. No casualties are reported.

France expresses her concern over the fact that Syria did not deploy her appointed Ambassador to Lebanon yet. Welcome to knowing the tricks and lies of the Syrian Baath Regime...

Unconfirmed reports reveal that Prince Al-Walid Bin Talal, once considered one of the richest man in the World, is quickly loosing his fortune.

Meanwhile, it is also reported that Balestinian founded C C C, one of the world' largest construction companies, with a regional office in Lebanon, is about to lay-off nearly 40,000 workers.

Thursday, February 19, 2009

Sami Amine Gemayel, Heir to the Gemayel fiefdom, has called upon all Followers of Michel Aoun to go back to their original anti-Syrian believes. This, at a time, when Gemayel is allying himself with Feudal Lord Michel Murr, Syria's closest ally in the Lebanon.

Warlord Nabih Berri achieves a victory as the cabinet gives him 60 Billion Lebanese Pounds to pay for his lackeys to keep supporting him.

Pope Benedictus sends a special delegation to investigate the recent statements of Maronite Patriarch Nasroulla Sfeir.

Wednesday, February 18, 2009

NEWS FLASH = Middle East Airlines Pilot, Captain Ghassan Mekdad, has been found shot dead assassination style inside his vehicle within an area under Hezbolla's control in the Ouzaii district of West Beirut.

Feudal Lord and chameleon Michel Murr publicly describes his closest former ally General Abou Jamra of being an "Idiot". This is the type of Leaders we are supporting.

Day 5 for Joseph Sader in the unknown world.

Hezbolla is a State within a State and the Lebanese State is gone missing. It is perhaps time that Hezbolla governs !

Some analysts believe that the fate of Joseph Sader may end-up like Ramzy Irany whose body was found inside the trunk of his car after being kidnapped by Hezbolla. Sader is reportedly the man who may have facilitated the transport of the Hariri assassination legal files from Lebanon to the International tribunal.

Jumblat's deputy Antoine Andraos describes Hezbolla of being a "Monster".

Tuesday, February 17, 2009

Quote of the Day: "Lebanon is NOT Switzerland and we cannot use the same Defense Strategy in Lebanon as in Switzerland..." Dr. Hassan Nasroulla, Hezbolla Chief.

Dr. Nasroulla is correct. Lebanon cannot use the same Defense Strategy as Switzerland. Here is how: Switzerland is surrounded by France, Italy and Germany. It is located in the heart of a civilized region and among people who respect the ideologies and religions of others. Lebanon on the other hand, is bordered by none else but by the most warmonger countries in the world, Israel and Syria. It is located in the Arab World where human rights and respect are words that do not exist in any dictionary. RAPIO

Dr. Nasroulla confirms intel reports revealing that Hezbolla possesses an Air Defense system and insists that Hezbolla uses such system to defend itself while Lebanon gets destroyed.

Feudal Lords Amine Gemayel and Michels Murr reach an agreement in the Metn against Minority Chieftain Michel Aoun.

Monday, February 16, 2009

One Druze was stabbed to death by Hezbolla as he was leaving Martyres Square after commemorating Hariri's assassination.

As a result, both Warlords Al-Wali Jumblat and Hassan Nasroulla are trying to ease all tensions between the Druze and Shia Muslims. All Yestour. . .

What a shame that in the 21st Century, there are people who still get killed because they still blindly follow- their respective feudal lords.

Joseph Sader is still pronounced kidnapped for the 3rd day as he was taken away in front of the watchful eyes of the Lebanese Authorities.

Warlord Michel Aoun warns the Emigrant Lebanese from accepting the bribes of Feudal Lord Saad Hariri as the Latter is offering free travel tickets to Lebanon if Emigrants vote for him or his Candidates.

Sunday, February 15, 2009

100 of Thousands Lebanese gathered in Martyres Square to commemorate the assassination of Rafiq Hariri, Bassel Fleihan and other compatriots.

Thugs belonging to the Minority beat-up their fellow thugs from the Majority after the ceremony. Dozens ended-up in hospitals, some with severe injuries.

Joe Sader = Day 2 of his kidnapping.

Saturday, February 14, 2009

Joe Sader, a normal Citizen of Lebanon, has been kidnapped by unknown gangs on his way to his work at the Airport in Beirut.

RAPIO wishes all its readers a Happy Valentine.

Thousands of Lebanese gather today in Martyres' Square to commemorate the assassination of Rafiq Hariri, Bassel Fleyhan and other Lebanese who fell because their only crime was to work for their country.

Friday, February 13, 2009

People in Lebanon are wondering what to do now that the civil war in Srilanka is nearly over which may result in the return of thousands of house maids back home. What will the Dames de Societe end up doing without their house maids... Oulala...

Lebanese Police Chief reveals in public that the Syrian Intelligence is active anew in the Lebanon namely via telephone and electronic eavesdropping technology.

The Lebanese Army Intelligence interrogates over a dozen Al-Qaeda Operatives who entered Lebanon via Syria. The Terror Group Leader is a Saudi Citizen who admitted receiving money in Saudi Arabia before leaving his home country. His mission to Lebanon was to establish terror cells ready to undertake political assassinations and to rig cars with explosives. The arrested came from Saudi Arabia, Syria, Balestine, Argentina and Iraq. Their intelligence Handler has been identified as a Syrian Agent.

Thursday, February 12, 2009

Hail to the Lebanese Minister of Interior Ziad Baroud. Baroud has announced the abolishment of Religion from the Lebanese Identity Card.

Syria is reportedly in the process of shipping mobile anti-aircraft missiles to Hezbolla. The Question is: Will Hezbolla use these missles on Israeli Jets or will it target Civilian Aircrafts as well?

Lebanon's economy shows its highest growth in 15 years of 7% with an inflation of of 10.5%.

Wednesday, February 11, 2009

Independent Observers note an apparent split within the National Patriotic Movement of Michel Aoun, namely with Edgar Maalouf, one of its founders.

Meanwhile, Aoun launches his worst verbal attack against Chief Procrastinator Patriarch Nasroulla Sfeir accusing him of successfully splitting the Christians and for overtly siding with the anti-Syrian Majority.

The United Arab Emirates donates 10 additional helicopters to the Lebanese Army.

In Israel, Kadima is announced the winner in yesterday's Knesset elections with 30 Seats versus 28 for the Likud.

Tuesday, February 10, 2009

The CIA reports that British born Islamists form the most critical danger on the United States. homeland security.

Quote of the day: "Michel Aoun has proven that the Lebanese and the Syrians are One People in Two countries. . ." _ The Mufti of Aleppo, Syria.

The Hariri Private militia forbids Aoun controlled O'TV television station from entering the neighbourhood where Hariri lives in West Beirut. That is called Freedom of the Press!

Monday, February 9, 2009

Al-Wali Jumblat has started his overt rapprochement to Hezbolla.

In Ashrafieh, East Christian Beirut, it will be Nadim Bashir Gemayel against Massoud Ashkar for the Maronite seat in the Parliament.

A deep schism has surfaced within the Saniora Cabinet namely between Hariri Clan member Minister of Finance and other ministers belonging to the Amal and Hezbolla militias.

Sunday, February 8, 2009

Western Intel reports reveal that Shia Muslim Militias belonging to Warlords Nabih Berri and Hassan Nasroulla are deploying in the Southern Lebanese City of Saida in order to occupy it and take over its control from the Sunni Muslim Hariri Clan.

In return, the Hariri Future Militia has redeployed in the Beqaa towns of Shtawra and Bar Elias.

Cyprus detains a ship carrying weapons to Hezbolla.

Saturday, February 7, 2009

Nayla Tueny is the latest Candidate to follow the footsteps of family feudalism in Lebanese politics as she announces her candidacy for Parliament to replace her late father and Martyr Gebran.

Both Lebanese President Sleiman and Army General Ahwaji launch a counter offensive against Majority Leader Al-Wali Jumblat for his recent criticism of the Lebanese Army.

RAPIO supports Riad Salameh, Governor of the Lebanese Central Bank, for Parliament.

Friday, February 6, 2009

Recent studies undertaken by the UN reveal that 29.7% of Lebanese live under the Poverty Line.

The split among the so-called Christian Leaders is becoming irreversible.

Similarly, the split among the Balestinian Terror groups in Lebanon is becoming beyond control and bound to blow-up any moment.

Israel releases the passengers of the "Brotherhood Ship" that set sail from Tripoli, Lebanon to Gaza, Balestine.

RAPIO supports Sejaan Azzi for a seat in the Parliament in the up-coming elections. Azzi confirms what others failed to state openly and that Minority Chieftain Michel Aoun failed to turn Hezbolla into a truly Lebanese Party.

Thursday, February 5, 2009

Anchor woman and journalist May Shidiac is forced to quit LBC TV Station due to her open pro-Lebanese Forces stands. Shidiac had her hand and leg severed due to a bomb that was placed in her car years ago as she had a clear objection to Syria and Hezbolla.

In retaliation to Hassan Nasroulla's demand to know the whereabouts of the 4 Iranians who went missing in 1982 in Lebanon, Samir Jaajaa is now also demanding the whereabouts of Kataeb Officer Boutros Khawand who was kidnapped by the Syrian Intelligence in 1992.

Feudal Lord Michel Murr officially announces that he is running against his once-ally warlord Michel Aoun.

Wednesday, February 4, 2009

French Traffic Police finishes its training of proper traffic control to the Lebanese Traffic Police. Good luck in implementing these regulations...

The US and Israel warn Lebanon against any military operation that Hezbolla may take against Israel as Hezbolla is an active Participant in the Lebanese Government.

Feudal Lord Al-Wali Jumblat turns his back on his once foes - once allies, the Lebanese Forces of Samir Jaajaa in the Parliamentary elections of the chouf which is making Jaajaa and his men very nervous.

The defunct Lebanese English newspaper The Daily Start is published gain.

Tuesday, February 3, 2009

The Lebanese Police capture 525kg of Hashish in the Beqaa.

Surprise or Tactics? Elias Murr comes to the rescue of Michel Aoun son-in-law's Gebran Bassil by publicly announcing that it was him (Murr) who appointed the Army officer to the Ministry of Telecommunication.

This could be pay-back from Murr to Aoun as the latter rescued the former from being killed by Samir Jaajaa in the late Eighties.

The Majority accuses the Minority for distributing weapons in the North and the Beqaa in order to gain voters for the June 09 elections. What a country . . .

Monday, February 2, 2009

Al Balad daily talks about the same families ruling the Parliament since the foundation of modern Lebanon.

The Hariri Clan is set to file a law suit against Minority Minister of Telecom Gebran Bassil.

Sunday, February 1, 2009

Syrian Agent and chameleon Karim Pakradouni confirms that Syria has military and political influence in the Lebanon anew.

Warlord Nabih Berri insists on getting 60 Billion Lebanese Pounds from the Tax Payer in order to Finance his stooges working in the Council for the reconstruction of Southern Lebanon.

The CIA warns of Hezbolla's infiltration into US Territories from Mexico.

The Kenyan Authorities arrest US President Obama's half brother for possession of Marijuana!

Saturday, January 31, 2009

Egypt publicly announces that Hezbolla Chieftain Dr. Hassan Nasroulla gets his orders directly from Iran.

Egypt also reveals that its intelligence apparatus has put its hands on a Hezbolla Cell operating in the Sinai desert under the command of a Lebanese Citizen. Ya Habibi . . .

Nasroulla's accusations of Warlord Samir Jaajaa are backfiring against Michel Aoun, the Minority Leader and Jaajaa's arch political foe within the Christian ghetto.

RAPIO supports Deputy Messbah Ahdab for Parliament. Ahdab is currently a Sunni Muslim Deputy from the Northern City of Tripoli. Ahdab speaks his mind and is not corrupt.

Friday, January 30, 2009

Instead of demanding the release of Lebanese Prisoners from Syrian Jails, Hezbolla's Chieftain Dr. Hassan Nasroulla is now crying for the whereabouts of some 4 Iranian Intel Officers who disappeared in the Lebanon during the years of war. Come-on Man... Think Lebanese first for once in your life. Work for the release of fellow Lebanese Citizens held hostage by your allies in Syria before you scream, threaten and shout looking for dead bodies in order to satisfy your Masters in Iran.

Lebanese Banks register an all time high of 91.8 Billion US Dollars in Deposits during the past 11 months.

Very high tension is reported between various Balestinian Terror groups inside the Balestinian Terror Camps in Southern Lebanon. These tensions are clearly instigated by Syria in order to deviate all attentions from shutting down Balestinian terror tunnels and disarming Balestinians loyal to the Syrian Baath regime throughout the 10,452km2.

Thursday, January 29, 2009

France withdraws its Naval Force from UNIFIL.

Police and Interpol reports reveal that last year's shooting of Lebanese Folk dancers and singers in Amman, Jordan has been traced back to Al-Qaeda operatives.

Syrian Dick-tator Bashar Assad confirms to Lebanese Minister of Defense Elias Murr that Syrian Elite troops are deployed in Northern Lebanon for a specific mission!

A message from RAPIO - - - Remember in your Prayers the Lebanese Political Prisoners held hostage in Syrian Jails... some for over 20 years now.

Wednesday, January 28, 2009

The FARM we call LEBANON.

As the People of Lebanon struggle to make ends meat, her Politicians are having no problem whatsoever to continue their bickering over how to slice the Treasury pie.

As the Parliamentary elections time progresses, RAPIO will be naming the Candidates for the 10,452km2. The Publisher of RAPIO strongly believe that these Candidates can really bring a change to the country away from the traditional political and religious feudalism that has been reigning the Lebanon for Centuries. Let us hope they succeed.

Massoud Ashkar, aka Pussy, is the First such Candidate supported by RAPIO. Ashkar has announced its candidature for a seat in the Ashrafieh Christian Sector of Beirut.

Tuesday, January 27, 2009

The Majority calls for a massive demonstration on February 14 to commemorate the assassination of Rafiq Hariri and other Lebanese.

Syrian Dick-tator Bashar Assad continues to interfere in Lebanese internal affairs by renewing his threats against the Majority by accusing them of depending on the West to achieve their goals.

Former Presidential Candidate Boutros Harb calls for the creation of National Guards to protect the Lebanese Borders, to abolish the military arm of Hezbolla, to allow the Hezbolla militia to integrate with the Lebanese Army and National Guards.

Hezbolla, as expected, rejects Harb's call as Hezbolla expects the Lebanese Army and all of the People of Lebanon to be integrated within its ranks to fight the Israeli and American demons till Apocalypse Day.

Monday, January 26, 2009

Just in = Special Internal Security Elite Forces (Al-Fuhood) launched a successful surprise offensive to re-take control of the Qobbeh Prison.

"You are either with us or against us" _ Michel Aoun & George W. Bush

Convicts have taken over the Qobbeh Prison in the Northern City of Tripoli. Reports indicate that 2 Policemen are held hostage and the top floor has been set on fire.

Fighting is reported overnight in the Beqaa Town of Bar Elias between thugs of Feudal Lord Saad Hariri and Syrian Agent Abdel Rahim Mrad.

A new round of the so-called Round Table grouping the Master Warlords and Feudal Lords in Lebanon to be held at the Presidential Palace of Baabda. What on earth for?

Sunday, January 25, 2009

Both Warlords Al-Wali Jumblat and his colleague Nabih Berri are demanding from the Lebanese Government (i.e. Lebanese Tax Payer) 60 Billion Lebanese Pounds to support their respective electoral campaign.

President Michel Sleiman indirectly tells Syrian Agent and Chameleon Michel Murr that he (Sleiman) did not ask him (Murr) to talk or act on his behalf.

Saturday, January 24, 2009

The Lebanese Government blocks the viewing of Oscar nominee "Waltz With Bashir" in Lebanese cinemas. www.waltzwithbashir.com

Feudal Lord Sleiman Franjieh launches a media offensive against President Michel Sleiman via a live interview on Hezbolla's private TV Station. Franjieh accuses Sleiman of being too neutral and that a President must take a stand.

It is revealed that the last 2 Nuns who left the Marjayoun Government Hospital as Administrators did so under pressure from Hezbolla who wants to have full control over the institution.

The Lebanese Government is set to enlarge the capacities of the Beirut Port.

Friday, January 23, 2009

Lebanese English language Daily "The Daily Star" has been shut down after declaring bankruptcy.

Developer NOOR International Holdings plans to create a massive land reclamation Project off the shores of Lebanon in the shape of a Lebanese Cedar Tree to copy similar developments in the form of Palm Trees in the Emirate of Dubai.

US President Obama appoints American-Lebanese Senator Mitchell as his Special Envoy to the Middle East.

Once arch enemies turned allies Warlord Michel Aoun and Feudal Lord Michel Murr are fighting again and calling each other names. Meanwhile, their respective blind Supporters are ready to die to protect them. What a shame.

Lebanese Minister of Defense Elias Murr is set to meet with Syrian intelligence officers next week in order to prepare for a nice and juicy screw-up for his Daddy's newly found rival Michel Aoun.

More anti-Christian slogans are found inside of churches near Batroun and Aamcheet areas. A suspect, whose name has been kept unanimous, has been arrested last night.

Thursday, January 22, 2009

Jumblat and Hezbolla kiss and make-up at the expense of Michel Aoun who may end-up dumped by Hezbolla at the next parliamentary elections.

A Sudanese hoaxer caused the US Consulate in Dubai to shut down when he called in with a bomb threat. The joker was arrested yesterday.

Saudi-Lebanese Billionaire Prince Al-Waleed reveals that his global Kingdom Holdings is re-organizing its assets.

Wednesday, January 21, 2009

Worshippers of churches in the Haret Hreik and Hadath Areas were shocked to see Photos of Hezbolla's Chieftain Dr. Hassan Nasroulla placed next to photos of Saints inside their Churches!

As Minority Leader Michel Aoun is reaching his old age, both his rivals and allies are scrambling to plan for the post-Aoun Era namely in the Christian community.

Tuesday, January 20, 2009

Barrack Hussein Obama makes history today when he is sworn in as the 44th US President, the 1st Black Leader of the Free World and the 1st of a Muslim Father.

Lebanese Journalist Hala Murr is severely beaten-up and robbed in front of her house in the Christian suburb of Jal Deeb at 8:30 last night.

In Kuwait, the Egyptian, Qatari Saudi and Syrian Dictators kiss and make up. Hopefully next, the Lebanese "Warlords and Feudal Lord" will to do the same for the sake of the 10,452km2.

Monday, January 19, 2009

President Michel Sleiman who arrived to Kuwait for yet another Arab Summit, was not invited to attend the Sharm El-Sheikh Conference held yesterday.

More confrontations took place at Awkar near the US Embassy between the Lebanese Police and pro-Syrio Balestinian movements.

It is official: Sunni Money monger Mohamad Safadi splits ranks from his Master Feudal Lord Saad Hariri.

Sunday, January 18, 2009

The Lebanese Politicians through their respectively owned media, continue to brainwash the People of Lebanon to become more and more radicalists.

UN Secretary General Ban Ke-moon addresses the Lebanese Parliament and warns the Lebanese of the deteriorating situation in Southern Lebanon.

Saturday, January 17, 2009

Lebanon bids goodbye to Mansour Rahbani.

The brainwashing of the Lebanese to support Hamas and Gaza is continuing in order to get them to forget all the massacres perpetrated against them (the Lebanese) by the Balestinians since 1975.

Pro-Balestinian demonstrators in front of the US Embassy in Awkar chant slogans against Lebanese President Sleiman.

President Michel Sleiman has finally decided to join the Arab Leaders' Conference on Gaza in Qatar yesterday.

Lebanon rejects the Qatar Conference decision calling for the interruption of the on-going peace talks with Israel.

Friday, January 16, 2009

A major and obvious schism is reported between Sami Amine Gemayel and Samir Jaajaa in the Christian District of Batroun.

Pro-Syrian forces in the Lebanon are pressuring Lebanese President Michel Sleiman to attend the Doha Arab Summit in support of Gaza. Sleiman who actually arrived to the Qatari capital is refusing to attend the conference which will lead nowhere anyways.

The Lebanese Army and the UNIFIL are in a state of disarray over the various missiles being launched from Southern Lebanon into Israel.

In a recent survey conducted by the Aounists media, 46% of those who were asked said that the Balestinians were behind the rocket attacks from Lebanon on Israel. 26% said that Israeli Agents are behind such attacks in order to give Israel an excuse to attack Lebanon. 11% blamed Hezbolla for the attacks and 10% said that Al-Qaeda is responsible. 7% had no opinion.

Thursday, January 15, 2009

The Lebanese Army reinforces its defensive positions in Southern Lebanon by deploying fresh units of its Special Forces in order to face both enemies: Balestinian Terrorists and the Israeli Army. . .

Ironically, the US Embassy announced earlier this week that some 72 troops carriers have arrived to the Port of Beirut from the USA as if these trucks can be used as sophisticated and high-tech weapons to defend the 10,452km2 from Hezbolla, the Balestinians, the Syrians or the Israelis ! Man what a joke.

Wednesday, January 14, 2009

News Flash = More Rockets are fired from Hassbaya, Lebanon into Keriat Shemona in Israel. As of this write-up, the Israeli Army returns the fire by shelling Two Southern Lebanese Villages.

Patriarch Sfeir meets with Master Terrorist Naef Hawatmeh who massacred dozens of Lebanese during the 1975 Lebanese - Balestinian War.

Lebanese Composer Mansour Rahbani dies of cancer at the age of 87.

BlackBerry Services enter the Lebanese market... finally!

Tuesday, January 13, 2009

What is it with the Balestinians and the Jews that they feel they MUST keep all of the World hostage to their respective causes till the end of humanity? R A P I O.

Detroit 2009 Motor Show reveals all new Electrically powered and hybrid cars. One wonders how the Lebanese will be able to purchase such cars when there is hardly any electricity available in the country while the street lights are all turned ON . . . during Day time!

The People of Lebanon are demanding to know why the Lebanese media is concentrating all its reporting on the Gaza - Israeli conflict instead of talking about real Lebanese issues, especially when thousands of Lebanese families are left stranded with no water, proper medical treatment, electricity or means to keep warm during the harsh winter season.

Monday, January 12, 2009

Whether you like him or hate him, if you are a Christian Lebanese, ask yourself the following question and think about it: "What will happen to the Christians in Lebanon after the death of Michel Aoun?"

Al-Wali Jumblat is trying his utmost to meet with Hezbolla Chieftain Dr. Hassan Nasroulla in an attempt to revive their previous parliamentary electoral tickets.


The Italian soldiers in UNIFIL arrested two of their civilian staff smuggling plastic explosives into their barracks in Southern Lebanon. It is not known yet if these bomb materials were meant to blow-up the Italians or to be used for other targets.


Syrian soldiers shot at Israelis in the Golan Heights.

Sunday, January 11, 2009

The Lebanese Authorities arrest a suspect in the launching of missiles from Lebanon into Israel last week. Naturally, his identity shall remain unknown.

Reports from rural Lebanon reveal that Lebanese Citizens living in Aakkar are burning their old shoes in order to stay warm. Meanwhile, the Beqaa is witnessing demonstrations calling for subsidised energy sources to keep warm during this winter.

As for the Riches, Lebanon is witnessing an unprecedented successful winter ski season due to the high number of Visitors from the Arab and Western worlds.

Saturday, January 10, 2009

Several demonstrations took place in the Lebanon by Balestinians and their local allies yesterday.

The Lebanese Army discovers multiple rocket launchers in the village of Kfar-Hamam in Southern Lebanon.

Samir Jaajaa is quoted saying that if Hizbolla decides to Islamise Lebanon, then Michel Aoun will be the first to confront it!

Friday, January 9, 2009

No one understand the reason why the Lebanese Government does not publish the name of the Party behind the launching of missiles on Israel yesterday.

Citizens of Southern Lebanon are bracing themselves against any eventuality or reaction from Israel that may occur should the Balestinians or Hezbolla launch more missiles into the Hebrew State from Hezbollaland.

Thursday, January 8, 2009

News Flash: Missiles originating from Aaita Shaab in Southern Lebanon have been launched on Israel.CNN is calling it a possible 2nd front for Israel.

While Hamas agreed to stop the launching of missiles on Israel, Hezbolla Chieftain Dr. Nasroulla sends a warning to Israel to expect any kind of reaction from his organization should the fighting in Gaza continuous.

Lebanon has requested from French President Nicola Sarkozi to find a solution to the uncontrolled Balestinian weapons in the Lebanon.

The Parliamentary elections in Lebanon is now confirmed to take place in one day on June 7, 2009. It is unclear however if the Lebanese living in diaspora will be allowed to vote or not. Maybe the Lebanese Authorities are awaiting instructions from the Syrians to learn how to allow their citizens living abroad to vote!

Wednesday, January 7, 2009

R A P I O calls on Maronite Patriarch Sfeir to apologize to the Lebanese People for his yesterday's public statement whereby he indicated that the Lebanese did not suffer as much as the Balestinians and Iraqis.


Sfeir's mental affair made him forget the mass killings and massacres of the Lebanese People for nearly 15 years as they suffered at the hand of the Israelis in the South and at the hand of the Balestinians in Damour, Beit Mellat and Beirut and let us NOT forget Mr. Patriarch the massive rocket shelling of residential neighbourhoods in Beirut, Tripoli and Zahleh by the Syrian Armed Forces.


Surely Bkerkeh was spared from these killing fields by the Foreign Invaders but the People of Lebanon have and are still suffering from lack of long term political and religious visions.

Tuesday, January 6, 2009

Pro-Balestinian Protesters continue their shy gathering near the US Embassy in Awkar.

Meanwhile, Hamas' main allies and mentors Hezbolla, Syria and Iran remain surprisingly quiet after all the Israeli bombardments of Hamas and the Balestinians.

Syria appoints Colette Khoury as its first Ambassador to Lebanon. Meanwhile, there are no words from the Lebanese Government as to the status of the Lebanese Embassy and its staff in Syria.

Monday, January 5, 2009

Lebanese Police opens water and tear gases on Balestinian Protesters near the US Embassy in Awkar. One Police Officer was wounded during the demonstration.

French President Nicolas Sarkozi to visit the Lebanon during his trip to the Middle East this week.

Israeli, Lebanese and Hezbolla soldiers are on high alert on both sides of the Israeli-Hezbollaland Borders.

Sunday, January 4, 2009

Lebanon and the Lebanese face a new war of attrition due to a] the presence of Balestinians in the Lebanon, b]the support of certain Lebanese towards the Balestinian Cause and c] their internal division.

Hezbolla announces that it will not remain a bystander in the war between Israel and Balestinian Hamas.

Israel on its part warned Lebanon and Hezbolla from any interference in its operation against Hamas in the Gaza strip.

Man: What a way to start 2009! Could this big mess be the beginning of an all-out comprehensive peace settlement for the Middle East?

Saturday, January 3, 2009

Welcome All to R A P I O 2009!

A new Movie production on the life of Saint Charbel will hit the Lebanese Theaters soon.

Lebanese Clairvoyant Michel Hayek predicts that some sort of an accident will occur at the Beirut International Airport in 2009.

Hezbolla announces that it refuses to put down its weapons even if it looses the parliamentary elections.

Saturday, December 20, 2008

R A P I O will stop its publication during the festive season and will go back on line on January 3rd, 2009.

R A P I O wishes its Readers a Merry Christmas, a Happy Hanuka, a Happy Hajira Year and a Fantastic 2009.

Friday, December 19, 2008

It is high time the people of Lebanon search for a real 3rd alternative after the failure of both the majority and minority to create a new and modern country.

Deputy Prime Minister Abu Jamra decides to boycott his job until he gets an official Job Description and Prerogatives from his Boss Fouad Saniora who is completely ignoring the Former.

Hizbolla shuts down Beirut after Friday's Prayers today in support of the Balestinians while totally ignoring the Lebanese Prisoners held hostage in Syrian jails. . .

Thursday, December 18, 2008

UN Secretary General Ban Qi Moon announces that the official start of the international Tribunal for the assassination of Hariri and other Lebanese has been set for March 1st 2009.

Mass Demonstrations called for by Hezbolla in support of Balestine are set to bring the Lebanon to a stand still at noon time on Friday!

Warlord Michel Aoun reveals that Feudal Lord and Chief Chameleon Michel Murr is actively working against him for the up-coming Parliamentary elections.

Wednesday, December 17, 2008

Lebanese Minister of Defense announces that Russia decided to donate 10 Mig 29 interceptor-bomber fighter jets to Lebanon. Russia did not confirm the news and neither Syria or Israel has expressed any comments.

The US Treasury drops the interest rate to a historic low of nearly 0%!

Tuesday, December 16, 2008

Balestinian Terror Group Hamas, supported by Lebanese Hezbolla declares the end of the truth with the Jewish State.

Hezbolla Chieftain Dr. Nasroulla calls for a mass demonstration in support of Hamas in the Beirut Southern District on Friday.

Media reports reveal that Chief Chameleon Michel Murr and Feudal Lord Amin Gemayel have decided to form a coalition front against Minority Chieftain Michel Aoun in the Metn District.

Monday, December 15, 2008

SAY NO TO FEUDALISM

NO TO TRADITIONAL FAMILIES RULING THE LEBANON

NO TO CLERGYMEN IN POLITICS

Sunday, December 14, 2008

Lebanon Destroyer Jimmy Carter confirms from Syria that he will be monitoring the Lebanese Parliamentary elections next May! RAPIO calls on Mr. Carter to dare monitoring the elections in Syria.

Iran's Isfahan University grants Hezbolla's Eternal Chieftain Hassan Nasroulla a Honorary Doctorate; thus making him Dr. Nasroulla.

Political Analysts note that Al Wali Jumblat is in disarray in his political statements not knowing what he wants.

Saturday, December 13, 2008

President Michel Sleiman heads to Jordan tomorrow for a 24 hour visit!

Minister of Defense Elias (Lillo) El-Murr heads to Russia to engage in arms' deal for the Lebanese Army after the Pentagon's refusal to help the Lebanon with new weapons. . .

Exchange of Ambassadors between Lebanon and Syria before end of the year and for the very first time in the history of both countries.

Shopping at ABC Mall in Ashrafieh causes extreme and heavy traffic throughout Beirut due to bad parking entrance design and to lack of proper traffic management.

Friday, December 12, 2008

A Memorial Mass for the Late Gibran Tueiny is to take place in Mar Mitr Church Ashrafieh today.

The American University of Beirut appoints Peter Dorman as the new University President.

St. Joseph Jesuit University shuts down all political activities, clubs and associations on Campus.

Former Lebanon Destroyer Jimmy Carter remains in Lebanon trying to solicit support for his organization to monitor the up-coming elections!!! God Help the Lebanon...

Thursday, December 11, 2008

Britain lifts its travel restrictions on the Lebanon.

Unconfirmed reports reveal that US President G.W. Bush may visit Lebanon in January 2009 around the same time as French President N. Sarkozi's visit.

Lebanese Minister of Justice and member of the Lebanese Forces Ibrahim Najjar had a major car accident last night which caused him broken bones and the death of his driver.

Saudi Arabia decides to pay for the weapons that Lebanon wants to buy from Russia since the US refused to sell arms to the Lebanese Army.

Tuesday, December 9, 2008

Russia has expressed its readiness to sell the Lebanese Army heavy weapons after the United States has refused to do so.

High tension is still reported in the Christian neighbourhood of Jdeideh after street fighting erupted among Christian thugs over 48 hours ago.

Minority Chieftain Michel Aoun returns from Syria empty handed while certain media is reporting that Syria may be releasing some political Lebanese Prisoners by the end of the year...



After Aoun, PM Saniora is planning a trip to the Islamic Republic of Iran!

Sunday, December 7, 2008

R A P I O wishes all its Muslim and Druze Readers a Happy Ad-Dha Eid. Publication will resume on Wednesday, December 10th 2008.

Saturday, December 6, 2008

Feudal Lord Cameleon Michel Murr distances himself from his today's political ally Michel Aoun by re-opening ties with his old feudal once-ally-once-foe Gemayel family in the Metn District.

The BBC Financial Reporter Natalie Antelava reports that Lebanon is immune to the Global Financial Crisis.

Ministry of Tourism in Lebanon announces that 1.2 Million tourists have visited Lebanon this year so far exceeding all expectations.

Covert Israeli marine operation uncovers Syria's return to plutonium production.

Friday, December 5, 2008

Feudal Lord Amin Gemayel declares on Live TV that he will not hesitate to call for the partitioning of the 10,452km2 when the time is ripe.

Does anyone know where Al-Wali Jumblat has been lately?

Syria's newest Lover Michel Aoun declares that he will modify the Taef Agreement to give more prerogatives to the Christian President if he gets the majority in the Parliament!!!! Ya right... As if the Sunni Muslims will ever allow this to happen.

Thursday, December 4, 2008

While Aoun receives a Hero's Welcome in Syria, Sleiman receives a Daddy's Welcome in Germany!

The only honorable thing that Aoun can do now is to bring back from Syria all Lebanese Political Prisoners home.

Lebanon bids goodbye to Actress Layla Karam one of the founders of the Lebanese Actors Guild and a dam good one! RAPIO calls on the Lebanese President to Honor Karam now that she is dead because she, as all actors and artists in Lebanon, was never given the proper recognition while she was alive.

Wednesday, December 3, 2008

The US Administration officially states that the Lebanese Army does not need advance weaponry but instead it only requires trucks and more trucks and more trucks.... And then, the US Administration wonders why Lebanon goes to a terror sponsoring regime such as Iran to defend herself!

Aoun and Assad: Arch Enemies of Yesterdays, Best of Allies Today! We pray for the Sole of the fallen Ones who have been betrayed by their so-called Leaders...

Tuesday, December 2, 2008

Ain El-Heloueh Balestinian Terror Camp is on its way of disintegration like its predecessor in Nahr Al-Bared at the expense of loosing hundreds of Lebanese Army soldiers in the up-coming Operation expected to start after Al-Adha Eid. YOU READ IT FIRST HERE ON RAPIO!


Minority Chieftain Michel Aoun has let bygone be bygone with all the thousands of Lebanese killed at the merciless hands of the Syrian intelligence when he enters the Syrian Capital as a Hero of the Baath Regime which is also behind the killing of thousands of Lebanese Army troops who were under his command.

Monday, December 1, 2008

Lebanese Army Commander General Jean Kahwaji informs the US that the Army is not going to accept the 60 used M60 Tanks if they are not equiped with advanced weapons. The Army, Kahwaji stated does not need more Armored Personnel Carriers but it requires advanced weaponry.

An Ethiopian wins this year's Beirut Marrathon.

The Harir Clan supports and finances Michel Mekattaf against his father-in-law Amin Gemayel for the next Parliamentary elections.

Sunday, November 30, 2008

Lebanese are stranded in Bangkok, Thailand due to the political upheaval that is taking place there.

Why is Syrian Agent Nader Sukkar still speaking in the name of the Kataeb Party?

Street fighting is reported between Shia Muslims from the Amal Militia against Sunni Muslims from Fatah Al-Islam.

Meanwhile, Lackeys of mini Feudal Lord Mansour el-Bonn burn the flag of the Free Patriotic Movement of Warlord Michel Aoun at the Christian University of Kaslik in Junieh.

Saturday, November 29, 2008

A gentle reminder: SAY NO TO FEUDALISM - SAY NO TO CLERGY RULE - SAY NO TO YOUR TRADITIONAL POLITICIANS IN LEBANON

Friday, November 28, 2008

Students lackeys to Aoun and Jaajaa fight each other in the predominantly Christian University of Kaslik.

The Syrian National Socialist Party beats-up Omar Harkouss, a Lebanese Journalist for writing an article against the anti-Lebanon Party.

Lebanese Army Commander, General Kahwaji becomes the latest Lebanese Official to flock to Syria for no apparent reason.

Thursday, November 27, 2008

Several international companies based in Dubai are re-positioning themselves in Beirut due to the high rent and cost of living in the Former.

Israel decides to postpone its withdrawal from the occupied Southern Lebanese Ghajar Area.

Joseph Ghanim, a Christian blew-up himself with a hand grenade in Zouk near Junieh.

Wednesday, November 26, 2008

Lebanon will receive 66 used US made M60 tanks from Jordan.

President Sleiman visited weapons factories during his visit to Iran.

Israeli Defense Minister Ehud Barak threatens Lebanon with deep and hurting air strikes if Hezbolla attacks Israel anew.

Tuesday, November 25, 2008

Minority Chieftain Michel Aoun demands a public apology from the Kataeb Party for accusing him to be involved in the assassination of Pierre Amine Gemayel. . . Aoun may have to wait few Centuries before this can happen!

One of the arrested Terrorists from Fatah Al-Islam give details on how they prepared the explosives and how they were planning to attack the UNIFIL forces in Southern Lebanon.

Monday, November 24, 2008

Hundreds of new recruits into the Kataeb Party are sworn in as new Lackeys of the Gemayel Feudal Family.

President Michel Sleiman heads to Iran as Iran proposed to arm the Lebanese Army!

Sunday, November 23, 2008

Lebanon and Her so-called Leaders are living a case of Lost Identity. Are we Lebanese? Are we Arabs? Are we Syrians? Are we Iranians? Are we Europeans? Are we Phoenicians? What the HELL are We!

Hizbolla's TV Station Al-Manar reveals that Aawad, the Most Wanted Terrorist in Lebanon, has escaped and left Lebanon already. Question: How do they know this if they were not an accomplice to his runaway plan?

Saturday, November 22, 2008

65 Years ago, Lebanon took her so-called Independence from France.

Today, Lebanon struggles to take Her Independence from Her Feudal Lords, War Lords and Clergymen.

The Lebanese Army has started its house to house search operation inside the Balestinian Terror Camp of Ain El-Heloueh looking for a Wanted terrorist called Aawad.

The Hariri Al-Moustakbal Clan reveals that Terror Group Fath Al-Islam is training for a new Political assassination similar to the one that took-out the late Pierre Amine Gemayel when silencers were used to storm his vehicle with bullets in the middle of the day and in front of hundreds of eye witnesses. Yet, till today, no arrests were made. Long Live Lebanon!

Friday, November 21, 2008

Lebanon celebrates her 65 years of so-called Independence. Are YOU better off today or would YOU rather be back under the French mandate again? Or would YOU prefer to have Syria come back? Independence means Independence, It does not mean half of the people are with the Syrians, Iranians and Arabs while the second half is still searching for a Western Ally to protect his Ass from the first half.

The Lebanese Army gives the Balestinians till the first week of December to surrender a Wanted Muslim Fundamentalist taking refuge in the Terror Camp of Ain El Heloueh.

The Pentagon decides to supply the Lebanese Army with M60 Tanks. Let us hope it is true!

Thursday, November 20, 2008

An-Nahar daily reports that France welcomes the direct Lebanese Israeli talks.

Meanwhile, an Israeli Official reveals that the Christian majority in Lebanon no longer exist and that Lebanon has become ripe grounds for Terrorism and fundamentalism.

While Al-Wali Jumblat meets US Political and Intelligence Officials in Washington, Michel Aoun's visit to Syria to meet his so-called arch-rivals Syrian Political and Intelligence Officials is set for end of November 08.

Chameleon Politician Karim Pakradouni announces his candidacy for Parliament in the Zahleh district!

Wednesday, November 19, 2008

Al-Wali Jumblat in the US to be the first Lebanese Politician to meet in-coming officials from the Obama group.

The Lebanese Army encircled Ain El-Heloueh Balestinian Camp demanding the surrender of wanted Terrorists taking refuge inside the camp.

Tuesday, November 18, 2008

Rivals Feudal Lord Amine Gemayel and Warlord Michel Aoun announce their mutual understanding to ensure the election of Sami Gemayel, only surviving son of Amine, to the Parliament!

The Two Lords also agreed to allow for the election of 5 Kataeb members to the parliament to counter the Lebanese Forces Block. Believe it or Not.

Meanwhile, Nadim Gemayel, the son of the late President Bashir, is setting-up shop in Ashrafieh to prepare for His election next Spring.

A bloody incident is reported among Christians in Batroun between lackeys of Jaajaa and lackeys of Franjieh and Aoun.

Lebanese Ministers and Officials continue to flock the Syrian Capital and we still yet need to see one Syrian Official return these visits.

Monday, November 17, 2008

Warlord Nabih Berri announces the withdrawal of Lebanon from the Arab Parliamentary Association conference in Kuwait.

Arrested suspects from the Sunni Muslim Fath Al-Islam Terror groupe were handed over to the International Tribunal in charge of the assassination of Rafiq Hariri and 20 Lebanese as well as of Pierre Amine Gemayel.

Sunday, November 16, 2008

The Egyptian courts summon Jamal Mobarak the son of Egyptian Dictator Hossni Mobarfak as a witness in the murder of Lebanese Pop Singer Susanne Tamime.

The Lebanese Government takes over the operation of ALPHA, one of two Privately operated Mobile (Ceil) phones while it extended the operation of MTC Touch by another month!

Two teenage brothers from the Raad Family are gone missing and presumed kidnapped in Northern Lebanon.

Saturday, November 15, 2008

What is it with the Lebanese: The ONLY language they know is the Language of war and violence!

What is it with the Lebanese: The ONLY people they respect are those who keep leading them to more war and more violence!

Friday, November 14, 2008

Al-Qaida's Chieftain in Lebanon is surrounded in the Balestinian Terror Camp of Beddawi. Reports reveal that Aawad wears an explosive belt while he sleeps to blow-up himself in case he is attacked.

The Hariri Clan Majority is now focusing its media offensive against Minority Chieftain Michel Aoun's Son-in-Law Gebran Bassil as the Latter threatened to expose the Hariri controlled private Cellular company for corruption.

President Michel Sleiman officially reveals for the first time that the Syrians did provide the Lebanese Army with weapons, logistical support, Intelligence and fuel during its eradication operation of the Balestinian Terror Camp of Nahr el-Bared in Northern Lebanon.

Thursday, November 13, 2008

The Lebanese Air Force flew its 50 Years old British made Hawker Hunter jet ground attack fighters for the first time in years over the Beqaa Valley. Both Syria and Israel did forbid Lebanon from flying its planes over the Beqaa.

Unconfirmed reports reveal that Israel may withdraw from part of the occupied Lebanese Shebaa Farms in the near future.

The Maronites fail to agree on reconciling their differences due to lack of proper intentions and leadership, political and religious.

Wednesday, November 12, 2008

Balestinian Terrorist Abul Ainein (Father of Two Eyes) has threatened the Lebanese people and army not to repeat the experience of the Beddawi Camp again . . .

Feudal Lord Amine Gemayel welcomes the Lebanese Government's overture to Syria !

Tuesday, November 11, 2008

"The Christians of Lebanon are deeply divided" - Patriarch Sfeir . . . Well Daaaaah!

The Balestinians perform the largest paramilitary show in the 10,452km2 since 1991 under the watchful eyes of our beloved Politicians who appear to have forgotten that nearly 100,000 Lebanese died due to the Balestinians.

Austrian Officials reveal that the Syrian reactors hit by Israel earlier this year contained Uranium.

Faked 10,000 and 20,000 Lebanese pounds denominations are circulating the streets of Lebanon.

Monday, November 10, 2008

Army Intelligence arrests the so-called "Abi Jarrah", one of the most wanted terrorists hiding in the Balestinian Camp of Ain Heloueh.

As long as the same Families are ruling the Lebanon . . . Nothing will ever change . . . SAY NO TO FEUDALISM . . .

Sunday, November 9, 2008

The Teachers' Association of the Private Schools will be om strike on November 18, 2008 to ask for pay raises.

Fist fighting is reported between the bodyguards of Minister Mario Aoun and those of his PM Saniora!!!

"Lebanon is once again the Switzerland of the Middle East" - President Michel Sleiman.

Saturday, November 8, 2008

Independent Observers question the sudden re-overture of the Lebanese Officials towards Syria as they are flocking to Damascus one after the other starting from the Minister of the Interiors, to the Minister of Defense as well as the Head of the Internal Security Forces to name a few.

Unconfirmed intelligence reports reveal that Al-Qaeda's Chieftain in Ain Helwoueh Terror Camp has left Lebanon to Iraq.

Michel Aoun's strategy for National Defense is based in the Swiss Model whereby ALL citizens get to carry arms and are trained to defend their country from . . .or defend their Politicians from . . .

Friday, November 7, 2008

Fight Terror with Terror - That is the Motto used by Syria, Israel, Iran and Saudi Arabia.

Syria claims to have arrested the Terror Cell that was behind the recent Bombing on the Damascus Airport Road. The Cell, according to Damascus, is funded and ordered by the Hariri Movement of Lebanon and by the Exiled Ex-Syrian VP Abdul Halim Khaddam.

Vote Your Conscience - Do Not Sell it to the highest Bidder.

Thursday, November 6, 2008

Fist fighting is reported at the Lebanese University between Lackeys of Jaajaa and Lackeys of Aoun.

Meanwhile, Aoun and Jaajaa are seen on TV exchanging jokes at the Entrance of the Presidential Palace yesterday.

Aoun submits to President Sleiman his vision of the Defense Strategy for Lebanon at the request of the Latter.

Wednesday, November 5, 2008

PRESIDENT OBAMA

Lebanese living in Congo are urging theire Government to evacuate them away from the Civil War that is devastating the country.

Tuesday, November 4, 2008

For the 1st time in History of the Human Kind: White People may be voting-in a Black person to lead the USA and .... the World.

The Lebanese Government decides to increase the Tax on interest rates earned by Depositors from 5% to 7%.

Monday, November 3, 2008

The Opposition in Northern Lebanon led by Feudal Lords Karameh and Franjieh wins the elections of the Lawyers' Syndicate.

Warlods Al-Wali Jumblat and Berri oppose the abolishment of unnecessary funds that were founded to spread money to certain people at the cost of the nation.

Sunday, November 2, 2008

US Democratic Candidate Obama warns Syria from shipping any weapons to Hezbolla.

Saturday, November 1, 2008

Observers are noticing the increase of Sunni Muslim Fundamentalism in Northern Lebanon.

President Sleiman meets the Pope in the Vatican.

As-Safir newspaper reports that the Lebanese Army has arrested an intelligence cell working for Mossad in the Western Beqaa region. The cell has been provided by highly advanced technological spy ware.

Friday, October 31, 2008

President Sleiman appeared on a TV interview hosted by a Lebanese child hit by Cancer. The show was a major success.

Explosions are heard in the Balestinian Terror Camp of Ain Helwoueh overnight.

Hezbolla's Chieftain Hassan Nasroulla informs Majority Tycoon Saad Hariri that he has no objection to meeting Majority Leader Al-Wali Jumblat.

Meanwhile, the Maronites are still split and Feudal Lord Franjieh still refuses to meet Warlord Jaajaa.

Thursday, October 30, 2008

The UNRWA has started the cleaning of debris and demolished buildings in the Balestinian Terror Camp of Ain Heloueh which was the scene of heavy gun battles between Terrorists and the Lebanese Army last year.

Opinion Polls reveal that Minority Chieftain Michel Aoun would win the largest number of Parliamentary seats at the up-coming elections with 27 seats followed by Amal/Hezbolla coalition who would get 25 seats and Hariri's Future Movement would get 23 seats.

Wednesday, October 29, 2008

Al-Akhbar newspaper reports that the real brain and leader behind the Kataeb Party is Joyce Gemayel, wife of Amine Gemayel and not Amine himself.

Israel reports that the US Commando attack on the Terror Cell in Syria was done in full coordination with the Syrian Intelligence.

President Sleiman meets the Pope on Friday.

Several Christian Lebanese accuse Syria for forbidding Sleiman Franjieh to meet and reconcile with Samir Jaajaa.

Michel Aoun confirms that he will visit Syria before the end of 2008!!!

Tuesday, October 28, 2008

Do You feel like a YoYo? What was totally forbidden on Michel Aoun is today blessed on Saad Hariri. Two Years ago, Aoun was seen as a traitor to the Majority for signing a Memorandum of Understanding but Today, Majority Tycoon Saad Hariri is being praised for his secret meeting with Hezbolla's Ayatolla Hassan Nasroulla!!!

Double Jeapordy: A similar secret meeting is expected between Nasroulla and Majority Leader Al-Wali Jumblat.

Syria is crying wolf to the international community after one of its Terror Launch center was eradicated by the US Air Force 2 days ago.

Monday, October 27, 2008

Retail stores in the historic district of Junieh are flooded by rain water due to lack of proper public drain network.

The US Air Force Shells suspected Terror area in Syria along its Iraqi borders killing 8 people.

Can someone explain to the people of Lebanon why on earth did the Vice-Head of Egypt's Intelligence Apparatus meet with Non-official Lebanese Leaders during the past 48 hours?

Hezbolla Grand Ayatollah Hassan Nasroulla denies allegations that His Party of God is involved in drug trafficking.

Sunday, October 26, 2008

The rise of Sunni Muslim fundamentalism in Northern Lebanon has become beyond control as Saudi Arabia is spending Millions of Dollars to counter the rise of Iran's Hezbolla.

The countdown for the US Presidential elections has reached its last 10 Days. Historically speaking, the Democrats are anti-Lebanon while the Republicans are more pro-active towards her.

Saturday, October 25, 2008